What made Thanos even more angry was that Death did not take back his hand and looked at the wretched guy with a smile, seeming to be very interested in him.
Death is indeed very interested in Deadpool. How should I put it? She has met many men, but she has never seen such an interesting, real, and... shameless man. To be honest, she is very novel.
In addition, Deadpool is always surrounded by the aura of death, which makes Death favor him.
Deadpool was originally a mercenary, but later suffered from cancer. In order to survive, he volunteered to participate in an evil experiment.
To put it simply, this experiment involves injecting a drug, then beating you, beating you, and torturing you, forcing you to unleash your potential and become a mutant.
Deadpool succeeded. He gained extraordinary self-healing ability, but the cancer cells in his body did not disappear. They were destroyed, self-healed, destroyed, self-healed... It can be said that Deadpool has been walking on the edge of death.
Deadpool did not notice the arrival of Thanos. He was overjoyed when he saw that Death did not withdraw his hand. He said: "My goddess, I never understood why I was alive before. Now I know, it's because of you..."
"If you die, you can see me faster. Wow, look at your face, it's really art."
Death lifted Deadpool's hood and looked at the head that looked like an avocado. His eyes were full of admiration and he couldn't help but touch it with his hands.
Deadpool was a little confused. When other women saw his face, they either screamed or vomited. This was the first time a woman admired him, and she was such a top-notch woman.
Deadpool could tell that the other person really appreciated it, as if he were looking at a piece of art.
Deadpool was excited on the spot. He stood up straight and said, "Goddess, I am willing to dedicate everything to you."
Death looked at Deadpool and couldn't help but laugh. At this moment, a loud roar came from the side: "Asshole, how dare you blaspheme Death?"
With this roar, a purple figure rushed over, and then, with the momentum of tearing the world apart, the Tyrant Blade slashed hard at Deadpool.
Thanos didn't know why he was here. He only knew that he wanted to chop down the avocado in front of him. How dare he seduce his goddess.
What, death is also involved? He must have been deceived by the avocado.
"Thanos?"
When Death saw Thanos, she was stunned for a moment. Then she regained consciousness and hurriedly shouted: "Thanos, stop, we have been tricked by the Machine Demon."
It's a pity that Thanos couldn't hear the words of death. He was filled with rage and kept chasing Deadpool.
"Hey, I'm here to fix the air conditioner."
Deadpool was so frightened that he ran away. At this moment, he suddenly felt full of power and couldn't help but scream strangely. He pulled out two knives and fought with Thanos.
With the blessing of the power of dreams, Deadpool and Thanos fought back and forth, which made Thanos even more angry and attacked Deadpool crazily.
Styx.
The figure of death appeared again. She looked at Andrew and said in shock: "You can actually pull me into a dream? This is impossible."
Yes, the previous death was a real death, and Deadpool was also a real Deadpool. Everything in the dream was not false.
Death couldn't believe this at all. She was the creator of the world, but she was silently pulled into a dream? This is not magic.
"Madam, you should thank me for introducing you to your boyfriend."
Andrew smiled: "Deadpool will not let you down, he will become the most satisfying boyfriend for you."
While speaking, Andrew controlled the device that destroyed the sun to stop. There was no attack. Thanos instinctively stopped to fight back and stood there stupidly.
Stopping for a better attack, Andrew quickly built various attack devices. At the same time, more and more sentries appeared, gathering their strength and preparing to completely kill Thanos.
Thanos can kill his wounds with death, but he cannot kill his own death.
"Deadpool is really good."
Death did not deny this. He asked: "But what I ask is, how did you pull me into the dream?"
Death knew very well that Andrew was trying to intimidate him, telling him not to continue to foul. The fact that the other party could silently pull him into the dream meant that the other party had the strength to truly fight with him.
"Flowers are not flowers, dreams are not dreams, Zhuang Zhou dreams of butterflies, or maybe butterflies dream of Zhuang Zhou."
Andrew read a sentence in Chinese, which of course Death would understand, and then he continued: "This is not a dream, it is the future. Three years later, you will see the dying Deadpool and fall in love with him.
I just overlay the future with the dream. This is my own magic, the dream of the future."
