"Is it difficult? Then don't do it. Uh, who is your brother?"
Andrew complained, you are obviously my son, okay? You are inferior.
The person who just spoke was Lucifer, who opened a bar until he was almost bankrupt. He said: "My duty is to ensure that hell does not interfere with the main world. If you open the door to hell so unscrupulously, from the perspective of duty, I must stop you.
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In the DC universe, hell is the territory of heaven, which is different from the settings in the Marvel world.
Andrew raised his eyebrows: "You want to stop me? Believe it or not, I will go to the IRS to report you for tax evasion? The IRS, the American Taxation Service, is something even the president would not dare to mess with."
"Cough cough cough."
Lucifer coughed loudly and asked awkwardly: "How do you know this?"
Immediately, Lucifer complained: "Wait a minute, you actually reported me, the devil, to the IRS. If you want to report it, why don't you go to heaven?"
"There is no point in going to heaven. They are all your acquaintances. Those angels have all fallen."
Andrew said: "As for how I know this, hey, what does your bar look like? I don't know? You still owe me hundreds of thousands of dollars in beer money."
Introducing, Andrew Wang, the general beer supplier at Lucifer Bar.
"We'll talk about the money we owe later. Hey, it's so hard to do business in this world. I've been working hard for several years, but the bar business is still a mess."
Lucifer sighed. Of course, he didn't use magic power, so it wouldn't be fun. He came to Earth mainly to experience human life.
What Lucifer doesn't know is that the reason why his bar is so miserable is because his waiter Gabriel is thinking about driving away customers every day, so no matter how hard he tries, the bar business is not doing well.
In order to save money, Lucifer had no choice but to evade taxes, and occasionally sold himself out to drink with some important guests. He was so miserable that his face had lost weight, and now he can't find the perfect angle for taking pictures.
Andrew smiled: "It's too easy, what does it mean to you?"
"That's true."
Lucifer smiled, running a bar was quite fun for him, after all, he had never experienced it before.
"Wait a minute, you almost got me wrong."
Lucifer said: "Closing the gate to hell ends this matter. Demons cannot enter the main world on a large scale. Mr. Wang, if it continues to develop, even if I don't stop you, heaven will take action."
"Lucifer, those demons will not leave the planet of the Bee Stars, they will only cause chaos on that planet."
Andrew said: "This is my grudge against the Bee Stars, and it has nothing to do with the overall situation of heaven and hell."
"The question is, how do you ensure they are only on that planet?"
Lucifer said: "Although you prohibit demon kings from entering the main world, there are many demons with the ability to teleport. As long as they obtain enough souls, they can teleport to other planets and kill.
In addition, those demons can open the altar and sacrifice their souls to invite the demon king to come. At that time, the entire main world will be threatened."
"Don't worry, all the demons that enter the main world have their souls under my control."
Andrew smiled and said: "If they leave that planet, or summon the devil, I will take away their souls immediately."
After speaking, Andrew stretched out his left hand, and the wishing ring on it sparkled.
Lucifer was stunned for a moment, and then understood Andrew's plan. He complained: "Mr. Wang, which devil king are you reincarnated? The methods are darker than mine?"
Andrew smiled and said: "Thank you, I am the reincarnation of the Lord of Hell."
"How come I didn't know I was reincarnated as you?"
Lucifer rolled his eyes, thought for a while, and said: "Although it is limited to one planet, as a fair and strict demon king of hell who abides by his duties, I still have to stop you, unless..."
Andrew knew what Lucifer meant, so he interrupted him directly and said, "Wait a minute, let me figure out how many days of work you have missed?"
"The Demon King is on a business trip, how can he be called off work? I came to Earth to inspect business, ensure that evil people can enter hell smoothly after death, realize the sustainable development of hell, and increase the GDP of hell as much as possible..."
Lucifer was a little embarrassed and said a bunch of words that were incomprehensible. Then he said: "Unless you let the superheroes come to my bar to hold a celebration party, then I can barely turn a blind eye and close one eye."
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"Lucifer, you have changed, okay, I will change the party venue to your bar and declare you a good friend of the superhero."
Andrew said: "However, let me state in advance that someone may want to kidnap you in the future to threaten the superhero."
"Kidnapping me? This is a whole new experience."
Lucifer's eyes widened and he said, "I hope someone is so bold as to kidnap the devil of hell."
"I also hope that."
Andrew laughed, the agreement was officially reached, and Lucifer's consciousness left the battle fortress and returned to the bar.
Then, Lucifer excitedly said to Gabriel: "Gabriel, prepare quickly, the superheroes will have a celebration banquet here.
Haha, my bar is finally coming back to life. Do you dare to say that I’m not the type to open a bar? I’m Lucifer, I’m super awesome.”
