The next morning, Haolong went to the store and bought his second razor in his life. Although it was a razor, it still cost him 15 yuan.
"Damn, I really shouldn't have given so much yesterday." Haolong now regrets it, because today is already Saturday, and he will be a teacher the day after tomorrow. The overall image has to be sorted out. Since it needs to be sorted out, it costs money.
The problem is that we only have about a hundred yuan now.
"We'll talk about it then." Haolong didn't think much, and returned to his cabin to start repairing his beard. Ten minutes later, there was only the sound of "chachacha" in the quiet cabin.
"Ah, it's finally better, haha, I didn't expect me to be so handsome," Hao Long said narcissistically in front of the half-palm-sized mirror, "My hair has grown too, do you want to fix it?"
Haolong alone came to the door of a hair salon called "Warrior Hair Salon", opened the door and strode in.
"Get a haircut!" Haolong went straight to the point
The beautiful ladies in the hair salon frowned when they saw the sloppily dressed Haolong, especially his hair. It hadn't been washed for several months and it was all stuck together. Oh my god, it was so good.
"Why are you so stunned? No one cares about it, no business?" Haolong asked
One of the ladies reluctantly walked up to wash Haolong's hair. Oh my god, that water cannot be said to be water, it should be mud. The jet-black water is used as ink. The effect must be good. The hair salon lady endured it.
Feeling sick in his stomach, Haolong washed his head and then had his hair cut.
"Sir, what kind of haircut do you want?" the lady asked. I hate it, but I still have to do business.
"What kind of head?" Haolong thought for a while and said, "I'm going to be a teacher the day after tomorrow. What do you think of six heads? Just don't be too short."
Miss "Okay" took the scissors and started her work. At first, she didn't believe Hao Long and looked down on Hao Long. But later on, the more she cut, the more frightened she became. This beggar-like person actually had a handsome face.
, especially when I was halfway through the cut, I was so handsome that the young lady stopped what she was doing and just looked at it blankly.
Haolong felt her movements stop and asked: "What? Is it over?"
The lady didn't answer. Haolong really thought it was over and looked at himself in the mirror. He was still handsome and not too tall. As soon as he reached his ear, he took out five yuan and stuffed it into the lady's hand, and said
He said: "No need to look for it" and walked out without even taking care of the broken hair.
The lady took the money and nodded obediently. She didn't come back to her senses until she saw Haolong walking out of the salon, looked at the five dollars in her hand, and shouted: "Sir, you gave me less!" But there was Haolong there.
Miss Trace smiled bitterly for a while
Soon it was noon. Haolong found a place to deal with him and had nothing to do. He simply went to find Spare Ribs and Zhang Liao.
"Zhang Liao, are you at home?" Haolong called out as soon as he arrived at his residence.
"Here you are, coming soon." Zhang Liao opened the door and came out to greet him, "Brother Long, come in and sit down."
"No need, take me to the person who issued the fake certificate," Haolong said.
"Okay, come with me. It's not far from here. You'll be there in a minute." Zhang Liao locked the door and started to lead the way.
Ten minutes later, Zhang Liao stopped at a place called the Popular Photo Studio, "Brother Long, this is it."
"Oh, Volkswagen Photo Studio, it's so cover-up. Let's go in and take a look." Haolong opened the door and walked in.
"Hey, do you two want to take pictures?" a boss-looking man asked
"Are you a faker?" Haolong asked
"Huh? I don't understand what you are talking about." The boss's face was a little gloomy.
"Hey, stop pretending, we are all old acquaintances, hurry up, I'm in a hurry," Hao Long said
"You're in the wrong place, I won't apply for fake certificates," the boss said
"Hmph, keep pretending, how do you know I'm here to apply for a fake certificate? Stop pretending," Hao Long said
The boss realized his slip of the tongue, looked around and said, "Okay, I admit it, follow me inside." He took the lead and walked into the room.
Haolong and Zhang Liao followed in. Although they were small, they were very complete.
"Say, what kind of certificate do you need? ID card? Passport? Or something else?" Zhang said, lighting a cigarette.
"Teacher Qualification Certificate" Hao Longdao
The counterfeiter Zhang's eyes widened when he heard this, and he asked: "Teacher qualification certificate? That's right. How can I get that thing?"
"Just do it if you are asked to do it. Hurry up. How long will it take?" Hao Long said.
"It's not a big deal, it'll be fine in a minute, come with me and take a bareheaded photo," the fake Zhang said
Haolong took a bare-headed photo with him and sat outside to wait. The faker Zhang was busy inside for less than twenty minutes. The faker Zhang came out with a small notebook and handed it to Haolong.
Haolong took the small notebook and looked at the teacher qualification certificate written on it. He was filled with emotions. He was getting closer to his dream.
"How much?" Haolong asked
"Here, I'll charge you three hundred, if you don't want to do this," the fake Zhang said
"What? Three hundred? You are robbing, don't think I don't know how much this is" Hao Long said loudly
"What, how much do you want to give?" said the faker
"One hundred, one hundred at most" Haolong waved his hands and said
"What? One hundred, who do you think I am? I'm taking risks when applying for a certificate." The counterfeiter Zhang was a little angry.
"Risk? You have the nerve to say that the risk is borne by people like us who give false evidence. When have you not been enjoying the blessings behind your back? Do you know how many people have lost their children and relatives because of people like you? Do you know how many people have lost their children and relatives because of people like you?
Were you responsible for the loss of public property? You still dare to ask me for three hundred?" Haolong said angrily
The counterfeiter Zhang was stunned when he heard this, "What does what you said have to do with me?"
"Humph, doesn't it matter?" Hao Long snorted, "If you hadn't given false evidence to some dangerous elements, would they have escaped so smoothly? Dangerous elements include murderers and terrorists. Do you know how many bad things they have done...
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"Okay, one hundred, one hundred." Fake Zhang couldn't stand Haolong's words anymore and took the initiative to beg for mercy.
"That's pretty much it." Haolong took out the only old man's head he had left on his body and handed it to the counterfeiter Zhang and went out happily with his little notebook.
"Haha..." Haolong looked up to the sky and laughed wildly as he walked out of the door, as if he had seen the beautiful scene of himself in a girls' school.
Zhang Liao looked at the insane Haolong, and was speechless and thought: "If someone like him enters a girls' school, I really don't know what the female classmates in that school will do." In his heart, he started to mourn for the students of Dove Girls' School.
"Hahaha, let's go. You go back first. I want to sort myself out and start a new life properly." Haolong said with great pride.
"Okay, I'll leave first." Zhang Liao said goodbye and went back alone.