The freshmen of Tianle College quickly finished their breakfast in the school. Under the leadership of the instructor, they each received their swimsuits and changed into them. Then they walked neatly to the beach outside the school.
Along the way, Class 1 of the Chinese Department led by Instructor Li, Tianqi and Zhu Aoao were very happy, because they were surrounded by beauties in bikinis, which made many boys look at it, which is called starving to death with their eyes full.
, but there are also some so-called beauties who directly kill the desires in men’s hearts.
For example, in the class next to the Chinese Department and the Foreign Language Department, although there are all girls and only seven or eight boys, there are more than ten in Sister Feng’s version, and all of them are winking at Tianqi.
Although Tianqi doesn't look good, he defeated several instructors on the first day of military training. So for these girls who have just entered college, if a man is so awesome at the beginning of school and has not been expelled from school, if he can win over
If they have a relationship, it will be helpful to them in school in the future.
But at this time, Tianqi looked at the young dinosaurs in the Foreign Languages Department, winking at him, and making all kinds of tricks, which made him sweat profusely, and his sexual thoughts about beautiful women in his mind were reduced by 50%.
Guan Yundong and the others next to him greeted the beautiful beauties with smiles. However, when they saw Tianqi was silent and not watching the beauties, they asked strangely in a low voice: "Why is Tianqi so honest now?"
I will be embarrassed by others!"
"Hey..." Tian Qi sighed and shook his head and said: "Since I just saw those Sister Feng version of beauties, I have been interested but unable to look at them, because they look too f*cking post-modern, and that
With such small movements like convulsions, I believe that the people on earth can no longer stop these cute 2bs."
"Oh my god, how come you are so classy when you speak now?" Zhu Guoao gave Tianqi a thumbs up and said with great admiration.
"Tch...you don't know about this!" Kasan said disdainfully, with his hands behind his back. His originally wretched look suddenly became like a beast who came back from being trained as a sea turtle in an island country, with a look that I only understand.
He looked like he was talking and said: "Tianqi is called speaking from a feeling, do you know?"
"I don't know..." After hearing what Ga San said, the four of them shook their heads at the same time.
And Ga San looked at them as if they didn't understand, and said even more proudly: "Human brain cells are! Generally, when they are stimulated, they will stimulate their dormant other half, undeveloped cells, and Tianqi
Just now I was stimulated by those Jurassic beauties, which stimulated the dormant IQ cells. I understand."
"Um...why are you looking at me? Am I wrong?" Gasan looked at Tianqi and the other four looking at him with contempt, scratched his head in confusion and asked
At this time, all they heard was Zhu Aoao and the other two said, "Oh..." and said, "We think you are probably reading supernatural novels. You are crazy!"
"You guys, please keep your voice down, don't embarrass me." Instructor Li walked on the upper right side of them, turned around and glanced at them to warn them, because the three of them were chirping,
It made the classmates in the class want to laugh but dare not laugh...
After a long time, their respective classes, led by their instructors, came to the beach and stood up. They saw groups of people all around, taking their families or a few friends to swim together. But when they saw so many students, they were
The soldiers brought games, and everyone stood on the beach and looked dumbfounded.
At this moment, facing so many teachers in front of the square team, one of the bald grade directors named Zhang picked up the speaker on the table and said to many students: "The swimming competition is the new event of our Tianle Academy in the past two years.
Joining the military training program, haha, is of course because there is such an excellent condition next to our school, so it also promotes a deep friendship among the students. The most important thing is to let the students know how to save themselves from drowning."
While they were talking, many classmates stood under the scorching sun and complained, giving Director Zhang the nickname Zhang Tuzi because he was sitting under a big umbrella and talking a lot of useless nonsense before announcing Tianle.
In the first year of college, the swimming competition of each class begins
"Students, do you remember our slogan?" Instructor Li stood in front of Class 1 of the Chinese Department, raised his head and chest, and said loudly to the students in a dignified manner.
"Remember..."
"Hmm..." Instructor Li looked at everyone with satisfaction and nodded.
