Oh my god, how did I get here? I just squatted there in self-blame and complaints about Zhang Xinyu. I didn't speak until I had no other choice.
"Guys, are we the Seven Dwarfs from Snow White?"
"What? Is your brain flooded?" The man gave me a knife on my neck again: "How many times have I said that we are a race of giants, a race of giants, don't you understand? Idiot!"
"Oh!" I looked at his dwarf appearance and wanted to laugh in my heart. You are a giant, so I, ahem, no, I, I am not even 1.65 meters, what is this mud horse?
What's the situation?
"Idiot, as the shortest among the seven of us, can you stop chirping?" the man said.
"Okay Byron, you are actually the shortest!" said another bearded dwarf.
"Nonsense! Damn it, Jack, you're the ugliest!"
"I am ugly, do you think I am beautiful?"
When I saw six guys exposing each other, I suddenly thought of the Six Immortals of Peach Valley in Mr. Jin Yong's "Swordsman" and the Ten Witches of Lingshan in "Sou Shen Ji". I guess if I'm right, these two
Everyone writes that they were inspired by the Seven Dwarfs? Of course, I’m just making random guesses.
"I'm not beautiful, but I'm a little better than you!"
"That's enough, brothers, you haven't told me yet, do we have a Snow White here?"
"Chuck, don't you even know about Snow White? I heard from the beautiful queen that Snow White is short, ugly, and black. Although her name is Snow White, she doesn't deserve her name!"
"Have you seen it?" Oops, I forgot, there is a scary queen in "Snow White"? She also has a magic weapon, a magic mirror!
"Okay Chuck, stop talking nonsense, tie up the stilts, let's go!"
"Departure? Departure for what?"
"Pick up your weapons and come with us to dig for gold!" Jack patted me on the shoulder.
I just saw a broken spear in my hand. It must be a broken spear. The intact spear is simply too long and I can't use it at all.
I don’t know if my strength is still there, I thought, and pushed a tree next to me.
Following that, the giant tree fell down immediately! Wow, haha, my ability is still there
The other dwarfs looked at me blankly and said, "Oh my God, Chuck, how did you do it? This is incredible!"
Haha, my ability is still there. I have the final say here. I heard that there is the most beautiful woman in the world in this fairy tale. She is Snow White.
Since I am the oldest here, of course Snow White and so on will belong to me. As for the prince and so on, I think the job of picking turds is more suitable for him.
"Friends, do you think we need to dig for gold now?"
"What are we going to do?" Jack asked blankly.
"We can go perform Hercules!" I was about to say this when I suddenly thought of Snow White. In order to meet Snow White, I still followed the plot and swallowed what I wanted to say.
I changed my words temporarily: "Comrades, just watch me dig. I will dig as deep as you want, okay?"
In this way, a few of us dwarves came to the mountain in a jumping jump. I was responsible for digging for gold, and they were responsible for wiping the gold clean from the soil.
"Well done, Chuck! The gold you dug today is as much as the seven of us dug in the previous year. If so, we can rest this year!"
"What nonsense are you talking about, Charles!" Byron said: "If Chuck is so good, then we can dig for ten more days. After ten days, we can rest for ten years!"
"You know nothing!" Jack said, "If we dig for one year, wouldn't we not have to dig again for 365 years?"
Um, are these people all pigs?
I said, "But, can we live for three hundred and sixty-five years?"
Jack scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "Chuck, don't get excited, I'm just making a metaphor!"
This is a metaphor for your sister. She obviously didn’t consider her age when she danced just now, but she still dared to quibble.
I won’t talk about being arrogant, arrogant, bragging only when I like it, and liking to expose each other. I won’t talk about being short and ugly! Well, it seems like I am one of them myself? I want to see what I have become now, so I wiped it out.
Just rub it, rub it.
"Which of you has a mirror?"
"Are you talking about sunglasses? I heard that the queen has a magical mirror!" Jack showed off.
"No, I mean an ordinary mirror!" I felt it was a bit difficult to communicate with them.
"Oh, but the magic mirror is much better than the ordinary mirror! Why don't you ask me if I have a magic mirror?"
"Then let me ask you, do you have a magic mirror?"
"No!"
I'm so confused! I decided not to speak anymore
"Okay, okay, we should go back to the room. Jack, take the gold. If you lose it, be careful with your head!" Byron said. It seems that these dwarfs are all headed by Byron.