"No wonder I fell into the trap. It turned out to be something that really happened in the future."
Death suddenly realized that she was not too angry about this matter, because it meant that the avocado was real.
Death is very interested in that avocado.
"Thanos' greatest reliance is you, and his greatest weakness is also you."
Andrew said: "Simply put, the strongest place is also the weakest place."
"He just loves me so much."
Death looked at Andrew and asked: "Mechanical Demon King, are you actually already at the single universe level?"
In the single universe, even with magic like Future Dream, it is impossible to pull death into the dream, especially since Andrew did not use any treasures.
This is real strength.
"You won't believe it if I tell you. Seth gave me his early memories."
Andrew smiled and said: "I can step into the single universe at any time now, but I will not do this. I want to achieve the single universe as the Lord of Hell. This is very important for my future path to diversity."
Andrew has two diverse paths to take, one is to become the Lord of Hell in various universes, and the other is to be promoted through small universes.
Compared with the former, the latter takes more time and energy, so Andrew has been taking the previous path, and as for the small universe, he is saving it to increase his strength.
"Set gave you his initial memories? Then you should really thank Him."
Death is a bit speechless. Is that guy an enemy of the Machine Demon King or an ally? So generous?
"Yes, I plan to write a letter of praise to Him and praise Him publicly."
Andrew smiled and said: "Death, I'm sorry, I won this one."
Death shook his head and did not deny that, in fact, his dream clone had been trying to awaken Thanos.
Unfortunately, it was useless, because the sound of death could not reach Thanos's ears, and he could not get close to Thanos.
Dream, but Andrew is in control.
As for Thanos himself, he was completely irritated by Deadpool, and besides anger, there was still anger in his mind.
There is no way, Deadpool's trash talk is too powerful.
"You're a useless old man, why should you compete with me for a goddess? Have you satisfied her?"
"Look at your appearance, you look like a purple potato, and your chin, well, it makes me sick just looking at it, let alone a goddess."
"Give up. The goddess will only choose me. Look at my face. The goddess says it is a work of art."
"Wow, a work of art. I'm in love again. I want to hold the goddess and let her body be filled with my traces."
It's true that Thanos is a bastard, but he really loves death and is the kind of person who would sacrifice everything for the other person. Deadpool's trash talk made him completely go berserk and chase him at all costs.
As for other things, Thanos has no interest in caring about it. Now he just wants to kill Deadpool and cut him into pieces.
Thanos has completely lost.
Death said: "You are really ruthless to defeat Thanos and the Machine Demon King in this way."
"The reason why I use dream magic is mainly to save mana. Next, I have to go to war with Sithorn, so I must stay in the best condition."
Andrew said: "Sithorn is not that easy to deal with."
"Other than you, no one in heaven would think of dealing with Sithorne."
Death said: "Mechanical Demon King, can you let Thanos go? I can promise you on his behalf that before there is an obvious population crisis in the universe, I will no longer think about killing half and leaving half.
The Dark Army will also be disbanded, and he will wait for the time as an ordinary person."
"Death, you arranged the death arena. You said you could only leave one of the two. Now that Thanos has lost, you want to regret it?"
Andrew sneered and said that the reason why he used the dream of the future was to show his strength, so as not to die too much.
Death sighed. This approach was indeed a bit embarrassing, but she really didn't want to give up Thanos, who was the most useful licking dog.
"In addition, the Dark Legion is gone. Nebula is mine. She and the Predator Alliance should cooperate with each other to destroy all the Dark Legion's bases while Thanos is away."
Andrew continued, he has laid out the Predator Alliance for a long time, and Yondu is now the veteran of the Predator Alliance. Well, I won’t go into details about this.
"Machine Demon King, your methods are really powerful."
Death sighed, and Andrew smiled and said: "It's nothing, I'm just used to cutting the grass and roots.
In short, Thanos must die, but I can give you a face and let Thanos' soul go. However, I have two conditions.
First, you have to give me a single universe-level death power.
Second, Thanos cannot be resurrected before the time comes, so let him stay in your temple of death and accompany you well."
"My power of death?"
