This parallel universe is different from the DC universe in many ways. For example, there is no Satan or Gabriel in this universe. Otherwise, the earth would not be so easily invaded by the Zerg.
Why did Andrew know? Because after he arranged various things, he found Zha Kang and asked about the situation of the gods and demons.
Zha Kang has many enemies, so his whereabouts are elusive. It took Alice a lot of effort to find him and bring him to Wayne Manor.
"Satan may have existed before, but he definitely doesn't exist now. The most powerful demon in hell is the Three Palace Demons, and there are also some other demon kings. I have dealt with many demon kings and have some friendships."
While smoking, Zha Kang said: "As for Gabriel, I have never seen him. The ones in the church are just ordinary priests."
"A bit of friendship? Is it a friendship that I want to kill you for?"
Andrew sneered, looked at Zha Kang and said, "You still have one month left to live, think about how to survive?"
Ahem, cough, cough, Zha Kang keeps coughing, aren't you here to ask questions? Why do you suddenly tell me that I only have one month left to live?
Zha Kang asked: "Really or not? Am I cursed by someone?"
"You are cursed by cigarettes. How many packs of cigarettes a day, who will die if you don't die?"
Andrew looked disgusted, and Zha Kang looked at the cigarette in his hand, a little speechless. I am Constantine, even the devil can't kill me, so why would he die on this mere cigarette?
Zha Kang wanted to throw away the cigarette, but he hesitated and continued smoking. He couldn't waste it. He asked, "Well, how did I survive in another universe?"
"In another universe, there is Gabriel and Satan."
Andrew told Zha Kang the plot of the movie, and Zha Kang said with a narcissistic look: "As expected of me, I have come up with such a method, so smart.
By the way, does that woman named Angela exist in this world? Don’t get me wrong, I just want to comfort her."
"Then take her to the hotel and let her pay for the hotel, right?"
Andrew complained that compared to this guy, Wade and Van Helsing are both better men. He said: "The key to the problem is that there is no Gabriel or Satan in this world, so this method cannot be used."
"That means I'm going to die in a month?"
Zha Kang had a headache. He had committed suicide before. If he died, he would definitely go to hell. At that time, the demons he drove back to hell would definitely entertain him warmly and let him experience the beauty of hell.
"Mr. Wang, tell me what you want me to do? As long as I can survive, everything will be easy. I'm such a good person and I never disappoint anyone."
Zha Kang asked, the other person who told him about this must have an agenda. He never worried about being used by others, he only worried that he was of no use value. Anyone who used him would not end well anyway.
"Besides me, there are also people from the Zerg tribe who have come back from the future."
Andrew said, and Kang couldn't help but complain: "Is it really the Terminator? Mr. Wang, who are you playing?"
"Maybe he is the one who destroyed the world."
Andrew smiled and said: "Now that the earth is under my control, those people will definitely not dare to cause trouble on the earth, but they will never give up."
"You mean, they will cooperate with the Demon King of Hell?"
Zha Kang is a smart man and quickly guessed what Andrew meant. Andrew said: "80% of the time, in addition to the devil of hell, they will probably also find aliens."
"Alien, the devil from hell? Why does it feel so inconsistent?"
Zha Kang complained, a science person and a magic person can actually get along?
"These days, mixing and matching is the trend."
Andrew smiled and said: "The alien side is easy to talk about and not difficult to solve, but the hell side must be planned in advance to prevent them from entering the earth. So, Constantine, I need you to do something for me."
"What's the matter? Let me tell you first, my magic level is very average."
Zha Kang shrugged. He was considered an amateur magician and his skills were not as good as those of professionals. However, he was good at all kinds of magic. In a head-on battle, there were not many magicians who could kill him.
Andrew said: "I know your magic level is not high. Didn't you see that there is no game character of yours in the game space?"
Zha Kang was speechless. He was heartbroken, and then he felt a little dissatisfied. No matter how bad I am, I am still better than some super villains, right? Why are there them and not me?
In fact, there was a game character like Zha Kang at the beginning, but this guy was nothing but a deceit and abduction. The players were deceived in a cruel way, and no one was willing to train him. In the end, this game character lost his spirituality and became a mere game character.
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Andrew was too lazy to explain, so he asked: "Have you ever heard of free prostitution magic?"
"Free prostitution magic? Is there still such magic in this world?"
Zha Kang was stunned, looking like I don't know much magic, so don't lie to me?
"Of course, this magic comes from a respectable guardian of the world, the Supreme Mage."
Andrew said: "The dark world wanted to invade the world she protected, and she pretended to want immortality. The Lord of Darkness was overjoyed and gave her dark magic, hoping to corrupt her and control her.
