When Haolong walked into the dormitory, the seven little bastards who had been eavesdropping immediately became enthusiastic, completely forgetting who had just beaten them.
"Teacher Hao, are you hot? I'll fan you." Shi Qiang used a vulgar novel called "Becoming a Teacher in a Girls' School" as a fan to fan Hao Long.
"Brother Long, are you thirsty?" He Zhansen immediately poured a glass of water for Haolong.
Haolong took it and took a look. The inside of the cup was dark and had a strange smell. He gave it back to Ah Sen and said, "Drink it."
"Brother Long, do you seem to be the kind of person who likes boiled water?" After saying this, Song Min leaned down and took out a shoe that hadn't been washed for who knows how many years from under the bed, and took out a delicate small bottle from it.
"Brother Long, this is a personal collection, dedicated to you."
Haolong took it and said, "Oh, it's a good thing, but the taste is too strong."
"Brother Long, let me give you a massage." After Zhang Qing said that, he started to squeeze Haolong's shoulders.
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"Okay, okay, the so-called showing courtesy for nothing is either cheating or stealing. What do you want?" Haolong pointed out the point.
"Teacher, you hurt our hearts so much. We see you worrying and busy every day for us unworthy students, and we feel sorry for you from the bottom of our hearts. You are such a good teacher, you are such a good teacher, you
He is just a very good teacher.” Asen couldn’t think of words to describe you.
"Stop being so glib with me, tell me quickly, don't tell me I'm asleep." Haolong pretended to sleep.
"No, no," the seven people pulled Haolong up again, and one of them muttered, "We know you are a teacher at a girls' school."
"It's not what I said," Hao Long said
"Girls' schools generally don't let boys in."
"I know, what's wrong?" Haolong said
"So, we would like to ask you to be our love contact"
Haolong was surprised, "What love contact?" After thinking about it, he realized that these gangsters have too much hormone secretion.
"Tell me, who are your sweethearts? Which class are they from? How long have you been dating?" Haolong asked
"Well, we haven't been together for a long time. We just met once during the holiday." Several other people also nodded.
"Ah, what? Never dated before? How can I help you?" Hao Long was a little funny.
"If we know their names, we can write letters in blood to them."
"Blood letters! Today's children," Haolong shook his head, "Aren't you afraid of scaring them? A bunch of idiots, wouldn't you write a normal and disgusting love letter first?"
"Well, we will definitely write it."
"There's no rush now, I can help you, but it's up to you whether you can catch me or not." Haolong yawned and said, "I'm sleepy now, so I'll go to bed first. You should also go to bed early. After all, you are
After saying that, "student" he lay down on the lower bunk and fell asleep.
The seven people wanted to say something, but when they saw Haolong already lying on the bed, they swallowed their words.
At around six o'clock in the morning, the dormitory corridor was already buzzing with excitement. Many students had already woken up. Those who were still sleeping in were mostly poor students who didn't study hard. Hao Long was also woken up. He reluctantly opened his glasses.
"Ah——! You want to scare me to death. My heart is not good. I can't compensate for being scared!" As soon as Haolong opened his eyes, he saw a dozen glasses, staring at him blankly. Everyone had one.
Two dark circles worthy of national treasures, holding a letter folded into a heart shape in his hand
"Teacher, this is for you!" One by one, they handed the letters in their hands to Haolong. Everyone's movements were very stiff. Haolong's spine felt a little chilly when he heard that.
The seven people are like seven zombies
"Okay, okay, I'll accept it. You guys go to class quickly," Hao Long said, "I have to leave too."
All seven people had their eyes closed and did not react.
Haolong leaned over and took a closer look, "Damn, it seems that he stayed up late last night writing love letters and could fall asleep standing up!" Haolong shook his head and walked out with seven pieces of heart-shaped letter paper.
The air in the morning was very fresh, but not in this big city. Suddenly, Haolong missed the air in his hometown. The air there was indescribably fresh, with a faint earthy smell mixed with the smell of cow dung.
, very intoxicating
A few minutes' walk away, Haolong arrived at the girls' school. Now he is the head teacher. He doesn't need to think too much. He knows that when he is the head teacher, he has to check his self-study. In fact, he does self-study sooner or later.
Haolong walked into the teacher, "Ah, I read that right? Are you so disrespectful?" There was no one in the teacher. Haolong simply sat on a chair in the front row, took out a book and read it.
"What?" Haolong couldn't believe his eyes. The name of the book he pulled out was actually "Learning How to Make a Man Happy". The big color dragon felt his blood boiling, "Girls nowadays are so shameless!" Then
Can’t wait to start reading
"Damn, that's a lie!" Hao Long was a little disappointed. It turned out that all of them were emotional articles. Hao Long dug out several books, almost all of which were youth novels. Among them, Han Xiaohan and Guo Mingjing had the most "What are they all about?"
Ah, today’s children’s appreciation level is getting worse and worse.”
Morning self-study is at eight o'clock. It's almost seven-fifty now, and there's still no one in the classroom.
At this time, the first student finally came. She was very big. She was Feng Shuping, who was called a meatball by Haolong.
"Finally someone is here," Hao Long sighed, "I really know that your parents work hard and it is not easy for you to study."
Rouwanzi didn't see Haolong, so he threw his bag on the desk, sat on the stool, leaned on the desk and fell asleep.
"Ah! Today's children really don't understand why their parents work so hard for you to come to school." Haolong was shocked when he saw this scene and continued to sit there and wait.
At eight o'clock, the bell rang for the morning self-study. At this time, several students walked in one after another. The school originally required students to wear school uniforms, but not all students in this class wore school uniforms. Because of this, Haolong
Wouldn’t it be too boring if they were all dressed in school uniforms? The cute female students are all dressed in pure clothes, and the fashion expresses their vitality. The more I look at Haolong, the more I like it.
"Teacher, you have taken my seat." This is a girl walking over.
Haolong stood up and got out of the way, and saw that this girl was Liu Zhenzhen, whom he called four-eyed and buck-toothed. She had a pair of glasses with at least 500 degrees, and a row of big buck teeth that could not be covered by her upper lip. When exposed to the air, she actually looked...
Not bad, just, this tooth... Haolong commented
Haolong simply sat on the podium and began to observe the female students coming in. Haolong's fiery eyes began to look at the female students below who had already started talking.
"Being a Teacher at a Girls' School" will be on the urban entertainment recommendation list tomorrow. I hope everyone will collect it and send more flowers. Muji would like to thank you here.