006 The principal also came to plead for mercy. Just as I was about to pounce on the hungry tiger, I studied with Sister Nan the meaning of the verb "communicate" when the phone rang.
"Who is it? Busy!"
"Ahem, classmate Liu Dehua, I am your principal, Chai Aiguo, and I want to discuss something with you!"
"No time!" I hung up the phone and rushed towards Sister Nan.
Because Sister Nan was relatively close to me, she heard the voice on the other end of the phone and said seriously: "You dare to hang up on the principal, you are such a good boy!"
"He's not the perverted old man last time, let's continue and don't worry about him!"
Sister Nan pushed me away and said: "No, this kind of thing should never be done. I can't delay your study! Go back and see what's going on!"
"No, Sister Nan, I have been preparing for noon, and you regret it?"
Sister Nan said confidently: "I regret it? I'm fine. Why should I regret it? What did I promise you?"
"When we were washing the vegetables just now, you said you wanted me to watch as much as you could, but you didn't keep your word!"
"I mean my hands, look!" Sister Nan said, handing over her hands. I held Sister Nan's hand, lowered my head, and kissed it.
"Okay, go to class!" Sister Nan took back her hand, pushed me out of the house, and then took me to school herself.
Now I really want to give the principal to the eunuch
The principal still looked frail and sickly, holding up the cup and blowing on the water in the cup. I pushed the door open and walked in. The principal was startled. Then, the cup shook, and then the water in the cup spilled out.
I squirted directly into his crotch.
It can't be such a coincidence? I just cursed it, I didn't really want him to be a eunuch
The principal pointed to the chair opposite and said: "Liu Dehua, sit down!"
I sat down and poured myself a glass of water
The principal asked: "How does it feel to study in Japan?"
I was doing Tai Chi again, could you get straight to the point? I said, "Principal, do you have anything to ask me for?"
The principal coughed dryly, pointed to the bag of tea on the table and said, "This is the top quality Xinyang Maojian that I treasure. It would be a pity if you don't drink it!"
"Oh?" I picked up the bag of tea leaves. Before I even opened the fold, I smelled a refreshing fragrance.
I grabbed a handful from it and put it in my water glass
The principal coughed dryly and said, "Well, if you put too many leaves in the tea, it may not taste good!"
I said impatiently: "I'm well versed in tea ceremony, sumo wrestling, and sleeping, how could I not understand!"
The principal wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said: "I see, actually, I plan to save a little for you, and I plan to give these tea leaves to you!"
"Give it to me. Are you kidding? These things are treasures for those who like tea!"
The principal said: "If I don't give you my most precious thing, how can I impress you?"
Why did this sound so awkward? I interrupted the principal and said, "Okay, principal, if you have anything to say, just say it. I will accept the tea leaves first!"
When the principal heard that I was willing to help, he smiled happily and said: "That's right, you are back too, what do you think of the current super class!"
Will there be another person begging me to save the class? If I were so charming, I wouldn’t be called a traitor and a lackey!
I told the truth: "Our junior high school class is very chaotic, and according to my observation, the current super class is even more chaotic than the class in my junior high school!"
The principal nodded gloomily and said: "It's okay if one classmate is naughty, but the key now is that many students are naughty together. This is a problem of class atmosphere. I believe Liu Dehua can help me solve this problem!
"
Sure enough, this is the problem again
I took a sip of tea and said calmly: "How about economic consumption?"
The principal wiped his sweat and said, "It's up to me. Is it okay for me to sponsor you personally?"
"Then I'll give you a few thousand dollars first!" I stretched out my hand and said
The principal said: "This is not good? You want funds before you have achieved results. This is illogical!"
"Don't doubt my ability to do things!" I reached out and took out the bulging wallet from the principal's pocket.
"You...are you not robbing money?"
There was less than two thousand yuan in the principal's wallet. I took out the money and put it in my pocket.
"Gas money, gas money, Liu Dehua, my car is out of gas?"
I thought about it, handed the principal a dollar, and said, "Principal, you don't know anything about environmental protection. It's people like you that have caused the pollution in Xiahai city to become more and more serious. I'll give you a dollar and use it to make buses."
!”
In the principal's confusion, I rushed out
The principal secretly said to himself: "I have to change buses midway when taking the bus. One dollar is not enough!"
Since the principal has begged me, and Zhuge Liang has come out three times, of course I can't compete with Zhuge Liang, so I naturally find a way to help. I opened the door, and the students were divided into several groups, including Mu Yun's group, and there was Youqian inside.
A few people were playing poker, and Youqian's face was covered with notes, on her nose, face, and chin. When she looked closely, she thought Lord Bai Wuchang was coming over there.
Mu Yun wasn't much better, her eyebrows were completely made of paper.
