"My water pipe is not broken. If it is, a magic trick will fix it."
Andrew said: "Okay, Director Newman, I won't leave you to eat. If anything happens, just call me."
"Yes, BOSS."
Newman nodded, reluctantly glanced at the ribs in front of Andrew, stood up and left. She didn't like eating ribs, she just wanted to steal other people's food.
"If you can steal Director Tianjian's food, you will probably be able to brag about it for a lifetime."
Newman secretly sighed, of course, even if she had ten courages, she wouldn't dare to do such a thing.
"Search for the Mario Bros. address."
Andrew told the artificial intelligence that since he knew that the next disaster was related to the Mario Brothers, he must prepare in advance.
If nothing else happens, this time, the Three-tailed Demon King and the Loser Alliance will cause disaster to break out to delay him. Then, they will attack the Sloth Demon King's territory with all their strength and eliminate the Sloth Demon King and the Gluttony Demon King.
Andrew will naturally not allow this to happen. The Sloth Demon and the Gluttony Demon are his important plans in hell. In any case, he will not let the Three-tailed Demon become the Lord of Hell.
Because that position belongs to him, Andrew King, there is no doubt about it.
Andrew thought to himself: "By the way, what kind of disaster can a Mario movie cause? Or who is the BOSS? It can't be the licking dog of Bowser, right?"
Soon, the artificial intelligence searched for the location of the Mario brothers, who lived in Brooklyn and were, well, nearly bankrupt.
That's right, these brothers were about to go bankrupt. They opened a water pipe company for almost a year, but failed to make any business. In order to give it a try, they went to the bank for a loan and filmed the advertisement that Andrew had seen before.
And then, uh, then business was as bad as before, and the bank loan was about to expire.
"What a tragedy, Mario. You are suitable to save the princess, not to be a plumber."
Andrew shook his head and finished his meal leisurely. Then, he placed a few bills on the table and disappeared.
night.
Mario returned to the room angrily. Just now at the dinner table, he was ridiculed by his family, saying that he was not qualified to start a company at all. What was even more annoying was that they also said that he had killed Luigi.
Luigi is his brother, how could he harm him? He wants to make a fortune with him, but business is not doing well right now.
"There are disasters every day in New York. There should be a lot of sewer damage. Why is my business so bad? This is completely unscientific."
Mario looked confused: "My vision is good, and my skills are top-notch. Logically speaking, after I open a company, I should reach the peak of my life and marry Bai Fumei."
"Have you ever considered the possibility that all this is because you are too short?"
A joking voice came from the side, and Mario was furious. He turned his head and shouted: "Do you know what happened to the last person who said I was short? Hey, Director Tianjian!"
In the second half of Mario's sentence, he exclaimed in disbelief. Director Tianjian actually appeared in his room. If word spreads, eh, the orders will definitely be full, right?
"Would you like to take a photo?"
Mario's eyes widened and he felt that a bright future was in front of him. At this moment, Andrew asked with a gloomy face: "Do you want to use me as a tool to make money?"
Mario was startled and hurriedly waved his hand to apologize. He said: "Director Tianjian, I'm sorry, I was just thinking about it and had no intention of actually doing it. Uh, how do you know what I am thinking?"
Andrew smiled and said: "Because I have the ability to read minds. Don't look like that. I'm just joking with you."
"It turned out to be a joke, it scared me to death."
Mario patted his chest and said, and Andrew said: "I said it jokingly. I mean that the thing about scolding you has nothing to do with mind reading. I heard the words you scolded me."
Mario's eyes widened and he almost fainted with fear. What would be the consequences of scolding Director Tianjian? Being thrown into the sun and burned to death?
"It's so troublesome, just dig a hole and bury it, and a tall and big tree will grow next year."
Andrew said, Mario almost cried. He decisively gave in and shouted: "Director Tianjian, I was wrong. I shouldn't have scolded you. Don't kill me. I don't want to become a loser."
"It's just a joke, why are you so serious? Don't worry, it's really just a joke."
Andrew smiled and said: "Okay, back to the topic, Mario, I came to you because I want to borrow your identity."
"joke?"
Mario looked at Andrew in shock, wondering if he was really joking. In other words, why didn't anyone tell him that Director Tianjian had such a bad character? Is he really the savior?
Mario asked: "Director Tianjian, what do you mean by borrowing my identity?"
"Literally, after borrowing it, I will become you, and you will temporarily lose consciousness until I return my identity to you."
