I stood up and saw my dad fanning himself by the window.
Dad looked at me with a smile, as if nothing was wrong
This is good, this is good
I stood up from my seat and slowly walked out of the classroom under everyone's gaze.
Outside the classroom, I walked over with my head lowered and said, "Dad, I..."
Dad said: "What's the point? Isn't it just a mistake? It's a waste of youth if you don't make mistakes!"
Is there really such an old saying?
Dad came here wearing slippers. It seems he really doesn’t take this matter seriously.
Two people walked into the dean's office
The dean of students was there, and so was the principal. The principal winked at me and looked like nothing was wrong. I immediately felt relieved.
When the dean of students was about to speak, his father suddenly said: "Are you sure it was my son who did it?"
The dean thought of the humiliation he suffered today and said loudly: "Yes, I am sure he is your son!"
With a bang, the principal and I both laughed out loud.
The dean of students looked at me and said harshly: "Why are you laughing?"
I pointed at the principal and said, "I thought the principal was funny, so I laughed. What's wrong, director? Is it sinful to laugh?"
Dad seemed to have heard the taste and said with a smile: "Director, I'm sorry, let's talk about Xiaohua!"
"Does classmate Liu Dehua smoke at home?" the dean asked.
Dad shook his head and said, "No!"
The dean said: "I tell you, this kid doesn't learn well and actually learns to smoke!"
"oh!"
Seeing that his father had no reaction, the dean continued to add insult to injury: "Scholar Framingham discovered after 12 years of research that smokers are more than four times more likely to die from coronary heart disease than non-smokers, and the incidence of sudden death is about the same as every day.
A follow-up study on the number of smoking ratios found that the negative rate of sudden death in the quit smoking group was 19%, while that in the continuing smoking group was 27%. There is a significant difference. Quitting smoking can reduce the recurrence rate of sudden death, and the harm of second-hand smoke is even more terrifying!"
Dad said: "I said Xiaohua doesn't smoke at home, but I know she smokes outside!"
The dean of students was stunned for a moment and continued: "Sir, you still haven't understood the situation. The whole world..."
"You said that, should all smokers in the world quit smoking?" Dad asked back.
"Well, teenagers are in the stage of physical development, so quitting smoking is always beneficial!"
Dad said: "I have been smoking for half my life, and I feel that there is no harm in it. On the contrary, it can calm my mind and refresh my mind!"
The dean of students was speechless
Dad took a step forward and said: "It's you, my child just came to school and doesn't understand the rules. He doesn't understand that smoking is not allowed in school. As a responsible dean, you don't ask any questions."
They confiscated his cigarettes and kept saying that everything was for the students!"
Dad approached the dean of students step by step, and the dean of students retreated repeatedly, but still argued with reason, saying: "I sincerely want to help him quit smoking. Is there anything wrong with that?"
Dad said: "You will confiscate the things and keep them for yourself. Is this what you call worthy of the students?"
Ahem, even the principal probably didn't know about this. How did dad know about it? I only found out by copying the memory of the dean of students. How did dad know everything? I looked at dad suspiciously.
But my dad was enjoying the pleasure of making others speechless and didn't pay attention to my eyes at all.
"You're talking nonsense..." The dean's voice was a bit harsh and filled with sadness.
Dad approached him again, and his slippers were about to step on the dean's feet. He said, "I'm talking nonsense. Last night, you gave away the mobile phone you confiscated from a girl in class 2 and 4."
Your son, your son, floated that cell phone by the river, do you think I don’t know?”
The dean of students was shocked, looked at me viciously, and said to my father: "You, how do you know?"
Dad said: "You put the confiscated cigarettes in your waist and kept talking about the dangers of smoking. Why don't you quit smoking?"
"I....."
I secretly applauded my dad. Ever since I met him, he is the most handsome man today.
The dean of students couldn't do anything about smoking, so he immediately said: "The freshmen did not do a good job in this area. I was negligent. I'm sorry!" Then the dean of students changed the topic and said confidently: "But your son contradicted the teacher.
, you can’t argue with this?”
Dad said: "Are you sure he is my son?"
"I'm sure!" The anxious dean forgot the lesson just now and said
The principal and I couldn't help laughing again. The principal pointed at my father and gave me a thumbs up.
Dad asked: "Are you really sure?"
When the dean of students heard this question, he hesitated for a long time and said, "I'm not sure!"
Dad said to the principal next to him: "Mr. principal, you have also heard that the dean of students is not even sure whether the other party really contradicted the teacher, so how can he make random conclusions about my son Liu Dehua?"
