In the evening, Lin Jiaofeng came to see Haolong again. Haolong wanted to hide, but he just didn't know where to hide. Grandma just wanted Haolong to get rid of the matter as soon as possible. The pain in Haolong's heart
Ah, every time I think about getting married, I think of the cute little nurse Lan Shiyu, the beautiful teacher Ling Miaoke, the petite Weng Xiaoling, and even the big star Ji Yunuo and the breeder Jin Min.
Also passed by in a flash
In the evening, under the old willow tree, a young man and woman sat back to back on the grass below.
"Haolong, don't you think the sunset is beautiful?" Lin Jiaofeng said
Haolong nodded, "Yeah, it's a pity it's short-lived." Sunset! Dusk! These made the figure of Li Mo appear in Haolong's mind. Haolong didn't know that in a convenience store on Dusk Street, a man who looked very lonely
The beautiful woman is also looking at the sunset in a daze
"Look...should we...get it done earlier?" Lin Jiaofeng stuttered.
Haolong was really afraid of this daring eldest sister, and actually proposed it. Haolong's current mood can only be summed up in two words, that is regret, very serious regret when Ling Miaoke asked Haolong if he would marry her.
When the time comes, Haolong really should agree. At least he won’t have to suffer this crime when he comes back.
"Ahem..." Haolong coughed twice, "This, this issue is a very serious issue. We are all adults and should treat it carefully or discuss it with our family."
Lin Jiaofeng had known for a long time that Haolong would play tricks on others, "I knew you would say this. You went to the city. I heard that you are still a teacher. You should have a good life there. Not to mention you are talented, and a woman who likes you should
Not least last night, my parents also told me that I should seize the opportunity and settle things with you. However, I know that you already dislike me. No matter how you say it, I am still a country boy.
Not as good as those in the city." Oops, Lin Jiaofeng became more and more sad as she spoke, and finally there were golden beans in her eyes.
"No way! I'm still single. Men should put their careers first, and talk about marriage should be postponed. As the old saying goes, only when you are thirty, you are eligible to start a family and start a career."
"Don't tell me these things. I don't understand. I'm only thirty. Anyway, I've been waiting for you for so many years. What's the point of waiting for you for a few years! You said so, and I've been waiting for you for five years!
"Lin Jiaofeng's words really left Haolong with no room for refutation.
In rural areas, it is very common to get married at the age of 11 and 14. Those who are not married at the age of 23 or 4 are old girls. Not to mention that Lin Jiaofeng is already twenty-seven. She has been waiting for Haolong for how many years. If she waits for another five years, even if Haolong
Long still doesn't want to marry when the time comes. Just the love alone makes it difficult to make a choice.
Haolong's heart was bleeding, and he was cursing his eldest brother and his father. What a joke, why are you kidding, and they are marrying each other on the fingertips! And that eldest brother, who is originally yours, you insist on giving him
Me! I am miserable...
A flock of birds flew across the sky, but judging from Haolong's current mood, it looked like a flock of crows...
The sun slowly set, and the Golden Monkeys came back happily, holding a big bucket covered with a layer of cloth.
"What...are you doing?" Haolong asked
"Hey, Brother Long, do you want to interrogate the three tigers of the Tu family now?" Jin Hou said, "I am fully prepared."
"Oh, them, you go first, I'll be there soon." In order to express his sincerity, Haolong wanted to send Lin Jiaofeng home.
In that dilapidated thatched house, Huang Niu and Fang Tai worked hard to guard it for a whole day. Now the Golden Monkey and the others are finally back. I really don’t know what they did there.
A few people were very mysterious. They first placed buckets covered with cloth next to the three tigers of the Tu family, and then put the three people in a homemade tent inside.
"What are you going to do? Are you afraid that my brothers will be bitten by mosquitoes, but you still worked so hard to make tents?" Tu Dahu said with a sneer.
"Oh, you guessed it right. You are really awesome. But you won't beg for mercy later," said the Golden Monkey.
"Why are you talking so much! Hurry up!" Xiaobai lifted up the gauze and kicked the bucket over, then quickly covered it and stood back to watch with a wicked smile on his face.
The Three Tigers of the Tu Family were very calm at first, but later they lost their composure. People always have something to be afraid of, and there happens to be something they are afraid of in the bucket.
After Haolong sent Lin Jiaofeng home, he went to the thatched house and saw a few bastards cheering loudly, "Bite! Bite his eyes! Nose!"
"What are you playing?" Haolong asked, and then he saw the three people surrounding the translucent tent.
Wow! It was so tragic. The faces of the three people were swollen like nothing. There seemed to be another cloud of smoke flying around in the tent. Only after getting closer did Haolong see clearly what the smoke was. It was obviously a group of mosquitoes.
