"I will try my best to find ways to clean up and atone for myself."
Dr. Reed immediately said after hearing this, and Dr. Banner also said through the communicator: "I will help too. This time is too embarrassing. I will not go out for the next three months, even if I die."
"I don't want to go out either."
Natasha and Barton sighed at the same time, what happened before was too bad, and what was even worse was that they were tricked by Hulk and filmed by Tony.
The two of them wanted to dig a hole to bury themselves, and that bastard Tony would never miss the opportunity to mock them.
On the other side, Sif walked up to Steve and said, "We are preparing to return to Asgard. Warriors of the Earth, I am very happy to fight side by side with you."
"So urgent? You came to help us, but we haven't thanked you properly yet."
Steve hurriedly said: "At the very least, let us hold a banquet to thank you. Our earth has a lot of fine wine."
Sif shook her head and said: "There is something wrong with Asgard. We must go back immediately. Thank you for your kindness."
"There's something wrong with Asgard? Do you need our help?"
Steve said very sincerely that Asgard had just helped them, and they should in turn help Asgard.
"No need, Asgard has the ability to handle all disasters."
Sif said proudly, and then the rainbow light fell and took away all the Asgardians.
"I always feel that this matter will not end so easily. There is something else behind those hammers."
Steve fell into deep thought, and then he sighed. It was a pity that the Ghost Rider was not here, otherwise, everything would be clear once he asked.
"If Ghost Rider was here, how could the earth be so miserable?"
Steve secretly sighed that he missed Ghost Rider on the nth day of his business trip.
…
Mechanical hell, Xiao Hela couldn't help but swallowed her saliva. She said with some embarrassment: "Well, when we first met, why did you look at me like this? I have no grudge against you, right?"
Surrounding Little Hela, there were thousands of angels with mechanical wings. They looked at Little Hela with resentment, with their eyes wishing to tear her into pieces.
Xiao Hela now deeply doubts whether she has been tricked by the teacher. Is this also called a good place?
My teacher is good at everything, but he likes to trick people, which is quite bad.
"Their predecessors were the Valkyries of Asgard."
Andrew's voice sounded: "In order to suppress Hela, Odin sent them as vanguards to consume Hela's death power. In the end, they all died at the hands of Hela, and only one Valkyrie was still alive.
Their misery did not end there. After Hela was sealed by Odin, she was full of resentment and could not vent it. She tortured their souls every day, torturing them until they almost collapsed.
Therefore, they hate Hela deeply.
Later, I brought them over from Hela and used the bodies of fallen angels to nourish their fragile souls. After several years, they were finally resurrected."
"My Lord."
Hearing Andrew's voice, all the Valkyries and Angels knelt down to Andrew. Andrew had the gift of reincarnation to them, so they considered him their Lord.
They are no longer the Valkyries of Asgard, but Andrew's mechanical angels.
"So you are the Valkyrie."
Little Hela suddenly realized, and then she asked: "Teacher, I'm not the real Hela. Why did you ask me to come here?"
"You are my disciple and my follower. This mechanical angel army will be controlled by you."
Andrew said: "The premise is that you can make them obey you. If you don't want to, or you can't do it, you can leave here at any time."
When the mechanical angels heard this, they all raised their heads and looked at Little Hela with cold eyes.
Although she is not the real Hela, she definitely has an extremely close relationship with Hela. The dark circles under her eyes and the power of death are the best proof.
"Thousands of Valkyrie Mechanical Angels?"
Little Hela's eyes lit up. She looked so majestic. She immediately said: "Hello everyone, I am Hel. I am indeed related to Hela. She has always wanted to kill me."
The mechanical angels were stunned when they heard this, and their eyes softened a little when they looked at Little Hela.
Xiao Hela was overjoyed and continued: "My origin is a bit complicated. The thing is like this..."
Andrew didn't listen anymore. He personally taught little Hela for a year. If she couldn't even conquer the mechanical angel, it would be a shame for him.
In the City of Machinery, Nick Fury and Hill, who had changed into machine bodies, were looking at the big screen in front of them with confused expressions, where recruitment advertisements for S.H.I.E.L.D. and Hydra were playing.
"We at S.H.I.E.L.D. have good benefits and high salaries. We are now recruiting everyone who has a grudge against Hydra. Our goal is to defeat all Hydra. Contact number... If you come to your door with the body of a Hydra agent,
You can be exempted from the test.”
"We at Hydra have double salaries and enjoy special benefits. We are now recruiting everyone who has a grudge against SHIELD. Our aim is to bring SHIELD to the streets. Contact number... If you bring a SHIELD agent's
If the corpse comes to your door, you can be exempted from the test."
"..."
