Haolong is coming back today. People in the Taisui Party are very worried. They haven’t thought of any good countermeasures yet. In the evening, Haolong came back by train.
When they were in Longwang Village, the Chinese New Year was really a real one. Haolong and his eldest brother Haoqiang took a good look back at the innocent days when they brought a group of children with firecrackers on the road and shouted at passers-by on the first day of the new year.
Exploding, it was fun to play, and I even relived the scene of throwing firecrackers into the toilet.
After Haolong got off the train, he was followed by Hao Qiang. There was a clear five-fingerprint on Haoqiang's face. This five-fingerprint has not faded away for two days, which shows how serious the beating was.
This can be traced back to three days ago. When they were still in Longwang Village, Hao Qiang and Hao Long were like two big children leading a group of children to run around randomly setting off firecrackers in the village.
The New Year's money that the children earned during the Chinese New Year was confiscated by their parents, so they didn't have much money left. Now there are two wealthy people, Haolong and Haoqiang, here, so of course the children are following them, and Haolong
He and Haoqiang don't have any airs, they are like two big brothers.
Three days ago, a little boy wearing a flowery coat sniffed hard and said to Hao Qiang, "Brother, there is someone in that toilet, do you want to blow him up?"
Hao Qiang and Hao Long are playing crazy. They don't care who they are now. What's more, this place is a certain distance from Hao Long's house, so they are not afraid of blowing up their own people.
"Hahaha, I've never seen shit and urine flying all over the place," Haolong said.
Hao Qiang also wanted to stimulate his mind, "Hey, shouldn't we use a large size?"
Haolong chuckled and took out a red firecracker that was three fingers thick from his arms. Fireworks and firecrackers can only be enjoyed in rural areas. They are now banned in cities.
Hao Qiang was shocked when he saw such a big guy, "Wow! It's so big, you're not afraid of killing people!"
"It's okay, I just threw it into the toilet, it didn't explode anyone," Haolong said.
Hao Qiang nodded, and then led the little boy to the toilet. The toilet in the countryside is just a pit, surrounded by some bricks. The better ones are cement bricks, and the worse ones are just bricks.
There are many small gaps between the bricks, and you can still peek
Hao Qiang took the huge firecracker in Hao Long's hand and walked to the back of the toilet. Hao Qiang saw a snow-white butt through the cracks in the toilet. Hao Qiang's desire was immediately aroused. Where is this?
My wife, she has such a beautiful ass
Seeing that Hao Qiang was still reluctant to take action, Haolong stepped forward and said, "Brother, what are you looking at?"
Hao Qiang's hand immediately covered Hao Long's face, "I didn't see anything." But Hao Qiang still felt that this butt looked very familiar, and it felt like deja vu. But looking at the expectant eyes of the little boys, Hao Qiang
Qiang still took out his lighter and lit the huge firecracker, then jumped towards the pit of the toilet and threw it down.
Then he let out a loud cry of "Ah--". After hearing this cry, Hao Qiang was stunned. Not only Hao Qiang, but also Hao Long was stunned. This voice, this voice didn't belong to the poisonous lady!
Hao Qiang almost burst into tears and yelled towards the toilet, "Run!" But it was still too late.
There was a loud "bang", and then a shocking scene appeared. This was the spectacle of the explosion of feces and urine that the little boys were looking forward to. The toilet was still filled with screams, and there was a lot of hatred in it.
Hao Qiang has a dark face now. That face is Hao Long's. He felt very scary when he looked at it. The children didn't know what was wrong, especially the little boy. They were frightened after seeing Hao Qiang's murderous eyes.
, and then ran away, and the other children also ran away.
Then Hao Qiang lowered his head. Hao Long didn't know what was wrong with his elder brother. Then a stench-filled figure appeared, with traces of yellow on his pants. Hao Long almost couldn't hold back his laughter after seeing it.
But after seeing the poisonous lady's murderous gaze, Haolong swallowed back the smile that had reached his lips, then patted Haoqiang on the shoulder and ran away.
Hao Qiang was about to grab Hao Long and carry him with him, but he didn't expect that Hao Long would slip away so fast. He was destined to be unlucky today. Then Hao Qiang's eyes actually shed two glints. If the Tai Sui Party members were here, they would definitely
I was shocked. The famous Hell Judge in Yunzhong City was now crying in grievance.
"Ziwei, wife, Weiwei, I..." Hao Qiang doesn't know what to say now.
The poisonous lady walked towards Hao Qiang step by step. Hao Qiang's whole body trembled. What is this? This is the legendary murderous aura that seems to have materialized! Unexpectedly, it appeared on the poisonous lady's body.
