Haolong naturally wakes up rarely. Almost every day, he is woken up by the piercing ringing of his mobile phone. Haolong goes to the water room to wash his face.
This can no longer be called a water room. There is a toilet in the water room, but many boys have a common problem, that is, they are too lazy to take the extra two steps to go to the toilet. Most of them just relieve themselves in the pool of the water room, which is fine.
The key is that it is big. Are there too many people in the toilet? Haolong frowned at the yellow filth in the pool. Today's students are really unqualified. Looking at the water flowing out of the water pipe, it feels like urine.
, and then I feel like vomiting.
Haolong rode the car to the girls' school. First, he went to the cafeteria and bought a few steamed buns. Although the food in the cafeteria was cheap, it was well stocked. One steamed bun was as big as a small bowl.
Next, Haolong went to check out the self-study. It was good, except for a few accidents when he was sleeping. When Haolong, who was reading a novel, walked to the back, he found something that looked familiar, a small square bag. Then he saw it.
Get up, wow, condom! There are four words "Bing Xin Girl" written on it
Haolong put it in his pocket as fast as lightning. He glanced at the classmates in the class and thought, "Who does this thing belong to? A little girl who looks so innocent actually has such a thing." An idea emerged.
In my mind, I grinned and then returned to the office
It was still early, and Haolong was the only one in the office. That’s right, it was not yet working hours, and some people had gone to study early. Haolong turned on the computer and started searching. He created a new folder and searched for the pictures he looked at.
It’s time to take a test next
Haolong first went to the class and called the monitor in, turned on the computer, and asked Gao Beibei to sit next to him, "Beibei, you girls should all like celebrities. I have some pictures here, please help me see who they are.
So that I can have time to communicate with you.”
Gao Beibei nodded, "No problem, I still know quite a few celebrities."
"Okay, let's begin." Haolong opened the folder, which was filled with pictures.
Haolong first clicked a photo of the veteran superstar Andy Lau, which he must have known. Then there was a fast boy and a super girl. Except for a few who didn't know each other, the rest of Gao Beibei knew that Haolong asked her to
He went back and told her to call that so and so to come.
A few minutes later, Chen Fang came in. Haolong asked her to sit next to him, said the same thing, and then started clicking pictures.
"Chen Bolin, Wu Diwen, Wang Dongcheng, Yan Yalun..." Chen Fang read one by one, and then Haolong clicked faster and faster, and the names of the stars came out of Chen Fang's mouth like a barrage.
spit out
"Jolin Tsai, Chung Xintong, Wu..." When he mentioned this name, Haolong stopped and glanced meaningfully at Chen Fang. Chen Fang seemed to have realized something, and her face immediately turned red.
"Okay, you go back first and call Ren Xueqi," Haolong said
After Ren Xueqi arrived, she had a cold face and seemed not to want to talk to Haolong. Haolong said the same thing and then started clicking pictures again.
"Charlene Choi, Noriko Sakai, Britney Spears, Nicolas Cage, Stephen Chow, Madoka Ozawa..."
"Hehe" Haolong also stopped when he clicked here.
Ren Xueqi was startled for a moment, then understood. She stood up and walked out of the office, even cursing, "Beast!"
Haolong then called a few more people, and three of them knew the names of these actresses who were walking on the front line to meet people's humanitarian needs. Haolong changed his name again, and he searched a lot of book titles, comics, and let the students
they say
"Well, Tingting, in order to understand how knowledgeable you are, the teacher has worked hard to search for many classics. You look at the titles of these books and say whether you have read them." Then Haolong started clicking
Han Tingting's father woke up a long time ago. Nothing serious happened. Han Tingting also came to school. As soon as she came to school, she didn't know what Haolong was up to. Who said he was her father's benefactor, so she just followed the words.
"resurrection"
"have not seen"
"The Three Musketeers"
"have not seen"
"Andersen's Fairytales"
"Seen"
…
"A Dream in Red Mansions?"
"Seen"
"Those things about sharing the same bed?"
"Look..." At this point, Han Tingting also stopped, "Huh, **!" After saying that, she got up and walked out.
"Tch, then you are the she-wolf." Haolong curled his lips
…
Haolong's last resort is to ask questions. It's very simple. Just answer whether you know or you don't know.
"Did you know that xx had surgery?"
The final result made Haolong ashamed. It seems that the little girls nowadays are really amazing. They know better than themselves. It seems that they need to strengthen their education. Haolong took out the condom in his pocket, "Hey, so far I
I haven’t even used it yet. When will there be a woman worthy of me opening my heart for her?”
Haolong tore open the packaging bag and took it out. It was smooth and greasy, "Well, it still tastes like strawberry."
At this time, Weng Xiaoling and Liang Xin came in together. Weng Xiaoling, who was walking in front, happened to see what Haolong was holding. Haolong also caught Weng Xiaoling's eyes and hurriedly threw the condom he had just torn into his mouth and chewed it.
He also said, "Bubble gum is really expensive nowadays, but it's not bad. It's strawberry flavored."
"Hey, Teacher Hao still eats bubble gum," Liang Xin said from behind, "Hey, I think your packaging is quite special. When did bubble gum have such packaging?"
Haolong quickly put the packaging bag in his pocket, "You don't know this. This is a new type of bubble gum specially developed to meet the needs of adults. You guys go ahead and I'll go out."
After Haolong finished speaking, he walked out. He still walked out of the office. As soon as he walked out, he immediately ran up and ran directly to his special toilet. "Bah, damn, it's so disgusting to watch them while watching a movie."
It's quite exciting. It turns out they are not feeling well." Haolong vomited into the toilet in one gulp, then threw the packaging bag into the toilet and took it, returning to the office.
"This sports meeting should be the most comprehensive one. It will be held for two days."
After Haolong came in, he heard several teachers chatting about the sports meeting, and he became interested, "Hey, while we are chatting, do you know which classes are the strongest?"
"Well, he should be a senior in high school. I don't know which one is the strongest. Every year, the senior class wins the championship in our girls' school's sports meeting. The whole school comes together."
"Yes, there are many sports students in the upper grades who are good at academics." Weng Xiaoling glanced at Haolong
Haolong scratched his head. He wanted to inquire about the current situation so that he could compare his strength.