More than ten minutes later, when it was the turn of Class 1 of the Chinese Department to shout slogans, Instructor Li shouted loudly: "Walk in place... Teeth 21, Teeth 21, goose-step..." The students of Class 1 of the Chinese Department were judged by their teachers.
in front of
Instructor Li stood nearby and shouted loudly: "Our slogan is..."
I only heard the loud voices of the whole class saying: "Friendship comes first in the swimming competition, and competition comes second." But at this time, Class 1 of the Chinese Department felt a bit tragic, because as I said just now, they passed in front of the judge teacher, and it happened that
That bald man Zhang didn't turn off the speaker, so just like a loudspeaker, Tianqi still shouted loudly: "Handjob, handjob, world, masturbation, masturbation... cum all over the place."
After Tianqi shouted to masturbate, he saw all the classmates staring at him, but still whispered in his mouth, "Cum all over", and the loudspeaker also repeated Tianqi's voice twice
At this time, the swimming crowds around the beach, as well as students from other classes, were stunned when they heard his awesome slogan. However, they only lasted for a few seconds. It was like a volcano erupting. They all laughed and laughed.
Laughing, some classmates in the class shouted out loudly: "Brother, we admire you so much..."
"Our idol..."
"Oh my god... Brother Handicap is so awesome. He's such a classic."
For a moment, everyone on the beach said that there were all kinds of magic horses. Instructor Li's face darkened and he was speechless about Tianqi. The teachers at the judges' table also laughed when they heard this. They felt that today's young people have poor brains.
So rich and creative
"That's great, that's great." Yang Weige laughed and said, "Brother Huji, you are famous again..."
At this time, Tianqi's face was red, and he looked at Zhu Aoao and the others with bared teeth. He felt such an innocent tragedy in his heart! Because he had just entered the school and became famous twice. Do you dare not to play like this? Gray
Brother Ji, I can’t hold on to such an awesome nickname!
"Brother Handiji, don't look at me with that hateful look. I'm innocent." Zhu Guoyao said and hurriedly dodged to the front of the team, for fear that Tianqi would teach him a lesson.
"Well...Tianqi, even though you have taken such an awesome name like Brother Handiji, I think it's still very popular, so you just have to give in!" Gasan said, and hurriedly hid aside.
Only Guan Yundong and Yang Weige were left, looking at Tianqi seriously and said: "Tianqi is fine, don't you think such an awesome slogan is very popular? Maybe it will help our class get extra points!"
"Yes, that's right." Tianqi looked at Guan Yundong, and Yang Weige comforting him in such a serious manner, feeling in his heart that these are good brothers.
It's a pity that these two guys are also cheating. They were talking seriously just now. Within a minute, they started laughing again and hid away. Tianqi was so angry that the one named Kubi pointed at them and said:
"You masturbators, wait for me, I will take care of you slowly."
"Haha, yes, yes, this classmate from Class 1 of the Chinese Department is very innovative. Today's era is a very painful era, so the young people of your generation have rich brains!" As he spoke, Zhang Tuzi took a look.
He praised and said with a loudspeaker: "You must be like this classmate, dare to fight, dare to speak, and dare to make pranks. Only then can you show that you have not wasted these few years in college, so I decided to join their Chinese department in advance."
Five points per class”
Hearing what Zhang Baldzi said, Tianqi was dumbfounded, and the students in each class were also dumbfounded, because they felt that they could get extra points for this, so the slogans they started to come up with as a prank were worth shouting out for extra points...
The next time is when swimming begins. Each class selects the better swimmers to come out to the water with the instructor and sit on the rented boat as a lifeguard. After that, each class is divided into groups of ten.
, five men and five women
If there are few boys and many girls in the class, they will be divided into all-male groups and all-female groups. In this case, it will be considered fair. There are several rules of the competition: first, who can swim the farthest; second, look at the person rescued by that class.
Come on, three, let’s have a water fight. Of course, some girls who can’t swim have life jackets, so they have to go and learn too.
But if the competition ends like this, Tianqi thinks that their class has a higher chance of winning, because there are not many boys in their class, and before they even get into the water, they all show off to the girls how good they are at swimming.
The one that blows is called the heart is in full bloom and the sky is falling.