He was wandering around the streets of the Tribe King City, thinking crazily in his heart: "Maltas, the bird shit, hurry up and show up with me!"
I seemed to have an illusion, and there was such a vague image in my mind: Maltas imitated Cao Cao from the popular cartoon "Three Kingdoms" more than ten years ago. He was hiding in a certain point in Buluo King City and laughed.
: "You can't see me, you can't see me!"
Fuck you, Cao Cao. I shook my head and continued wandering around the streets of Buluo Wangcheng for more than 20 minutes. Finally, I found him next to the teleportation point. I entered the topic very smoothly and accepted the idea of "hidden dangers in the forest."
'Copy
System prompt: You have accepted the dungeon mission ‘Forest Hidden Danger’. Mission phase: Phase 1 - Find out the truth behind the disappearance of the residents of Buluo King City.
I received the copy, but some doubts arose in my mind. I wanted to receive the demon-level copy of 'Forest Danger', but the system didn't give me a choice. Could it be that the mission I just received was still an ordinary-level one?
?How can I accept a demon-level dungeon mission?
I opened the famous site and was about to choose to call the little detective. After thinking about it, I decided not to save my face! After all, I just walked away by myself, so I applied for a call with Wangyoucao.
After a few simple conversations, I realized that for triggering dungeon tasks like Forest Hazards, you can only choose the level of the dungeon when you enter the dungeon map!
After turning off the call of Forget-Worrow Grass, activate the Moon-Watching Footwork and head straight to Laya Forest!
More than ten minutes later, I stood on the PC that triggered the second stage of the dungeon mission to end the conversation. After triggering the second stage of the dungeon, I was completely stunned!
There was a voice that I hated very much from the tree behind this NPC. The owner of this voice was none other than the little detective. He said sarcastically: "It's so slow. I've been waiting for you for fifteen minutes."
I clearly remember that when I left the oo box of xx restaurant, the little detective was lying leisurely on the sandalwood chair and tasting whiskey! Why did he come here before me? Listening to his tone, he seemed to be really here
Arrived fifteen minutes ago
I couldn't help but ask: "Why are you so fast!"
The little detective jumped down from the tree, and he still had the same expression that he wanted to be beaten and said: "Do you think everyone is as stupid as you? Let me tell you that Maltas' patrol routes in the King's City are all regular.
Even with my eyes closed, I know at which time and in which position he is asking you to play a dungeon with me. If you are still not happy, this is another fifteen minutes of precious time wasted."
"He is definitely an encyclopedia in the game!" "It can only be said that he is very persistent in everything in the game." Only now did I understand the meaning of what Wangyoucao said. The little detective really has two things.
Get the brush!
I was in my thoughts when the little detective stood beside me and said: "Why are you so dazed! I just forgot to tell you something in the box."
I came to my senses and asked, "What?"
The little detective asked me: "Don't you want to eat? It's almost half past seven!"
I looked at him quite pleasantly just now, but now he's acting mean again. I can't figure out what he meant by saying this, so I fired back: "Don't you need to eat?"
"I asked you, why are you so stupid? Didn't you say that your friend wants to do a mission with us? Contact him now." The little detective's tone was very excited, and he sprayed saliva all over my face.
"What does it have to do with whether my friend comes or not and whether I eat or not?" I looked at him angrily. If he couldn't give me a good explanation, I would definitely spit in his face.
"You bitch, you are so stupid that I can't save you. You asked him to take over the mission and come here. We can use this time to go offline and have a meal. When we come up after dinner, won't your friend come over?
In this way, not only can we open the hell-level dungeon together, but we can also get familiar with the cooperation. Isn’t this a killing two birds with one stone?”
The little detective sighed and continued: "You and I can't communicate at all. Your IQ is so low. I even wonder if your IQ is still at the stage of 1+1 equals 2." The little detective continued again.
Starting to get arrogant
Listening to what the little detective said, I was still in the same situation. Looking at the narcissistic look on his woman's face, it did have a slight impact on my IQ. I was a little doubtful about the time I spent with him.
Will my IQ decline over time?
I contacted Yan Feng according to the little detective's instructions. After explaining the cause and effect to him, he said very readily: "Okay! I will log off now, have a few bites, and take over the task immediately!"
After finishing everything, I talked to the little detective and made an appointment to go online in half an hour, so I quit the game.
