After only taking three or five steps, I heard Mrs. Xiangjun shouting from behind: "Stop! Don't you just want to get the widow named Yang? As long as you make me happy, I can teach you a way to keep it effective!"
A strong sense of alcohol suddenly rushed to the top door. Wang Xun couldn't hold it back any longer. He turned around and cursed viciously: "Madam, please clean your mouth? Don't bury Wang with such dirty things again."
Don't bury your husband anymore, after all, he still needs some face as an official?"
"Dirty!" I don't know whether she was drunk or was aroused by Wang Xun's words and lost her mind. Mrs. Xiangjun sneered, "Dirty, you think I'm dirty? What about being a father and hooking up with his daughter-in-law?"
What does it matter if the elder brother climbs into the bed of his sister-in-law? You think I'm dirty, dare I ask, are there any clean things in Chang'an City besides the white marble railings beside Qujiang Pond?"
"You..." This woman is a madman. Wang Xun really regrets that he didn't walk faster just now. Only a madman dares to say such rebellious words, even though what she states is a fact that everyone knows. Today's most beloved imperial concubine,
It was true that she was once the first wife of the prince Shou Wang. His Majesty the Emperor fell in love with her and first ordered her to become a female Taoist priest, and then made her a concubine. The so-called brother climbed into the bed of his sister-in-law, which refers to Taizong of the Tang Dynasty.
The romantic story of the emperor. He first killed Qi Wang Yuanji at Xuanwu Gate, and then plundered Qi Wang’s concubine Yang into his Qin Palace. (Note 1)
"What's wrong? Are you mute? You're a brat with evil intentions but no courage!" Seeing Wang Xun almost running away in embarrassment, Mrs. Xiangjun became even more frantic. She chased after him for a few steps and teased with a smile. "Just be a human being.
You should be more direct, get what you want, don't hide it. Even if you are a brother, don't be polite to any woman you like. If you need to use the knife, use the knife. If you should...!"
"Madam!" Wang Xun stopped and glared angrily, "Don't allow the world to be clean just because you are dirty inside. Wang doesn't care what others do. But if you want to bury Wang again, don't blame Wang for his fists.
polite!"
After that, he punched a green bamboo next to him with his fist. There was a "click" sound, and the green bamboo, which was as thick as a child's arm, was smashed in half and stood directly between him and Mrs. Xiangjun. Then
Although Mrs. Xiangjun has seen countless people, she has never seen such a brutal and rough man. She was so frightened that she took a few steps back, folded her shoulders and shrank her head, fearing that if she hid a little slower, she would be hit in the face with Wang Xun's fist.
.
"You deserve a beating!" Wang Xun finally figured out what was wrong with him. He took big steps and walked away. It wasn't until he was gone that Mrs. Xiangjun cautiously raised her head and looked around.
Tan, and then a trace of resentment appeared.
"Why did the wind come here, Madam? Be careful of tripping on the bamboo!" Before she could think of how to retaliate against the unscrupulous Wang Xun, a voice asked calmly outside the bamboo forest.
"Don't worry about it!" Mrs. Xiangjun immediately raised her peach blossom eyes and glared at her provocatively.
"My maid just happens to be passing by here, how can I dare to interfere in Madam's business?" The person who came was Mrs. Guo Guo's maid Xiang Yin. She asked herself that she was not a good person. She knew that Madam Xiangjun was guilty of committing a crime, but she still persisted, "But
It seems that Her Highness the Princess came out for some air just now. I wonder if she heard the call of the hens in the bamboo forest?"
"What if Your Highness the Princess hears this? She is not the Emperor's biological sister! Even she..." Mrs. Xiangjun said harshly, glared at the other party, and added viciously. After the words came out of her mouth, she suddenly realized that she had just put the Emperor and
The emperor's great-grandfather was all brought in for a while. Although Princess Anding had a distant relationship with the emperor, she still had a way to spread what she heard to the palace. Once the emperor was angered, her husband would probably never do it again.
Even if you are a coward, you will be ordered to divorce your wife.
Immediately, his thoughts were spinning in his stomach countless times, and the scowl on his face quickly turned into a smile, "Looking at what Sister Xiangyin said, why did Her Royal Highness come to the back garden for no reason? She must have left just now.
You have to be in a hurry, you may be dazzled for a while!"
"Didn't Madam just come to someone else's back garden for no reason?" Wanting to vent her anger on her mistress' behalf, Mrs. Guo Guo's personal maid Xiang Yin shook her head and asked with a smile. "Although my maid's eyes are bad, Princess
You can still see clearly what color His Highness’s clothes are!”
Since the great ancestor Li Yuan, there have been very strict regulations on the color of clothing for officials and ladies of the Tang Dynasty. Today, the ladies at the banquet are of different grades, and the colors of their robes are naturally obviously different. Especially Princess Anding, as Emperor Zhongzong
My daughter is today's cousin, and her dress can be said to be unique among today's crowd. There is no possibility of admitting her mistake!
Thinking of this, the smile on Mrs. Xiangjun's face became more charming, almost flattering. She came to Xiangyin sweetly and said with a smile: "Didn't I just go the wrong way? That's why I came here by mistake.
Her Royal Highness is the aunt of the owner of this place, so naturally she will not be as stupid as her! My dear sister, what did you see just now? Can you tell me in more detail!"
