030 The embarrassment of the toilet in the special ward
030 The embarrassment of the toilet in the special ward "Hey, what are you doing?"
Tu Youyong, who had been peeking at the door, saw that something was wrong. He walked over in a few steps, snatched the bald man's cell phone away, and threw it to the ground with a bang.
The uncle was about to get angry when Tu Youyong lifted up his shirt and asked the uncle to look at his waist. After seeing this, the uncle stopped talking.
Tu Youyong's waist is a sharp spring knife
The sound of Tu Youyong slamming his cell phone was very loud. Everyone looked at him. Tu Youyong yawned and said, "I'm sorry, everyone, I'm thirsty and want to eat an apple!" As he said that, he took it from the table.
Pick up an apple
Before leaving, he also pulled out the bald man.
The bald man complained: "My left leg, my left leg is broken, I can't do strenuous exercise."
Tu Youyong yelled, pushed him, and said: "Don't be wordy, if you keep talking nonsense, even your leg will be ruined."
It's okay now, these girls and I are the only ones left in the ward.
Ahem, when Youqian feeds me chicken soup, don't be half-hearted, okay? You stuck the spoon into my throat several times. It's my throat, not a steel plate. I'll feel pain.
I stretched out my hand, pointed at the fruit on the table, and said, "Teacher, eat the fruit!"
The teacher looked back at me. Her smile looked a little forced, but it was a smile after all.
She smiled and shook her head and said, "Do you want to eat?"
I nodded, and the teacher said to Youqian: "Youqian, if you want to be a qualified girlfriend, you won't peel the little flowers!"
Youqian hummed, put down the chicken soup in her hand, picked up an apple and a fruit knife
Youqian looked at the apple and felt that she had never been so excited before.
But is apple peel really that easy to peel? From being frizzy at first to being careful later, you are used to being a princess, so how can you do such an ordinary job!
How happy it is for an ordinary wife to peel apples for an ordinary husband!
Finally, Youqian figured out the trick, that is, when cutting the knife, it must be deep. Only deep can the skin be peeled off easily.
However, it is not good to cut too deep when cutting. Youqian, you are not peeling, you are slicing the apple!
Looking at the thin apple with no pulp at the end, Youqian lowered her head in embarrassment and said to me: "Sorry!"
The teacher smiled and said: "If you don't know how, you have to learn!" After saying that, she gently picked up the apple with the same fruit knife, but this time, the teacher gently placed the knife on the apple.
The apple and the fruit knife seemed to have a psychological connection. The teacher peeled it very carefully, staring at the apple seriously, and the thin layer of apple skin that appeared under her slender hands, the width of the apple skin was very small.
When I was halfway through peeling, it actually didn’t break in the middle. This shows that the teacher has perfected the skill of peeling apples.
The teacher peeled the skin very slowly, like a mother taking care of her baby, with great patience
Finally, after the peeling was done, the teacher handed the apple to me and said, "Try it, is it sweet?"
I silently took the peelless apple from the teacher, opened my mouth and took a big bite.
At this time, the door that had been closed by Tu Youyong was opened again.
He Min ran in. After seeing so many women surrounding me, Xiao Min responded and said: "Cousin, how did you get injured? Is it serious?"
Fortunately, I said: "I have nothing to do, I just need to recuperate for a few days!"
Zhang Xinyu said dissatisfiedly: "I can just cultivate myself for a few days. Is it necessary for me to fly?"
I'll just practice this for a few days. I want you to masturbate for me, are you willing?
The farce finally ended unhappily
From beginning to end, there was only one missed appointment. It seems that my popularity is pretty good.
The girl who broke the appointment was Li Mengyao. I was so hot-headed that I naturally called Li Mengyao. If I had Ms. Naizi’s cell phone number in my phone, I believe I would have called. The situation at that time was really too critical, uncle.
I can tolerate verbal provocation, but his contemptuous look in his eyes still makes me very angry when I think about it!
Finally, Chu Chu arranged me to the special ward
The ladies each had their own affairs to deal with, except for Youqian and Sister Nan who stayed behind.
Xiao Min also went back to class, and You Qian skipped class directly.
Sister Nan asked with concern: "I heard from Tu Youyong that the guy who slashed you was Wang Qiang from Guangming Street. When did he have such courage? He even dared to touch people from our Qilin Association. I'm really angry to death.
I will definitely avenge you!"
What just happened, all kinds of unfavorable factors were placed on me. Many of the women who came here only knew Youqian and thought that Youqian was Liu Dehua's girlfriend. But was he regarded as nothing by others?
What’s even more hateful is that stinky girl named Chu Chu actually said she was an aunt
I nodded and said: "But I think they have evacuated now, or simply hid in the Brotherhood!"
Sister Nan said with relief: "You can just rest here and recuperate! It won't take long, I will help you get revenge!"
