"Oh!" I regained my composure and said, "Everyone eat!"
At this time, the teacher picked up a chicken leg and put it in my bowl in full view of everyone.
Ahem, teacher, you also said not to let the whole world know about our affairs. By doing so, wouldn’t you have exposed the truth?
But the teacher obviously forgot that the people at our table are not just the two of us, there are others, and her brother Guo Shouyin
The teacher brought me some food. I picked up the chicken legs excitedly and stuffed them into my mouth without even looking at them.
Guo Shouyin sat on the other side of the teacher, touched the teacher with his arm and said, "Sister, what are you doing?"
The teacher groaned and then remembered that this had already been exposed. In panic, classmate Xiaofei did something that shocked everyone present, that is, she snatched the half-bitten chicken leg back from me and put it on her
In his own bowl, he also explained: "What's going on? I obviously wanted to pick it up for you, Shouyin!" After saying that, he put the remaining half of the chicken drumstick to his lips.
I coughed and wanted to remind the teacher that I had already eaten that chicken leg, but when I saw the teacher's childish side, I still thought it was quite cute.
It turns out that teachers can be so cute!
Guo Shouyin snatched the chicken drumstick from her sister's hand, looked at me suspiciously, and ate half of the drumstick in order to relieve her sister's embarrassment. Only then did the teacher come back to his senses, and his face was as red as a summer day.
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At this time, Li Mengyao, who saw something was wrong, smiled smartly, picked up a piece of meat, put it in my bowl, and said: "My partner, eat more, it was all thanks to you just now!"
Well, actually I don’t like eating fish.
Before the chopsticks in my hand could pick up the fish, the piece of fish was covered by the meat on top.
I looked up and saw Xu Beijie standing, but not looking at me. Instead, she lowered her head and looked at the dishes on the table. She said in a very soft voice: "Liu Dehua, I see that you like abalone very much at noon, you eat it!"
"Thank you!" This abalone is very big. It must be the best abalone. Foodies who don't know how to eat are the scariest ones.
But I don’t have the panic expression that Grandma Liu had when she entered the Grand View Garden. When I was in Japan, I used candles to barbecue and you can tell that the last thing I care about when eating is other people’s eyes.
If you care so much about other people’s opinions, you won’t be happy when you eat.
To be a human being, you have to drink a lot of alcohol, eat a lot of meat and other things, and think about it later.
This time the abalone was not cut into slices, but whole. There was a plate on our dining table with a knife, fork, and spoon on it, which was perfect for cutting the abalone. However, in fact, it was better to put it into your mouth with chopsticks.
If you eat it in one gulp, it will probably be very satisfying! I just put the top-quality abalone into my mouth
In an instant, my mouth was completely filled with meat
Xu Beijie opened her eyes helplessly and reminded in a low voice: "You shouldn't eat abalone like this. If you eat it like this, it will cover up the fragrance of the abalone. It's just like swallowing jujube! Cow chews peonies! I'll teach you how to eat it!" Xu Beijie said hopefully!
As long as Liu Dehua agrees to me, I can regard myself as his life teacher, and then the two of us will have more contact, Xu Beijie thought eagerly.
I chewed the peony in my mouth, oh no, cough, wouldn’t I become a cow? I mean the abalone in my mouth, I swallowed it forcefully, choked, and drank the red wine next to me as if it were water.
I put it in my mouth just so that I could swallow the abalone meat that was choking me into my stomach.
The principal looked blankly at the abalone juice left in my bowl and the top-quality red wine that I swallowed in one gulp, and secretly cursed, "What a waste of natural resources! What a waste of natural resources!"
Well, I finally swallowed it. I burped heavily and complained to Xu Beijie, who was still standing: "When you pick up abalone in the future, please choose a smaller size, okay? Do you want to choke me to death?"
Xu Beijie waved her hands repeatedly and said, "I...I'll pay attention next time!"
I hummed and said, "Why don't you sit down?"
Xu Beijie said: "Well, by the way, Liu Dehua, that's not how you eat abalone!" Xu Beijie, who wanted to repeat what he just said, was interrupted by me.
"Okay, stop inking. I can eat whatever I like. Sit down quickly!"
The principal looked at me and cursed secretly: You brat doesn't know how to be romantic. Is it obvious that someone is interested in you?
Just when I wanted to eat the fish in the bowl, someone gave me a big piece of meat
Ahem, it's a leg of lamb, a super big one.
It was Youqian who served me the mutton legs: "Husband, the mutton here has lost its fishy smell. It is very delicious. You must try it!"
"oh!"
But ah! Youqian, it’s just a taste, no need for such a big piece?
Youqian has her own ideas and depends on the situation. She can no longer keep her idea of having her husband alone, but I, Youqian, must be the eldest sister! Therefore, the meat I give to my husband must be the biggest! I want to be the eldest sister forever, ugh
Wow, my husband is such a playboy!
