025 We are the kind of man who hums little songs in our relationship and smokes goldfish cigarettes. I am such a cool man. Wherever we go, we will be the center of attention? Of course, we can only go wherever we go, because in order to save the seven yuan of taxi fare,
I, a stylish man, did not take a taxi. In order to save a dollar on the bus, I, a stylish man, did not take a bus. I am such a stylish man, ahem, eh? When did I wear my shirt?
Is there an extra hole?
Let me go, maybe all cool men are like this?
Xu Beijie, who was following me, kept complaining, "What the hell? I've been walking for two hours, and my calves are swollen. Why don't you stop?"
Finally, I came to Zhang Xinyu’s home with great satisfaction. Hey! Let me, a wonderful man, cook a sumptuous dinner for our sister Xinyu! (At noon, I had to eat on the set because I had to shoot a TV series) Ahem,
I'm having something to eat by the way. I didn't eat at noon. I'm tired after walking for two hours.
A man who is so stingy actually has the nerve to say that he is being cool. I guess I am the first one. I originally planned to eat some outside, but who knew, when I asked about the price of noodles, I was horrified and he actually asked me for it.
Seven dollars!
Let me go, even though the landlady keeps saying it’s Datong’s original shaved noodles, your accent has betrayed you deeply. You’re obviously from Shanghai and you still dare to lie to me!
Later I remembered that I was going to join sister Xinyu. Many things were still in her refrigerator. In that refrigerator, when Wang Zitong was still there, there were only some instant noodles. But now that Zhang Xinyu has come, the instant noodles have disappeared. I
I saw many kinds of drinks, as well as some products and snacks she endorsed. There were too many of them, enough for me to eat. Thinking of this, I decided to save the seven yuan for the noodles. Although, this noodles
The fragrance is indeed not overpowering
The door is locked and it doesn't matter. Sister Xinyu has a lot of money. If I break the door, she will pay for it to be repaired. With this in mind, I forcefully use my power to push the door open.
The fragrance in the house smells really good!
Xu Beijie, who was watching the whole process of me destroying the door, stared blankly at me as I walked in and said to herself: "Why did he break the door when he went in? Oh, that's not his house!"
Xu Beijie's first reaction was that I was here to steal something. She wanted to run in quickly and save this lost lamb like me. But as soon as she walked in, she saw a lot of familiar things and put her hand on the corner of her mouth.
He looked at the various certificates on the corner of the table and thought to himself: "Isn't this the trophy that a crazy fan made with a lot of money when sister Xinyu held her concert last month? Why is it here!"
Xu Beijie, who was not too stupid, immediately covered her mouth and thought: "Sister Xinyu is usually gentle and kind, but when she saw Liu Yishuang that day, she warned me to get rid of him, and now Liu Yishuang has come to her house again. It seems that
Are the two of them having a holiday? Should I call Sister Xinyu? "
As for people, don't think too much. When Xu Beijie thought too much, she thought of Liu Dehua's plea for Zhang Xinyu, and thought to herself: Could it be that Liu Dehua gave the wooden carving kitten I gave her to his favorite sister Xinyu, and then
Liu Yishuang accidentally discovered this wooden carving kitten, then stole it for me, and now he has returned it? I still don’t want to tell sister Xinyu. As long as Liu Yishuang doesn’t do anything outrageous, I still forgive him. After all, he
Steal this wooden carved kitten, maybe it's for me!
Well, if I knew what was going on in Xu Beijie's mind right now, I think I would definitely admire her imagination! The real mud horse is so rich!
Following that, Xu Beijie hid in my usual place yesterday, behind the sofa.
I opened the refrigerator door and picked up a can of coffee, a bag of potato chips, and two hams. I looked carefully and found no other good things. They were all endorsed by Zhang Xinyu and given by the manufacturer. All I can say is
, Zhang Xinyu, you are so stingy!
I opened the ham sausage and swallowed half of it in one bite. It tasted delicious and matched my taste.
Xu Beijie, who was hiding behind the sofa, touched her belly sadly, then remembered that she didn't eat this damn Liu Yishuang for lunch, and actually tempted herself with delicious food.
Did he come in just to steal snacks? Xu Beijie thought, I have already taken out some vegetables and meat from the refrigerator. Haha, I will make a sumptuous dinner for my sister Xinyu today.
Then, I walked into the kitchen
When Xu Beijie saw me taking vegetables and meat to the kitchen, she cursed in a low voice: "Not only do you steal other people's food, but you also use their kitchen. It's really shameless!"
I sneezed while cutting cucumbers and almost chopped off my fingers.
I shivered and started cutting cucumbers seriously
Seeing that I didn't come out, Xu Beijie also trotted to the refrigerator with her stomach growling, picked up a bottle of fruit milk tea and a bag of potato chips, and quickly ran back behind the sofa. It was the first time she had done such a thing.
