Chapter 31 Climb the Wall and Go Back to the Dormitory
Haolong covered his lips that were blown into two sausages and walked towards the boys' school with his BMW on his shoulder.
"Hey, old man, are you still selling sausages so late?" Haolong met an old man selling sausages.
"Well, the more you sell and the more money you make, the more you can marry a wife," the old man said.
"Wow, old man, are you still single?" Haolong asked in surprise.
"Well, if I buy two more sausages, I will earn enough for 100,000 yuan, and I will be able to fulfill the fragrance I have been dreaming about." The old man said, and there were stars in his eyes.
"Okay, old man, here are two sausages!" Haolong said
"Eh? Aren't you eating?" The old man looked at Haolong's lips and said
"I can't pack it," Hao Long said
"Okay, two sausages." The old man wrapped two sausages for Haolong.
"Bang bang bang bang" Haolong finally arrived at the gate of South School, "Damn, the door is locked! Why don't you wait for me!"
After calling the concierge for most of the day, there was no movement. Haolong could only do something he had not done for n years - climb the wall. Haolong parked the car in a relatively private place and came to the wall of the boys' school. Haolong watched.
There is a three-meter-high wall, which makes me feel a little uncomfortable
"Damn, this is too high!" Haolong cursed, and simply pushed the BMW out again, standing on the car, thus reducing the distance by almost one meter. Haolong used his feet to grab the wall with both hands.
On the other side, relying on his own strength to support his whole body, he jumped onto the campus.
"I finally came in, hahaha. I'm still as flexible as before. I haven't aged, haha." Haolong looked very happy. After all, he hadn't done anything like climbing a wall for several years.
In order not to disturb other people, Haolong sneaked into the dormitory quietly. It was so late and most of the students were asleep. Only some bastard students were still chatting and spanking. Haolong came to dormitory 220. The dream didn't matter. Haolong touched the edge of his bed.
, stepped on the ladder and sat down on it
"Ah——!" Hearing a loud roar from the bed, Haolong's hair stood up in fright.
With a "bang", Haolong directly punched the person below.
Several people who were already asleep were also awakened by the loud shouting, "What's wrong?"
"what happened?"
"Ah, someone had a nocturnal emission?"
"Did you get fucked in your dream?"
…
I don’t know who lit a candle, which made the whole dormitory a lot brighter.
"Ah, Teacher Hao!" When they saw it was Hao Long, they all ran over and hugged Hao Long's thigh and began to cry.
"Teacher, you haven't been here for the past two days. I thought you were going to abandon us. I was really lonely when you were gone. I missed you so much that I couldn't sleep, eat, or poop..."
"Okay, okay" Haolong jumped down from the upper bunk, holding a candle to see who was on his bed.
"Huh? Teacher Wei, why is he in my bed?" Haolong saw that it was Wei Suonan lying on his bed, but now he was trembling all over, foaming at the mouth, twitching, and there was something in his nose.
Bleeding out
Haolong took Wei Suonan out of bed and asked, "Why is he here with me?"
"Well, Teacher Wei said that in order for us to study and grow happily with more peace of mind, we have decided that he will take care of us like a good mother when you are no longer here," Shi Qiang said, "Ah! Teacher Hao!
Why did you put the sausage in your mouth? It scared me to death."
"What? I'm obviously waiting for news from me just like you. Sausage mouths are popular nowadays. I don't know, but you guys are too stupid." Haolong pointed out their intention.
"Yes, can you tell us what's going on?" He Zhansen asked, but what he was thinking in his mind was, "Are we really stupid? Well, I will also go to the whole sausage mouth tomorrow."
“Hey, it’s hard to describe in words.”
"And me!" Wei Suonan, who was twitching, immediately regained consciousness when he heard that Haolong was about to give the news.
"Hey," Hao Long sighed, with a very sad expression on his face, "You, you, have been kicked out."
"Ah——!" The eight people seemed to have been hit by high-voltage electricity, and they instantly became demented.
"Ah, my perfect love was ruined like this!" Shi Qiang sighed.
"Love is beautiful, school is cruel, reality is cruel," He Zhansen said
"What nonsense are you talking about? You little bastards didn't know how to write your own names at the bottom of your love letters. It's strange that they were accepted. Now they think they were all written by me. Hey, I was wronged." Hao Long
road
"Ah, isn't that bad? Where is my Teacher Yan?" Wei Suonan looked nervous, as if he was afraid that someone would take away his Teacher Yan.
"It's okay, he haha, he is probably thinking about you now," Hao Long said
"Hahaha, is it true? Then thank you for my class." Wei Suonan immediately changed his face to a smile.
"But as a teacher who serves the people, it is my duty to protect the life safety of female students and allow them to develop with peace of mind. Therefore, I do not support their early love and they should not come to me openly for such matters. Do you understand?
"Haolong said to the seven boys.
The seven boys understood and nodded, secretly giving a thumbs up, "This teacher is very shameless."
"Everything is fine now. If nothing happens, go to bed as soon as possible. We must pay attention to the students' development tomorrow. It is very important," Hao Long said
"Well, did you hear me? Go to bed!" Wei Suonan said, then leaned into Haolong's ear, "Teacher Hao, can you arrange a meeting between me and Teacher Yan?"
"Hey, this is very difficult. You have to know that Teacher Yan has dedicated everything to the vigorous cause of education. Students have grown up because of her, and education has become brilliant because of her. She must spare such precious money.
The time is really..."
Before Haolong finished speaking, Wei Suonan took out five old people's heads from his pocket. Haolong shook his suit, and Wei Suonan put all five old people's heads into Haolong's pocket.
"It's not impossible for her to spare such precious time. I think with the love in her heart for you, she will break through all obstacles to see you. Love is the greatest thing in the world. Compared with education, education
I can only lean on the side." Haolong patted his chest and said.
The few people who were pretending to be asleep on the bed couldn't help but widen their eyes when they saw Haolong collecting money like this. They said to themselves: "You are really a beast. Even a tough guy like a wretched man can give you money. It's really shameless! We are the best in this generation."
Model, role model in my heart!"
Haolong didn't have any extra time to chat with Wei Suonan. After thinking about it briefly, he slept with poor Wei Suonan and wanted to share a bed with the students. But the students were the ones who were really pitiful. Among the seven,
Tian Tian and Zhang Qing, who had the least status, squeezed into the same bed, and Wei Suonan also had a good sleep.
Collect more, send more flowers, Wuji sincerely asks for collection and flowers again!!!