Gabriel looked at Lucifer with an unhappy expression and added more work to himself. This guy was as annoying as he was in heaven.
Not talking about Lucifer for the moment, Andrew ordered the MBI: "Destroy all the Bee Stars, and then bring all their bodies back to the battle fortress, don't leave them behind.
After you finish this, go to the city to rescue the survivors and help everyone."
"Yes, BOSS."
Everyone nodded, and Wade shouted: "BOSS, can you change me back? I don't mind this, but I won't be able to get a girlfriend."
"It doesn't matter, you can get a boyfriend."
Andrew said, and Wade said in shock: "Do I have the setting of being gay? Please help me find it quickly, I don't mind at all, anyway, my wife also cheated on me..., ahem, you pretend you didn't hear it."
"You'll find out later."
Andrew smiled and said: "When the matter is over, I will help you return to normal and charge the lowest price."
Wade said angrily: "You still want to charge me money? Boss, are you too shady? This is a work-related injury. It's fine if I don't let you pay for it, but you still charge me money?"
Hey, wait a minute, there seems to be compensation for work-related injuries."
"This is not a work-related injury, this is a casualty injury, and you did it yourself."
Andrew complained: "Not because of your good performance later, do you think I will give you a discount? Just don't let it go, I don't mind anyway."
"No, BOSS, I want it."
Wade quickly gave up. He looked around, thinking about who to approach for a deal. Alas, the economy has been under great pressure recently. It seemed that he had to work overtime to surprise the MIB agents.
After giving instructions about New York, Andrew said to the Justice League: "The Earth side has been taken care of, and we are now dealing with the end of the matter. You don't have to worry anymore.
You continue to hunt down the Zerg fleet and the Borg fleet, and don’t let them go.”
Superman asked: "Are we going to kill them all?"
"of course yes."
Andrew nodded: "The more invaders die, the more aliens trust us, and the battle fortress will become the new trading place in the galaxy.
By then, I will gain endless wealth and become the richest man in the galaxy.
What are you waiting for? Hurry up and hunt down the aliens. If you don’t work hard, how can I, your boss, drive a luxury spaceship, take my wife around the galaxy, and spend money everywhere?"
"Wow, your employees are so pitiful, uh, I seem to be your employee?"
Superman complained and quickly pursued the alien spacecraft. The more prosperous the space fortress is, the safer the earth will be. The reason is very simple. Andrew will definitely invest all the money he earns into the space fortress.
Andrew doesn't care about money at all, he cares about the resources that money represents.
"I think so too."
Hancock said that he often takes jobs from Andrew's side, such as being a guinea pig or something, uh, a temporary worker.
"Dear boss, as the richest man in the galaxy, how can one wife be enough for you? You should have more girlfriends, like me."
Mary said in front of Diana. Diana rolled her eyes, grabbed Mary's hand, and used her as a weapon to smash her against the Zerg spacecraft.
"The boat of friendship can capsize just as easily as it capsizes?"
Mary complained, everyone laughed, she won a great victory, and everyone was in a good mood.
"Battlestar has become a trading place? Maybe I can rent a stall and sell some things to make money. The earth is buying credits like crazy, so I can get a lot of dollars."
Green Lantern secretly thought that although he was enjoying the soft food, one thing was bad. His girlfriend was too smart and always checked every expense he made.
Men, whether they are eating soft food or hard food, need some private money.
Then, Andrew contacted Batman: "Batman, have you completely dealt with it?"
Batman nodded: "It's almost done."
Andrew said: "Okay, I will open a portal and send robots there to transfer the alien captives to the space fortress.
Aliens are more troublesome, and your mental hospital can't contain them.
As for the corpses of those aliens, you have to move them yourself. In short, they cannot be left to the United States."
Batman nodded first, then reminded: "Okay, Mr. Wang, they are prisoners."
"Don't worry, I'm not in the habit of killing prisoners."
Andrew knew what Batman meant and smiled. Soon, the portal opened and a group of alien captives were brought back to the battle fortress by robots.
Andrew imprisoned all the other aliens, leaving only the beast Boris.
Then, Andrew called Amanda over, and Amanda asked excitedly: "BOSS, do you want me to carry out a revenge mission? The special team is ready."
Amanda is responsible for carrying out unrecorded Avengers missions. Over the past few months, she has organized a team, and each of its members is a vicious criminal.
To put it simply, it's still the same, Andrew doesn't mind, he just wants Amanda to make things worse and make things bigger.
"Yes, but the target is not the Bee Stars. They already have demons dealing with them."
Andrew said: "Your target is the Berg star. I want them to cease to exist."