Uncle Honghong ignored him and continued to play a card. With a stern look on his face, he said: "Another three!"
"Uncle Hong, why do you have to throw out a three when you can't get a pair of three?" Lu Jin slapped the table and said angrily: "Why did you let Liu Dehua go with such ulterior motives? Or are you simply not good at playing Landlords?
Someone else comes over and I'll give in!"
Uncle Honghong said to Sun Nan: "Miss, does the hat count as clothes? I am willing to admit defeat and take off the hat!" After that, he took the hat in his hand and looked at Lu Jin, saying: "
Xiao Lu, please!"
Lu Jin snorted coldly, "You old man, I call you Uncle Hong. I really don't consider myself an outsider." He just said that he was unlucky to be in the same team as Uncle Hong Hong, so he stopped Uncle Hong Hong who was about to leave the game and said
: "Uncle Hong, don't worry, we have to decide the winner before we end, otherwise it won't be fair to me!" As he said that, he took off his shirt and wore a dark green men's vest underneath, revealing his hardcover
Muscles, and dark healthy skin
Sun Nan's eyes lit up. This Lu Jin was not just an embroidered pillow. His muscles were so well developed that he seemed to have exercised a lot!
Lu Jin has been observing Sun Nan carefully for a long time, and the bright color in Sun Nan's eyes has not escaped his attention. It seems that the eldest lady likes muscular men like those little girls. Fortunately, I usually find time to go to the gym!
This time, Lu Jin won the landowner. Lu Jin smiled slightly and showed his cards to Sun Nan. Sun Nan looked excited as if she had a good deck of cards.
I looked at the cards that I didn't get a, and I screamed in my heart that it was bad. Then I looked at Uncle Honghong, and I saw that he was sorting the cards very carefully. I guess the cards were okay.
I didn't expect that Lu Jin would play a card that I couldn't beat: the ace of hearts!
Uncle Honghong took out a card, hesitated for a long time, and said: "Passed!"
Lu Jin smiled gracefully and said to me: "Little brother, if you don't care anymore, I will kill you!" But he was wearing a men's vest, and no matter how much he tried to maintain his gentlemanly demeanor, he felt so nondescript!
Explain, spring means that the landlord plays all his cards at once!
"pass!"
Sun Nan couldn't help laughing!
Lu Jin turned around and gave Sun Nan a smile, and continued to play cards: "Three belts and one!"
"pass!"
I also had three strips and one in my hand, but it was three strips, three strips and one, so I had to pass!
"Another three with one!" Lu Jin got another four!
"pass!"
"pass!"
Next, the card court seemed to be a stage for him to perform alone. Uncle Honghong and I could only stare and say "passed"!
For the last time, Lu Jin released another bomb: four to two!
This guy is so lucky!
Lu Jin said: "I'm going to spring for you, and I'll release a bomb. You can each take off four pieces of clothing! Haha, little brother, you have so little to wear!"
Naturally, I wouldn't let him succeed, and said, "You didn't say whether to double or not, so I'll just take off one piece, whether I want to play or not!"
When Sun Nan saw that I wanted to leave the card game, she was very anxious and shouted: "Who said we won't play anymore!"
After finally arousing Sun Nan's interest, Lu Jin certainly didn't want to let me go and said: "Okay, okay, it's all up to you!" He thought in his heart: This is just a child. I don't know what the eldest lady and the child are so angry about.
Woolen cloth?
Seeing that they all wanted me to stay, I sat on the ground and counterattacked: "No, unless you sit next to me, Sister Nan!"
When Lu Jin heard this, he flatly refused and said, "Where Nan Nan sits is her own freedom. I think you don't dare to play anymore?"
Sun Nan finally caught the opportunity and wanted me to expose that pair of women's underwear in front of everyone. Naturally, he refused to let go and said, "Okay, then I'll sit where you are!"
Lu Jin looked at Sun Nan with disappointment and sat next to me, and said in his heart: "Kid, you will lose and even take off your underwear in a while, so stop being so arrogant!"
Sitting here quietly, I felt a burst of fragrance blowing into my nostrils. It was Sun Nan sitting next to me. This smell is so familiar! Isn't this the same smell as the pair of pants yesterday?
I won't read the cards at all.
"Wait!" Lu Jin reminded: "You haven't taken off your clothes yet!"
Uh! This bastard is quite thoughtful. Uncle Honghong and I looked at each other and took off our upper body T-shirts. It was very hot in the summer, so I only wore a T-shirt, so once the T-shirt was removed, I had a strong upper body.
Got it!
Ahem, my wording is a little exaggerated. It means that the upper body is a little thin, without muscles, shriveled, and only has a round belly, which is very suitable for the reincarnation of a starving ghost!
Seeing my round belly, Lu Jin did not forget to sarcastically say: "Haha, I didn't expect that my little brother would have a beer belly at such a young age. It seems that he has a good capacity for drinking. I really admire you!"
Sun Nan joked: "How can he have such a good drinking capacity? He just drank a few drinks yesterday and he is in trouble. I think his stomach is from eating!"
Lu Jin looked like he suddenly realized something, and the two of them sang the oboe, intent on making me look embarrassed.
I secretly cursed in my heart: a bitch man and a woman! I said to Sun Nan: "Sister Nan, you blow on my cards, I will take off your clothes, oh no, I will drag your Hongfu!"
Sun Nan snorted and cooperated by blowing a scent on my hand!
This one belongs to Uncle Honghong’s Landlord
I sorted out the cards, wow, let’s not even mention it, this hand is really good with two kings and two deuces.
Lu Jin was a little impatient in waiting, and said to Uncle Honghong: "Uncle Hong, hurry up and play your cards!"
Uncle Honghong hummed and played a three.
Seeing that my cards were so good, Sun Nan felt very uncomfortable and thought to herself, "Did I really bring him luck?"
Lu Jin seemed to have a four and was anxious to get out. He couldn't help but asked me: "Can you get out?"
"Why can't I get out!" As soon as I took over, I threw the Double Kings out and shouted, "Double Kings!"
It is estimated that there is no one who has ever used two kings to suppress a mistress in Landlord.
Sun Nan's bad mood immediately brightened when he saw how I played this game. Many people who don't usually play Doudizhu at first glance must make you look good today.
Lu Jin glanced at me and said, "Play your cards now!"
I played a four, Lu Jin then played a card, and Uncle Honghong played a two!
There is no more double king, the second is the real king
"pass!"
"It's over!" Lu Jin said, without forgetting to glare at me. Next, the pig's feet on the stage were replaced by Uncle Honghong.
At the end, Lu Jin looked at my cards and asked angrily: "You have two, why don't you play?"
I embarrassedly took out the second one and said, "Oh, I didn't see it, I'm so sorry!"
Thank you all for your support. The author promises that when 200 flowers bloom, the flowers will bloom. Ahem, there will be an update at around one o'clock at noon, which means the fourth update today! Thank you everyone!