Zhang Xinyu frowned and got out of the car. Liu Dehua didn't know how to pick someone up.
Zhang Xinyu pushed open the door and entered. I ran behind her and locked the door.
Zhang Xinyu was startled, covering her chest and said: "You scared me to death, what are you doing?"
"Barge in!" I explained.
"Why did you interrupt the door?"
"Oh, it's nothing, I'm not worried about the paparazzi!"
Zhang Xinyu smiled confidently and said: "Don't worry, reporters thought I was rehearsing for a concert in Guangzhou! They never thought that I was actually still in Xiahai City!" After that, she said: "Without further delay, let's set off.
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"So fast! Why don't we watch TV together and talk about life!" I suggested
Zhang Xinyu glanced at me and said: "What do I have to talk to you about!" She also complained in a low voice: "Grandma really wants to get married!"
Wedding ceremonies are different in every place. Of course, with the development of science and technology, many citizens in Xiahai City have begun to learn Western culture and get married in churches, which is simple and trouble-free.
But Zhang Xinyu’s grandmother insisted on holding the wedding according to the old customs
Zhang Xinyu looked at me very dissatisfied and said: "It looks a little too young, why don't we put on makeup!"
Two people put on makeup for me again in a beauty salon. Only then did Zhang Xinyu feel satisfied.
Of course, some things are not just for her to be satisfied, others must be satisfied as well.
Well, doesn’t the bride also have to wear her head in a bun?
The two of them came to the house of a friend of hers. This friend of hers was a senior hairstylist. Although he was a senior hairstylist, his speed was not advanced at all.
That speed can be described as turtle speed.
"If you're hungry, there's something to eat in the refrigerator!" the hairstylist said.
"Haha, I'm not very hungry!" I said politely
After I finished being polite, I realized that I shouldn't be polite, because I'm really hungry now! Damn it, it's not art, why is it so slow!
I coughed dryly and said, "Well, did you say there is food in the refrigerator?"
The hairstylist burst out laughing and said to Zhang Xinyu, "This little husband of yours is really special!"
The hairstylist ignored Zhang Xinyu and said to me: "You can find some from the refrigerator!"
I opened the refrigerator, took out some potato chips, and sat back on the sofa
I saw a lot of awards in his living room and I slowly walked over.
"First Prize in the Xiahai City Hairstylist Art Competition", "Third Prize in the National Hairstylist Strength Competition", "The Most Potential Hairstylist" I smacked my lips and said: "Sir, it seems you have a lot of insights into hairstyling.
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The hairstylist was helping Zhang Xinyu do her hair in a leisurely manner, while talking to me on the other hand: "Haha, those are the glory days of the past!"
Um, why is this "Hairstylist with the Most Potential" smaller than those two? It's also a little yellower than the other two certificates. Oh, of course, I mean it's a little yellower.
I shook my head, oh my God, I seemed to have given this certificate to..., well, it penetrated with my eyes.
Wait, a certificate suddenly appeared in my hand
I looked at the extra certificate in my hand - "The Most Potential Hairstylist", and then looked at the one posted on the wall, it was also the same certificate.
I didn't hold it firmly with both hands, and the certificate fell out of my hands and fell directly to the ground.
The hairstylist who was still smiling suddenly rushed towards me, pushed me away, and said: "You little brat, what are you doing? My certificate, my certificate!" He picked up the broken certificate on the ground.
Glass looked at me coldly: "Do you know how important these things are to me?"
I shook my head blankly
"Can you afford to pay?" the hairstylist said coldly: "If it weren't for Yu Xin's sake, today I would..."
Zhang Xinyu stood up from the chair and said: "Sorry, Tony, Liu Dehua didn't do it on purpose. No matter what, I'll pay you next time!"
Tony sighed and said, "Hey, I'm unlucky to meet this kind of guy, and I'll show off my face and don't even look at him!" He got more and more enthusiastic, and he had no intention of reconciling!
I couldn't bear it anymore, so I picked up the half-broken glass from the ground, walked towards him, and said, "What are you doing?"
"Why, what are you doing here with the glass?"
Before he finished speaking, the glass in my hand had been directly pressed onto his head.
"Hey, Liu Dehua, what are you doing?" Zhang Xinyu was very anxious. He grabbed my arm and said, "You're crazy. It's obviously your fault. Why did you hit him?"
At this moment, he was lying on the ground, his face was pale, there were blood stains on his pale face, and the glass was broken all over the ground.
I retracted my violent temper and didn't know why I suddenly said like this: "Ah, I'm sorry, I, I can't control it!"
Zhang Xinyu frowned, glanced at me, and said: "Hey, forget it, if you don't help him up yet, we'll take him to the hospital!"