The principal said: "Yes, Teacher Xu, you are too careless in what you do. How can you wrongly accuse good people at will?"
The dean of students was speechless for a moment and said: "This... this!"
Dad said: "Mr. Principal, I really doubt whether someone framed me. Please be sure to investigate this matter clearly!"
The principal nodded and said, "Don't worry about this!"
The dean came back to his senses, snorted coldly, took out a stack of documents, slammed them on the table, and said coldly: "What about these documents? There is a disciplinary document missing among them, and it is Liu Dehua.
Classmate, I have confirmed with the relevant authorities that Liu Dehua’s fingerprints are on these documents. This is irrefutable evidence. Liu Dehua, you won’t deny it?” After saying that, he looked at me contemptuously (it is said that only people with criminal records will leave fingerprints.
, here to tie in with the plot) You bastard, in order to punish me, you did a test. Why don’t you test our two DNAs? Maybe you are my long-lost son? I was speechless for a moment.
Dad casually picked up the documents that the dean of students had thrown on the table, turned the pages and started reading. After a while, he said: "Director, are you sure these are the documents!"
The dean of students said coldly: "I am sure that this matter is an extremely bad thing and an unforgivable sin. What do you say?"
Dad smiled and handed the documents to the principal and said, "Principal, what do these documents say?"
The principal looked down at the documents in his hand and found that they were all pornographic novels. They were printed out and signed with the name of Xu Youcai, the dean of students.
The principal was furious, threw the document on the table, and said coldly: "That's outrageous!"
The dean of students didn't know why, and thought the principal was teaching me a lesson, so he flattered me and said, "The principal is so wise and powerful!"
The principal said angrily: "Why do we have such a polite scum like you in our teaching team? I really feel ashamed of all the students!"
"What...what?" The dean, who didn't know whether he was in the cloud or the fog, hurriedly took the documents on the table and saw the title on the first page, which said something about celebrities.
The title of the first page of the pornographic novel that is a spoof is - The wonderful night between Zhang Xinyu and I
The content of the article was unsightly. The two most common words were 'ah' and 'oh', and the most common symbol was an ellipsis. He turned over a few more pages and found that they were all unsightly novels.
What’s even more outrageous is that the signature on the first page is my own handwriting.
How could this happen? The dean of students was frightened for a moment! Could it be that I have been possessed?
Dad said: "As a dean of students, you actually take the lead in promoting this kind of thinking and keep saying that this kind of article is your document. I seriously doubt your ethical and moral issues. As a teacher, you have lost the most critical moral issue."
, I beg the principal to deal with this kind of scum teacher seriously. Otherwise, I will make the matter bigger and ask the relevant departments to investigate the matter!"
I looked at my dad with admiration. The thing I wanted to know most now was how he came to know the principal when he came to the dean's office. If it was because we met in the newspaper, how could he know the dean's private life?
So understanding, and what’s even more puzzling is that that document would actually turn into a pornographic novel! This is what I admire the most
That ring was definitely not bought by my father from a street stall. Maybe it was really an ancestral ring.
Dad will definitely be able to copy other people's memories. Not only that, he also has other abilities. Otherwise, how could he replace important documents with ugly articles?
I must ask my dad clearly, especially how to restore my powers.
The dean was speechless. He looked at the unsightly article in his hand and defended himself: "It wasn't me. I didn't do it!" Then he took the principal's hand and said, "Principal, you made the decision for me.
A ghost did it, yes, it must have been a ghost!"
Dad clapped his hands and applauded, and said: "What a dean of students, you promote yin~obscene~ ideas, I won't say anything! You also promote superstition. How can we educate good students if such a cancer is left in the school?"
Are you coming? I think we should report it to the relevant departments and let them investigate!"
How could the principal ask his father to report this kind of thing to the relevant departments? Without asking for instructions from his superiors, he said: "Xu Youcai, the dean of students, promotes pornographic and dirty thoughts and superstitious thoughts. From now on, his monthly salary will be halved and he will be put under observation for half a year."
Say it again!"
Dad was just trying to scare the dean of students. After hearing what the principal said, he didn’t ask for anything. He said, “There’s nothing else, Mr. Principal! Can I leave then?”
The principal wished that his father would leave quickly, so he nodded hurriedly and said: "Thank you for your cooperation, and we apologize for the inconvenience caused!"
Dad hummed, took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, took one out, put it to his mouth, lit it, blew out a smoke ring, and pulled me out of the dean's office!