Xu Beijie was in a very happy mood. She touched her small breasts and looked at her results. She unscrewed the bottle cap excitedly and drank it into her mouth.
Well, it tastes delicious!
While cooking, I ate snacks, and soon I wiped out all the snacks. I was going to get another bag of potato chips to eat, so I closed the lid on the induction cooker and ran out of the kitchen.
Xu Beijie, who was eating potato chips, immediately stopped chewing. The potato chips made a loud sound when eating. She stretched out her hand to wipe the many potato chip residues around the corners of her mouth, feeling that the saliva in her mouth was sucked dry by the potato chips.
I picked up a bag of potato chips and saw the CD under the TV. I put on some music and listened. Cooking is quite boring.
So I turned on the TV and the CD. The CD didn't actually contain music, but a horror movie.
Not bad! I took the potato chips and sat on the sofa, completely forgetting that there was something in the pot in the kitchen!
Although it was daytime, Xu Beijie behind the sofa was in trouble. How could Liu Yishuang watch this kind of movie? It was so scary. She reached out and covered her ears, but the sound of the stereo was too loud. She covered her ears and still listened.
It was very real, so Xu Beijie raised her head and looked at my back, as if she wanted to seek some comfort.
After one movie was played, another movie was played again. I was already immersed in the world of the movie, completely forgetting that I was so confident about cooking just now, and I didn't care whether the food in the kitchen was cooked or not.
Burnt
Fortunately, although Zhang Xinyu is stingy, this induction cooker is also a brand she endorses, and its functions are quite good. It can automatically turn off the heat so that my dishes are not burnt.
The two movies were over, and I looked at my watch with unfulfilled interest. I went, it was already evening, and it seemed like my food hadn't been done yet, right?
When I stood up and prepared to cook, Xu Beijie was frightened. She was not afraid because I was right in front of her and saw me. If I left her, she would probably be trapped in the TV.
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So, when our Miss Xu saw me leaving the living room, she was frightened. She stood up and shouted: "You...don't leave!"
It was not only Xu Beijie himself who was scared, but also me. I had just started two movies, and when Xu Beijie yelled like this, I was beaten down with encouragement. In the panic, I seemed to see Wang Zitong rushing towards me.
"Ah!" I was so frightened that I fell to the ground.
"It's me!" Xu Beijie looked at me sheepishly and said, "It's me! Don't leave. It's not good to watch any kind of movie. I just want to watch that kind of movie!"
If you don't know, hearing her say this will definitely cause ambiguity.
I laughed dryly and recognized Xu Beijie's voice, saying, "You...why are you here!"
"I...I came to see Sister Xinyu! Why are you here?"
I racked my brains and couldn't come up with a good excuse. I couldn't say, I saw this room was nice, so I just got in?
At this time, the door was pushed open. Well, the door had been damaged by me. It opened with a slight push. Then I saw Zhang Xinyu staring at the door.
Zhang Xinyu's arrival was completely beyond my expectation, but it was also to solve the current problem.
After Zhang Xinyu saw me, a trace of anger flashed in her eyes. When she was about to ask why she broke her door lock, she saw Xu Beijie grabbing the corner of my clothes behind me.
"Jie'er, why are you here?"
"No, I saw this bastard sneaking into your house. Do you know him?" Xu Beijie saw Sister Xinyu. Her fear was much lessened just now. She quickly ran to Zhang Xinyu's side, and then looked at me. She
I also feel a little guilty. The food she stole just now is no less than mine. Xu Beijie is also thinking about getting the wooden kitten out of Zhang Xinyu's mouth.
The speaker listened unintentionally. When Xu Beijie said this, Zhang Xinyu was immediately frightened. The eldest lady saw through Infernal Affairs before it even started. Although this Liu Yishuang is a little ugly, stupid, and dull, this kind of
Honest man, you must be very good at pretending. How did you end up like this? Could it be that Xu Beijie came here to ask questions?
No, if she wants to accuse me, she won't come over and put her arms around my waist. That means she is starting to become suspicious.
What should we do? Zhang Xinyu was so anxious that she was sweating
When Xu Beijie saw that Zhang Xinyu was silent, she knew that something was fishy. The two of them must have known each other. Maybe they would tell me about the wooden carving of the kitten, so she turned to me and asked, "Tell me, are you sneaky?"
Why are you coming to his house? Do you know him?"
I thought about it for a long time and still couldn't think of what to say. I glanced at Zhang Xinyu who looked innocent, and pushed this hot question to Zhang Xinyu, saying, "Well, just ask her about this!"
You can tell by his appearance that Zhang Xinyu is smarter than me. It should be easy to come up with an excuse?
Hearing what I said, Zhang Xinyu gave me a very "loving" look, then stretched out her hand to pull me to her side, saying: "I can't hide it from you now, we actually have that kind of relationship!"