Death thought for a while, nodded and said: "Yes, but you can only use this power of death to deal with Sithorn, otherwise it will be a violation."
"good."
Andrew was very satisfied and said: "With your power of death, we will be more confident in dealing with Sithorn."
"Don't underestimate Sithorn. He is not that easy to deal with. You injured him before, but this time, he will definitely go all out."
Death raised its skeletal finger and drew a death rune on Andrew's chest, and then the rune disappeared into Andrew's clothes.
"If I had underestimated Sithorne, I would have started a war with him by now."
Andrew smiled and said: "No one values Sithorn more than me."
"good."
Death nodded and disappeared. Andrew snapped his fingers, and the device that destroyed the sun and the sentry attacked simultaneously, and Thanos was instantly wiped out.
According to the agreement, Andrew did not kill Thanos' soul, and death dragged him back to his own country.
"Why am I here? Where is that bastard? I'm going to chop him into ten thousand pieces?"
Thanos's eyes were red and he roared angrily. Death wanted to roll his eyes. With a tap of her finger, Thanos suddenly calmed down. He remembered what happened before and his expression changed drastically: "Dream? I lost?"
"Yes, you lost. According to the agreement between me and the Machine Demon King, you cannot be resurrected before the time comes."
Death said: "Thanos, during this time, you stay here with me."
"Damn Mechanical Demon King, he actually used such despicable methods."
Thanos cursed first, and then said to Death guiltily: "I'm sorry to disappoint you."
"It's all over, my Thanos. You will still have the opportunity to continue to fulfill your destiny in the future."
Death said: "During this period, you work hard to understand the rules of death and strive to go further."
"good."
Thanos nodded, what was on his mind, and he cursed: "The Mechanical Demon King is so hateful. He actually deliberately created a super disgusting guy in his dream. Let me just say, how could you fall in love with an avocado?"
"Well……"
Death was hesitant to tell Thanos the truth. He thought about it and decided to wait until later.
"Deadpool, you'll see me soon."
Death could not wait any longer. This was the first time in countless years that she cared so much about a man.
In fact, Deadpool also cares about it and is preparing to commit suicide.
Thanos doesn't know what Death is thinking. Although he is defeated, it's not too bad to be able to stay with Death.
Thanos began to look forward to his future life, but he didn't know that an avocado was about to arrive.
As the saying goes, a dog cannot be a licker.
Skeleton Hell.
The strength of the mechanical hell's army is far superior to that of the Demon King's Army. In order to deal with the mechanical army, the Demon King's Army has to overdraw its future and sacrifice the will of chaos.
After the will of chaos was sacrificed, the strength of the Demon King's army was greatly enhanced. As a result, the strength of the Demon King's army was greatly increased and it could barely sustain itself.
Just barely holding on.
At this time, two tall hell gates appeared out of thin air in the Skeleton Hell, and then the Earth's superheroes and the Asgardian army entered the hell at the same time.
"Wow, the air in hell is so bad, the smell of sulfur is so strong..."
Tony was complaining when he suddenly saw the bloody battle in the fortress in the distance, the million-strong army shouting to kill, demon corpses on the ground, and blood everywhere, which made him swallow his saliva.
Although he has experienced many battles and even fought against aliens, Tony has never been exposed to such a cruel battlefield.
"This is more terrifying than World War II."
Steve shook his head. At this time, Frank shouted: "You join the battle immediately, there is no time to waste, we must take the fortress in one go and end this war completely.
Superheroes, go to District 13 on the left. There are some demon elites there. You have to deal with them.
God King Odin, Thor, Circe, you go to the sky to help and deal with those dimensional demons as soon as possible.
Hull, Captain Marvel, and Steve, the three of you, command your legions and join the battle."
Everyone also knew that now was not the time to talk nonsense, so they nodded and followed Frank's instructions.
Before Tony left, he gave Howard a middle finger with a smile on his face. How come this old guy is younger than himself? Who is the son and who is the father?
"The Mechanical Angel Legion, your leader, is here."
Little Hela flew towards the Mechanical Angel excitedly. The battlefield was filled with a strong aura of death. She liked it so much.
Captain Marvel and Steve looked stunned: "Legion, where did we get the Legion?"