Haolong crossed his legs and secretly sighed that he was unlucky. The person he met today was either a fool or a lunatic. He actually used his shoes as a hidden weapon!
"Be careful. I won't use hidden weapons next. I will use my own long-distance attacks. Just take it easy!" Successfully warned Haolong and started running around again.
Haolong is in trouble. Xiaolong has suffered an unprecedented blow. It’s good to be able to stand up now. Let alone running away, he can only stand there and watch every move of success.
With a "pop", Haolong felt something on his face, and wiped it with his hand, "Damn it, didn't I tell you, you are not allowed to spit, and you still spit!"
But Success doesn't care about this. He just takes advantage of Haolong's immobility and spits, saliva, etc. to make Haolong upset and quit the game.
"Pah", "pah", "pah", mouthfuls of yellow phlegm spat on Haolong's body one after another. The fire in Haolong's heart can already be described as a volcanic eruption.
"Bastard!" Haolong yelled, but he couldn't do anything. The old man in the audience was so happy that he almost shed tears.
Haolong had no choice but to call the referee, but there was no trace of the referee. Probably because he was afraid of being affected by the phlegm, Haolong simply sat down and let the phlegm spit on him one by one. Haolong's mouth showed a trace of cruelty.
Smiling, he slowly took off his shoes, looking at the success running around.
"Whoosh" and "pop"
"Ouch!" A cloth shoe hit Chenggong's face accurately. A shoe mark appeared on Chenggong's face at that time. He stumbled and almost fell. Haolong saw the opportunity and flew over with the other shoe.
This time it hit Chenggong's right eye, and the pain almost made him cry. He squatted on the ground and started to cover his eyes. Anyway, he was some distance away from Haolong. Haolong probably wouldn't come. Chenggong thought so, so he felt relieved.
Now, I sat on the ground and started rubbing my eyes.
Haolong had already guessed that he would do this, and he bent down, like a wild beast. In order to avoid pain, he did not use his legs, but used his arms. Haolong rushed forward and Chenggong was rubbing his eyes.
, he felt like something was hitting him. When he saw it, oh my god, Haolong was already in front of him. He was so frightened that he turned around and ran away, but his clothes had already been caught by Haolong.
How strong is Hao Longli? It remains to be verified. In short, it is very big. With just one pull, Success sat on his butt on the ground. The other representatives on the field were fighting desperately. There were indeed two Hao Longs here.
Everyone was sitting on the field, which was really speechless.
"It hurts so much when you hit me just now," Haolong said lightly.
"Hey, hey...hey, I didn't mean to" Chenggong felt very uneasy.
"Unintentional? You spitted a lot of phlegm on me."
"This, too... is also unintentional."
"Damn, it was unintentional, then I will also be unintentional next time!" Haolong dragged Chenggong over with one hand, pressed it into his arms, and grabbed his two hands with one hand, making him unable to move.
Their eyes were facing each other, but it looked awkward. "Hey, hey," Haolong laughed gloomily twice, "open your mouth."
"Ugh..." Cheng Cheng pressed his lips tightly.
Haolong raised his other hand and clenched it into a fist, hitting Cheng Cheng's lower abdomen, "Wow!" Cheng Cheng roared out in pain.
"Bah!" Haolong took advantage of his open mouth to spit a mouthful of phlegm into his mouth and swallowed it successfully, his face turned ugly.
Haolong punched again, and this time he successfully withstood it without opening his mouth. Haolong did not give up and punched four or five times more. The success was that he did not open his mouth.
"Okay, wait!" Haolong's hand began to scratch Chenggong's neck and armpits. Chenggong's body was shaking wildly and his mouth was twitching, "Wow, hahahaha... I can't bear it.
I can’t stand it anymore, haha..."
"Bah, bah, ha--bah." Haolong took advantage of his laughter and fired a series of yellow phlegm bombs, spitting all over his mouth. He picked up his shoes from the ground and blocked Chenggong's mouth in order to prevent him from vomiting.
come out
Success is now like taking poison, your face is turning green
"Huh, this is retribution, I warned you a long time ago!" Long Qi said, looking at Success, he was about to lose his temper. He still couldn't understand the hatred in his heart, so he gave Success' little brother a hard hammer,
This hit was harder than the one he hit himself, and he immediately sat up, as if he was pretending to be a corpse, covering his crotch and screaming, Haolong threw him out.
At this time, the referee slowly walked up, without even holding Haolong's hand, and directly said that Haolong won. The old man in the audience asked Xia Hewei and Xia Hefeng to lift Haolong down. The two of them were lifting Haolong.
He was "humming humming", as if he was holding back his laughter and finally carried the dragon to the backstage.
Haolong looked at the two of them "humming hummingly" and said, "Laugh if you want to."
"Hahaha……"
"Wow haha……"
The two of them really laughed. At this time, Mr. Xia He also came in with a smile, "Hahaha, Haolong, your game is known as the most disgusting game in history."
"The most... disgusting thing?" Hao Long seemed to have been shocked. "I am so stubborn, but I am like this. My little dragon was injured. You have to compensate me. If there is anything wrong with me in the future, how can I explain it to my ancestors?"
"It's okay, it's okay. My Xia He family has a secret medicine. I want you to apply it and I'll make sure you're fine the next day."
"Ah, secret medicine, that cow dung pill again? I'd be surprised if it doesn't hurt to death!" Hao Long refused directly.
"Don't believe me if you say you are short-sighted. Is there only one secret medicine in our Xiahe family? I'm talking about another one. It is made from deer antler, tiger whip, bull whip, donkey whip and other whips.
, it can be applied externally or taken internally, the effect is remarkable, it is priceless but not marketable!" said Mr. Xiahe
"Really, is it really as powerful as you said?" Hao Long didn't believe it.
"Nonsense, no matter what, you are competing on behalf of our Xiahe family. Even if it is for the competition, I can't lie to you."
Haolong thought, that's right. There's no reason to lie to me. "Okay, go back quickly and I'll wipe some."
So, the Xiahe family went back after the competition. Haolong lay in the room arranged for him, looking at the jar of yellow liquid in front of him, not believing anything he said. Of course, this was what Mr. Xiahe had just sent.
The secret medicine
Haolong thought for a while, I couldn't bear it, and after looking at the door, I took off my pants, picked up the jar and drank a few sips myself, then took my brother's small bowl and filled it up, and I started rubbing it with my hands.
With
"Oh, yeah, ah!" Haolong shouted, this meat lasted all night
In the living room, Mr. Xia He was laughing wildly.
"Father, is that one going to work?" Xia Hefeng was a little worried.
"No, it's okay. It will definitely work. It's just that the medicine is too strong. I'm afraid he's young and energetic and won't be able to take it!"
…
"Whoa-ah-ah!"
Xiahe's secret medicine, keep fit! It's a must-have at home. If you have a contact, please send flowers!!!