Wu sat on the car seat and sighed, "What a fierce donkey! What a fucking fierce donkey!"
However, a donkey is a donkey after all! I arrived after the taxi arrived at the train station because I was not in a hurry. I had to go back early. When I got to the train station, I bought two tickets and took the birdman with me to take the bus.
"Sir, is this donkey yours?" A man in uniform asked, pointing to the little donkey.
"Oh, mine, it's mine!" Birdman said
"You can't take a donkey on a train"
"Why?" Birdman said
Wu really had a headache. If he had known it, he would have hired the first killer. Why bother to find this birdman? He was really unlucky for eight lifetimes! "Can I buy a ticket for this donkey?" Wu said loudly
Buying a train ticket for a donkey? A strange story throughout the ages! People who were getting on the train were all watching the donkey to see what kind of precious breed it was. Most people in the city have gradually forgotten what a donkey looks like. Today's train station
The donkey suddenly appeared, and people came to watch. Many people even asked to take a photo with the donkey. The birdman stood next to the donkey. Standing next to the donkey and taking a photo is 10 yuan! Riding on the donkey and taking a photo is 20 yuan! Let's take a photo.
Taking pictures while riding a donkey on a person... Well, it's a bit difficult, fifty bucks!
Birdman made a lot of money at this train station, and then stuffed a lot of money into one of the bags.
Under Wu's insistence and coercion, Wu finally bought a ticket for the donkey. Considering that the donkey couldn't sit on it, he bought a standing ticket.
In the carriage, Birdman and Wu were sitting together. The little donkey was standing in the aisle, leaning against Birdman sitting next to him. Wuze closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, pretending that he didn't recognize Birdman next to him. How embarrassing!
After more than four hours, the train finally arrived at Yunzhong City! Wu really fell asleep on the train. He had been doing errands for so long and had not had a good rest. In the end, the birdman woke Wu up.
It's already night now. Birdman and the little donkey are walking on the street. The train station is not very far from Nancheng Hospital. It's only a short walk away.
At the entrance of the hospital, Wu Xian asked Birdman to wait outside and went to see the boss himself. "Brother, we've invited someone here."
The boss of Nancheng was lying on the bed and resting. Hearing Wu's words, he became energetic and said, "Where is it? Let me see you."
The birdman ordered the little donkey to be carried carefully down below, and then followed Wu to the ward where he met the Nancheng boss with his hands in plaster.
"Yaiju Yaoyang!" Birdman blurted out
The Nancheng boss looked at the man in front of him who was dressed in tatters and looked like a beggar. It was difficult to associate him with the identity of the second killer. It was like in the movie "Kung Fu", when the boss of the Ax Gang saw Huo Huo for the first time.
Yun Xieshen was like that, but when he called out his name, he believed it in his heart.
"I didn't expect that the dignified Yao Yaoyang would be tricked by others," the birdman said, licking his nostrils.
The Nancheng boss smiled and said, "How can a person wander around the world without getting stabbed! The price is five million! Do it or not!"
Birdman stretched out five fingers and said, "Five million? Well, it's cheaper for the sake of the savior. Who is the person who made the deal? Do you have any photos?"
Wu Wu took out a photo from the black bag Qin Xiong brought and handed it to Birdman. Birdman took the photo, "Well? This person is a bit familiar. Okay, deal. Prepare the money first. I want cash. I like cash.
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"He is a teacher at Dove Girls' School. You can go, but I don't want him to die! Just break his hands and feet," said the Nancheng boss.
Birdman didn't speak, and walked outside the hospital with the photo. The little donkey was still waiting for Birdman. Birdman jumped on the back of the little donkey and started walking quietly on the night road, still singing.
, "Who married you who is sentimental, who married you who loves to cry..."
On Haolong's side, after finishing the day's classes, Haolong went back to the boys' dormitory and didn't see Haolong's Asen for several days. When Haolong came back, he hugged Haolong's legs and said, "Teacher, I've been waiting for you.
You are so miserable!"
"What's wrong? I don't want to backtrack, you go find Tian Tian!" Haolong kicked Asen away.
Why does Ah Sen miss Hao Long so much? Because Ah Sen knows Hao Long’s identity and is eager to join the Tai Sui Party! After washing Hao Long’s black Spider-Man tights clean, he wears them to show off all day long. He really thinks he is
Spider-Man! I want to practice Hao Long, but I regret why I don’t have Hao Long’s phone number. Today Hao Long is here, and I can’t let him go no matter what!
Asen hugged Haolong's legs and began to cry, "Teacher, I don't know how much I miss you. You are the only one who appears in my mind! The clouds in the sky are also your shadow! I can't sleep or eat every day.
!Can’t poop!”
