In the evening, Haolong and the other eight had a good meal together. The younger brother from the Tai Sui Party also brought the train tickets. They were very drunk all night.
At the end, there was a lot of drunken talk, such as Haolong peeked at Widow Zhang from the next village taking a bath when he was a child, the Golden Monkey picked off the pants of a female classmate, and Birdman stepped on dog feces when he went out, all of which were told to the Taisui Party boys standing by.
Everyone couldn't help but laugh when I heard it
The eight people fell asleep while talking drunkenly. When they woke up, it was already past twelve o'clock in the morning. Haolong opened his eyes, looked at the time and screamed! "Damn, you've already known this! Isn't it late?"
!" Then I picked up the train article and saw that it was a train ticket for 1:30 p.m.
It turned out that the boy from the Tai Sui Party who went to buy the tickets knew that the elder brothers were going back, so he guessed that there would be a big drinking party in the evening. Based on his two months of observation in the drinking industry, they would definitely get drunk as soon as they drank, and then
It must have been around 12 noon when I woke up, so I thought twice and bought a 1pm train ticket.
Haolong stood up, put on his clothes, and kicked a few people lying on the ground and on the sofa, "Get up! Come on! Come on! Come on!"
Several people reluctantly opened their eyes, "Brother Long, what time is it?" Golden Monkey asked.
"Twelve thirty! If you don't want to go back, just sleep here!" Hao Long said
"Ah! That's it!" Then the golden monkey jumped up from the ground as if it had been shot in the butt, "Get up quickly! Let's go wash up together! Then go back!"
Haolong put on the Armani suit and crocodile leather shoes that Liu Yingying once gave him today. After repairing his appearance, he looked really handsome. He was finally going back today!
The Golden Monkey and the others were all dressed up. Who wouldn't choose what they wear best? The Golden Monkey and the Birdman each took a big bag, packed the ground at the door of the wine shop, and drove to the train station.
"It's been a long time since I've been on a train," Haolong said, looking at the train in front of him.
"Hurry up, the time is almost up. This is the train. Come on up." The golden monkey went in carrying the big bag.
Eight people, eight soft sleepers, divided into two private rooms. At least you don’t have to squeeze in with others.
"Attention, all passengers! Attention, all passengers! The train to Shama Town is about to leave. Passengers who have not yet boarded the train, please hurry up and get on the train. Passengers who have not yet boarded the train, please hurry up and get on the train...
"
"Hey, Shama Town! I haven't heard this name for a long time," Birdman said.
"Then the name of our village has never been heard of," Haolong said.
Yes, Haolong's small village seems to be isolated from the world. Most people really don't know that there is such a small village in the world.
In the two private rooms, Haolong, Birdman, Golden Monkey and Xiaobai are in one. The other ones are Fangtai, Zhang Liao, Hei Tanqiang and Huang Niu. Because they drank too much last night, there are more people at this time.
I was still a little awake, so I lay down on the bed and fell asleep again.
It was already night when Haolong woke up. He was woken up by a pee and walked out of the box to go to the bathroom. "Why is it so chaotic? Is there a party in the train?" Haolong thought in his mind.
Thinking like this
"Is there anyone else? Shut up, everyone! Old three and four! Go and find this person in the private room! Get all the valuable things!" said a man wearing a mask on his head, who looked like he was
The boss
Two men also wearing black masks responded and then went to search the private rooms one by one.
It turns out that while Haolong and the others were sleeping, the train had already been robbed! It was really unlucky. Is it true that wherever the protagonist goes, something will happen? Well... it seems to be true.
One of the robbers spotted Haolong going to the toilet out of the corner of his eye, "Brother! There is someone in the toilet! I'll go take a look!"
"Well, Lao Liu! Slow down!" The boss nodded and let Lao Liu go alone.
The old man held a sharp dagger in his hand and followed Haolong to the toilet.
After Haolong entered the toilet, he closed the door with a "bang", then unbuttoned his pants, took out Xiaolong and started to shush. Then there was a knock on the door, which made Haolong very upset, "Wait! No.
Finished urinating!"
With a "bang", Lao Liu kicked the door open and pointed his dagger at Haolong.
Haolong was in a daze. He was startled by the sound of the door being kicked. His body shivered and he peed. There were a lot of urine stains on his pants. He shook the urine drops on his hands and started yelling at the robber.
, "You bitch! What are you kicking in! Do you want to die?" To be honest, Haolong felt sorry for those pants. After all, they were Armani, an international famous brand. What a pity it was to get wet with urine.
The robber Lao Liu was confused by Hao Long's loud curse, then he shook his head and moved the dagger left and right twice before saying to Hao Long: "I want to tell you something serious! We are
Came to rob!"