Nick Fury and Hill were speechless. It was obvious that SHIELD and Hydra were still bitter enemies even in hell.
Speaking of which, which TV station is so creative as to put two advertisements of two mortal enemies together?
"Colson, Pierce, Bucky, Rumlow..."
Seeing those familiar names and figures on the screen, Nick Fury felt as if he was in another world.
"This hell is completely different from the hell I imagined. Except that it is full of robots and has extremely advanced technology, it is almost the same as the earth."
Hill looked around and sighed: "They are just as popular and vibrant. If I had known hell was like this, I wouldn't be afraid of death."
Nick Fury shook his head and said: "Those souls in the reception hall have all signed contracts with the devil, and their souls will go to hell after death.
If nothing else, the hand of darkness that has always shrouded our earth is the Machine Demon King."
Hill asked: "Are you saying that those disasters were all caused by the Mechanical Demon King?"
"Eighty percent yes. Also, if I guess correctly, the Peace Knights are actually the Hell Knights."
Nick Fury nodded. At this moment, a familiar voice sounded from behind: "You guessed it wrong. The disaster was not caused by the boss. In fact, the boss is the savior. Without him, the earth would have been destroyed by the disaster.
"
Nick Fury and Hill turned around and saw Coulson, who had thick hair, standing behind them with a smile on his face.
Now Coulson is not a robot, but a flesh and blood body. He has been collecting souls for Andrew in the Spider-Man Parallel Universe, and his performance is very good.
Therefore, Andrew rewarded Colson with the ability to freely transform between flesh and blood and mechanical bodies, and also gave him a special ability to control hair.
"Colson."
Nick Fury and Hill were very happy to see their old friends. Hill hugged Colson and said, "Colson, it seems you are doing well in hell."
"Not good, but pretty good."
Colson smiled and said: "I used to be the director of the Hell's Bald Nemesis project department. Don't laugh. Although this project has an unpleasant name, its performance is extraordinary.
At least five million bald people have chosen to sign a contract with me, exchanging their souls for a head of lush hair after death."
After saying that, Coulson deliberately shook his hair. He really likes this action now. Without it, it is just showing off.
"ah?"
Nick Fury and Hill are a little dumbfounded, actually using this method to collect souls? Also, Bald Nemesis Project Department, how can you not laugh at this?
"No wonder many bald people on the earth suddenly grew hair. Hey, wait a minute, the Peace Knights' mechanical prosthetic limb project was also created by the Machine Demon King, right?"
Nick Fury touched his head and asked, by the way, why didn't Coulson ask him to sign a contract?
I remember back then, I was also a green young man with thick hair.
"Yes, it was all caused by our boss."
Colson smiled and said: "Now, I am the general manager of the Parallel Universe Development Department of Mechanical Hell, and I have been collecting souls for the boss in the parallel universe.
The method is the same as that of the main universe and Earth, using high technology to exchange souls.
The two of you died, and the boss specifically notified me and asked me to entertain you.
I know you have a lot of doubts, I will explain it to you slowly..."
Nick Fury and Hill had many questions, and Coulson explained them for more than an hour.
"The Ghost Rider, the Black Robe Mage, and the Gunslinger are all mechanical demons... The so-called earth is just the demon king's playground."
Nick Fury said with some enthusiasm, Coulson said: "He is the devil, not God, you can't expect him to give unconditionally.
The earth is lucky to have the boss here. Without the boss, the earth might have been gone long ago.
Fury, Hill, I hope you can come to the parallel universe to help me.
The boss is very generous, with superpowers, immortality, great strength, and planets. You can get these good things as long as you work hard.
In addition, in every mobile ball competition, we can beat Hydra. Their performance is not as good as ours, their equipment is not as good as ours, and they cannot beat us every time."
"If you tell me this, I won't feel sleepy anymore."
Nick Fury smiled and said: "This time, it's my turn to call you commander."
Colson smiled and said: "Actually, I have been waiting for this day for a long time."
The three of them laughed at the same time. Nick Fury and Hill officially joined the Machine Hell.
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"I'm so unlucky."
Thor, the hammer god, was tied to a moving chair and sighed: "I shouldn't have gone to the earth to fight monsters. If I hadn't gone to the earth, my hammer wouldn't have been crushed by that old woman."
If my hammer is not injured, I will not be pressed and beaten by Captain Marvel, let alone be sucked into the space vortex.
If I hadn't been sucked into the space vortex, I wouldn't have ended up in such a bad place.
If I had not fallen into such a bad place, I would not have been plotted against by a dark-skinned woman and turned into a commodity.
If I had not turned into a commodity, I would not have been tied to this broken chair and forced to listen to the disgusting praises and praises all around me."