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Chapter 26 Domineering bull head

"Tick tick tick" "Tick tick tick" Haolong's cell phone rang.

"Hello, who is it?" Haolong asked

"Teacher Hao, is get out of class over yet?"

"Golden Monkey? What's wrong? Is there something wrong?"

"You'll know when you get out of class and you'll fail."

"Hello? Hello!" But there was only a beeping voice over there, "Humph, I will definitely blow your monkey brains out next time!"

There is no class for Hao Long today, so Hao Long is sitting on a stone chair on campus, smoking his newly bought Mediterranean Laohan cigarettes and looking at the female students wearing school skirts, "The greatest happiness in life is nothing more than this!" Hao Long

Long sighed

"It's a pity that happy time is short-lived" was what Haolong said after the bell rang.

Haolong endured and endured until he finally heard the voice he liked very much when he was a student, "Haha, I liked the bell when I was in school. I didn't expect that I still like the bell now that I am a teacher, hahaha."

Outside the school gate, many girls were pointing at a person. Haolong also approached him and saw that he was a tall man of 1.85 meters. "Wow, he is really different."

The big man was really muscular, and the muscles on his body could be seen through his clothes. The big man had a crew cut, and his short hair looked khaki. He probably hadn’t washed his upper body in a few months. He was wearing an khaki autumn coat.

The pattern on the clothes is actually a vague Shuke Beita. The lower body is a pair of light gray trousers with a few patches on the knees. Under the feet is a pair of cloth shoes. The thumb of the left foot has been exposed to the air.

There is also a bag slung across the shoulder. It is military green and has some damage. There is a picture of Chairman Mao painted on the bag. Above the picture are the five characters "Serve the People" and there is a row of red five-pointed stars below the picture.

The big man was still chewing on the steamed buns that he probably brought from his hometown. When he saw Haolong, he opened his cow's throat and shouted: "Brother Long!!!"

Haolong shuddered at this shock, but the more he looked at it, the more familiar he felt.

"I've finally waited for you, Brother Long." After saying this, the big man threw away his bag, put down the steamed buns, took off his shirt, lay on the ground and quickly did dozens of push-ups. After his body had stopped sweating, he got up and exercised.

With a huge chest, eight obvious abdominal muscles, and protruding veins, this figure and these muscles can be described as spectacular.

In just a moment, a pattern appeared on his strong chest, and a domineering bull head appeared.

"Scalper!" Haolong said in shock, "Why are you here too?"

"Cuihua asked me to make a fortune," the man replied naively.

"Haha, you are still so stupid," Hao Long laughed.

"My mother said, this is not called stupidity, this is called kindness." The scalper still replied in a naive manner.

Huang Niu, whose name is Wu Tiansheng, his parents are really old, so they named him Tiansheng. Together with Haolong and Jinhou, they are brothers who grew up playing together. They have been stupid since they were young, and they are more devoted to Haolong than women. When getting tattoos, the old man

The master asked him what he wanted to get tattooed, and he said he wanted to get a tattoo of a cow head. When the master asked him why, he said, cows are honest and hardworking, so he also got the title scalper.

Haolong picked up the scalper's autumn clothes printed with Shuke Beita and the Chairman Mao brand with "Serve the People" and handed it to the scalper, "Long time no see, let's go to the Golden Monkey to have a good get-together."

"Well, it was Brother Monkey who asked me to come to you first, and even equipped him with a car," Huang Niu said

"Ha, there's still a car? What kind of car?" Haolong asked

"What did Brother Monkey say? It's a BMW," said the scalper as he gnawed the remaining steamed buns.

"BMW!" Haolong was really happy, secretly thinking that Golden Monkey really knows how to do things.

But when the scalper pushed the car over, Haolong was dumbfounded. What kind of BMW was it? It was obviously a Feige brand bicycle from 20 years ago. It was said that BMW just welded a BMW logo on the front wheel of the bicycle.

"Damn it, when I saw him, I ripped off his scalper alive and drove him!" Haolong got into the car and the scalper drove it!

The weight of the scalper was at least 180, and that of the Haolong was 140. The weight of more than 300 kilograms made the BMW "clang, clatter" as it was driving, and it seemed that it might fall apart at any time. I didn't know it along the way.

How many people have watched this scene? A grown man is riding a bicycle that rings except for the bell. He is carrying another grown man.

"Click" "Click" Many people even took out their mobile phones to take pictures. The next day, Dove Girls' School's post included several more photos of Haolong, with the title "Dove Girls' School" that made people vomit blood.

"The Teacher's Love on Brokeback Mountain", "The Male Cycling Lover"...

After a harsh sound of "ji", Haolong had already arrived at the door of Jinlang Wine

"Golden Monkey, come out!" Haolong was furious at this time. He had been criticized by many people along the way, especially the sentence "It turns out that the male teacher of the girls' school came down from Beibei Mountain. No wonder

Can I enter a girls’ school?”

The Golden Monkey seemed to know that he was going to be in disaster, so many people disappeared long ago.

"Brother Long", all the twenty boys in the wine were there, and they all said hello to Haolong.

"Zhang Liao! Where is the golden monkey?" Hao Long asked

"No, I don't know." Zhang Liao felt the coldness on Haolong's body

Haolong aimed at a table, with a sinister smile on his lips, "Come here, this table is too ugly, let me burn it."

"Huh? Why don't you move? Do you want me to come in person?" Hao Long said, "Then I'll come in person."

After a few "pop" and "pop" sounds, Haolong smashed several bottles of spirits directly on the table, and the wine flowed on the table. Haolong took out his lighter and said, "I'm here, it should be fine."

With a "pop" sound, a small flame appeared on the lighter, and it was about to approach the table.

With a "crash", a person rushed out from under the table, hugged Haolong's beaten leg and begged for mercy with snot and tears, "Brother Long, little monkey, I was wrong, I shouldn't have given you that kind of antique."

Yes, I just want to play with scalpers, Brother Long, you got around me."

"Hmph, Haolong put away the lighter. Seeing how sincere you are, we are brothers, well, I'll give you an advantage," Haolong said generously.

"Oh, forget it." The golden monkey changed his face, stood up from the ground and patted the dust on his body, looking like nothing was wrong.

"Bang" Haolong kicked the golden monkey onto the sofa opposite.

"Oh, didn't you just forget it?" Golden Monkey said, covering his kicked belly.

"Forget it" Haolong walked over and sat next to the golden monkey, "I really didn't expect scalpers to come. This also adds a big boost to our Tai Sui Party. I came today because I have something important to discuss with you."

Seeing that Haolong was very serious, the golden monkey sat up straight and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Well, it's very important!"

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