Andrew nodded with deep understanding, and the two beauties looked at Tsunade dumbfounded. This eldest sister is really heroic.
Ashley asked with great interest: "Sister, are you a superpower? Also, uncle, are you not afraid of those people coming for revenge? They have guns in their hands, and there are gangs behind them."
"No, she is just born with supernatural powers. As for revenge, when you came in, you should have seen many depressions in the wall outside, right?"
Andrew held a cup of tea and asked leisurely: "How do you think those depressions appeared?"
Ashley blinked her big eyes and speculated: "That sister smashed someone up?"
"bingo."
Andrew smiled and said, "You don't have to worry about me. I'm safe here. She will protect me. Apart from beating and scolding customers, apart from eating and being lazy, apart from loving to drink, apart from often breaking glasses and bowls, she is still very good." "
"I beat and scolded the customers. I was too lazy to do anything. I'm really sorry for you."
Tsunade gave Andrew her middle finger again, "Do you really need protection? You won't die even if the earth is destroyed, okay?"
At this time, two shouts and curses came from outside, coming from the two people before. However, they quickly fled from here. After all, there were other people chasing them.
Ashley sighed: "What on earth do the officials want to do to drag people into big cities and make them so chaotic now?"
"It is said online that it will be an unprecedented disaster. It was Director Tianjian who asked all countries to do this."
Blair said with bright eyes: "This news should be true, because only Director Tianjian can make all countries cooperate sincerely. No one can do this except Director Tianjian."
"I know you are a fan of Director Tianjian, so there is no need to brag for him here."
Ashley laughed and said, Blair rolled his eyes at Ashley, but he was not embarrassed. After all, there are not many people on earth who worship Director Tianjian.
Andrew drank tea calmly, without saying anything. Picking up girls with a large phone is not fun, but picking up girls with a small one is more fun. Uh, by the way, if the small one pries the corner of the large one, does it count as NTR?
Of course, Andrew could tell that although Blair admired Director Tianjian, he was not a fanatical fan, just an ordinary star chaser.
"Let me tell you, Director Tianjian is a bastard. He has abnormal relationships with many women."
Tsunade was unhappy with others praising Andrew, so she came over and said, this is not nonsense. Last Valentine's Day, she saw Andrew with her own eyes and sent many videos and blessings on her mobile phone, some of which even sent messages across the universe.
"impossible."
Blair shook his head and said: "He is busy saving the world every day, how can he have time to maintain a relationship with a woman? The greatest thing about Director Tianjian is that he has always been saving the world, never slacking off and working tirelessly.
The reason why I admire him is because of this. It is not a big deal for a person to do a good deed. What is really valuable is that he persists in doing good deeds. He is my role model."
Obviously, Blair is a rational fan. She admires Andrew not because of his power, but because of his perseverance.
Tsunade looked at Andrew who was drinking tea slowly over there, and remembered that he yawned every day and wasted time with her in the restaurant, and a doubt popped up in her mind, this guy couldn't be the fake Director of Tianjian, right?
"Director Tianjian."
Andrew said with a complicated look on his face, and Ashley asked: "Uncle, your expression looks like you have a story?"
"I also feel that my face and my hair have a story."
Andrew nodded with deep understanding, and Blair smiled and said, "But as soon as you speak, the story disappears."
Andrew laughed. In fact, he originally wanted to take the path of a deep and cold uncle at first, but he hung out with Tsunade every day. The two kept fighting, lazily, and messing around. Gradually, it turned into what it is now.
"You may not believe it, but I used to be a superhero. Well, don't make it so obvious. At least pretend to be shocked."
Andrew complained, and Ashley and Blair shook their heads at the same time. Andrew didn't look like a superhero, just a lazy uncle next door.
Because of the shooting incident, everyone got acquainted a lot and chatted together for a long time. Until the heavy rain stopped, Ashley looked at the time and said, "Uncle, how much is it? We are going back."
"No, I had a great time chatting today. I'll give you a free ride. You can use the money you pay to book an online ride-hailing service."
Andrew shook his head and said, but Ashley and Blair didn't want to take advantage of Andrew. Although they didn't drink the chili soup, the tea, spring rolls, and snacks were all very good, especially the tea, which they still have an aftertaste of.
Tsunade shook her head and said, "Call a taxi. I don't want to see your naked bodies in an alley."
Ashley and Blair were stunned. At this time, Andrew asked in confusion: "Will there be corpses? Wouldn't the Southeast Asian gangs empty out the internal organs, separate the other parts of the body, and sell them piece by piece?"
