To do things, you need to build plank roads openly and covertly.
While entertaining the guests with great fanfare, our counterattack against Zhao Niuniu also began.
See you again on Monday, and Shi Ren will be able to see Yi Qiang, the teacher he admires very much.
It was during the break, and the students were standing in groups of two or three.
Zhao Niuniu came to the playground with the support of many people. She is majestic, exquisite, and exquisite. Well, she is not a grape. She is not exquisite. I think too much, and I am still hungry.
Zhao Niuniu reached into her pocket and took out a big ticket, handed it to her first general, Gan Buting, and said: "Look at how tired everyone is, go buy some drinks and come back! Remember, I only want Sprite, I'm allergic to milk."
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Gan Buting hummed and said, "We already know about your milk allergy, so you don't have to repeat it again!" He pulled a few coolies from beside him, and they all followed Gan Buting to the supermarket.
There is only one supermarket on the campus of First High School, but this supermarket is also very big. There are three floors of places selling drinks, but there is only one.
Fu Hua followed my instructions and trotted to the supermarket ahead of them and bought all the Sprite in the supermarket.
Sprite is not very expensive, and it is not very popular in the autumn of Xiahai City. It is far not as popular as Nutrition Express and Rock Sugar Snow Pear. All supermarkets do not have a lot of stock, so it is inevitable that they will be sold out.
Unfortunately, it's sold out today
Gan Buting scratched her head in great depression, wondering whether she should skip class and help Sister Niu buy a drink. However, the person in class was Yi Qiang, her long-time crush on the physical education teacher.
When she was in trouble, she suddenly saw someone passing by her.
He held a dozen Sprites in his hand and breathed a sigh of relief. It looked like he was still a classmate who was skipping class and was about to go back to the dormitory to sleep.
Gan Buting's eyes lit up, and she struck a charming pose that she thought was beautiful, blocking the classmate's path.
As if the classmate was highly myopic and didn't wear glasses, he bumped directly into his own. Gan Buting let out a cry, but thinking about asking him for help later, he suppressed the fire in his heart.
But the classmate didn't seem to be very knowledgeable and continued to leave towards the supermarket entrance.
Gan Buting had no choice but to stop the guy and asked gently: "Classmate, how are you?"
The classmate raised his head, with a lustful look on his face, which was annoying, but under the roof, Miss Gan still chose to endure it for the sake of her future. Isn’t it lustful? I’ll let you have enough lust, and change now.
She turned into a delicate look and asked: "Classmate, I want to drink Sprite. The supermarket has sold out. Can I buy a bottle of yours?"
I didn't expect this country bumpkin to be so ignorant and said: "No!"
Gan Buting endured the strong nausea, shook the stranger's arm, and continued to say sweetly: "Okay, okay!" Even Gan Buting herself felt embarrassed.
Enjoying Ganbuting's touch, the country bumpkin nodded excitedly: "Okay, whatever you say will be what you say!"
Gan Buting was secretly happy in her heart. She took out a bottle of Sprite from the dozen Sprites in the hands of the country bumpkin, and asked delicately: "Then how much should I give you?" In her heart, at this moment, a girl so charmingly asked you like this.
, no matter you are a country bumpkin or a nouveau riche, you have to bow down under my pomegranate skirt.
Unexpectedly, this country bumpkin smacked his lips and said in a very ignorant way: "Seeing that you are so smart, I'll give you five yuan!"
Gan Buting almost died of anger. If looks could kill, this country bumpkin would have died countless times.
Of course, Gan Buting didn't bother with him too much. Her time was so precious, especially since this class was a physical education teacher's class. She had to go there. There was no need to waste so much time with a country bumpkin.
I gave the country bumpkin five yuan, and the country bumpkin immediately became happy.
Gan Buting thought it would be better to get away from this country bumpkin as soon as possible. The group quickly left the supermarket and returned to the playground.
Zhao Niuniu just liked Gan Buting's work efficiency. She took the Sprite and twisted it gently. She was a little surprised why the cap of the Sprite bottle was so loose today, but she was so proud that she did not continue to think about it. She pretended to be a lady and took a sip.
Physical education teacher Yi Qiang has been surrounded by girls in the class. Fu Hua has completed his mission and has returned to the classroom.
Youqian and I stood together, paying attention to what was happening over at Zhao Niuniu.
Zhao Niuniu was very satisfied that her side was prosperous but our side was lonely. She raised the Sprite in her hand towards us and made a toast gesture.
Youqian smiled back at herself, which made Zhao Niuniu very uneasy, but then she felt that she might have thought too much. Maybe that Youqian had a backbone because there was a boy by her side. Zhao Niuniu shook his head disdainfully, this
Liu Dehua is no match for him, but that boy is lucky, otherwise the photo incident would have made him completely obscene.
