The cafeteria lady turned around and walked in, took a knife, cut vegetables, stir-fried vegetables...
A few minutes later, the cafeteria lady brought two stir-fry dishes and a large bowl of rice to Haolong.
Haolong looked at his phone and said, "Well, today is good. Six Angers and Thirty-Seven Seconds is fast again."
"You kid, let me ask you a question. If you answer it correctly, today's gift will be given to me," said the cafeteria aunt.
When Haolong heard that there was free food, he immediately nodded, "Okay, tell me, I really hope you ask me this every day."
The cafeteria lady glared at Haolong, "Don't interrupt me, kid. I didn't know someone like you could be a teacher."
"Yes, I know you are dissatisfied with me. Ask quickly." Haolong picked up a chopstick before eating.
The cafeteria lady sat down gently, holding her chin with her hands, her eyes like two pools of spring water, staring ahead, "I...I seem to be in love."
"Pfft -" After hearing this, Haolong spit out the food he had just eaten, and there was still rice before he could eat it.
The cafeteria aunt glared at Hao Long, "You didn't see that I'm right opposite you!" The cafeteria aunt's face was covered with vegetables and rice grains spit out by Hao Long.
When Haolong saw it, he covered his mouth and laughed, "Hey, you, are you in love?"
The cafeteria lady looked like a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl at this time. She twisted her body and said softly, "Yeah."
Haolong's stomach felt very uncomfortable, and he already regretted coming to eat, "Then, who are you in love with?"
"Oh, he, I don't know who he is, but he is handsome and has a graceful manner in his movements. He is very mature and very attractive to me..." The cafeteria lady began to become dementia.
"Well, you don't know who he is yet, so what kind of love do you have? Do you know him?" Haolong asked
The cafeteria lady nodded, "That day, I went shopping, but I didn't know that that bastard threw a banana peel on the ground, but it was a destined banana peel, just like the red thread of Yue Lao. I accidentally stepped on the banana peel, and the center of gravity
I lost my balance, and when I fell down, a pair of strong hands grabbed my waist, looked at me with a pair of bright eyes, and asked me, Miss, are you okay..."
What Haolong heard was full of black threads and a rather bloody plot. A picture emerged in his mind. A middle-aged man in his early forties, with a decent demeanor, mature and steady, holding a man in his fifties and sixties with both hands.
An unmarried aunt with braided braids, and the two of them looked at each other, "vomit——" Haolong really wanted to vomit this time
"Hey, what do you think I should do? You are a man too. Tell me... tell me, will he miss me?" asked the cafeteria aunt.
"Ah! Sister, just spare me, why don't I pay for this meal?" Haolong said with a sad face.
"You brat! You're so unloyal! I won't cook for you anymore!" The cafeteria lady was unhappy.
"Hehe, I'm kidding you, he must be thinking about you. You said you... uh... are as beautiful as a flower, as protective as a jade, and in good condition in all aspects. Why wouldn't he not think about you if you are so good?" Haolong started his flattery strategy.
The cafeteria lady smiled and said, "I think so."
Haolong wanted to die, "I can't help you with this. If you don't know his name and don't know where he lives, three... uh, there is no more three."
"It was fate that she and I met, fate, you know? Then we will definitely meet again next time," the cafeteria lady began her reverie.
The cafeteria aunt is wearing Snow White's clothes, and she is waiting for the prince who comes to save her. The cafeteria aunt transforms into Cinderella because she accidentally met the prince who loves her... The scenes are quite bloody.
"Uh, eldest sister, I still have something to do, I'm leaving first," Haolong said
The cafeteria lady was immersed in her reverie and didn't hear Haolong's words at all. Seeing that she didn't respond, Haolong secretly went downstairs.
"Hey, I really carried it today." Haolong went outside and lit a cigarette. Unfortunately, Director Yan saw him
"Hmph, smoking is not allowed in school!" Director Yan looked at Hao Long and said
Haolong put out the cigarette and held it between his fingers, "It's not illegal for me to hold a cigarette."
Recently, Director Yan and Wei Suonan have been enjoying the joy of fish and water, and the joy of dry wood and fire. Their faces are rosy, and their breasts... are a little saggy...
All of this was seen by Hao Long, "Hey, Teacher Wei is really amazing!" Hao Long praised, it seems that the medicine he gave Wei Suonan is quite effective.
How did Haolong know Wei Suonan's suffering? The medicine Haolong gave him was too powerful. Usually, it is for strong bodies, but how could Wei Suonan's dry body bear it if it was taken by a man who was so strong?
Once he was hard, it was a dark night, and he directly said that the next morning, Director Yan said that he was strong, and he was holding back his laughter.
"You...what did you say!" Director Yan heard Haolong's words
"Oh, it's nothing, I won't tell anything about you and Teacher Wei," Haolong said
Director Yan panicked. Although both of them are single now, they are not together openly. Director Yan is the director of the school after all. "You...you...don't say that."
Haolong lit the cigarette again, "Well, is smoking allowed in school?"
"Well...you...I...forgot" Director Yan chose to compromise
Haolong chuckled, "Be more careful in the future, I see you have become a saggy milk bag."
A question mark appeared on Director Yan's head, "Sagging milk bag? Who? Japanese?"
"Hahaha..." Haolong laughed and walked out of the campus with a cigarette in his mouth. There was no class for him in the afternoon, and the principal was not here this week. It was almost a weekend.
Director Yan is left on campus, still thinking hard about who the "sagging milk bag" is.
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Surprisingly, a week later, Director Yan had a new nickname, "Sagging Milk Bag", coined by Hao Long
The reason is that Director Yan met a teacher in the corridor when the students were leaving get out of class and asked her, "Do you know who the saggy breast bag is? A teacher said that I look very similar to her. Am I a Japanese star?"
The teacher was puzzled by Director Yan's question. Then he laughed loudly and said a few words in Director Yan's ear. Director Yan threw away the pointer stick in anger.
But her words were also heard by a student in the corridor. Then, they spread the word to ten, and Director Yan suddenly transformed into a Japanese star, "Saggy Breast Bag"
From then on, Director Yan and Haolong were incompatible with each other. With you and without me, with me and without you, Director Yan always obeyed Wei Suonan. When Wei Suonan mentioned Haolong's
Sometimes, Director Yan would go crazy and beat Wei Suonan down, which became what Wei Suonan called the "Haolong Effect" in the future.