After the beauty named Xiaoyu left, Haolong asked people to throw the two poor men in black on the street. Before doing so, he did not forget to search their bodies, especially the two unscrupulous gangsters.
They looked handsome in black clothes, and after they took off their clothes, some people saw that their shirts were good, and then took them off again. Poor people, when they woke up the next day, they only had a newspaper covering their important parts.
"Damn, you're so poor, you even need people's underwear," Haolong cursed
"Brother Long, this is a famous brand! It costs several hundred yuan," a younger brother replied, "Why don't I give it to you, Brother Long?"
"No" Hao Long shook his head, "I'm afraid he has AIDS"
After cleaning up, the Tai Sui party members drank another round of wine, and they were all drunk. Hao Long also slept in the wine all night.
Thinking of the sounds of "tick-tick" and "tick-tock", Haolong took out the black-and-white screen phone in his pocket and pressed the stop button. This was the alarm set by Haolong.
"Ah——!" Haolong exclaimed and took out his cell phone to check again, "I was scared to death. It's seven o'clock and it's time to go to school." Haolong got up and went to the wine bathroom to wash up and woke up.
Golden monkey sleeping on the floor
The golden monkey must have become aroused in his dream, so he hugged Haolong's legs and started kissing him wildly.
"That's disgusting!" Haolong swung the golden monkey over, and the golden monkey slowly opened his eyes.
"Ah, Brother Long, what did I bite just now? Why does it smell so bad?" the golden monkey asked confusedly.
"Uh, it's nothing." Haolong took out a pen and paper from the stage, wrote down his mobile phone number and put it in front of Jinhou, "This is my mobile phone number. If you need anything, call me. I'll go to school first."
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"I know" the golden monkey agreed and continued to have his erotic dream.
"Ah, this beautiful campus, a paradise for girls!" Haolong, who had just arrived at the school, opened his arms, as if he wanted to hold all the beautiful students in the girls' school in his arms.
After fantasizing about it, Haolong walked towards his class
"Well, it's better, finally a few people are here," Hao Long said, looking at the few people in the classroom.
Liu Yingying, Chen Fang, Rouwanzi Feng Shuping, and Chen Xiao were sitting in their seats reading books.
"Here, Chen Yuanyuan, come here." Haolong pointed at Chen Fang and said, calling her Chen Yuanyuan just because of her cute round face.
Chen Fang walked over slowly. Haolong couldn't help but look at Chen Fang who was walking towards him. She was about 1.65 meters tall and had a thin figure. The most beautiful thing about her was her round face.
Like cute baby fat, people can’t help but want to pinch it and kiss it
Haolong took Chen Fang to the corridor. At this time, there was almost no one in the corridor. Haolong took out something from his pocket and handed it to Chen Fang. It was the cute Mickey Mouse.
Chen Fang's face turned red instantly, "This is not mine."
"Hey, don't deny it, I know it's yours," Hao Long said
"How do you know?" Chen Fang asked
"I've seen it. I'll give it back to you. Remember to listen carefully to the lecture, otherwise..." Haolong laughed sinisterly.
"I'll just listen." After saying that, he grabbed Mickey Mouse and ran into the classroom with his head lowered and his face red.
Haolong followed him to the classroom, and happened to meet Liu Yingying's eyes. The somewhat complicated eyes made Haolong feel strange, why are you looking at me like this? Am I handsome today? Humph, what day will I not be handsome?
Today is a small success. From the early morning self-study, no one took the class to four people today. This development trend is very good. Even if four people are added every day, it will only last ten days. Haolong is celebrating his success and walks into
Set up a company
Except for the teacher who studied early, the other teachers didn't go to work until eight o'clock. Haolong regretted that he had slept less. There was no one in the office, so he simply fell asleep on his desk.
I don’t know how long he slept, but he was woken up by the extreme laughter. Haolong got up and rubbed his sleepy eyes, and said in a daze, "What's wrong?"
But his words were covered up by laughter. Haolong saw the teachers gathered in front of the computer and pointed, and from time to time they made a few sharp laughs that did not sound like a woman. Haolong stood up and walked over. He also wanted to see what happened today.
what's news
"Beauties, make way, the invincible handsome dragon is here," Hao Long said, and the female teachers also made room for him.
"Teacher Hao, you are famous again"
"Hahaha... Teacher Hao, the class you taught is really good!"
Hao Long remembered it. It was the Mickey Mouse story he was teased by his classmates and forced to tell yesterday. Posts about Hao Long were already overwhelming. Hao Long’s voice came from the video above, and the comments below were full of surprises.
"Have those underwear been washed?"
"The most awesome teacher in the world"
"Why doesn't he smell it first to see what it smells like?"
"He really is a pervert who works as a teacher in a girls' school!"
“The most perverted teacher!!!!!”
"I want to go to a girls' school!!! Be a teacher!!!"
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Haolong was completely stunned. He didn't expect that his reputation would be ruined like this. However, many people said that Haolong was quick to react, witty, calm, calm on the spot, etc.
"Hey, I didn't expect that within two days of becoming a teacher, I would have become a famous figure. This is all the handsome guy's fate!" Hao Long sighed shamelessly, and suddenly Hao Long seemed to think of something again,
He walked up to Weng Xiaoling and asked, "Teacher Weng, who is Teacher Yan?"
When Weng Xiaoling saw Haolong coming to her side, she thought he was going to say something to her. When she heard that, the joy on Teacher Yan's face faded a little, "Teacher Yan, there is no Teacher Yan in our school."
"No? Impossible? She should be a tall, long-haired, charming and mature woman," Hao Long said.
"Haha, no, the only person named Yan in our school is Yan Jing, Director Yan," Weng Xiaoling said
"Director Yan!" Director Yan's appearance appeared in Haolong Neng, a face that was obviously in menopause, a bloated figure, and a pair of exposed short winter melon-like calves, "Did Wei Suonan say that?
is her?"
"I heard that Director Yan was a teacher before he became the director. If the person you are looking for is Teacher Yan, she is the only one," Weng Xiaoling said
"Well, I understand, this matter is too difficult to handle!" Haolong already had some trouble with Yan Jing when he first came to the girls' school. Now it is really difficult to help Wei Suonan accomplish the task of accompanying him.
"Can you tell me about Teacher Yan?" Haolong asked
"Uh, but I'm not very clear either?" Weng Xiaoling said
"What are you talking about? Director Yan?" Liang Xin, who Haolong hated, interrupted.
"Yeah" Haolong was a little disgusted
"Hahaha, Director Yan's story is very interesting. Do you want me to tell it to you?" Liang Xin laughed when she mentioned that Director Yan had no ladylike image at all.
"Come on, Bagua Liang!" Weng Xiaoling said with a smile. Bagua Liang is the nickname given to Liang Xin by the female teachers because she knows the most gossip and likes to inquire about it the most.
There was a power outage yesterday, please forgive me, don't be stingy with the flowers in your hands, haha, there is another chapter at nine o'clock!!! Today is the last day on the list, everyone, come on!!!