I nodded hurriedly, walked over, and helped him up.
After I helped him up, he looked at me in horror and said, "You...what do you want to do?"
I looked like I thought I was very kind, pointed to the intact certificate on his wall, and said, "Why do you have two certificates?"
"What...what?" Tony looked at the certificates on the ground and the certificates on the wall, and was stunned for a moment.
I pointed at him and said, "Okay, you're cheating. You ordered these certificates by yourself, right?"
"Nonsense, I didn't!" Tony shouted loudly: "It's not custom-made, you are so slanderous!"
"Okay, what's the crime for you for making a fake certificate? Come with us to the police station now and let the police investigate you!" I grabbed his collar and said to Zhang Xinyu: "What do you think?
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Zhang Xinyu said: "If you want to go to the police station, you have to go to the hospital first. Look at the blood still coming out of his head!"
Tony covered his head and said: "Well, no need, you can just bandage it yourself!" It is true that he found someone to order this certificate himself. Of course, among so many certificates, this is the only one.
He ordered it, but he didn't expect two to appear at once. This unbelievable thing made him confused. He thought that God was going to punish him. When he spoke, his confidence became less and less.
When I heard that he was going to be sent to the police station, that was fine. I didn’t dare to hold him accountable for the harm I had caused him. I just emphasized that my injuries were not serious and there was no need to go to the hospital. Of course, there was no need to go to the police station.
How could I know about his Xiao Jiujiu? Seeing him, I stopped pursuing him. I even borrowed the donkey from the slope and stopped talking. Zhang Xinyu’s head was almost done, and the two of us were going to meet the group of extras. I
I want to see what those fake relatives look like
Two people came to a hotel, and I also saw the extras
Zhang Xinyu clapped her hands, and several extras also stopped their discussion.
What were they discussing just now?
Let’s review it!
A certain man said: "You don't know who my son is?"
A certain woman said: "I don't know either!"
The man said: "You don't know who my nephew is?"
An old man said: "Okay, okay, stop arguing. I still don't know who my grandson is?"
Damn, what kind of heroes are these?
They stopped when they heard the sound of clapping. After they stopped, they looked at me excitedly. Am I that good-looking?
Zhang Xinyu said: "Come, let me introduce their identities to you, and you should memorize their identities as soon as possible!"
I said: "Well, my grandfather and grandmother passed away a long time ago, so I don't need these!"
"It doesn't matter, these two are the same!" Zhang Xinyu said: "Are you satisfied with them?"
What can I say? I don’t want so many people to take advantage of me, so I have to keep silent.
Zhang Xinyu, with her exquisite heart, guessed what I was thinking, came over, stretched out her hands, hugged my arm, kept shaking, and said: "Just help me!"
"Uh, okay!" She was so shaken that if she didn't agree, she might not be able to eat the tofu! Of course, even if she agreed, she might not be able to eat the tofu.
I arranged the lines with several people, and I saw these fake relatives one by one, a fake father, ahem, there can't be two fathers, a mother, an uncle, two uncles, and grandparents.
"Liu Dehua, let's rehearse!" Zhang Xinyu looked at me with earnest eyes, making it difficult for me to refuse.
I asked: "What are you rehearsing for?"
"Try shouting!" Zhang Xinyu said
"Father!"
"Don't be so unfamiliar, okay?" Zhang Xinyu seemed dissatisfied.
"Father!" The voice was still stiff.
The fake father patted me on the shoulder and said: "Look at me, I am your father!"
I wiped it. I almost couldn't help but take action again. I suppressed my anger and said, "Father!"
"Can't you call me dad?" Zhang Xinyu suggested
"I'll call you father!" Although I knew that father and dad had the same meaning, I still thought that if I called him father, he would take less advantage.
After calling several times, everyone finally felt tired, but I still had no results at all.
Zhang Xinyu was at a loss and said to me: "Whatever you usually call your father, just call him what you call him, okay?"
I was so tired that I took out a pack of crumpled cigarettes from my pocket. My dad’s cigarettes are cheap cigarettes. Their names are Goldfish. Goldfish brand cigarettes are cheap and easy to smoke. They are very popular with the working people. Dad
He is a member of the public who likes to eat goldfish.
He put the cigarette in his mouth and picked it up, saying: "Then call me husband and listen!"
Zhang Xinyu said: "This is different, of course I can scream!"
I lit up my Goldfish cigarette and puffed on it, which made Zhang Xinyu cough for a long time. She frowned and looked at me and said: "Handsome guy, you've already come to this point, so why don't you make trouble for me?"
"I don't care, call my husband first and listen!" Don't sugar-coat things, I'm not a casual person.
Zhang Xinyu looked at me a little aggrievedly and said: "Husband!"