Following Zhao Niuniu, I feel a stomachache. What's going on? I didn't eat anything bad today, and I haven't had a cocktail with my driver in the morning for several days. How could it be, how could I have abdominal pain? Could it be that I have irregular menstruation, or am I pregnant again?
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Is she really pregnant? Zhao Niuniu, who has always been worried about her inability to get pregnant due to promiscuity, remembers that it was a stormy night when she was pregnant for the first time.
Then, it wasn't just abdominal pain, because Zhao Niuniu felt that he couldn't hold it in anymore and was about to pull down his panties.
Not caring about asking others to ask for leave, I hurried to the toilet alone.
Youqian and I looked at each other, and we both saw the smile in each other's eyes.
I said, "Just watch, I'll help you vent your anger!" After saying that, I walked towards Zhao Niuniu.
Unexpectedly, Youqian also followed and said, "No, I want to see her make a fool of herself!"
"But I'm going to the men's room, so you better not go there!"
"It's okay, class is about to begin, and there's no one in the bathroom."
I had no choice but to take Youqian with me to the men's room.
The toilets on the playground are different from the toilets in the teaching building and dormitory building. It is a completely simple version of the girls' toilet with only countless squatting positions. These squatting positions are also very unique. They only have a hole dug underneath, and below, there is endless space.
It's an artificial, natural 'bath'. Because its ingredients are disgusting, we won't describe it in detail.
The girls' toilet and the boys' toilet are connected. More importantly, the girls' toilet and the boys' toilet together create a natural 'bath'
Every summer and autumn, people would rather spend money to defecate than come here to defecate.
Because when you poop, you have to consider whether your butt will be washed by the water splashed from the artificial lake. After all, you are here to use the toilet, not to wash your butt.
Therefore, many people practice their skills just to avoid being washed. Of course, it is easy to get used to this kind of toilet for the first time.
I don’t know who came up with a good idea, that is, put a layer of newspapers under yourself when you are squatting in a pit. After you are done, get up and escape from the scene as quickly as possible.
Zhao Niuniu used the toilet here for the first time, so she was still a rookie, so, so, ahem, so she got tricked.
At first she didn't understand what was going on, but she felt her butt and buttocks were cold, and wondered why there was water. Then she seemed to understand a little bit, and she was so nauseated that she almost fell into the toilet.
Although classmate Zhao is not very fond of cleanliness, thinking about the ingredients of the liquid used to wash his butt and buttocks makes his heart sick to the extreme.
Isn’t there a saying that goes well? Diligence can make up for weakness. After constant practice and exploration, Zhao Niuniu finally found a solution. She was still complacent about her own intelligence, but suddenly she felt something was wrong.
I just heard a loud noise coming from the lake below my buttocks
Before I could react, my butt and my shirt were completely washed. Um, I was really going crazy. Something fell down and I was going to die. There was still water dripping on my hair. It was not water.
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After realizing it, Zhao Niuniu screamed. He was so hysterical that I thought he had already alerted other people in the class.
Youqian covered her nose and looked at me. I nodded with a smile and said, "It seems that one stone is enough for her!"
Well, it turns out that you can't offend a woman. Youqian resisted the strong smell, picked up the big stone we prepared on the ground, and smashed it under Zhao Niuniu's direction.
Just listen over there, Miss Zhao screamed again
Youqian thought it was not enough, so she picked up another piece.
Finally, all the prepared stones were lost, and the two of us ran out of the men's room.
Class has started, and the students are all forming teams
Yi Qiang calmly clasped his hands behind his back and spoke to his classmates.
In order to maintain his sunny image, Yi Qiang did not embarrass You Qian and I, and looked concerned: "What's wrong with you? If you feel unwell, go home and rest!"
Youqian said: "No need, teacher, I'm just delayed by something!"
Back to the team, Zhao Niuniu didn't come out. I think our Miss Zhao, after this disaster, should go home to recuperate for a month and a half.
Everything will be easier if she is not here. People's hearts will be restored, there will be bread, and there will be milk.
As I expected, Zhao Niuniu, who was severely weakened, took seven days off in a row. You Qian and I made full use of this week. You Qian was generous and gave VIPs from Jun Lin Tian Xia to those important students.
VIPs at Junlin Tianxia are given based on consumption. As a customer, as long as you spend 100,000 yuan, you will get a consumption VIP card from the hotel. When you spend at Junlin Tianxia, you can get a 20% discount. Don't underestimate this.
20% off. If you eat at a high-end place like Junlin Tianxia, the amount of money you can save by taking 20% off is not a small amount.