!It was so heart-pounding to watch that Haolong even had goosebumps all over his body.
"These are mosquitoes!" Haolong asked
The golden monkey smiled evilly and nodded, "This took us a whole afternoon. It was really tiring, but I am very satisfied with the result now!"
Haolong knew it. No wonder he didn't see any of them all afternoon. It turned out that they were all dragged by the golden monkey to catch mosquitoes. But this trick is good. The three tigers of the Tu family have been bitten by mosquitoes now and can't stand it. Does it hurt if mosquitoes bite you?
, but it was itchy after being bitten. The golden monkeys caught very powerful large grass mosquitoes, and when they were bitten, there was a big lump. Now the three tigers of the Tu family have their hands and feet tied up, and they are rolling back and forth in the tent, several times.
I almost got knocked out of the tent, but I was kicked back by Golden Monkey and the others.
"Ouch! There are spiders too!" Hao Long saw clearly. There were still big black spiders on the ground. Damn! There were also centipedes! But a lot of them were already dead. Even so, Hao Long's goosebumps
Still haven’t fallen behind?
"You guys are really so unscrupulous," Haolong said
"Wipe your uncle! If you can, let us go! What kind of heroes do we think we are if we keep being bitten by mosquitoes! Ouch! It itch me to death! Who has toilet water!"
…
The itch was the most unbearable, "Hey, now we have questions to ask you. If you tell us, we will let you go."
"Bah!" Tu Dahu's temper was quite stubborn.
"If you don't say anything, we will release the snake later. You have to think carefully." Xiaobai didn't know when a small grass snake more than one meter long appeared in Xiaobai's hand. He was playing with it, and Haolong really felt a sense of evil.
It's cold
It seems that the three tigers of the Tu family are a little afraid of making these disgusting things. Their faces... They should be red and swollen. They have been bitten by several mosquitoes and their eyes are narrowed into a line. It is worse than being stung by a bee.
awful
"It doesn't work! It's too laborious to catch mosquitoes. I think it's better to find a wasp nest tomorrow and let the wasps sting them. It would be much easier that way," said Fang Tai.
This is a threat, threatening the three tigers of the Tu family
Zhang Liao's little eyes moved, "Brother, I have another good idea."
"Oh, really, let's hear it. If it's good, we'll put it into practice."
"My idea is to catch a big bucket of loaches and put them in a big pot. Then I will take off their clothes and throw them into the pot. It is best to tie their hands and feet and fix their legs.
Don't let him clamp the buttocks. Then we light a fire under the big pot. The water will be hot as soon as it is heated. As soon as it is hot, the loaches will start to drill. The hotter the water, the more powerful the loaches will be. It is simply pervasive. At that time, you may be
A lot of loaches will turn into a hole." Then Zhang Liao licked his nostrils and said, "When I say this, do I mean that I am being raped?"
A few people nodded, "It does make sense. I still don't know what a loach would look like when it gets into your vagina. We can try it."
The expressions of the three tigers of the Tu family really changed. They actually came up with such an obscene method. It would be better to just find a few strong men from Africa to come over and blast them. Why bother looking for loaches for them to burrow in?
"Okay, stop talking. Can you let us out first and relieve our itching? The itching is so bad now!" Tu Dahu said.
"Then what you mean is that you agree to answer our questions," Haolong said
The three tigers of the Tu family did not answer. In this situation, it is often equivalent to acquiescing. Since everyone has acquiesced, it is hard to say. The Golden Monkey and the others took out the dichlorvos prepared in advance, and sprayed it with a "squeak", and the mosquitoes were covered in a cloud.
Falling down piece by piece
"Oh, mother! It's really itching me to death! Stop itching! It's itching!" There are really a lot of pimples on the bodies of the three tigers of the Tu family. The pimples are all layered on top of them.
Adding a layer of bumps, the eyelids of the three of them are so thick that their eyes only have small slits.
The scalper loosened the rope for the three people, and the three people scratched their bodies with their hands as if they were crazy, and shouted loudly, "It's itchy, it's itchy!"
The clothes of the three people were torn to pieces by themselves, and their own skin was almost torn off. Many places had been scratched and bleeding, which was very cruel.
"Have I mentioned the three of you?" The golden monkey was impatient to wait. It had been more than ten minutes and he was already watching three silly guys scratching his itch.
"Shut up, I'll let hundreds of mosquitoes bite you and try what it feels like!" Tu Dahu said angrily.
The golden monkey said, "You don't have that chance."
Haolong moved two bricks, stacked them up and sat on them. He smoked a Mediterranean stick in his mouth and exhaled a puff of smoke before speaking, "I think you've scratched almost enough. It's time to answer the question."