Autumn is high and crisp, summer is passing and autumn is coming, everything is beginning to wither. The breeze stirs the shy dew on the petals, the sycamore leaves are falling one after another, the golden ears of rice are swaying in the autumn wind, and the crimson fruits are noisy on the branches, seemingly cold.
Autumn brings people joy
Of course, it is inevitable that the weather will be a bit cold. When I wake up, of course Wang Zitong will not be here.
I felt it was a little difficult to breathe. I sat up and opened the window to see Xiahai City. It was gloomy, and a gust of cool wind blew in. It made me feel confused, my head was dizzy, and I almost couldn't walk unsteadily. It was so cold when I sat on the ground.
The weather is bad, I wonder if Wang Zitong will catch a cold if he wears so little?
The cell phone on the bed rang, I walked over and answered the phone
"Liu Dehua, what are you doing? My driver called you, why didn't you answer the phone?"
Zhang Xinyu's anxious voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Oh, well, I went to bed very late last night because I was drunk!" I lied and said that I did go to bed very late last night, but it was not because I was drunk!
"Where are you now?"
"I rule the world..."
"Okay, that's it. You go outside and wait for my driver right away. He will tell you what to do!" After saying that, he didn't forget to complain: "Really!"
I coughed dryly and started to put on my clothes. I took out the red envelopes given by several family heads from my pocket. I felt so happy.
Eight thousand yuan, this should be given by my uncle. Although he doesn’t want to see me, he is still very generous.
This ten thousand yuan should be given by my uncle. Uncle, you are so generous. Are you thanking me for hating you?
Another eight thousand yuan, it should belong to my aunt. I remember her red envelope had flowers embroidered on it.
What about my second uncle’s? It shouldn’t be less. Sure enough, it’s also 8,000 yuan! Using my IQ of 250, I quickly guessed that my uncle and several other family members were not very compatible. Everyone had agreed on how much red envelope to give.
, but my uncle was not among the people they discussed.
Oh, by the way, after counting the money for a long time, I didn’t know if the driver was coming, so I quickly washed up and came outside.
The phone rang again. It was an unfamiliar number. It must be the driver.
I answered the phone and said, "Where are you? I'm at the red pillar at the entrance of Junlin Tianxia!"
"Yes, sir, I saw you!" Two voices came into my ears, and it turned out that the driver was already standing in front of me.
Two people got into the car
I rubbed my hands and felt a little hungry, so I said, "Well, let's go have breakfast first!"
"Uncle, time is urgent, we'd better go quickly!" The driver didn't forget to check his watch while driving.
"No, please stop the car for me!" My stomach is growling, and I can't let my stomach suffer.
"Uh, um, okay!" The driver stopped the car next to a wonton shop and said, "Uncle, you have to hurry up, Miss, she can't wait any longer!"
You are trying to burn my tongue. You are so vicious. I said impatiently: "I know, I know, what are you talking about!"
My steps were a bit shaky and my walk was a bit wobbly. I tried to stand straighter, but I couldn't cheer up at all. Is it because I drank too much? Is it because of something else? I am known as a man who can be a good man seven times a night.
Did you feel tired last night? Well, the more I think about it, the more unsteady my steps become. I must be hungry.
I ordered a bowl of wontons and started eating them. Several office workers nearby frowned and hurried to a place farther away from me. Maybe my eating appearance was a bit scary?
Come on, country bumpkin, have you ever seen a decent person eating wontons?
Zhang Xinyu called again: "Liu Dehua, what the hell are you doing, why don't you come!"
"Urgent urination!"
"Nonsense, you can urinate for an hour!" Zhang Xinyu on the other end of the phone obviously didn't believe it and said: "Hurry up, Liu Dehua, I really need you!"
Hearing this sentence, my sluggish spirit cheered up. It seemed that my future lover had said the same thing last night. I hung up the phone and walked back to the car. The driver explained to me what to do and what to do while driving.
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Sure enough, there are so many customs among people who go to sea, so why not go to the church to save trouble?
There were too many customs to remember. Finally, the driver gave me an earring and said, "Fortunately, I was prepared!"
I said: "It's so funny that people in Lao Xiahai don't exchange rings or earrings when they get married? My ears are not pierced!"
The driver said: "You misunderstood. You are going to change into a groom's suit soon. There is a wedding ring in your pocket!"
I looked carefully at the earrings in my hand and found that they just stick to the ears.
The driver said: "This is the latest technological product. Just bring it and I will tell you what to do!"
Putting on the custom-made groom's suit, I felt that, having grown so big, I am the most handsome this time. The wedding car drove quickly and arrived at Zhang Xinyu's grandmother's house as quickly as possible.
