016 I became a bather. "Hey, I told you to wait for notification, why did you call me back?" The person opposite confused me as soon as he came up.
I was stunned for a moment and said vaguely: "I, no, ahem, there is nothing I can do!"
The other party also spoke quickly, saying: "You can't help it, and I can't help it either! There are so many people signing up every day, and if you want to stand out so quickly, you have to find a way, right?"
Ahem, what do you mean?
"Yes, yes! We should find a way. I don't know what to do?"
"Why are you so ignorant? Think about it for yourself, and then contact me when you have figured it out. I will tell you! I have a limited number of places!"
I finally understood what was going on. After working on it for a long time, he wanted me to bribe him!
"I understand, I will contact you when I'm ready!"
"That's true!" The other end of the phone hung up.
I was stunned on the spot and put my hand into my pocket. I had no wallet and only had five dollars. I didn’t expect that not long after that, I would be living in poverty again.
While room 33 has not expired yet, I want to take a good rest in it today.
The configuration of the room is quite high. It has a computer and can access the Internet. I entered my own QQ number, and then I gave up. I still don’t want to enter my own QQ number. My name is Liu Yishuang now!
I lay quietly on the bed and fell asleep
I was woken up by the phone
I got a call from Polyphony. I visually checked that my phone was five or six years old and it actually played Polyphonic music. The music was still the hit song "Infatuated Heart Absolutely". Of course, there was only Polyphonic and no sound.
It's a call from an agency
"It's great, I have time at noon today!" A middle-aged woman's voice came from the other side.
"You have time, you have time!" Do you want to control my meal? I smiled, slapped the table with my hand, and shook the corner of the table. It seemed that my ability had not disappeared! I looked outside with some worry.
, not bad, no one noticed that I destroyed public property, cough cough
"Then come over here!"
"Oh, okay, look, I'm confused as to where our place is!"
"You brat, are you playing tricks on me? Don't worry, after today's meal at noon, I will pay you this month's wages!"
"Hey!" But I really didn't know where to find her. It seemed that she still owed me wages, so I said, "Sister, you have to tell me where she is, right?"
"Hey, you brat, what's going on? Are your wings stiff, or are they stiff somewhere else? Even the famous Jun Satisfaction in Zhongjie doesn't know about you anymore?"
I have been living in Zhongjie for so many years. When have you ever been satisfied with this place?
I thought about it for a moment, and then I remembered that there was a dilapidated dating agency on an inconspicuous corner of Zhong Street. There was the word "satisfied" on it. I remembered that there was another word in front of it, which should mean "not satisfied all year round".
Decoration, I lost the word in front of it, so the first word is Jun
There is still some distance between Qingchengtianxia and Jun's satisfactory matchmaking, but seeing only five dollars left in my pocket, I decided to run.
Fortunately, after the transformation, I am no longer what I used to be. I ran quickly without stopping and arrived at Zhongjie.
Here, there are so many sweet memories of Sister Nan and I being together!
Looking at the familiar bricks and tiles, some people feel indescribable melancholy in their hearts. I wonder what my wives are doing? Do they all care about me? But now I am no longer the same person as before.
of me
Came to Junyiyi Agency, a small dark room!
"Here we come!" The proprietress is a fat woman, and she is making instant noodles.
"By the way, you're talking about salary!" I scratched my head. The most important thing now is salary. Only with salary can we be qualified to bribe others, right?
"Look at how anxious you are, I'm telling you, when you eat with Miss Zhang later, you must praise her very much, you know?"
"Praise her hard! I get it!" Um, what kind of logic is this?
"Okay, you wait here for a while. If you're hungry, go get something to eat from the refrigerator!"
Boss lady, you really know me. How did you know that I was hungry? I walked to the refrigerator very excitedly. In addition to instant noodles, there were some raw things in it. Is there anything wrong?
Forget it, instant noodles are instant noodles! I'll take out the instant noodles
"Boss boss, do you have any lunch boxes left? I'll make a pack too!"
"Why are you in a hurry? I'll finish eating soon!"
I stared blankly at the boss lady throwing her snot into her rice bowl. I thought I'd better not soak it.
So I took apart the instant noodles, and then, ahem, crushed them and ate them as crispy noodles.
"What a waste of natural resources! What a waste of natural resources!" The landlady looked at the noodles in my hand distressedly and said, "You are so impatient! This is Master Kong!"
Master Kong is such a bastard. He is obviously a super blessed Master Kong, but he still has the nerve to say he is Master Kong.
"That's right!" I said while chewing the instant noodles in my mouth: "Well, how much will you give me this time?"
"We agreed, it's fifty yuan per person. This time it's the tenth person. After dinner, he can come to me and get five hundred yuan!"
"Hey, why don't you give it now, it will save me the money and I'll come back later!"