Hao Qiang swallowed hard, and then his body retreated unconsciously. He loved poisonous ladies, but now he had done such a sloppy thing.
In fact, Haolong didn't run far, he just hid aside and watched what was about to happen. Haolong's mobile phone turned on the camera to record the whole process. Haolong covered his mouth and laughed secretly, and everyone on the ground was laughing.
Hammered out a hole
If the poisonous lady was forcing Hao Qiang, Hao Qiang would really cry. Hao Qiang stood up straight, looked up at the poisonous lady, met the murderous gaze, and said, "Xiaowei,
Believe it or not, the firecrackers are really not mine! Really!"
"Did you throw that away?" Poisonous Lady said one word at a time.
Hao Qiang nodded depressedly, and then felt that the whole world had slowed down. Poison Lady's beautiful face suddenly became ferocious, and then he saw a hand hitting him.
There was a crisp sound of "pop", and there seemed to be an echo. The facial features on Hao Qiang's face were instantly twisted together, and then with a whimper, his body rose from the ground, spinning 720 degrees in the air and then falling heavily.
He fell to the ground, and half of Hao Qiang's face was swollen beyond measure. Hao Qiang screamed, it was really a sharp pain.
Haolong took pictures of the whole process. This is a souvenir.
After the poisonous lady slapped her, she didn't expect it to be so powerful, and then her eyes flickered when she looked at Hao Qiang's swollen pig head.
"Honey, have you finished the beating?" Hao Qiang said
"Hmph! You! You're bad! Don't go to bed this year!" The poisonous lady said with a red face. She smelled the smell on her body and really wanted to kill Hao Qiang.
Women all like to be beautiful, like perfume, and like to have a sweet smell on their bodies, but now... wow wow wow - the poisonous lady stomped her feet several times anxiously, and the heels of her high heels drilled a small hole in the ground.
Then today Hao Qiang was miserable. After going to a relatively secluded place and making sure that no one was here, Hao Qiang returned home and covered half of his face and took the poisonous lady's clothes, from coats, pants, to underwear.
He took all the bras and went out with a towel covering his face. Haolong also returned home. After seeing Haoqiang's appearance, he couldn't stop laughing. Haoqiang gave Haolong a sinister look.
"You boy, just wait for me, I'll have something nice for you!"
Then after going to a secluded place, Hao Qiang also found a large wooden bucket, which was used for bathing in the past, and started to carry water one bucket at a time. After that, he dug a hole in the ground, made a fire, and just gave all the water to
After boiling it, I also brought shower gel, towels, soap, and perfume. I also went to a plum tree on the mountain and picked all the plum blossoms to use as petals.
Poisonous Lady is such a noble woman. How can she be exposed to people when all the things on her body were blown up? Then she thought of going to a secluded place to wash off all the things on her body.
Seeing Hao Qiang working so hard, Lady Poison's anger also subsided slightly, but only a little. After the water boiled, it was already around three o'clock in the afternoon. At the beginning, Lady Poison wiped it with cold water.
I looked around and found that all the dirty clothes on my body had been taken off, and I was only wearing underwear.
You must know that it is winter now. Of course it is cold for Poison Lady. It is colder in the countryside than in the city. Poison Lady’s whole body was trembling. Hao Qiang couldn’t help but laugh out loud, and then caused Poison Lady to cry again.
The punishment was that they were not allowed to share the same bed for two years! Hao Qiang felt such pain in his heart, two years! If he delayed the plan to create a human being, he would be a sinner.
Then Poison Lady went to take a bath in the big wooden barrel. It was so warm, and there were plum blossom petals on the water. It suddenly felt so poetic. In a secluded place, looking up at the blue sky, there was a somewhat desolate scene everywhere, because the front
It’s just snowed two days ago. There are still some places where it’s snowy.
"Hey, it's comfortable. You can't enjoy this kind of service in the city." Hao Qiang was massaging Lady Poison's shoulders, glancing at her in the water from time to time.
The poisonous lady closed her eyes and began to enjoy it, and then Hao Qiang pushed further, "Should we do it tonight?"
"Go away -" Lady Poison's voice echoed several times in Hao Qiang's ears, and then Hao Qiang went away with a depressed look on his face, waiting for Lady Poison. His wife was taking a bath here, and he couldn't let others see it.
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It wasn't until evening that the poisonous lady put on her clothes and came out. The dirty clothes had been burned by Hao Qiang. She really didn't want others to know about this embarrassing thing, but Hao Qiang didn't know that it was recorded on Hao Long's cell phone.
There was a video of himself being beaten!
Then the two of them went home. Of course the poisonous lady walked in front, and Hao Qiang followed behind with his head lowered, like a child who had done something wrong.