"I can't reach that high." Xiangyin smiled and hid to the side, raising his hand to separate the shoulder that Mrs. Xiangjun was rubbing against. "Xiangyin is just a maidservant in someone else's family, how can she be the wife of the county?"
elder sister?!
"Hey, look how vivid my sister's words are!" Mrs. Xiangjun didn't resent Xiangyin's indifference at all, and continued to press forward with her chest raised, "Being able to serve Mrs. Guo Guo is a blessing earned in several lifetimes.
!Who dares to treat you as a slave? When I first saw you, I thought you looked like my biological sister."
The Tang Dynasty was rich, and there was little hunger or cold among the people. Therefore, women regarded plumpness as their beauty. Mrs. Xiangjun was no exception. Even half a step away, two soft lumps of flesh on her chest were already rubbing against Xiangyin's arms.
The maid Xiang Yinrao followed Mrs. Guo Guo and was well-informed, but she had never met a woman who was so willing to be humbled. When she saw her smiling eyes, she couldn't help but feel a sense of narrow-mindedness in her heart.
He stretched out his hands and shook them twice, "Then sister, why don't you join Madam's family so that we can meet you tomorrow?"
"Oh!" Feeling the strength coming from her chest, Mrs. Xiangjun snorted softly, and the spring in her eyes immediately filled her face, "Good sister, good sister. Whatever you say will be done. Sister, everything will depend on you.
yes!"
This time, it was the little maid Xiangyin's turn. She couldn't stand it any longer. She loosened her fingers and jumped away like a bird. "You are really a madman! You will not let go of both men and women. I have to go, you yourself
Play with whomever you like!"
Before he finished speaking, the man had already escaped ten feet away, faster than if he had wings.
"Sister, don't leave!" Mrs. Xiangjun raised her skirt and chased after her. "Sister, do you have anything else to ask you? Princess Anding just now..."
"Princess walked very fast, I probably didn't hear anything!" Xiao Xiangyin didn't dare to stop and responded while running away.
After getting the answer she wanted, Mrs. Xiangjun immediately stopped chasing her. She patted her turbulent chest, smiled and cursed: "Young man, fight with me! Even your master may not be able to win in front of me.
It’s half a penny cheaper!”
After cursing, he suddenly remembered a very crucial question. He was attracted by Wang Xun's strong and handsome appearance, so he followed him to the toilet. Then Mrs. Guo Guo's maid ran to the place where the man was having sex.
What are you doing? Could it be that she is here to help the mistress of the house? No wonder the guy surnamed Wang did not bite the free gift. It turns out that he has already seduced Mrs. Guo Guo!
Then we have to settle this account carefully. Mrs. Xiangjun sneered while feeling angry in her heart. Since she was ten years old, there is almost nothing she can't get her hands on. Occasionally, she misses one or two things.
I must do everything possible to seize it from the owner, or do everything possible to destroy it. In short, I don’t have it, and no one else can have it. Otherwise, I won’t be able to sleep peacefully!
How did Wang Xun know that he had accidentally stepped on such a pile of shit? He hurried back to the banquet, looking very embarrassed. Fortunately, his seven aunts and eight aunts were having a lively chat at home, so no one paid much attention to his expression.
. So she picked up the wine cup and took a few sips, covering up everything. Only Princess An Ding, who had always been grateful to Wang Xun, saw that he was sweating when he left, smiled, and whispered: "
You child, why are you running so fast under the bright sun? Everyone here is elders, who will care about you taking a little longer to leave? Hurry up and call someone to wipe the sweat off your forehead, so as not to be blown away by the wind later.
Headache!"
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter!" After hearing this, Wang Xun's face suddenly turned as red as a ripe persimmon, "This junior is a martial arts practitioner, so he won't catch the cold easily. Besides, how can you be caught by the cold wind on this hot day?
Blow!"
"It's better to be careful!" Princess Anding smiled kindly, as if Wang Xun was really her direct descendant, her eyes were full of pity, "The hotter the sun, the more careful you have to be about the cold wind blowing under the eaves. Man.
A real man may not be able to defeat a real man with a real sword, but a little carelessness can always kill someone. You must remember this when you are struggling in Chang'an City in the future. It is better to offend a gentleman than to do anything else.
Provoke villains. It’s better to offend men than women. If there is a conflict between men, pick up the wine glass and maybe just laugh it off. But if you are obsessed with some women, they may pester you for the rest of your life. It’s better to give it to you.
It makes her happy and saves her a lot of trouble in the future!"
As he said this, he glanced towards the door, and happened to fall on the face of Mrs. Xiangjun who was walking in!
In an instant, a knife seemed to appear in the air, forcing Mrs. Xiangjun to be stunned and quickly lower her head.
Note 1: In the twenty-third year of Kaiyuan, Yang Yuhuan was canonized as Princess Longevity. The decree was issued by Prime Ministers Li Linfu and Chen Xilie on a festival occasion (equivalent to witnessing the marriage). In the twenty-eighth year of Kaiyuan, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty led his son and daughter-in-law to the Hot Spring Palace. Twenty-nine
In the spring of that year, he suddenly issued an order for his daughter-in-law to become a female Taoist priest. Soon she was summoned to the palace to attend her bed.