"Life is like poop. No matter how you poop, it always looks the same, but it's different every time! Life is like poop. Sometimes it feels good, but sometimes it makes your facial features tangled! Life is like poop. You never know what will come out.
What the hell! Life is like shit, you have to cut it first if you want the result to come out!
Life is like poop. You may suddenly think about it anytime, anywhere. Life is like poop. You often work hard for a long time, but only a few farts come out! Life is like poop. No matter how beautifully decorated it is, the ability is still the same! Life is like poop.
, only you can face it silently and bravely! So people often say, you are going to eat shit! In fact, his original intention is that you should seriously integrate into your own life!" Yan Feng kept humming in his mouth.
Ever since he went online, Yan Feng has been muttering that he has not played. It seems that without the company of Forget-Worry Grass, Zixuan, and Make a Wish, his life will become very complicated.
The Lost Plains during the day is much quieter than at night. There are no grunts of ghouls devouring corpses, only the chirping of insects and birds in the forest.
We were spread out in three directions. My eyes scanned everything around me, not even a single gap was missed.
Time passed by in a hurry, and in the blink of an eye, more than forty minutes had passed.
My gaze was stuck in the pile of stones next to me. Through the small gaps in the pile of stones, my keen eyes looked directly into it.
My eyes stayed for a few seconds, and I inserted the Zhushuang sword in my hand back into the scabbard on my back. I crawled these stones away with both hands. If I guessed correctly, the entrance to the elemental realm (nine) was covered with these stones.
under a pile of stones
"Pah! Pah!"
I patted the dust on my hands and stared at the dark cave in front of me. The corners of my mouth were inadvertently curled up.
Hum hum, at least we have found one of the nine elemental realm entrances. It seems that the previous eight elemental realm entrances were found by Hu, Wangyoucao and Zixuan.
I quickly changed the current chat mode to the team's remote voice mode, and then shouted in the team: "Come here, I found it."
On my Lost Plains area map, two blue figures representing teammates in the team quickly approached me. When I turned off the area map, Yan Feng and the eldest young master of the He family were already in my field of vision. They started from two places respectively.
Coming to me in different directions
Yan Feng looked listless and said: "I finally found it, Wu Qing, can we go back to the city to sleep? In the days without beautiful women, I am really lonely, and all the pain is with me."
Yan Feng lamented in a low voice and continued to complain: "Life is like rape. If you can't resist, just enjoy it slowly!"
I resisted the urge to kick Yan Feng away, and yelled depressedly: "Yan Feng, are you crazy!"
The eldest young master of the He family secretly smiled and said: "Haha, what a madman said is a classic."
Yan Feng ignored my anger. He hugged the eldest young master of the He family and said with an affectionate expression, "The one who knows me is Xiao He!"
Forget it, a fool, a madman, too lazy to pay attention to them
I piled the stones that I had just removed on top of the cave to cover them, trying to keep them as they were. This is already the last elemental realm. If I don’t make good use of the magic to upgrade, I will wait for the magic here to be upgraded.
If the crack is sealed, I'm afraid there won't be that chance.
"Let's go back to the city and go offline to sleep." I said lightly to the idiot and the madman, and then crushed the scroll of returning to the city of Fuluowangcheng.
When I reach level 60, I will come back and seal this crack. I am also looking forward to the release of the next expansion pack.
Back in the Unfallen King's City, I don't know if Forget-Worry Grass has completed the third mission, so I unexpectedly opened the friends bar.
Uh, offline?
The image of the Forgettable Grass in my friend list is actually in black and white. This little girl was offline without saying a word from the dungeon. No, I must have a good time tomorrow.
There were two white lights in the cave next to me. The idiot and the madman returned to the city. I ignored them and decisively logged off.
I took off my gaming helmet, stretched my limbs out of habit, sat up, and shook my neck vigorously. I couldn't help but feel the sound of crackling bones and friction, and I couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief!
I picked up the phone next to the bed and looked at it. Well, it was almost eleven o'clock.
"Dong Dong!" "Dong Dong!" "Dong Dong!"
Before I put down my phone, there was an extremely loud banging on the door. Just then, Yan Feng came out of the game.
Yan Feng looked at me warily and asked, "What do you think of Wuqing?"
I jumped up quickly from the bed, put on my clothes and shoes, and rushed out of the room. When I left the room, I said lightly to Yan Feng: "How do I know? I just learned from the game."
come out"
When I saw that the door next to mine was intact, my tense heart finally relaxed. Fortunately, Zixuan was fine.