The last time someone bought pork on the street, they ended up with a piece of meat that was made into pork belly. Those people really didn't waste anything."
"Varied?"
The two beauties were obviously frightened. They held their hands together and trembled. Isn't this too scary? At this moment, Andrew suddenly laughed and said, "It's just a joke. You don't really believe it, do you?"
The two beauties were stunned for a moment, and then they hit Andrew several times in shame and anger. It was so abominable that they would use such a thing to scare people.
Andrew laughed loudly, and the three of them had a good time. Ashley and Blair said goodbye and left. As for the food money, they definitely didn't have it. Who let that guy make such a bad joke?
"The dignified Director Tianjian, instead of saving the world, hides in a small restaurant to be lazy and pick up girls. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morals?"
After Tsunade finished mopping the floor, she mocked, and Andrew said with a look of disgust: "Has the table been cleared, has the kitchen been cleaned, has the blood stains outside been cleaned up? Nothing has been done, and there is still time to discuss philosophy. I don't know how to discuss it. Are all philosophical people poor?"
Tsunade pointed her middle finger directly at Andrew, but Andrew didn't take it seriously. He lay on the specially made bamboo recliner, closed his eyes, and analyzed the superpower in his mind.
Andrew has never been a lazy person. In the past two months, he has been analyzing supernatural powers and trying to restore the supernatural powers in his body to normal.
Andrew's body's superpowers are so chaotic. If he can recover, it means that he has completely mastered the rules of superpowers.
In addition, Andrew's clone and Green are working very hard to create the Ten-Tails in Little Hell. They have failed eighteen times so far, and the two are preparing to try the nineteenth time.
Not only that, Andrew has been cooperating with the strategies of Iron Man and Batman. He is really not lazy at all. He even has no time to accompany his girlfriend and can only send text messages. If the multiverse does not send him a model worker medal, he will definitely There is a shady story.
"I have made very rapid progress in the past two months. I can already use a little power. It should be due to the general trend of supernatural powers. In addition, I should have some blessings from the universe, otherwise there is no reason to be so fast. But this is not enough. I need more. Much blessing from the universe.”
Andrew secretly thought: "How can I get more blessings from the universe? It's a pity that I don't know who the hero and heroine are, otherwise it would be much easier."
Without knowing the hero and heroine, Andrew can only wait for the disaster to break out. On the one hand, he can use the disaster to gain the favor of the universe. On the other hand, when the time comes, many people will steal the show, and the protagonist, eighty percent of the time, is hidden among those among people.
After all, the protagonist is always brilliant, and at the same time, he is also the most incredible - there is something that others cannot do, but someone can do it easily, and 80% of the time it is the protagonist.
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"Blair, call me when you get back."
Ashley got out of the taxi and waved to Blair. Blair smiled and said, "Don't worry about that, right? This is a regular online ride-hailing service."
"Yes, I have registered. If something happens, the police will find me immediately. Although this lady is indeed a beauty, how can I destroy my future?"
The driver, a young Indian man, said humorously. However, he glanced at Blair and swallowed secretly. It seemed that it was worth destroying his own future for this woman? How big.
"No, I still want to make money and send it back to my hometown. My family is waiting to immigrate to the United States. Although the United States is not a good place, it is better than that hell place."
The little brother shook his head, and after Blair closed the door, he concentrated on driving Blair home. When Blair got off the car, he handed over a business card and said: "If you use the car next time, you can contact me directly by phone. It will be better than the platform." It’s cheaper up there.”
This was a very common thing. Blair didn't pay much attention to it, collected his business card and left.
At the same time, at Ashley's home, as soon as she entered the door, she saw her brother Mike feeding food to several large spiders in a glass tank. She said disgustedly: "Can't you raise some turtles? You raise spiders, How can I find a girlfriend in the future?"
"Wouldn't it be nice to find someone who likes spiders as much as me? I just like spiders. Maybe one day, I will be bitten by a spider like in the comics and become Spider-Man."
Mike didn't take it seriously. The Spider-Man comics he was talking about were superhero comics in this universe. They were very different from the real Spider-Man comics. Basically, they just had the same name, but the origin was the same, being bitten by a spider.
"Have you ever seen any normal girl who likes spiders? By the way, Sir Explosion seems to be killing spiders today. I wonder if he can make it in time?"
Ashley complained, and then she thought of something and hurriedly turned on the TV.
On TV, there is a group of hunter-like people with superpowers who are fighting a group of spiders that are bigger than cows. The hunters all have superpowers, so they are not afraid of these spiders at all. The fight between the two sides is very fierce and exciting.