"Hit...robbery?" Haolong asked again
Robber No. 6 nodded, "Yes, now you better go out with me obediently and hand over all the valuables you have on you. I think you are a young man in expensive clothes."
Today Haolong's clothes are indeed a bit showy, and he has specially arranged his appearance today. He looks very handsome and looks like a well-groomed young man. This is also the reason why the robbers were polite to Haolong.
"Oh," Haolong said, and then started to think. It is estimated that the car has been robbed at this time. No wonder he was so noisy when he came to the toilet just now. "It's been robbed outside. You guys are really great."
, I will definitely try my best to cooperate with you. You know, my dream is to be a robber! Look at you, how handsome you look with a dagger in your hand and a mask on your head! I'm really angry
I'm jealous!"
"Yes...really? You...you also feel the greatness of the robber?" The robber Lao Liu was completely stunned by Haolong's words, which also proved that this Lao Liu was a brain-dead person.
Haolong was sweating in his heart. This person turned out to be so easy to deal with! "How many people do you have in total? You can control the entire train. There are not even one thousand but eight hundred."
When Haolong said this, the robber Lao Liu patted his chest proudly and said, "Humph! What's the price of 1,800? There are only eight of us!"
"What! Eight people!" Haolong pretended to be surprised. This way he at least knew how many robbers there were. Since there were only eight people, they should have only controlled this one carriage.
"Okay, I see you are quite motivated. Go out and meet the boss with me. If the boss is happy, he might even let you join us." The robber Lao Liu already had the idea of taking Haolong as his younger brother.
Haolong made a sound, tied his trousers, put his right hand into his trouser pocket and took it out again. He clenched his right hand into a fist shape, with his left hand still covering his right hand. He nodded to the robber Liu, "Come here, come here, let's go."
Look at my baby, it’s a family heirloom.”
The curiosity of the robber Lao Liu was completely aroused by Haolong's mysterious actions, and he no longer had any wariness in his heart. He walked up to Haolong and looked at the hand that Haolong was covering.
Haolong gently released his left hand, "Did you see it? It's the shining one, the luminous jade!"
"No, it's dark."
A sinister smile appeared on the corner of Haolong's mouth. He clenched his right fist tighter and then exerted his strength.
"Bang!" Haolong's right fist hit Lao Liu's eye socket firmly. The moment he was hit, Haolong quickly covered Lao Liu's mouth with his left hand and then pushed hard with his knees.
The last time he mentioned it, he hit Lao Liu's lower abdomen. The robber Lao Liu's eyes went black and he fainted.
Haolong took off the black mask on Lao Liu's head, and what came into view was a face that was still a little immature. Haolong sighed in his heart, "I came out to learn robbery from others at such a young age! I really should
Let me educate you well!"
Haolong and Lao Liu were about the same size, so he took off Lao Liu's clothes, put them on his own clothes and then put on a mask. Another Lao Liu was born.
Haolong walked out of the toilet so boldly, oh! Damn it! Even the sleeping Golden Monkey and the others were invited to the carriage! It’s really embarrassing, don’t say you are Tai Sui Party members when you go out! Haolong said in his heart
"I said, brother, why don't you keep pointing your gun at me? It's easy to misfire!" said the Golden Monkey with a hint of ridicule in his tone.
"Don't move! My nickname is the nerve gun! I can't guarantee whether my gun will go off while you're talking," said the man wearing a mask.
The golden monkey yawned and then closed his mouth obediently.
"Lao Liu! Where are the people in the toilet?" asked the robber leader
Haolong knew that he was now asking himself, so he imitated the tone of Lao Liu's words and said, "You resisted. I knocked him unconscious in the toilet."
When Hao Long said this, none of the robbers doubted it. Hao Long could not help but score himself in his mind. Image score: 100 points! Imitation score: 100 points! Acting score: 100 points! The total score is: 1,000 points.
point!
"Okay, you and Lao Wu go pack your things and separate the cash and jewelry," the robber boss said.
Another robber wearing a mask, Lao Wu, walked up to Haolong with two bags in his hands and handed him a "I'll take the cash, you take the jewelry, mobile phones, etc."
Haolong nodded and walked over with Lao Wu and one person in charge of two rows.
Hey, people nowadays have no spirit of resistance at all, they just sit there like a piece of wood waiting for Haolong and others to collect money. In Haolong's heart, he feels that they deserve it!
At this moment, Mrs. Fang was thinking, where did Haolong go? Then when she saw the two robbers collecting money, Mrs. Fang laughed because although Haolong was wearing the clothes of a robber, he was wearing a pair of crocodile leather shoes.
betrayed him. Of course, only Fang Tai knows this secret now.