Lu Yan lay on the ground and cursed secretly, in fact, he was set as a Taoist priest in this movie, but unfortunately, he didn't know any magic.
"Take him and follow me."
Andrew flew onto his horse and ordered coldly, and the general immediately obeyed. Soon, the three of them rode two horses and left here quickly.
There was a small town near the village. Andrew found a teahouse, threw out a few coins, and said, "I'm going to book the place today and kick out all the guests."
"Sir, please sit inside and I'll clear the place right away."
Seeing the big guest coming, the shopkeeper immediately welcomed Andrew in and asked the waiter to persuade the other guests to leave. Of course, this was not easy, so the shopkeeper had to give them free orders.
In addition, the general has changed into ordinary clothes, which will not attract the attention of the heavenly soldiers and generals, but his eye shadow is a bit troublesome. In this movie, the heavenly side has eye shadow from top to bottom. I don’t know if there is anything special about it.
Hobby.
After all the guests left, a group of musicians and dancers began to perform. While eating the food, Andrew said to Lu Yan, who was lying on the ground: "There is good wine now, why don't you get up and drink some together?"
Lu Yan, who had been pretending to be dead just now, immediately got up, picked up a bottle of wine and said excitedly: "I have long wanted to try the fine wine here, but unfortunately, I have never had the money."
Andrew did not hurt the meridians on Lu Yan's arm, so he has now recovered. He took a sip of wine and said, "Who are you? With such high martial arts skills, you can also do magic tricks?"
Lu Yan was not afraid of Andrew, because if the other party wanted to kill him, he would have died long ago.
"Don't you know who I am?"
Andrew picked up a piece of green vegetables and asked casually. The food here tastes average. After all, there are not as many seasonings as in later generations, but the ingredients are fresh and have a faint aura.
"You are different from the person I thought you were."
Lu Yan paused and said: "At the very least, that person shouldn't be able to do magic, and his martial arts shouldn't be that high. The purpose of my coming here is to find that person and protect him, but why do you need my protection?"
Lu Yan's words reminded Andrew of a saying circulating on the Internet, and he couldn't help but laugh - Sun Wukong hugged Tang Monk and shouted: "Master, stop fighting. If you fight monsters again, you will die."
"I don't need anyone to protect me, but I need someone to help me, and you are quite suitable."
Andrew said, and Lu Yan said with a dissatisfied look on his face: "I, the great wine master, will help you?"
"Food and accommodation are included, and there is enough alcohol."
Andrew said, and Lu Yan immediately changed his expression and said: "It is my honor to serve Skywalker. Let's go together to rescue the Monkey King and defeat the Jade War God.
Uh, wait, you are so good at fighting, do you really need the Monkey King?"
"Of course you need it, there are helpers, why not?"
Andrew said: "Lu Yan, you come with me to Wuzhishan. On the way, I will teach you Kung Fu, let you awaken your Qi, and enhance our strength."
The fake Skywalker lets the Jiuxian and the Silent Monk teach Kung Fu, while the real Skywalker teaches the Jiuxian and the Silent Monk Kung Fu.
"I can also awaken qi? Hey, wait, you use qi? Isn't that only the Jade God of War can do that?"
Lu Yan asked in surprise, and Andrew said: "There are many people who are angry. As for whether you can awaken, it depends on your qualifications."
"There must be no problem with my qualifications. If there is any problem, then drink more."
Lu Yan chuckled, and then he shouted: "Shopkeeper, bring in some more wine. No, I'm bringing all the wine here. It's rare for someone to treat you. I'm going to drink myself to death here today."
The shopkeeper looked at Andrew hesitantly, and Andrew threw out a few more coins and said, "Just do it."
"Thank you sir."
The shopkeeper was overjoyed and immediately followed the instructions. Soon, wine jars were placed around him. Lu Yan's mouth almost watered. When had he ever been so rich in his life?
Long live Skywalker, he can not only save the world, but also the alcohol bug in his belly.
Lu Yan thought of something, pointed at the general behind him and asked: "By the way, what are you doing with this guy? He is a heavenly general and very dangerous."
"As a squire, now that I have you, I don't need him anymore. I can settle it after I finish asking."
Andrew said casually, Lu Yan rolled his eyes, and was about to refute when he suddenly saw the wine jars around him. He thought for a moment, just wait for the waiter, at least there will be wine to drink.
Then, Andrew began to ask the generals for various information, such as the detailed location of Heavenly Court in Wuzhishan, how many soldiers and horses were stationed, and what other masters were under the command of the Jade Frontier God of War?
The controlled generals answered one by one. After Andrew finished asking, Lu Yan, who found it interesting, asked the generals, what bad things did the God of War of Yujiang do?
Lu Yan almost went crazy with this question. This bastard, Yujiang God of War, would not even let the village girl go. Can you imagine how many bad things he has done in the past five hundred years?
