054 How many acres of fertile land does your family have?
"Youqian, can I call you Qianqian from now on?"
"No, I'm not very familiar with you!"
Forehead!
The door was knocked several times, and the maid Qian Jiaren called out: "Miss, I'm going down to eat!"
"I know, you go down first, we will come later!" You Qian said
The maid left, and Youqian looked at me with a smile: "Do you think it's difficult for me to get along with my parents?"
Your mother seems to be easy to get along with, but your father, ahem, is not only difficult to get along with, but in ancient times, he would be a victim of the Literary Prison, and he would definitely be a good player in the Tiandihui.
Youqian said: "Don't worry, my dad is actually very easy to get along with. Why don't you try it later? Talkative and sweet!"
I nodded, but there was nothing I could do. What else could I do if I didn’t nod?
Two people walked out of Youqian's boudoir. His father pretended to glance at me casually again.
The food on the table was very bland, and there was nothing I liked to eat. It was obvious that in the eyes of her parents, I was not considered a guest. Of course, this was someone else's home, and the food was someone else's. If someone gave me a favor and gave me food, that was it.
I should have a grateful heart, but I always feel a little irritable inside.
If I was in the third grade of junior high school, I would never dare to imagine that one day I would become like this
Youqian's mother nodded to me and said, "She is Youqian's classmate. You can sit wherever you want and don't be formal! Youqian rarely brings her classmates home! I thought she had no friends in school!"
"Of course not, I don't know how popular Youqian is!" I sat down next to Youqian.
"hehe!"
"Mom, don't ask these questions!" Youqian's voice was a little dissatisfied.
Youqian's mother waved her hand and said: "Okay, okay, I won't say any more, let's eat!"
During the meal, I was a little cautious. Although I was dissatisfied, I didn't dare to vent it to Youqian's father. I thought Youqian should be a filial daughter! Besides, no matter how bad her father was, he was still Li Junjie's son.
This can kill me instantly
I didn’t dare to pick up the dishes that were farther away from me. The dishes near me were almost picked up by my chopsticks. Looking at the other plates, there seemed to be many more dishes. Did they misunderstand that I was very capable?
have eaten
As Youqian ate, she burst into laughter, reached out and used her chopsticks to put some vegetables into my bowl, and said, "Look, I scared you!"
Ahem, forget it if you know I'm scared, why are you telling me?
But after she told me, I felt much better, and Youqian still felt sorry for me!
It only felt better for a moment. When Youqian was about to pinch me for the second time, Youqian's father, Richard, knocked off Youqian's chopsticks with his own chopsticks. Richard had already swallowed everything in his mouth.
When he reached his stomach, he said coldly: "Qianqian, for a girl like you, how unbecoming is it for you to pick up food for others like this!"
Youqian pouted in dissatisfaction and took back her bowls and chopsticks.
I was already relaxed and immediately tensed up my nerves again. This Richard didn't like me!
So, I ate this meal quietly. During this period, I didn’t dare to pick up any vegetables. I finished the rice without forgetting to say hello: “Uncle and aunt, you eat slowly, I’ll eat it.”
full!"
With that said, I got off the table and prepared to go back to Youqian's room to take a look.
Master Richard said: "Well, as a boy, you shouldn't go to Qianqian's room alone!"
Well, this guy is really lenient!
Okay, pedantic people are not guilty, I will tolerate it!
Fortunately, Youqian saw something was wrong, so she quickly put down her bowl and chopsticks and said, "I'm full!"
Richard took his tea and slowly walked up the stairs.
Youqian looked distressed and said, "Why is my dad like this? It really gives me a headache. It's not even bad yet, but it's like this!"
Hearing what Youqian said, I felt secretly happy. It seems that Youqian is planning to ask me to be her son-in-law. Bah, bah, bah, how could I have such unambitious thoughts?
I coughed dryly and said with relief, "Maybe uncle still doesn't understand me very well?"
You Qian nodded in agreement, and then she had an idea and said, "Yes, go and play chess with my father. My father is very good at chess. As soon as he starts playing chess, he forgets everything. You are playing chess with him."
Then all the unpleasantness will be gone!"
Youqian held my hand excitedly and was about to walk upstairs when she suddenly stopped and said: "No, no, no, many chess masters can't do anything to him, you'd better not go there and embarrass yourself!"
Um, you look down on me so much, I'm not afraid to tell you, although my chess skills are rubbish, but as a steward who has hosted many dragon and tiger tournaments, my chess skills have reached the pinnacle. Your dad can beat the chess master. In my opinion, the chess master is the best.
kindergarten!
I moved my mouth and said, "Okay, I'm willing to try it!"
Youqian looked like this was the only way she could do it, and said, "I have no choice but to treat a dead horse as a living doctor!"
Ahem, what are you talking about?
Every time after dinner, Richard would go to his study room to read old books, write calligraphy, insert eyeglasses, oh no, clean his glasses.
All old-fashioned, decadent, ignorant and vulgar things can be pasted on him.
