Hei Tanqiang sat there for a while and didn't know what to do. He played with his iron fist and his dark face turned into the color of eggplant, "I...I...let's go eat."
After holding it in for a long time, Haolong actually uttered such a sentence. In his heart, Haolong seriously despised Heitanqiang.
It’s time to invite everyone to eat. Not satisfied with these canned or bagged foods, in the evening the Golden Monkey took the Ox and Xiaobai and jumped into the lake with branches in their hands to insert fish.
So tonight’s food is grilled fish. Ling Miaoke’s grilled barbecue is okay, but it’s not okay if he actually cooks something. It’s the head nurse’s turn to cook. I don’t know if I want to clarify it with Haolong today.
Even though they were related, they were still the same. I was in a good mood. I started stir-frying with the pots and pans in hand. The smell of the fish was really fragrant.
There was another lively bonfire party tonight.
The next day, the sun was shining brightly, and the fresh wind was blowing on everyone's face. The little girls were wearing bikinis and playing beach volleyball, water gun fights, or swimming in the lake on the beach. It was really eye-catching.
Haolong immediately had a plan. He wanted to record all these beautiful scenes, so he secretly ran to the Golden Monkey's tent. After searching for a long time, he finally dug out a dv. I don't know what happened today.
, I saw Tian Tian playing with the sand on the beach, Zhang Liao and Wang Jiao talking about love, and scalper standing alone in front of the oven drooling at the delicious food.
No matter what, Haolong turned on the dv and looked around for the best shooting location. "Well, we should shoot at a high place, so that we can just capture the deep ravine." Haolong thought, and then
So I went to the nearest tree, hung the dv around my neck, and prepared to climb the tree.
Halfway up the climb, Haolong discovered that there was another figure on the tree! "Damn it! There is someone who is one step ahead of me!" Haolong shouted to the person above, "Damn it! Who are you! What are you doing?
Here! Come down here!"
There was a sway in the tree, and then after hearing Haolong's voice clearly, he started to say, "Brother Long, I'm busy, I'm discovering the existence of beauty." That person turned out to be Xiaobai, and he was holding a DV in his hand.
"Beautiful! You are tarnishing the natural beauty!" Haolong climbed up and snatched Xiaobai's DVD, then knocked twice hard on Xiaobai's forehead before going down.
"Hey, what kind of people are there in this world?" Haolong said while looking at the things shot in Xiaobai's dv. Hehe, Xiaobai's shooting skills are not bad. He has recorded some beautiful things.
It's those swaying breasts. Oh, it seems that Chen Fang's pair of things attracted Xiaobai.
Since high places are not good, then go underground. Haolong was thinking, and then accidentally stepped on a place, half of his legs were sunk in, and then he screamed a few times, "Who can walk without eyes?"
ah!"
Haolong had already fallen into a sandpit at this time, and what was in the sandpit turned out to be a golden monkey! Damn! This dead monkey! He was so shameless! He dug a hole and buried himself for filming! Haolong had a pair of
The big foot stepped hard on the golden monkey's face a few times and then took the DVD from his hand.
Or is it the evil thing on the dv that attracts Haolong's eyes? That round thing dangling around is the beauty in Haolong's heart.
"Hey, Brother Long? How about it? My skills are pretty good, and I captured the beauty shown in every moment," said the golden monkey, rubbing his face.
But after a moment, Haolong's expression changed. When the owner of the ass appeared on the DVD, Haolong's expression changed. The person whom Jinhou quietly photographed turned out to be Ling Miaoke! "Damn it! You dare to do it to her too!"
Shoot! You are looking for death!" Haolong threw the dv and beat the golden monkey violently.
In the end, the golden monkey grinned in pain, while Haolong walked away with three DVDs in his hand, "Humph, I'll take the pictures if you want. I should keep this kind of thing private!" The beach is so big that almost no men can be seen.
Then Haolong took out a paper trumpet and stood on the beach facing the beach and started shouting, "Come out everything you have hidden in the sand pit! If you don't come out, you will never come out!"
There was no reaction in the first few minutes, but then everything came out. Wow, that scene, yellow sand was flying! The reason was that Haolong had a bunch of big firecrackers in his hand! He lit them one by one and threw them on the beach.
Haolong still laughed loudly, "I didn't expect that I even bought firecrackers. Damn, I'll blow them up to death for you gangsters!"
The seven or eight people who came out were all disgraced, but there were still a lot less people. Where did they go? Haolong no longer wants to discover beauty, but wants to find out the remaining gangsters.