"That won't work. This Miss Zhang has a bad temper. If you back down temporarily and run away, I will suffer the consequences!"
"Look at what you said, don't you understand me yet?" I said with a dry smile. In fact, I don't even understand myself.
"Okay, okay, Da Shuang, I won't treat you badly!" The landlady smiled and said, "Here we come!"
Then, I saw the legendary Miss Zhang
Miss Zhang is not worthy of her name. She should not be called Miss Zhang at all. She should be called Aunt Zhang.
"This is Mr. Liu!" the landlady introduced me: "He is in his mid-twenties, and he especially admires some older, successful women!"
Ahem, I almost spit out the instant noodles in my mouth. It was really disgusting. I also understand what my job is, which is a marriage agency that many people are ashamed of.
This wedding agency is not ordinary, some high-end products (the best pretty girls), but very popular. They deal with the noble lady and the eldest lady with ease.
And some low-end goods, defective goods, that is, my kind will only receive some obasans.
"Okay, Mr. Liu, it seems that you are very satisfied with Miss Zhang. I wonder what Miss Zhang thinks?"
Miss Zhang glanced at me a few times and said disdainfully: "You look a little bit rough, I wonder what that thing is like?"
Is it a little too naked?
I suppressed the unhappiness and nausea in my heart and said, "Zhang Da, oh no, Miss Zhang, are you hungry now?"
"Well! Do you eat Western food?"
"Eat some occasionally!" I could only feel ashamed
"I prefer people who speak elegantly!"
"Why don't you go eat first and talk while you eat!" As she said that, the landlady stuffed some money into my pocket. It seemed that she wanted me to pay for the treat.
"That's fine!"
Two people came out
Aunt Zhang said: "By the way, Mr. Liu, where can you find a job?"
"Oh, I'm planning to go to Haitian Entertainment Company for development!"
"You want to be an ugly star? It's quite popular these days! I'm optimistic about you!"
Ahem! What look in your eyes, you old woman? No matter how ugly I am, I am still prettier than you, okay?
"I wonder if your car has arrived, Mr. Liu?"
"Oh, that's it. My car has been sent for repair. I'm really sorry!"
"Oh?" Aunt Zhang smiled slightly and said, "Mr. Liu, lying is not a good thing!"
Well, although he is a bit old, he is quite considerate.
With that in mind, I got into her car and the two of us went to eat Western-style steak.
The way I eat is definitely not elegant at all.
She wanted medium-rare steak, but I insisted on well-done steak. When the dish was finally served, I still felt it was a bit raw, so I asked the waiter to grill it again.
"Do you look like you have good muscles?" Aunt Zhang said, gently stood up and sat next to me.
Ahem, he quickly stood up and said politely: "Miss Zhang, are you feeling uncomfortable?"
"Well, my chest is very uncomfortable. Can you help me feel it?" Miss Zhang opened her mouth and exposed her pink tongue. I looked at her sagging breasts, shook my head and said, "I'm afraid again."
Not a doctor! I don’t know how to touch it properly!”
Saying that, he ran a little further away
Thirty is like a wolf, forty is like a tiger, fifty is like sitting on the ground and can absorb dirt, it really is not covered, I am a serious person
"Hey, do you think I don't know about this business?" Miss Zhang showed her true colors and used her hands to pick her teeth and said: "That's good, the price is five hundred yuan! Tonight, you will be here
Go to my house!"
Now that we had broken up, I was no longer afraid of her, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, Miss Zhang, I have an appointment tonight, I don't have anything else to do so I'll leave first!"
I ran out of the western restaurant in embarrassment, and then I remembered that I didn't pay the bill. Forget it, I asked the old woman to pay the bill. I looked in my pocket and saw that the money the landlady gave me just now was actually as much as five hundred yuan, that is to say
, even if I don’t go back to find her, I will still make money. After thinking about it, I deleted Junyi’s agency.
Damn, I wasn’t satisfied with Western food at all. I ordered another bowl of wontons and bought a pancake from a wonton stall on the street. After eating, I felt so refreshed.
Not long after, I received another call
"I said, Da Shuang, you still can't come to our bathroom. Lao Zhang has been gone for a long time. If you don't come, we will have to invite someone else!"
After doing it for a long time, I realized that I am still a bather.
Only after I went there did I find out that wages are paid the day after tomorrow, which means that you have to work for two more days before you can get your wages.
There are two options for taking a bath here. One is based on the quantity, and the bath is ten yuan, and you and the bath center will split it half and half. The other is a fixed salary, and you come to work every day.
Undoubtedly, I am the second choice. I come to work every afternoon. It will be a month in two days.
Fortunately, I, Liu Dehua, have experience in scrubbing. I practiced it when I was deceived by my good apprentice who is still traveling.