Over at Li Mengyao, Guo Shouyin was explaining the topic to Li Mengyao. Li Mengyao felt a little sleepy and her eyelids drooped. Guo Shouyin simply stopped explaining the topic. He looked around, met my appearance, and turned his head unnaturally.
Strange, he feels unnatural when he sees me
Over at Zhao Niuniu, Zhao Niu Niu gave the drink he bought to Xu Beijie and said: "Jie, you're thirsty, drink some!"
"Go aside!" Xu Beijie, who was dictating a foreign masterpiece, took the drink and said impatiently. Zhao Niuniu hummed and ran back to his seat.
It seems that after a year, Zhao Niuniu has gotten rid of her bad habit of being too ambitious and too weak-minded, and has actually become an errand girl.
Shi Renyao was looking at the poster of Zhou Qingyun's new album, and reached out to fumble on the poster.
Yi Xiaochuan was snickering while looking at his mobile phone, probably reading an e-book.
Li Yanghua, um, laid her hands on the table, her legs flew up again, she sat restlessly on her seat, shaking her body, her hair was messy, she didn't clean it up, was she feeling comfortable again?
Various colors, multifarious, dizzying
All in all, the classroom is really messy
When Youqian saw that I was back in class, she was relieved of the playing cards in her hand, wiped the note off her face, and ran towards me.
"Liu Dehua, are you back?" Youqian walked to me nervously
I gently took off the note from Youqian's nose and said, "Look, you are playful again!"
Youqian said: "Aren't I bored? Husband, where have you been?"
husband?
Ahem, Youqian would never have called me that in the past. I touched Youqian’s small buttocks, and Youqian looked at me with a mischievous look and said, “What’s wrong, husband?”
"You go down first!"
"Oh" Youqian walked away obediently like a good girl. Just seeing her hairstyle, earrings, contact lenses, and eye shadow, she would never associate her with a good girl.
I cleared my throat and said, "Everyone, be quiet!"
Many people heard me speak, looked up at me, then lowered their heads and went about their own business.
"Mu Yun, stop your gambling, Li Yanghua, what are you convulsing about? You Qian, take your nail polish back to the table hall, Guo Shouyin, stop your sexual assault, you pervert!"
At that time, Guo Shouyin stretched out his hand, thinking that he was unnoticed, and wanted to hold the little hand of his girlfriend Li Mengyao who was sleeping. I had been paying attention to Li Mengyao for a long time, so naturally I would not give him a chance!
When Li Mengyao heard the sound, she immediately woke up and said angrily to Guo Shouyin: "What are you doing?"
Guo Shouyin lowered his head and said, "No, you didn't do anything?"
Li Mengyao pushed Guo Shouyin away and said, "Didn't I tell you that you can't do something as serious as holding hands?"
Hahaha....
The classmates in the class laughed. Although Guo Shouyin was very dissatisfied with others laughing at him like this, he really loved Li Mengyao very much, so he endured it and encouraged himself: Mengyao will one day open up to me! I
All it takes is a matter of time!
Guo Shouyin lowered his head and said, "Yaoyao, I didn't mean it!"
"Go back to your seat quickly!"
I continued to shout: "Shi Renyao, put away your saliva on the poster, Zhao Niuniu, pick up the drink bottle you threw on the ground and send it to the trash can, Yi Xiaochuan, put away your yellow~color
Novel! Gan Buting, stop touching up your makeup, you are not a star!"
"You're not a teacher, why do you care about me?" Ever since he found out that I was a traitor, Mu Yun had already put me on his hostile side.
"The school will hold a sports meeting next month. I hope the students can actively participate!"
Zhang Dalong said: "Okay, Liu Dehua, come down quickly. I announced this news yesterday!"
I know that the class is not interested in the sports meeting. Nonsense, a class that even the teacher is trying to discipline, how can it be interested in a sports meeting? There are so many people in the class, men and women, but no one signed up to participate.
I continued: "Since many students are too shy, I took the initiative and signed up for them!" Everyone looked at me blankly.
I continued: "1500-meter long-distance running, Shi Renyao!"
Shi Renyao was still immersed in the joy of buying the poster and couldn't extricate himself. Hearing what I said, he was frightened. Normally, I would be out of breath when I went up the stairs. This is not asking me to participate in a competition, this is murder.
me!
But because he knew some of my background and had received favors from me, he didn’t dare to refute my reputation and was prepared to speak privately, so he swallowed his anger.
I continued: "Women's 1,200-meter long-distance race, Li Youqian!"
Youqian had no intention of coming to me privately to give up her registration. To her, what I said was an imperial edict. When she heard me calling her name, she felt excited and worried. When I was excited, I called her name, but it was she who was worried.
I know how much I weigh, but I am not a long-distance runner at all!