Haolong and Ji Yunuo staged a very interesting scene, but all this was seen by a pair of eyes hidden in the depths. A "bang" punch left a punch mark on the tree trunk, and the surrounding bark was
Splattered
"Asshole! You're trying to rob me! You won't succeed!" Yu Fan retracted his fist and smiled evilly, then turned and walked away.
"Xiao Fang, are you going to travel today?"
"Travel? It's out of date. Don't you know that today is the premiere of "Love in Mountain Flowers and Trees"?"
"Ah, National Day, you won't go"
"That's the movie I'm most looking forward to."
…
"What's going on? Why are there so few people traveling this year? In previous years, there were a lot of people signing up for tour groups at this time." A person next to a sign that read "Journey Tour Group" said, "Hey, hey, hey.
"What are you looking at? You didn't hear me talking to you."
"Don't move! Why are you traveling? Today is the day when "Love in Mountain Flowers and Trees" is released. I can't watch the movie. I can always read the reports," said a man wearing a sun hat.
In the morning, there were already people waiting at the Yunzhong City Grand Theater. Colorful ribbons were dancing outside and there were colorful balloons. It was like celebrating a grand festival. Oh, by the way, today is a big festival.
There are so many people! Hao Long couldn’t understand it. Although he felt that this movie was quite good, he preferred horror movies, especially when watching them with little girls. Then he remembered that he had four actors in the movie.
Scene of little girl watching horror movie
Liu Yingying has always been timid, but when watching a horror movie, she was very excited to see her big eyes. While eating potato chips, she yelled, "Hurry up and dismember him! Hurry up and dissect him!" Haolong was secretly thinking.
Sighing her strength
Xia Heting was scared, but she was embarrassed to say it and pretended to sleep on her shoulder, but Haolong could feel her trembling. Han Tingting and Ren Xueqi were frightened and immediately jumped into his arms and hugged them tightly.
, Han Tingting was still holding her breast tightly with one hand. The next day, her little head was swollen, but fortunately she held the two little girls’ buttocks and kneaded them all night.
,hehehe...
"Yunuo! Yunuo! Yunuo!" Some crazy fans were already shouting Ji Yunuo's name, holding up small signs they bought or made by themselves and shaking, with Ji Yunuo written on the top and bottom.
name, add some ambiguous words such as "I love you" and "love"
This section lasted ten meters, and all he heard for ten meters was "Yunuo, I love you!" Haolong's ears were numb when he heard it, and then he changed it. After ten meters, it changed to "Yu Nuo, I love you!"
Fan I love you! I love you Yu Fan!”
Now I have become a fan of Yu Fan. Oh, it turns out there are different areas. Haolong took a test and found that the area where he shouted "Yufan I love you" was about seven meters away. It seems that Ji Yunuo is more popular.
High
Then after walking a few steps, they stepped on the red carpet and were about to enter the venue. At this time, they actually saw the Nian relatives in front of them, holding a sign in their hands that said, "No sacrifice"
"We love Jiji! Wuji, I love you! Wuji, I want to marry you!"
Haolong felt ridiculous after hearing this. Ji Yunuo has fans, Yu Fan also has fans, and then it turns out to be Wuji. Who is Wuji? The three of them are the protagonists in the film, and there is another one named Wuji?
"Who is Wuji?" Haolong asked
Ji Yunuo looked at Haolong as if he were an alien, "You don't know?"
Haolong shook his head, "I don't know, do I know him?"
Ji Yunuo covered her mouth and laughed wildly, "You don't know that Wuji is you?"
"How could it be me! My name is Hao Long! You typed my name wrong!" Hao Long said angrily.
"Do you still remember when Director Feng called you and said he wanted to confirm your name?" Ji Yunuo asked.
Haolong is almost crying now. Such a thing really happened! Time has gone backwards in a hurry.
Haolong was in class at this time. The little girl Han Tingting lowered her head and giggled from time to time. Haolong went up and confiscated her mobile phone. She was actually reading an online novel, "Being a teacher in a girls' school? This is serious.
Infringement! You actually wrote about my deeds!" Then Haolong's cell phone rang at this time.
"Hey, Haolong, I'm Director Feng. What should I do when making a list of actors? Do you use your real name or your stage name?"
When Haolong just finished speaking, the little girls in the class all laughed. Haolong gave a perfunctory sound at first, then put down his phone and said to the little girls, "What are you laughing at? Don't believe it, let me take a look."
Who is the author of this book? I want to sue him."
"Hey! Hey! Haolong! Talk!" Feng Dagang was anxious, and now Haolong was the only one left.
"Wuji? It's called Wuji!" Haolong saw the author of "Being a Teacher in a Girls' School" on his mobile phone, and then he said it. By coincidence, Feng Dagang also heard it.