Unexpectedly, although she absorbed the dark magic power, she was not controlled. She even had some authority over the dark world and could extract the dark magic power at will. This was not over yet. In the end, she even beat up the Lord of Darkness."
"Idol."
Zha Kang's eyes were bright. He borrowed money from others and not only refused to pay it back, but also beat up the creditor. This was definitely an idol, and he was on a higher level than when he went to a hotel to ask a woman to pay for him.
Zha Kang said excitedly: "Mr. Wang, I want to learn the magic of free prostitution."
"I'll teach you. After you learn it, go to hell and borrow magic power from those demon kings."
Andrew said: "Then, through those demon kings, gain the trust of the will of hell, and finally, in turn, interfere with those demon kings so that they cannot invade the earth.
Once this plan succeeds, hell will no longer be a threat, and your problems will also be solved. With the magic power of hell, you can live as long as you want. There is also a special benefit: you no longer have to worry about kidney deficiency."
"Mr. Wang, your plan is good, but it is very difficult."
Zha Kang thought for a while and said very seriously: "I have to pay more."
Andrew said: "I'll give you information about Angela. Her twin sister is not dead yet."
"Am I that kind of person?"
Zha Kang swallowed his saliva and said: "The main reason is that I want to serve this world. Although I will not die even if the earth is destroyed, the earth is my home and I must protect it."
"You really have the potential to learn the magic of free prostitution."
Andrew nodded with satisfaction and placed his fingers between Zha Kang's eyebrows. A large amount of information poured into Zha Kang's mind, including the free whoring magic and his entire plan.
Then, Zha Kang's body disappeared, but was sent to hell by Andrew.
Andrew still trusts Zha Kang's ability to deceive and abduct. In this case, the threat of hell will be greatly reduced, and the only remaining ones will be aliens.
Andrew raised his hand, and three mother boxes appeared in his hands. If Darkseid really came to Earth, then he would have a good time with him.
If you take a spaceship to get from Apokolips to Earth, it will take at least several months. Therefore, the Zerg and Darkseid will definitely find a way to open the space channel, and then they can use the Mother Box to snipe them.
Darkseid and his Apokolips are very suitable for military training and should not be wasted - before the decisive battle, it is still necessary to let the people see the blood first.
"What are these three boxes? Do they look dangerous?"
Catwoman came over with a plate of fruit and asked, and Andrew said: "Didn't you leave? Why are you back?"
"Who left? I just went to deal with some trivial matters. I wanted to see if you lied to me. My criminal record is really gone."
Catwoman raised her head and said, she would not leave. If she left, wouldn't it be an advantage for other women? She would use her own methods to make Andrew only love her.
What's the use of Wonder Woman being able to fight? She's not a subordinate. She, Selina, is so beautiful and so good at seducing people. How can she lose to her?
"How could I, the great savior, lie to you about such a trivial matter?"
Andrew complained, saying: "In addition, as the savior, I am busy saving the world now. You must not sit in my arms and feed me fruit with your mouth. Don't, it will affect my saving the world."
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"Are you sure you are the real savior? Or are all saviors as shameless as you?"
Catwoman couldn't help complaining. She didn't sit in Andrew's arms, but sat next to him and fed him fruit with her hands. The reason was very simple, and she couldn't let Andrew succeed too easily.
Andrew sighed: "Beauty is a disaster."
Playing with Catwoman is just an adjustment. When it comes to business matters, Andrew will definitely not forget that he left a mark on Zha Kang and monitors his movements at all times. If this guy fails, he will take action to make up for it as much as possible.
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"Fake."
Zha Kang was cursing someone at this time. Who was he scolding? Of course he was scolding Andrew. How could such a person send him directly to hell? At least let him make some preparations, for example, buy some cosmetics or something. The air in hell is not ordinary.
Bad, it affects the skin very much.
The hell of the DC universe is like a wasteland version of the real world, filled with yellow mist everywhere, and hideous demons can be vaguely seen flickering in the mist.
Also, that bastard didn't tell me how to leave this miserable place?
Zha Kang has been to hell before, but it used water as a medium for his soul to enter. As long as someone outside pulls him out of the water, he can leave hell. In this way, he can come and go in hell freely.
The problem is, now that Zha Kang has come directly physically, he doesn't know how to go back and teleport across hell? If he knew this kind of magic, he wouldn't be Zha Kang.
"Constantine, it's Constantine."
At this time, a demon recognized Constantine and shouted excitedly. Hearing this, other demons gathered around him one after another, surrounding Zha Kang on three levels inside and three outside.
"So enthusiastic? You are indeed my good friend."
Zha Kang laughed on the surface, but felt a little guilty in his heart. Why didn't I remember that I had so many enemies in hell? It shouldn't be the case, I'm not so dedicated?