Walking into the room, in the living room, Yan Feng was devouring his food without saying a word. Sister Fang had already served me the rice, and the chopsticks were ready. I started eating my rice bowl.
Sister Fang is very light-hearted. She uses the time she has to go out to eat to help me clean my room! This is almost what Sister Fang must do every day. Every day when eating dinner, Sister Fang will take the trouble to clean me and Yan Feng.
room
After dinner, Sister Fang happened to have finished her hygiene, so I said hello to her. She put away the dishes and chopsticks very consciously and took them to the kitchen to wash them. I said to her: "Sister Fang, you don't have to."
So diligent, this hygiene can be done once a week, there is no need to clean it every day."
Sister Fang answered me very sincerely: "It's okay, I have nothing to do anyway. I come here after eating every day. I can't watch you eating!"
Since Sister Fang said this, I was too embarrassed to say anything else, so I walked into the room and entered the game.
After entering the room, Detective Xiaoxiao and Yan Feng were chatting enthusiastically, and the atmosphere was quite harmonious! While eating just now, I was thinking about whether these two narcissists would spit on each other when they met.
Or grab the other person's neck and look like he's fighting to the death?
I never imagined that this would be the result. They have the same emotional odor. It seems that my worries are unnecessary.
The little detective looked like he was being lectured by a big leader. He said to me: "Qingru, don't you have any sense of time? You are five minutes late. If you had gone online on time, maybe we would have cleared the entire wave in these five minutes."
There’s an evil crypt spider!”
I’ll bear with you! You’re from Male Gobi, I’ll let you be proud first, and don’t let me catch your pigtails in the future!
It was the first time that Yan Feng saw me so deflated, and he laughed heartily! I couldn't help but retaliate at the little detective: "Have you finished grinding? Maybe during the time you were grinding, we have all been killed."
A group of crypt spiders died.”
The little detective retorted: "Don't you understand this? I am using my time rationally and using metaphor appropriately. I am really correcting your bad habits!"
I really couldn't stand the little detective's expression anymore, and my right hand was already pinching without realizing it and it made a "clucking" sound. When the little detective saw this, he immediately pretended to be nonchalant and said: "Let's go, don't waste time, finish typing the copy as soon as possible."
, go to bed early”
I snorted and ignored him, started a team, added Yan Feng and Little Detective to the team, and then took the lead into the demon spider's lair!
Because I am the captain, when I entered the Demon Spider's Lair, an option box popped up on the system interface: "Please select the difficulty of the copy: 1: Normal level, 2: Demon level."
"Devil level!" Only by clearing the demon level difficulty can you open the hell level difficulty.
As soon as he entered the dungeon, the little detective spoke: "You should try your best to play the dungeon according to my requirements. Don't think that you can just play it casually today just to get familiar with it and cooperate with it. Maybe it is because you have become numb to today's habits, which will lead to us tomorrow.
Progress in clearing the hell level dungeon”
I got angry when I heard him speak, but what he said was reasonable and there was no room for refutation from above, so I chose to remain silent.
The little detective continued: "Okay, let's start the dungeon now! Maple Leaf will be responsible for responding to the monsters later. Remember that the hatred distance of the monsters here is twenty yards, which is exactly our visual range. We must close this distance, one by one.
To attract monsters! I will remind you when you encounter monsters later!"
In my heart, I really admire the little detective's observation ability. He can even clearly calculate every distribution point of all the monsters here and the hatred range of the monsters. However, I just can't understand his virtue, so I keep talking to him.
He plays devil's advocate
Yan Feng also looked arrogant and said without blushing: "Detective boss, don't worry about this. There is no need to doubt my strength."
The little detective nodded and said: "I have no doubts about your strength. You have to be careful." He continued: "Qingqing, you are the main DPS and you must pay attention to your health. Don't hesitate to take medicine."
!Although my skills have reached an impeccable level, there is nothing I can do during the cooling time of the healing spell."
The little detective's long story is finally over. I can't imagine how thick-skinned he is. Two of the three sentences he said were really bragging about himself.
We all followed the little detective's instructions and walked into the spider's lair. What people have to admire is that when we encounter a monster, the little detective accurately tells the coordinates of the monster and the distance between the monster and Yan Feng.
Be clear as day
He could even tell very accurately how many centimeters more in which direction Yanfeng would attract monsters, and how many more monsters he would attract.
The little detective simply made Yan Feng and I fall in love with him. Yan Feng and I almost worshiped him as a god.
