In the classroom, there were dozens of new students who had just entered a new environment. They had never seen such a scene before. They were all stunned for a while.
Tianqi, however, was sitting very calmly. When the chair that Ning Chen threw at him flew towards his face, he suddenly caught it with a "snap" and pulled the chair suddenly, only to see Ning Chen grab it.
The chair was torn away along with the person, and a dog ate shit and fell to the ground.
When Xiaojiu and the young masters saw this, they hurriedly picked up the broom of the stool and rushed over. Tianqi looked at them and chuckled contemptuously, picked up the stool that Ning Chen had smashed against him, and suddenly threw it towards Ning Chen. Gu Yueyue
But he suddenly appeared and shouted in surprise: "Tianqi, what are you going to do?"
For a moment, just when the stool was about to touch Ning Chen's body, Tianqi suddenly stopped, looked at Ning Chen with an evil smile and said: "You are lucky, I will take care of you when I have time."
When Xiao Jiu and the other young men saw that Tian Qi did not hit him, they all stopped and looked back at Gu Yueyue who was already standing on the podium. Gu Yueyue pointed at Xiao Jiu and Zi Meigui and said: "
You are in that grade, why are you beating the students in our class?"
"Oh, she's a beauty. I don't know if you are a teacher or a student!" Xiao Jiu was also attracted by Gu Yueyue's beauty and asked provocatively.
"I am the head teacher of this class. You are of that age. I will tell the principal about this." Gu Yueyue said with a few hateful glances at Xiaojiu and others.
"Tch...go and tell! We are waiting for you to come to our bed at any time, haha," Xiaojiu said manically, came to Ning Chen's side and pulled him up, and then said to Tianqi in a warning voice,
"We'll see"
While talking, Xiaojiu and many young masters walked out of Class 1 of the Chinese Department, while Zi Meigui, who was still staying not far from Tianqi, pouted and said to Tianqi: "Yes, sister thinks highly of you, you have a magic horse."
Please go to the Butterfly Club to find your sister! I will definitely help you find a girlfriend." Zi Meigui said, and walked out with those fat pigs with a wicked smile on her face.
"Looking for your sister! You brainless woman" Tianqi cursed inwardly and sat down.
At this time, Gu Yueyue stood on the podium and looked at Tianqi breathlessly, and then said to everyone: "Students, it's okay. If something like this happens in the future, just tell the teacher, and I will be your class teacher from now on."
"
Gu Yueyue said, turned around, picked up the chalk, wrote her name Gu Yueyue in three big characters on the blackboard, turned around and said with a smile to her classmates: "My surname is Gu, my name is Yueyue, from now on
You can call me Teacher Gu or Sister Yueyue. Of course, I’m not a few years older than you! So you can also call me sister.”
"Oh my god...Beautiful teacher, since you are so cheerful and generous! Then we will call you Sister Yueyue from now on! Students, you are right." A very outgoing boy booed, and many students also yelled for a while. Of course, there were also
Are you whistling and playing with the baby?
At this moment, Tianqi's suffocated face also showed a smile, because he once again felt the joy of going to school.
"Okay! Classmates, please stop making trouble. From now on, everyone will introduce themselves from the left side of me." Gu Yueyue said with a smile. Suddenly, a fat man with slender hair reaching his shoulders shouted angrily: "Report
………”
However, just after the fat man finished his report, Tianqi immediately felt a pain in his balls. How could he be so unlucky? If he met this damn fat man here, you wouldn't let him live!
Tianqi lay depressed on the table, covering his face with his hands, for fear that the fat man would recognize him again and talk to him about life again.
"I'm sorry, teacher, I'm late!" As the fat man spoke, he walked into the classroom with a simple smile.
Gu Yueyue, who was standing on the podium, smiled and nodded, and then said, "Then let's introduce ourselves!"
After Gu Yueyue finished speaking, the first fat girl on the left began to introduce herself, but the fat man walked to sit next to Tian Qi and spoke to Tian Qi very politely, but Tian Qi
The guy just pretended to be dead and ignored him, for fear that the fat guy would suddenly have a violent attack and tell him what happened at the night market that day, and he would not be able to clean himself up even if he jumped into the Yellow River.