That's not okay. It's okay if I take the lead. I said, "I think we should celebrate first!"
"How to celebrate? Haven't you seen that the people in the market are very discriminatory towards us?"
"We used to be discriminated against because we were short, ugly, and poor! It's different now!" I raised my hands and said, "Brothers, what do we have?"
"Gold!" The other dwarfs cooperated very well with me.
"So, although we are not tall, rich and handsome, we are also short, rich and ugly! Do you understand? Among the three words of tall, rich and handsome, only the word 'rich' is the most important. Do you understand, brothers?"
Several dwarfs looked at me thoughtfully
"Okay, let's go, kumis, delicious cheese, and beautiful women!"
"What, can I have a beautiful woman?" Jack wiped his saliva
"Hey, Byron, what Chuck said is true, why don't we listen to him!"
Byron thought about it and felt that his status was a little damaged, but he felt relieved when he thought of the beauty.
Following that, we seven dwarfs came to the town. The town was quite prosperous.
Many people looked at us with smiles when they saw us. Byron wanted to take the opportunity to laugh at me and consolidate his position, so he said: "Look, someone is laughing at me!"
Damn it! This Byron really knows how to stir up trouble. If you keep chirping, I don’t mind changing the seven dwarfs in the fairy tale to six! I smiled sinisterly, and Byron was startled and took a step back, waving his hand.
Said: "I didn't say anything!"
"Are there any people who do that in the town?" I think it's a good girl, because among the women I see coming and going, there are not many good-looking ones! That kind of woman is very suitable for a few dwarves.
I'll spend gold to redeem it for them, and then they won't think twice about Snow White. I thought about it and asked.
"Which one do you do?" said the relatively idiot Jack.
"Ahem, oh, I didn't say anything!"
In fact, that kind of profession is a product of historical development. Ahem, I don’t want to show off my political knowledge. So, we became like bandits, buying whatever we saw.
"Chuck, it's so cool to hang out with you!" Jack said sincerely
"I will listen to Chuck from now on!" Byron finally surrendered to me
While walking, I was eating. If you are small, your food will be small. However, this is not a problem. I have gold now.
Finally, I saw a few young women with black hair and naked clothes. The other few dwarfs were all stunned. Haha, you have never seen women? Look at your virtue!
However, as one of their kind, I am not much better
The girls had black hair and smiles on their faces. I walked in, but the dwarfs were a little shy and didn't dare to go in.
Don’t dare to spend money to get things done!
As expected, the landlady was still there. I put my gold on the table. Today all the gold was placed on the table. When had the landlady seen so much gold? She kept shouting to God.
"I want to redeem the beautiful girls!"
"Oh, my God, who are you trying to redeem?"
"I only want seven! Ahem, six!" Originally, I wanted to arrange one for myself, but after thinking about it, I decided not to. I am the guy who wants to deceive Snow White, how can I be tempted by them!
"Great! You can choose it yourself!"
I asked our brothers to pick out the ones they liked from this group of women, and then we walked back with six beautiful girls.
"Chuck, I have something to say!" Byron, who is still somewhat savvy but not much better, said: "The house we live in is too small, and we simply can't bring a few women back to live there!"
"Oh, this is simple. Let's let a few women freeze outside for a night. Tomorrow, we can spend money to hire people to build a big house, okay?"
"Baby, I won't let you freeze!" Several dwarfs said to the woman he was holding hands with.
"Tonight, I will freeze with you!"
Fortunately, we just bought a lot of food, otherwise we wouldn't be able to feed these female big eaters.
We can only dig another day tomorrow. In fact, strictly speaking, we only dug for two or three hours, and we have already achieved a lot of results. Moreover, I feel that I am becoming more and more skilled in digging gold. I will dig for gold tomorrow. Follow,
I'll be waiting in our house for Snow White to throw herself into the trap.
A few dwarfs comforted the six big women, and then left, saying that they would give the best things to the beautiful women. We came to our room of seven people.
By the way, I should find a mirror and take a look! See what I have become?
"Oh, my cheese!" "Oh, my milk!" "Oh, my biscuits!" "Oh, my bread!" "My wine!" "Who ate my stuff!"
Then, I saw it, and I saw the back of a figure sleeping on two beds joined together.
She just gave me a back, but with just one back, I felt like I was going to fall!