Pulled into the study by You Qian, You Qian smiled and said to Richard: "Dad, my Liu Dehua is very good at chess, why don't you guys compete!"
Richard picked up his teacup unhurriedly, blew the tea leaves floating on top of the tea, took a sip, and breathed a long sigh of relief. He looked like he was enjoying it. This Richard was simply not happy.
He didn't understand what tea ceremony was and he was pretending to be a wolf in front of me. I didn't expose him and said, "I heard that my uncle is very good at chess. I felt itchy and wanted to play a game with him!"
Although Richard is not very willing to play chess with a novice like me, he still prepares to play a game of chess with me for the sake of his daughter's face. You know, his daughter knows best and has more face than himself!
Well done, you are so awesome, why don't you go to the chess competition! When I placed the chess pieces, I deliberately placed them in the wrong positions. Richard saw this and his expression became even more contemptuous.
Richard, who had always ignored me, suddenly said: "By the way, what's your name?"
I said: "Liu Dehua!"
"How many people are there in the family?"
"Three mouthfuls!"
"In your countryside, if you have three people, you won't be allocated much land, right?"
"........."
Youqian interrupted: "Dad, what are you talking about? Grandpa has also met Liu Dehua and he is full of praise for him!"
Richard thought his daughter was talking nonsense, so he said gracefully: "You are a junior, you go first!"
I pretended to be a country bumpkin and said, "Uncle, I see you are physically disabled but strong-willed. Oh no, it's because you are physically weak. I didn't expect that you also know about things in our countryside!"
When Richard heard me saying that he was weak, he was naturally reluctant. But after hearing my compliments to him later, he nodded again and said, "Yes, the air in your countryside is relatively clear.
The environment is beautiful. In the past, I would go to the countryside to escape the summer heat!"
This is another sentence that pretends to be a wolf with a big tail. The air in the countryside is clear. You said the environment is beautiful, but you can't see it?
I said calmly: "I don't agree with what my uncle said!"
Richard was stunned and asked: "What's going on?"
“It’s true that the air in our countryside is clear, but when you say the environment is beautiful, you can’t see that. People’s living standards in our countryside have been getting higher and higher, but unlike big cities, there are trash cans, garbage trucks, and garbage dumps.
So every once in a while, there is always a garbage dump. When you said that our rural environment is very good, did you mean twenty years ago?"
Richard wiped the sweat from his head and said, "Okay, okay, let's not talk about what happened for a long time!"
At this moment, I used a more insidious trick in chess, blocking you for half the game, and used my own rook to block his rook and knight.
This is a chess skill for children. Many people, including Richard, disdain to use this method, and it is also very easy to crack.
Because I gave him the wrong impression that my chess skills were rubbish, so he didn’t take me seriously. Naturally, when playing chess, he thinks he’s good but his skills are low.
He put his cannon into the head, and I reminded him softly: "Uncle, are you steady?"
"Young man, this kind of childish trick is no longer needed!" Richard said self-righteously and went to drink his tea in a leisurely manner.
"Then thank you uncle for giving in!" After saying that, the horse that had been ready to go jumped out.
Someone who can turn around the chess master's moves will certainly not give you pieces. Of course, if it is a chess game after five moves, he will not be able to see it very clearly.
My horse jumped, and Richard didn't feel that his cannon was threatened at all, so he was about to launch his other car (there was no way, one of them was blocked by me!)
If I take one more step to block his carriage, his cannon will be dead.
Richard thought to himself that he was careless, but then he felt relieved. After all, he was young and energetic, he only knew how to take advantage of others, and didn't think about the overall situation at all, so he continued his plan step by step.
So, our Lord Richard once again accidentally lost another cannon
Richard wiped the sweat from his head. It seemed that this young man should not be underestimated, so he started to defend carefully.
No matter how well you do it, I will always exploit it and leave you full of flaws.
So, Master Richard accidentally lost his two horses again.
Master Richard was sweating profusely at this moment. There was no tea in the tea cup, but he insisted on pouring it into his mouth. The tea he took in the last mouthful tasted bitter, so he ran out and spit it out.
Next, Lord Richard, who was at the end of his strength, also lost two cars.
At this moment, Mr. Richard's eyes were straight. Is this guy still a human being? Master Lu in the chess world praised me for my superb chess skills, but I lost to a young boy who didn't even place the chess pieces correctly.
How embarrassing is this old face?
In the end, the tragic Sir Richard was left with the veteran. I did not let him die, but put my horse in the center of the veteran's back garden and then used a car to guard the horse (to prevent it from being eaten by the veteran).
, standing on the edge of the back garden, his veteran was next to my horse, but he didn't dare to eat it, so he walked to the corner of the back garden. As we all know, the veteran can't walk diagonally. My car took one step, general! Veteran
I have no choice but to take one more step forward. I take one more step, and the veteran takes another step. He walks several times in a row, as if someone is pushing a donkey to grind flour (this trick is called flour grinding here, which is insulting).
The most awesome way, if you don’t know, read it several times, I’m not very clear about that) Mr. Richard has an expressionless face at the moment and wants to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.