"Wuji? Okay, that's a pretty good name." Then Feng Dagang hung up the phone.
When Haolong remembered that he still had the phone, Feng Dagang had already hung up. He didn't know what he said just now, so he didn't go back and continued chatting with the little girls, "This is really an infringement..."
Thinking of this, Haolong was really about to cry. He actually got his own name wrong. Will he have to live with the word "Wuji" in the future?
At the same time, people in another city who are looking forward to "The Love of Mountain Flowers and Trees" are not just people from Yunzhong City.
"Wow, Wuji, I love you! Just like a mouse loves rice, and a gangster and a prostitute doesn't love you as much. I really love you so much! What a poem, what a poem!" A handsome young man was lying on the computer reading about "
News about "The Love of Mountain Flowers and Trees"
"The leading actor's name is Wuji! Oh my god! It's the same as my pen name!" Then he searched on his computer and found not only the photos of the leading actor in "Mountain Flower Tree Love", but also his own.
The book is all because of the glory of my name, "Hahaha... I'm so excited! The Love of Mountain Flowers and Trees! I want to read it! I want to read it!"
Then we returned to Yunzhong City. Since Wuji was his stage name, how quickly did his fame rise? The little girls had seen the promotional video of "Mountain Flower Tree Love", and Haolong's face had a melancholy look.
The eyes, the slightly decadent expression, and the kind of dedication and deep affection made them want to stop. There are already tens of thousands of stills that have gone viral on the computer!
"Twenty meters! There are actually twenty meters!" Haolong was really excited. His popularity was actually higher than that of Ji Yunuo and Yu Fan combined!
"Jiji, I love you! I want to marry you!" A crazy girl, regardless of the security guard's blockage, got out from under the security guard's crotch and rushed to Hao Long's side, then hugged Hao Long and slapped Hao Long on his face.
He kissed her hard. This sudden change surprised Haolong.
But the girl was still pulled away by the security guard, "Haha... I've kissed Wuji! I've kissed Wuji!"
Ji Yunuo covered his mouth with one hand, his body was shaking violently, but he was trying not to laugh out loud.
Haolong glanced at her and said, "Just laugh out loud. Holding it in will hurt your body."
"Hahahaha..." Ji Yunuo immediately burst into laughter.
According to Feng Dagang's arrangement, Haolong specially put on the old blue jeans that were already somewhat whitened today. He wore an inconspicuous jacket on his upper body and carried his own drawing board on his back. He looked exactly like Li Junyu in the movie.
Haolong kept his melancholy and affectionate eyes while walking, and then hung up a cigarette. Although Feng Dagang didn't say it explicitly, smoking in such a public place is indeed inappropriate.
Feng Dagang wanted to blame, but he stopped when he saw Haolong smoking. The people outside were shouting even more noisily. Haolong's smoking appearance was indeed that of a wife. He couldn't find a good adjective for a while.
A thin layer of smoke filled the front of Haolong's face, making his face look a little blurry and mysterious. But what the smoke couldn't cover was his melancholy and affectionate eyes, which fascinated countless girls.
"No, no, I'm going to suffocate, help, help..."
"Muji...wow...I love you to death! I want to love you too! Everything about me is yours!" Then he pulled his T-shirt open in front of everyone, revealing his firm erection.
Haolong almost fell down after seeing her small breasts
Ji Yunuo glanced at Haolong sideways, and Haolong corrected his attitude, "Ahem, I love you too!" Haolong yelled at his fans.
"Oh, did you hear it? He was yelling at me. What a magnetic voice. I'm drunk."
"Who said he was yelling at you? He was obviously yelling at me!"
"You yelled at me!"
"it's me!"
"Oh, you hit me!"
"How about beating you? You're just yelling at me!"
…
Haolong's heart almost jumped out. This was more dangerous than any scene he had ever experienced. There was a fight. If he was thrown into the crowd, would he be cut into pieces? An idea came to Haolong's mind.
Thinking about it
During the premiere, Haolong used his connections to summon the four little girls as well as Ling Miaoke, Li Mo, Jin Min, Lin Jiaofeng, and Leng Yan sisters.
Haolong sat in the first row of seats, with Ji Yunuo on the left and Ling Miaoke on the right. Sitting in the same row with him were several other little women, Lin Jiaofeng, who had never been in such an environment.
I've watched the movie with so many people, and now I'm very curious
This is Xicheng. Haolong was shocked when he turned around. Haoqiang actually smiled at Haolong. OMG, the poisonous lady Hua She and his eldest brother are also here, sitting in the second row.
"Teacher, I'm here too!" Ah Sen actually waved to Hao Long.