To put it simply, if this guy was cut to pieces with a thousand cuts, it would be considered an advantage to him.
"We must defeat the Jade God of War as soon as possible, welcome back the Jade Emperor, and save the world."
Lu Yan said, Andrew glanced at him and didn't say much, why should he put his hope in the hands of others? Wouldn't it be nice to defeat the Jade God of War and sit in that position himself?
"Jade Emperor? Humph, since you have neglected your duty, don't blame others for taking your place."
Andrew snorted secretly, and then he said to the general: "Find a place where no one is around to commit suicide. Don't let anyone find your body."
The general turned around and left without any nonsense. Why not turn him into a puppet? Because he was too weak.
Although this world has something to do with Journey to the West, except for the Jade God of War and the Monkey King, the combat power of others is not stronger than that of Kung Fu Panda World.
Seeing Andrew's methods, Lu Yan was frightened for a while. That general deserves to die. There is no problem with that. The problem is that Andrew's control methods, no matter how you look at them, do not look like the methods of a famous and decent family.
"This is a way of applying Qi."
Andrew said: "After awakening Qi, you will gain special abilities, such as controlling others. There is nothing evil about this. In fact, I have more evil abilities."
"Are you really a positive person?"
Lu Yan complained, and Andrew didn't say much. He drank tea and watched the show while recovering his strength and waiting for departure tomorrow.
Lu Yan originally wanted to ask how to cultivate Qi, but seeing Andrew like this, he wisely continued to drink. Qi is very important, but wine is more important. With so much wine to drink, he has no regrets in his life.
At the same time, Death and others finally walked out of the desert, or Liusha River, and came to the Wuzhishan area. Everyone was very angry after suffering for so long. As soon as they found the village, they immediately slaughtered them, absorbed souls and made corpses.
Although Billy is not a good person, he still has his conscience after all. On the surface, he has no objections, but secretly he shakes his head. In comparison, the people of the motherland don't care at all. Others are just ants to him. He is roasting chicken wings and eating them.
, he was starving to death these days.
"The world is a little strange."
When Seth absorbed the soul, he could sense some memories. He frowned and said: "This world is a bit like the Journey to the West world in oriental novels. For example, there is Heaven and the Monkey King Sun Wukong.
But it doesn’t match up in many places. The Heavenly Court is actually on Wuzhi Mountain, and the person in charge is some Jade War God, which I have never heard of.”
As a multi-faceted being, Seth knew that "Journey to the West" was normal, and Sithorn could still memorize ancient texts.
"Journey to the West is just a novel, any situation is normal."
Death shook his head, and when he understood the situation in this world, he said: "The Mechanical Demon King will definitely chase us and want to completely eliminate us. Let's go to the Jade War God to cooperate and tell him that the Dragon Warrior wants to rescue the Monkey King.
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Death doesn't know what Andrew wants to do, but the other person is the savior, and many things can be guessed. For example, he will never side with the Jade God of War.
Yujiang God of War is extremely evil. For example, all the prettier young girls in this village were harmed by him.
"good."
Everyone had no objection, and then they went to Wuzhishan to find cooperation with the Jade War God. The Jade War God was so arrogant that he didn't care about them at all at first, but when he saw their abilities, he immediately changed from disdain to solicitation.
"You said that Dragon Warrior will come to save the Monkey King? Could he be the legendary Skywalker?"
The Jade War God looked at the stone statue of the Monkey King in the hall and asked in a deep voice. That stone statue was the petrified body of the Monkey King. In order to prevent the other party from resurrecting, the Jade War God had not moved it.
There has always been a legend in this world. Five hundred years later, Skywalker will bring the Ruyi Golden Cudgel to save the Monkey King and defeat the Jade War God. Now, it is five hundred years later.
"Besides him, who else is qualified to be a Skywalker?"
Death did not know whether Andrew was a Skywalker, but this did not prevent him from putting his hat on Andrew's head and said: "I believe he is already on his way here.
Jade War God, we will work with you to deal with the Dragon Warrior, because he is also our enemy."
"Great, what help do you need?"
Jade War God smiled and said that he did not trust Death and the others, but these people were still very good as chess pieces. In any case, the Monkey King could not be resurrected.
"The soul, and the body."
Death smiled and said: "As long as you have enough souls and corpses, we can help you eradicate no matter what enemy you are."
"as you wish."
Jade War God looked at death and suddenly laughed: "I will let my army help you collect souls and corpses, but I want to see Skywalker's head. If I can't see it, I can only take your heads.
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"Don't worry, we never disappoint."
Death said, the natives, Billy, and Alessa looked up at the roof at the same time to prevent the Jade God of War from seeing their embarrassment. Well, this roof is so beautiful, it looks like a roof.
The Jade God of War didn't notice this and sent an army to Death. At the same time, he got a portrait of the Dragon Warrior from Death and immediately posted it all over the country for soldiers to search for his location.