Grandma's house was full of joy, decorated with lights and colorful decorations, and the high-tech electronic firecrackers were crackling incessantly. Several children were laughing and joking around the furniture, playing peek-a-boo that they never got tired of.
"Uncle is here!"
The car stopped and I got out of the car. I didn't see Zhang Xinyu's shadow. Grandma was standing there. I couldn't find Zhang Xinyu's parents there.
It's really strange to meet her relatives, namely her uncle and aunt. Why are there no uncles and aunts? Also, where are her parents?
Um, it’s better to leave it alone.
The master of ceremonies had already shouted: "Master, kneel down!"
Um, what kind of custom is this? I squatted half-crouched in front of my grandma, and she helped me up and said, "As soon as Xiao Yu leaves, a piece of flesh will fall from my heart. You give me a piece of flesh!"
I don’t know who handed me a piece of braised pork, and I fed it to my grandma myself.
The next step is to hold the bride!
I walked into the bride's boudoir and finally saw Zhang Xinyu today
If Zhang Xinyu with her head tied up is already extremely beautiful, then today, she is an angel descending to earth. The white and noble wedding dress is worn on her body. In the gloomy weather, her appearance makes this day
Full of sparkle, white wedding dress, noble hair, fragrant powder puff, crystal lipstick, and delicate flowers, it is the wedding day that every woman longs for. Of course, although it is a fake marriage, Zhang Xinyu's beauty is beyond doubt
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The master of ceremonies said: "Hold the bride!"
Seeing such a holy bride, my hands trembled a little and I didn't know what to do. Such a beautiful picture should not break the harmony just because of my appearance.
The earphones rang, and the driver’s voice came: “Hold the bride!”
I walked forward and hugged Zhang Xinyu
Grandma is already in tears
I feel like it’s not like a fake marriage, but like a real marriage.
In my arms, Zhang Xinyu stayed quietly. Apart from the sound of her heartbeat, she was as beautiful and shining as a perfect rag doll.
"Kiss the bride! Kiss the bride!" Several children made a sound that made me happy.
Then I'd rather be respectful than obey. Zhang Xinyu's face was flushed, so beautiful. As a bride, she closed her eyes in cooperation.
The voice of the driver's brother came into my ears: "Fake kiss, fake kiss!"
What is fake and real? I don’t understand. I lowered my head and kissed Zhang Xinyu’s beautiful red lips. There was a popping sound, and several children started to make noises and screams.
Zhang Xinyu opened her eyes shyly and gave me a friendly look. I pretended not to know.
"Feeding the bride big fish and meat means that the bride will live a prosperous life after getting married!" said the emcee.
Someone had already brought two plates of braised fish and braised pork.
The host looked at grandma and asked cautiously: "Do you want me to feed it myself?"
"No need, Zhang Xinyu and I agree in unison!"
I’m holding the bride with both hands, should I use my third hand to feed her? I don’t have a third hand. Do you want to see if there is a third leg? Ahem! As for why Zhang Xinyu doesn’t want to feed her, I don’t know, maybe.
Are you thinking about me?
Grandma said: "How is this possible? I must feed it myself, so that I can understand my uncle's determination to lead a good life with the bride!"
Someone had already given me a bite of tender fish. I chewed it. It was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. Delicious food. Delicious food.
After eating, I found that everyone was still looking at me like they were suffering from Alzheimer’s disease.
The driver brother spoke again: "Well, uncle, I feed him mouth to mouth, not for you to eat!"
Well, I didn’t tell you earlier! Of course, in front of so many people, I didn’t hesitate and came up with a good idea. I pretended that the fish was still in my mouth, and moved directly towards Zhang Xinyu’s mouth and inserted my tongue into her mouth.
I stirred it inside, retracted my tongue, and felt the fragrance on my tongue. The soft thing I just touched, I wonder if it was her tongue!
The braised pork was fed into my mouth again. This time I learned the lesson and fed it toward the bride’s lips.
Zhang Xinyu put her hand on my waist and squeezed me hard
I made a sound
"What's wrong?" Grandma looked at me with concern.
"Oh, it burned my mouth!" I said nonsense.
"It's hot, it's hot!" Grandma said, "The hotter it is, the more prosperous the life will be, and the family will be full of children and grandchildren in the future!"
Finally, with everyone watching, he carried the bride into the car.
As soon as Zhang Xinyu got in the car, she said nothing
Could it be that I was angry? I tried to speak: "The weather is nice today!"
Um, it's cloudy today and it's very cold. It's far from nice.
"Hmph, are you feeling comfortable today?" Zhang Xinyu said while applying makeup on her lips.
"Hehe!" I laughed dryly and said, "If any of your sisters want to have a fake marriage in the future, remember to tell me, I won't charge you!"
After being punched in the chest, Zhang Xinyu's hateful voice came: "Go and have your sweet dream!"