"Oh, I'll give you a chance to let go of my leg! One! Two!" Before Haolong could count to three, Asen let go of Haolong's leg, and then followed behind Haolong, shouting.
looking at teacher,teacher
Haolong was really annoyed, "Okay, you go to the city hospital tomorrow morning!"
"City hospital?" Asen didn't understand. Why do you need to go to the hospital to join a gangster group? Do you need a physical examination to enter the underworld now? Is it so strict?
"Tomorrow are you going to see what my brothers are like now?" Haolong said while lying on the bed.
Asen had an ominous premonition, "What's wrong?"
"One's arm was violently twisted, one's leg was broken, and half of his body was bruised and bloody. They are all my brothers, and they are all lying half-dead in the hospital now. After seeing them, if you still think
It's up to you to join the Tai Sui Party." After Hao Long finished speaking, he covered his head with a quilt. He was very tired today, but he was also very happy. He gave Qin Yuzhe a good beating, hahahaha!
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It was late at night, and Birdman was still riding his donkey, preparing to find a hotel. "Hey! I'm lonely! I'm lonely!" Birdman looked up and shouted.
With a "pop" sound, a wet thing fell on Birdman's face. Birdman gently took it off. Looking at the thing in front of him, Birdman immediately became furious! What fell on his face turned out to be
This is a used condom! The white liquid is still inside! It’s so fucking disgusting!
Birdman looked up at an open window, got off the donkey's back and rushed in with the used condom.
This is a hotel. No one can stop the angry Birdman from kicking the door open. Inside, a man and a woman are continuing to have sex, with several used condoms thrown on the ground! This man is really strong.
I used so much at once
The man who was having sex looked at the birdman who broke in and couldn't help but yelled, "I'm going to fuck your mother! What are you looking at! You've never done this before, get out of here! Close the door!"
The bird talent didn't pay attention to him, but looked at the woman under the man, damn! What a big pair of waves! The waves were turbulent, one lang was higher than the other!
As soon as the man was covered with quilt, he said, "Still not leaving yet! Stinky beggar!" After putting on a pair of shorts, he stretched out his hand to push the birdman away.
Birdman reached out and grabbed the man's hand, and then he clasped the man's hand and half-knelt on the ground with a scream, "Ah, ah, my hero, have mercy! My hero, have mercy!"
"Spare your life? Did I say I was going to kill you?" Birdman asked, "Do you know what's wrong with you?"
"I know, I know there is something wrong with my style. As a leader, I shouldn't come to this kind of place, let alone find a young lady. The last thing I should not do is do this kind of thing." The man listed his crimes one by one.
Birdman's hand increased his strength again, "No, what else is there?"
"No, please spare me," the man said with a sad face.
"No more?" Birdman's voice had a hint of chill.
"Yes, yes! I shouldn't embezzle public funds, shouldn't have sex behind my wife's back! I shouldn't have an illegitimate child! I shouldn't accept bribes... It's really gone, please spare me." The man really cried
Birdman really didn't know that he had caught a corrupt official as soon as he took action! "Oh, I didn't force you, it was all your own words." Then he held the used condom in the other hand and put it on the man's head.
It was dangling in front of his face, "Look, what is in here?"
"Semen..." the man said sheepishly
Birdman slapped him, "Shit! They are obviously your children! You shouldn't abandon your children casually! And you shouldn't throw them in my face! Now, I want you to take them back!"
Birdman kicked the man in the crotch, and the man immediately covered his crotch and screamed. The moment he opened his mouth, Birdman threw the thing in his hand into his mouth and covered it.
Hold his mouth until he swallows
The sexy lady on the bed saw how brave the birdman was and said, "Brother, are you interested in coming?"
After the troubled man took back his child, he grabbed his throat and started retching. Faced with the temptation of the naughty lady, the birdman yelled: "You are not a good person either! Not only is his child there! There is also you.
Where’s my daughter! You should eat half of it too!”
The young lady was frightened by the tone of the birdman. She immediately shrank into bed and stopped talking.
The owner of the hotel was watching all this quietly outside the door. I didn't expect this man to be such a beast! Let people eat that kind of food! It's better not to offend him.
"Boss!" Birdman shouted, "Is there any room available? I'm tired! I want to sleep!"
The hotel owner immediately led the birdman to a better room with a TV and air conditioner. "This is the best room, you can rest here."
Birdman nodded, went down and took his little donkey up to the room. Sweat broke out from behind the owner of the hotel, "Damn, what a beast! He actually likes to fuck with donkeys..."
The young lady who was attacked by the birdman also put on her clothes and walked out. She happened to see the birdman leading the donkey into the room. She was so surprised that she said, "No wonder he has to ask for me. It seems that his thing is very big and only the donkey can bear it."
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Poor birdman, his sexual orientation has been distorted like this. It's really sad.