Youqian snorted and said: "If you dare to touch my husband, I will beg my grandfather right now to launch a city-wide arrest warrant for me and kill him, hum!"
Saying that, Youqian actually rushed out of the door.
I was injured, but I helped Sister Nan and the others. If they and the Brotherhood continue to be in a stalemate like this, it will do no good to both parties! Now that the neutral Li Junjie has suddenly sided with the Longhu Gang, the balance of victory has begun to tilt. The Brotherhood will definitely be worried.
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Youqian walked out in a hurry, leaving Sister Nan and me in the special ward.
Sister Nan gently pulled up her long hair, glanced at the closed door, and picked up the chicken soup on the table that the teacher had given me just now but gave up halfway.
I was stunned and asked: "Sister Nan, do you want some soup?"
Sister Nan shook her head weirdly and said, "No, no, I think the soup is a little cold, so I'll heat it up for you!"
The special ward actually has its own kitchen, bed, and bathroom. For those of you who don’t know, do you think this is high-end housing?
I said oh, and Sister Nan took the chicken soup to heat it up.
After a while, Sister Nan came back with hot chicken soup.
"That's right!" Sister Nan put down the chicken soup, picked it up again, and asked me, "Are you still drinking chicken soup?"
Looking at Sister Nan's coquettish look, I knew she wanted to feed me chicken soup too. I nodded and said, "Unless you feed it to me, I won't drink it!"
Sister Nan snorted and said: "You are very good at taking advantage, why should I feed you!" However, after all, Sister Nan had already picked up the spoon, squatted down, and was about to feed me chicken soup.
The chicken soup was very hot, so Sister Nan blew on it to cool it down a little, and then fed me some water. When I drank it, she actually became intoxicated.
There's really nothing we can do against her
At this moment, the nurse sister rang the doorbell. The special ward has such advantages. Nurses must respect the patient's privacy. Patients are not allowed to push the door in without letting them in.
Sister Nan put down the chicken soup, and the nurse bowed to me and said: "Dear Mr. Liu Dehua, we will do a comprehensive examination of your body in the evening. I hope you can take a bath first!"
Anyway, there is a bathroom, so if you don’t wash it, you can’t wash it! I said casually: “I see, is there anything else?”
The nurse sister exited the ward
Sister Nan brought up the chicken soup again. To be honest, drinking too much chicken soup is really not good. The worst thing is wanting to pee.
People have three emergencies. This kind of thing is normal in the past, but now I am injured. When I go to urinate, walking back and forth will always pull the wound. If there is a chamber pot, then Sister Nan holds it and lets me pee.
, that way, hehe!
Looking at the chicken soup in Sister Nan's hand, I almost said, "Sister Nan, take it, I peed!"
Ahem!
Sister Nan patted my chest with concern and said, "Are you feeling better, Xiaohua, what's going on? Are you coughing so badly?"
I shook my head and said, "Oh, it's nothing. I want to pee. Sister Nan, please help me go to the toilet!"
Sister Nan said oh and helped me up on the hospital bed.
I lay on Sister Nan's shoulder and limped to the toilet. Things were not very optimistic. I originally thought I could pee against the wall, but the toilet in the special ward was so high-end that I couldn't do that.
Use the wall to pee
I thought it was a squatting position, but who knew it was actually a toilet
The toilet is too high, so when I pee, it may be too far away and spilled on the ground. That way, when someone comes to clean the toilet, they find that I peed outside. How embarrassing! I hate the person who designed the toilet now.
A master
What? Who invented the saying "You pee three feet in the face of the wind"? It's pure nonsense. If it is true, then when a typhoon or tornado comes, can you also pee three feet? Or is it blown into your own mouth by the wind?
Thinking that Sister Nan was still waiting outside to help me get on the hospital bed, I simply asked her to help me to the end.
I shouted outside, "Sister Nan!"
"What's the matter, Xiaohua?" Sister Nan's voice came through the door.
"You come in first!"
Sister Nan pushed the door open and walked in. She saw me with a neat collar and said, "You're okay! Then I'll help you back!" As she said that, she reached out and grabbed my arm.
I said a little embarrassedly: "Well, Sister Nan, I'm sorry, but actually, I didn't have time to pee just now!"
Sister Nan looked at me doubtfully, so I had no choice but to tell the truth. Sister Nan laughed when she heard this and said casually: "That's right. It's really troublesome for you men to pee standing up!"
Well, I think Sister Nan is the first woman to think that it is troublesome for men to pee.
I complimented and said: "Then can you help me?"
"Help!" Sister Nan said: "Anyway, it's not like I've never seen that bad guy like you before. You have to hurry up. Although the toilet doesn't have any strange smell, who can guarantee that it's really been disinfected?"