"Dong Dong!" "Dong Dong!" "Dong Dong!"
Violent banging on the door, lingering unconsciously
"Crack!"
The door to Zixuan's room was pushed open through a small gap. After she saw me in the gap, she asked with the same confusion: "Qingwu, what's wrong?"
I quickly said to Zixuan: "Close the door, lock it, and don't say anything if anything happens later! Yan Feng and I will lead the outsiders away, and you can find an opportunity to call Rongrong and ask her
Ask for help"
After saying that, I hurriedly pushed Zixuan back. I was greatly surprised. Could it be that Zixuan betrayed us? Was it someone from the police or the military who broke down the door outside?
In doubt, Yan Feng jumped out of the room quickly. He handed over my old friend and I took it.
Yan Fengzang was hiding on the sofa in the living room. In one hand, he was holding tightly the sniper shotgun he used when performing the mission in Eagle King, and in the other hand, he was holding up an AK47.
I did not turn on the switch of the laser sword in my hand. To ordinary people, the laser sword at this time was like a flashlight without batteries. I hid it behind my back.
Yan Feng shook his head at me and gave me a knowing look.
"Dong Dong!" "Dong Dong!" "Dong Dong!"
I carefully moved towards the blue security door, and the sound of hammering the door hard made the ground under my feet tremble.
I slowly stretched out my left hand and quickly opened the lock of the security door. I quickly slid my feet back and pushed back five meters. I glanced at Yan Feng on the sofa and saw that he was leaning against the wall.
Face, staring intently at the security door slowly opening
"Haha!" An arrogant laughter came into our ears
Wearing black Korean style leather shoes and black casual trousers, I first entered the house. The forced feeling of depression made my breathing quicken.
With a sound of "Bang!", the blue security door was pushed open with a strong force and hit the white wall next to the door hard. Countless white dust suddenly fell down.
"Pop!" "Pap!"
The sound of hurried footsteps passed by in a flash, and five middle-aged men in their thirties wearing black suits, trousers and white shirts appeared in my sight. Each of these five people held a handful of 74 in their hands.
Pistol, staring at me with a ferocious expression
I sneered and looked at these five people.
Immediately afterwards, there was a slight sound of footsteps. A young man wearing designer casual clothes walked along the aisle that the five people had moved out of the way.
This man's face is a bit immature, he is only in his twenties, so I naturally recognize him. Isn't he Zhao Wei whom I met at the gate of Ezhou University some time ago?
It turned out to be this little shrimp. I thought Yan Feng and I were exposed, and that the police and the military were coming. Since it was this kid, things would be much easier to handle, and I was given a false alarm.
Zhao Wei looked at me maliciously, with an evil smile on his lips, and he said: "Qing Wu, my life is quite stable."
I sarcastically said: "Thanks to you, at least I have three meals of food and clothing and a leisurely life."
Zhao Wei had a ferocious look on his face. When he saw my contemptuous expression, he immediately said angrily: "I am thinking about you all the time? If it weren't for the fact that I couldn't use up Su Rong's mouth, how could I stand now?"
The person in front of me is already a vegetative state."
Huh? My eyebrows wrinkled slightly. Did he do something to Rongrong? But hasn’t Rongrong been online these days? If something happened to her, how could she still be able to play the game? It must be like this
Zhao Wei didn't dare to touch her yet. Thinking of this, I breathed a sigh of relief.
"People stink, and so do their farts." The thumb of my right hand behind my back involuntarily moved on the button of the laser sword. I was ready for a fight.
My words obviously shocked the five men. They all looked at Zhao Wei for advice, ready to take action at any time.
Zhao Wei looked ferocious. After he spat, he said in a vicious tone: "Destroy him for me. As long as he doesn't die, you can do whatever you want."
I took a preemptive strike, kicked hard with my foot, and pressed the switch on the laser sword at the same time. A dark white lightsaber shot out from the flashlight-like hilt. The laser sword in my hand slid lightly and cut off a man's trousers.
He opened the belt and buttons and then reversed it 180 degrees, came behind Zhao Wei, and placed the long laser blade on his neck.
The sudden change left everyone around with no time to react. When they waited for them to react, the laser sword in my hand was already on Zhao Wei's neck.
The man whose trousers belt was broken by me had his trousers "crash!" and fell back to his knees. His legs were shaking uncontrollably and his forehead was covered with cold sweat.
I tilted my head and shook my head to Yan Feng. He quickly hid the AK47 and sniper shotgun under the sofa, and then jumped out.