"Hello everyone, my name is Yang Weige. I am 22 years old this year. The reason why I went to college is to pick up girls. I don't have any special skills. I just like to use my brain. When I want to go to war with the island country that day, I will sign up immediately.
"Go to the military division." As he spoke, the students waited in silence for him to finish, then burst into laughter.
People who hold Tianqi’s face and pretend to be asleep are all mentally affected by this name. Damn this guy’s impotent brother, this name is so domineering!
"Haha...Yang...Classmate Yang, you'd better come up and write your name!" As a teacher, Gu Yueyue couldn't help but laugh when she suddenly heard such an awesome name.
At this time, Yang Wei Ge seemed to be used to it. He walked up to the blackboard and wrote the three characters "Yang Wei Ge" directly. He also wrote "Brother Impotence" below. Then, he turned around proudly and said with a smile: "Brother.
His name is awesome! If you graduate in the future, you will definitely think of me as a classmate when you watch TV and take a strong man's medicine."
While talking, Yang Wei Ge walked to his seat with a smile on his face, and then listened to the classmates behind him start to introduce. After a while, he saw a tall boy standing up. His skin was dark, and he looked like a black man.
Face looks like Mr. Bao
"My name is Guan Yundong. I am 20 years old this year. I come to Jiashan Village. Hehe, I don't understand anything. Please take care of me. I don't have any special skills. I only know how to catch chickens and fish." Guan Yundong said sincerely, with an honest look on his face.
Always smiling in front of everyone
Tianqi, however, looked up at this time and continued to pretend to sleep without saying anything, because the fat man was about to come.
After Guan Yundong finished speaking, after five or six people's turns, it was finally the turn of the late fat man. The fat man stood up confidently and said: "I am your legend. My name is Zhu Aoduo. He is awesome!"
"I guess... they are all awesome people, even pigs are proud of them. I really admire them." When Tianqi heard the name of this damn fat man, he couldn't hold back his laughter. The joy in his heart was called Le!
"Oh my god... you are all great people! Weird things happen every day, and there are so many in our class!" For a moment, all the students laughed happily, while Zhu proudly shook his long flowing hair, looking obscenely
Yinxiao said: "My specialty is flying a gray plane to bomb the island country one day, and the other day it is called gray, gray, gray, you know..."
In a few minutes, Zhu Aoao and Yang Weige had become the two most outstanding students in Tianqi's class. At this time, it was Tianqi's turn and he was covering his face and pretending to be asleep.
Zhu Guozhou hurriedly pulled him and called out: "Brother, it's your turn. Did you turn on the computer too much last night and go to bed so early?"
"Ah... am I here?" Tianqi covered his side with his hands, and then stood up and said: "My name is Tianqi, I am 19 years old, and I am still single. I want support, passion, and everything. My hobbies are,
One day, the computer is turned off until late, the catchphrase, jj can fly all over the world."
While he was talking, the classmates looked at him in surprise, what a weirdo! But Gu Yueyue on the podium smiled sinisterly at Tian Qi and said: "Classmate Tianqi, you are talking about your age.
If you are serious, don’t try to lie to these girls in our class.”
"Teacher Gu, this is...good! My brother is 23 years old this year." After finishing speaking, Tianqi sat down directly, but he didn't sit down for a few seconds, but Zhu Aoao on the side pointed at Tianqi excitedly and shouted
: "Oh no, awesome brother, since it's you, no wonder you're covering your face."
"Embarrassed! How could this damn fat man recognize him...
Tianqi looked at him depressedly, smiled, and asked, "Do we know each other?"
"No! Do you still remember that night, I persuaded you not to change..." Zhu proudly said, halfway through, Tianqi suddenly covered his mouth, and then he also smiled bitterly and said: "It turns out
It’s you, you beast! That day I did a magic trick and he insisted on teaching me to teach him. What else could he say, if I didn’t teach him, he would pop my anus.”
Tianqi laughed and explained to all the classmates, but those classmates looked at Monk Zhang Er and scratched their heads. People who didn't know thought they were good friends for many years!