I squinted my eyes and put the leg of lamb that Youqian had given me to my mouth. It was so hot!
Phew! Mu Yun couldn't help laughing anymore. Brother Hua always loses his temper when he is at his most powerful.
It turns out that everyone at the same table is watching me eat.
When a woman brings food to me, everyone is just curious and still eating. When two women bring food to me, everyone is just jealous. But when three women bring food to me, it is not just simple jealousy, but also a trace of jealousy.
It was so unbelievable that when the four women served me food, how could I care about jealousy? They completely turned into naked and naked worship! They all looked at me in adoration, wanting to see what else I could do to everyone.
What a shock it brings
Holy love! The principal also sighed sourly, if I had been like Liu Dehua back then, maybe the singer Han Mimi would have fallen into my arms long ago. Then, the principal turned to look at his old woman with yellow pearls, and sighed leisurely.
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What the hell, it’s so hot! You Qian embarrassedly put the lamb leg to her mouth, pouted her little mouth, blew it on, and then put it back into my bowl. I picked up the lamb again with everyone’s envious expressions.
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"Husband, how are you?" Youqian asked eagerly
"Well, it's so careless!" Don't let Xiao Nizi be too proud.
Actually, it was really good, but it was a bit big. Finally, I finished eating the meat on the lamb leg.
I feel full before I even pick up my own food.
At this time, Mu Yun, fearing that the world would be in chaos, gave me another leg of lamb and said, "Brother Hua, please!"
Please sister, haven’t you seen that I have some irregular menstruation? Ahem, it’s gastrointestinal discomfort.
I waved my hands and said, "Oh, no, I can't eat anymore!"
I really burped and said, "I'm sorry, friends, I'm full and I'm going to rest!"
After saying that, he stood up directly
It doesn’t matter if a woman brings me food. You are a big man, what kind of food do you give me? I don’t want to eat your saliva? Humph! Ugh, my stomach is so full! You Qian, this stinky girl, is so disgusting.
It's best to hold me to death
"Xiaohua, drink some more soup!" The teacher saw that I was about to leave and stopped me. He said, "Duck soup stewed with cordyceps. I heard it was very good. Oh, by the way, I gave it because I regretted not being able to compete with him."
He filled it!"
The teacher said and glanced at Guo Shouyin
Guo Shouyin obviously didn't believe what his sister said, and his face was gloomy. "Okay! Just one day later, my sister was fooled by this bastard! I, Guo Shouyin, must not let my sister go astray."
This seductive Liu Dehua, Guo Shouyin thought, and stabbed the abalone in his bowl with a fork.
Well, the teacher gave me the soup, and it doesn’t seem good if I don’t drink it!
Cordyceps sinensis is still used as the ingredient. This is a good thing. The teacher just ordered a soup. It seems that he wants to replenish it for me.
I never thought that the teacher would care about that aspect of me haha!
Don’t worry, teacher, Xiaohua’s little Xiaohua is strong!
"You drink too!" I don't know how to address the teacher. If I call the teacher directly, there is no room for redemption on Guo Shouyin's side, but I always feel uncomfortable calling sister Xiaofei.
"Um!"
The teacher and I exchanged glances as if no one was watching. Ahem, this seems to be a derogatory term. In short, that’s what it means.
Guo Shouyin stood up suddenly, put the fish head on the plate into my bowl, and said: "This dead fish head is very suitable for you!"
Well, it’s better to keep a low profile. I was drinking duck soup stewed with cordyceps. Although I couldn’t drink it anymore, this was the soup the teacher made for me!
Well, I finally finished the soup that the teacher put in the bowl. At this time, Xu Beijie gave me another spoonful of soup.
"Liu Dehua, sour plum soup will help you digest. You eat a lot of meat, so it is very suitable to drink these soups."
I originally wanted to refuse, but then I thought that if I refused her kindness, wouldn't it be obvious to everyone that I have an ambiguous relationship with the teacher? Why should I drink the teacher's soup instead of other people's soup?
I hummed, pretending to be suddenly enlightened, and said, "Does it help digestion? Then I really want to taste it!"
Xili drank the sour plum soup with a snort.
Youqian filled another large spoonful of soup
"Honey, would you like some American ginseng stew? This soup can relieve hangover!"
Uh, what a big spoon!
Youqian seemed to think it was not enough, so she took another spoonful and said, "Drink more!"
Emotions are going to kill me, you guys?
I wiped the sweat from my forehead and said, "I'm going to the toilet first!"
After I got to the toilet, I scratched my throat hard, and a torrent of water came out of my mouth.
Only then did I realize that vomiting is not only caused by drinking alcohol. It turns out that vomiting can also occur if you drink too much soup.
Vomiting is healthier. After vomiting, I felt relaxed all over. I walked back to the wine table, picked up some soup in the bowl, and poured it into my mouth.