Haolong was wearing a straw hat and beach shorts, with a Mediterranean stick in his mouth and a large number of firecrackers in his trouser pocket. Haolong gently blew out a smoke ring, "Hey, you guys are nothing more than sea, land and air. Now I will
We want to see who is in the water." Haolong smiled sinisterly, and ordered the beaten golden monkey to take a few unlucky boys to the lake, and one of them gave them a few firecrackers.
"Bang!" "Bang"
A bunch of water splashes exploded on the calm lake, followed by a burst of chirping noises.
"Stop blowing up, I'm coming out!" A Sen came out with a camera in his hand and water plants wrapped around his body, followed by stinky boys.
"Hmph, you guys are hiding pretty well! Take out all the cameras in your hands and confiscate them!" Haolong said
Ah Sen was extremely reluctant. When he was in the water, he took many photos of the beautiful postures of little girls underwater. The beauty of the water was so beautiful. How could Ah Sen be willing to do so?
When Haolong saw that Asen wouldn't give it to him, he forcefully went up and snatched one away, looking at one, looking at one, and beating one!
"Tell me about you! Why are you so obscene! Ah! Don't you know I am a teacher? Ah! As a glorious people's teacher, it is my duty as a human soul engineer to protect my students.
! Your extremely shameless and extremely obscene behavior has aroused my long-lost anger! I feel ashamed for knowing you! I feel ashamed for meeting students like you!" Hao Long's words were filled with righteous indignation.
Ah, the cliche is impassioned, "Don't you make the proper apology for your despicable behavior? Look at what you are photographing? Don't you know that you should work hard to discover the existence of beauty? If you want to take pictures,
Just pat your butt, why should you pat someone’s butt!..."
The sweat in everyone's mind was so nonsensical. Asen was speechless, Golden Monkey was speechless, and Xiaobai was speechless. They quickly fled the scene before they could finish listening to Haolong's diligent teachings.
What Haolong was talking about was Qingjin, and then he saw that he was the only one left on the beach, surrounded by a circle of little girls. What happened? Did he say something wrong?
"Teacher, what private parts are you filming?" Ren Xueqi walked over and picked up a DV and looked at it, then blushed with embarrassment.
"Whose round ass!" Ling Miaoke smiled and went to Haolong's side to pick up a DV. Haolong felt cold in his heart when he looked at Ling Miaoke's smile.
"What is that?" Chen Fang also went over to get a dv.
…
A few minutes later, Haolong looked at the angry eyes of the little girls in front of him. Sweat broke out from his back and his hands hurriedly swung, "It's not me. As a soul engineer, it's not me.
My thoughts have long been raised to a high level. I will never be able to do such a dirty and despicable thing. These are the stolen goods I collected from those gangsters, in order to let you understand their true colors."
But looking at the disbelieving looks of a group of women, Haolong felt a little cold in his heart.
The group of men hiding aside were all worried about Haolong, "Monkey, do we want to help?"
"Ah? What? What did you say? Why can't I hear anything? Oops, the sun is too strong, why can't I see anything?" The golden monkey played a super rogue at this time.
Then there were similar behaviors one after another. It seemed that they couldn't do anything to help them. They could only pray silently in their hearts that Haolong would not come to trouble them later.
Among Haolong's last roar, there was also a "plop" sound of falling into the water. Haolong was actually thrown into the lake by a group of little girls. There is really strength in numbers.
The head nurse stood on the shore with her hands on her hips, like a big sister. She was the only one present at the scene because she was older. She stretched out her hand to hold Haolong, "Huh, you kid, I know it very well. If I find you in the future,
If you have any evil intentions, I will go back to the hospital and get a scalpel to turn you into a eunuch!"
Hao Long was so smart even in the water, he secretly thought that this head nurse is really cruel. After he got rid of this disaster in the water, he roared one after another in the tent of the male group.
"It's not good! Brother Long is taking revenge!" The golden monkey ran out with a strip of cloth all over his body, looking extremely embarrassed.
Then Haolong rushed out of the tent, holding an inflatable mace that little girls use to play with, with a vicious expression on his face, "Damn, you actually abandoned your elder brother at this critical moment, I don't want to
Those who are dead should come out and stand in a row!"
Helpless, where is Haolong's prestige? The most innocent ones are Zhang Liao, Huang Niu and Fang Tai. Haolong thought of a trick and took off all their clothes. Jinhou and the others said
After the love affair, I reluctantly left a pair of underwear on, and some stinky boys were naked.
Then they lined up and performed naked running on the beach.
"Wow! Look!" The little girls looked at the dozen men running naked on the beach in surprise. Many little girls covered their eyes and secretly looked through their fingers.