Sometimes, when you see a person, you will think that it would be great if his parents took the ten minutes when he was born to take a walk. The boss of the taxi company gave Wu Xie such a feeling.
"Young man, seeing that you are so surprised, is it because my face is too ugly?"
This boss is good. He is honest. He is honest. Whoever is honest with us must also be honest with others. Wu Xie quickly shook his head and said, "No, no, uncle, your ugliness has nothing to do with your face."
The expression on the boss's face looked more ferocious when he smiled. The fat on his face seemed to be pieced together. When it shook, it was like a horror movie. It was very scary. He patted Wu Xie's shoulder hard.
Three times, "Young man, that's right! You are the first one of my drivers who dares to directly say that I am ugly. But being ugly is nothing? Why don't they still come to fawn over me when they are so handsome? Then
Beautiful girl, why don’t you still give me sex? So, you have to seize the opportunity given to you. Opportunity is like JB. As long as you hold it in your hand, it will get bigger and bigger. Young man, although you are tall
You're beautiful, but I like you. Your wretched appearance is very much like my style back then. Work hard! The taxi industry is great, especially in Shanghai. It's free, simple, and a happy life. You'll fall in love with it soon."
Although he didn't know how the taxi driver would be promoted in the future, Wu Xie still whispered: "Uncle, I am a good person!"
"Good guy? What a liar! As soon as I looked at you, I knew that behind your honest appearance, there was a **** soul hidden. Young man, don't think too much. I thought I was a good guy back then, but when I
When I saw a beautiful woman walking on the street, I first touched my pocket to see if I had any money. From then on, I knew that I was not destined to be a good person! Young man, good people are just like a bird, so learn from your uncle, bad guys are the only ones.
Suitable for you!”
Wu Xie held the boss's bloated palm and said, "Uncle, my soulmate! It's just because I don't have any money in my pocket that I'm still a virgin!"
The boss laughed loudly, opened his mouth like a horror movie and said: "Good boy, do your best, and I will find you some delicate school girls to lose your virginity."
In this way, Wu Xie became a glorious taxi driver with the great ideal of finding a few student girls to lose his virginity. In fact, Wu Xie is not a virgin at all. If a person from the special forces is still a virgin when he reaches adulthood, he will definitely be a virgin.
He was ridiculed. But Wu Xie is not opposed to finding a few school girls
I wanted to have some fun. The boss was right. Under the face of Wu Xie who advertised himself as a good guy, there was a cruel and violent soul. He killed too much. He looked like a scholar, but deep down he was a butcher.
, if you can’t kill people, you can only create people. Without women, he can’t live!
After two days of familiarizing himself with the streets of Shanghai with an experienced driver, Wu Xie started his career as a taxi driver. He officially joined the ranks of tens of thousands of taxi drivers in Shanghai.
The old driver is a nice guy and I told him a lot of things.
Wu Xie also learned about the great characteristics of taxi drivers in Shanghai. First of all, it is necessary to be able to talk. They know everything about celebrity anecdotes, football star anecdotes, political secrets, big men and mistresses. You take a taxi,
It's like reading N entertainment news newspapers, it's as enjoyable as listening to cross talk or watching sketches. This thing is easy to learn, and Wu Xie learned a lot from the mouths of experienced drivers.
, coupled with the gossipy entertainment news on the radio every day, it is difficult for Wu Xie not to know. Secondly, self-sufficiency, except for a few taxi drivers in Shanghai who like to blame others, most of them are very satisfied with their current situation. He
He will tell you exactly what his wife is doing, how old the children are, how many houses there are, how much monthly income is, and how much land there is.
Wait, he's frank, doesn't hide anything, he's definitely a man. If you are interested, he will also tell you what kind of underwear his wife likes to wear. This is of course a joke, just to show how generous their character is.
, transparent. And he drives a taxi just for fun, and he likes that freedom. Third, broad knowledge, if you, an ordinary white-collar worker, want
Show off to the driver how good your job is, then you are definitely wrong. He will tell you that a general, celebrities and wealthy people just rode in his car, and there are countless more. In Shanghai, use
According to the driver, there is no shortage of officials, celebrities, and wealthy people. Therefore, you never have to show off how capable you are in front of a Shanghai driver.
"The above is pure fiction!" the old driver concluded in the end, "If you bring a family with you, it's really hard to be cool. I've been working for a lifetime, and that's it. But, I just like this freedom. I don't have to work every day.
Being pulled by my wife at home tells me a lot of annoying things. However, if you really want to be cool, this job is only suitable for a bachelor! Young man, have you found a girlfriend?"
"No!"
"Yes, young man, this job is suitable for you! Oh, what a pity! If I had..." The old driver thought of himself, sighed, and finally stopped talking.