Andrew said: "As for the reason, of course it is to save the world, otherwise what else could it be?"
Mario had no doubts about this. Although Director Tianjian had a very bad character, he was undoubtedly the savior. Mario believed in him. After all, without Director Tianjian, New York would have been razed to the ground long ago.
"Director Tianjian, first of all, I am happy to help you save the world. I opened a company to help the people of New York, not to make money."
Mario thought for a while and said: "But, can you change the way? The identity you mentioned seems very strange. I can be an assistant to help you."
"Well, let me try another method."
Andrew smiled and said: "You know, I have many worlds. In one of them, there are a lot of sewers that need to be connected. How about I ask you to go to that world and help connect the sewers?"
"Across-world sewers?"
Mario blinked and said: "No problem, but you have to pay extra. After all, it is a remote business."
"Yes, it will be calculated as ten times your original charge."
Andrew said: "While you go to work in other worlds, I will take your identity, live in this world, and save the world."
"Is that so?"
Mario hesitated for a moment and said: "I have to add more money. Well, it's not that I'm greedy, it's that the bank loan is coming soon. Those bankers are definitely vampires, no, more vampires than vampires."
"Can."
Andrew laughed, and then he raised his hand and sent Mario to the world of Elysium. There were many sewers to be connected. In fact, the sewers in many cities had to be renovated. Mario would find his secret there.
Values and life.
"Hey, I have something else to say..."
Mario's voice came vaguely from the space channel, and Andrew ignored it. With a thought in his mind, he used the magic of destiny to transform into Mario. When the time comes, he will definitely be able to give the three-tailed devil and the Losers Alliance a big surprise.
"You're really short. Are you 1.5 meters tall?"
Andrew looked at himself in the mirror and complained secretly. At this time, the door opened and it was Mario's brother Luigi who came in to comfort Mario.
"I'm in a bad mood. If you can go outside and smash all the car windows, I might feel better."
Andrew said, Luigi was in a daze, and then nodded: "No problem, I'll go out and smash them."
Andrew was a little surprised. This younger brother is silly, but he values brotherhood. He smiled and said: "It's just a joke, don't take it so seriously, eh..."
Andrew suddenly sensed something and ran to the window. He saw that the ground in New York had become transparent, and on the opposite side was a picturesque world with many cute little things, such as mushroom men, penguins, etc.
"Wow, what happened to the ground?"
Luigi came over and asked in surprise. At the same time, the citizens on the street also looked at the transparent ground in shock. Fortunately, it will not collapse.
"Go out and have a look."
Andrew knew that this was the beginning of a new disaster. He ran to the street with Luigi and found that there were more and more people on the street, all looking at the ground curiously.
At this time, an alarm sounded in the city. Everyone was stunned for a moment, then realized and shouted in shock: "The disaster has come again, Fake, how long has it been, and it has come again?"
That's right, disaster has struck again. The difference is that this time the reflection is not the sky, but the ground.
The people who reacted frantically fled into surrounding buildings. At the same time, the Disaster Countermeasures Bureau and the superhero group were dispatched to prepare for the upcoming disaster.
Because we have experienced many disasters, both New York citizens and officials reacted very quickly. This is a good thing, but I have to say it is a bit sad.
Andrew was about to go back to the house when Luigi suddenly shouted from the side: "Mario, there is a super big green pipe here. I remember there was no one before. What's going on?"
Andrew turned his head and saw Luigi standing next to a large green pipe. This pipe is quite common in Mario games. It is equivalent to a teleportation channel. If you go in, you can get out of the pipe on the other side.
"There's obviously something wrong with this pipe, Luigi, stay away."
Andrew shouted, Luigi was about to speak, but suddenly, a huge suction force came from the pipe, and Luigi was sucked in involuntarily.
Andrew was now playing Mario. Without saying a word, he immediately rushed over and grabbed Luigi's hand. As a result, he was also sucked in.
Then, the two moved quickly in a passage, and Andrew imitated Mario and shouted: "Luigi, don't let go, we will be fine."
"How can we be okay?"
Luigi shouted, and the next second, the two were sent into different pipes, and the distance became farther and farther. Although Luigi screamed, it was of no use.
"Is this guy a crow's mouth? What he says is so accurate?"
Andrew complained that of course he could save Luigi, but he didn't take action because he is Mario now, and all actions must be consistent with Mario's situation.
Of course, Andrew is not a too indifferent person. He has manipulated Luigi. If Luigi dies, his soul will be transferred to Andrew, and then Andrew will resurrect him.