The clerk originally saw Wu Xie tricking two beauties into buying clothes, and smiled at Wu Xie, but now that Wu Xie was angry with the two beauties and drove them away, they both looked at Wu Xie as if they were enemies.
Wu Xie didn't have a strong face, so he quickly pulled Tang Tang, who was snickering, and tried to get out of the way.
"Brother-in-law, this dress is very beautiful, buy it for me!" Tang Tang looked at Wu Xie with his big eyes, as if he wouldn't leave until you buy it for me.
Wu Xie glared at Wu Xie, but had no choice but to go directly to pay the bill. Seeing the clerk's beaming smile, Wu Xie decided to go back and give Tang Tang a strict "tutoring!"
After a while, Wu Xie's hands were filled with shopping bags. This was all the result of Tang Tang's shopping spree. However, although the clothes Tang Tang bought were many, they were not expensive. The sum of all the things added up was not enough for others to buy.
A piece of designer clothes.
Tang Tang skipped ahead with a cup of orange-yellow ice lemon drink in her hand. Her slender, smooth fingers complemented the transparent plastic cup of lemon juice. Because of her nimble and jumping steps, her ponytail followed her up and down.
Swinging, pure and cute, it attracts the attention of passers-by.
Wu Xie followed Tang Tang at a distance of one foot, and said to Tang Tang in a flattering manner: "Tang Tang, can I discuss something with you?"
Tang Tang turned around and looked at Wu Xie with a smile. He looked at Wu Xie with a pair of clear big eyes, asking, "Brother-in-law, what's going on?"
Looking at Tang Tang, who was as pure and lovely as an elf in an animation, Wu Xie's eyes were blank for a moment.
"Brother-in-law, what's wrong with you?" Tang Tang waved his white and tender hands in front of Wu Xie's eyes and asked curiously.
Calm down, don't be fooled by this little girl, Wu Xie reminded himself in his heart, and said: "Tang Tang, can you please stop calling me brother-in-law in the future? Isn't it better that I didn't marry your sister? If the neighbors tell me,
How unpleasant it sounds."
Hearing this, Tang Tang had a hint of slyness in his eyes, "I have to call you brother-in-law, and I have my sister's approval. My sister said you are a playboy, and you will stare at beautiful women like flies when you see them.
That kind of thing. She asked me to keep a close eye on you and report to her if you mess around with women."
"Cang...fly? Okay, how dare you call me a fly? See if I don't spank you."
Wu Xie grabbed Tang Tang's arm, with a lustful look in his eyes that made Tang Tang's body go limp. She wanted to hide, but when Wu Xie's hand grabbed her, she was stunned and did not move away.
"Let me go, you bad guy!" Tang Tang said angrily.
"If you don't let go, I will spank your little butt. If you are such an ignorant little kid, I will teach you a lesson today on behalf of your sister." Wu Xie put all his clothes and bags on the ground, ignoring the surprised looks of passers-by.
, and slapped Tang Tang's perky buttocks with a "pop" sound. Tang Tang's "****" even brought jealous and resentful looks from many male compatriots. For such a cute little girl to hit her so hard, this is
Will be punished by God!
Tang Tang frowned and said pitifully: "It hurts so much, dead pig head, stinky pig head, you hit me, I'll bite you to death."
"Okay, you bite me, and if you bite me, I'll hit you again." Wu Xie was determined to teach Tang Tang a lesson today, and he couldn't let this girl get too far and become a housekeeper.
When Tang Tang heard this, she dropped the lemon tea in her hand to the ground. She flattened her lips and cried loudly with a "Wow", "Help, there is a pervert here who wants to molest a good girl!"
Wu Xie didn't expect that Tang Tang would come up with this move, and his eyes widened immediately. Wu Xie, who didn't feel nervous at all when facing countless death moments, looked at passers-by today like he was an animal.
Wu Xie was a little panicked. This little girl's acting skills are really good, and she can compete with Shui Ling'er. Woman, you are a born actor!
"Okay, okay, I was wrong, aunt, please stop crying, okay?" Wu Xie let go of his hand and said extremely depressed.
Wu Xie's pleading had no effect. Tang Tang not only did not stop crying, but cried even louder. Bai Huahua's tears flowed down like the Yangtze River bursting its banks. Passers-by frequently looked at Wu Xie.
Start gesticulating.
"Okay, stop crying. If you cry any more, you won't be beautiful." Wu Xie put his hands on Tang Tang's shoulders and said in an almost pleading tone.
Hearing this, Tang Tang felt a little proud in his heart and was about to take the opportunity to threaten Wu Xie. At this moment, he suddenly heard a man shouting to Wu Xie: "Beast, let this girl go."
Wu Xie and Tang Tang were both shocked and looked towards the source of the words.
However, they saw several men in police uniforms standing in front, looking at Wu Xie contemptuously. The person speaking among them was a man in the middle who looked a bit gloomy.
Seeing the conflict, Tang Tang immediately stuck out his tongue, showing a hint of embarrassment, and hugged Wu Xie's arm with an expression like "I was wrong."
"I'm sorry, comrade police, you made a mistake. She is my sister. We were joking just now!" Since the other party was enforcing the law impartially and "heroes save the beauty" first, Wu Xie felt it was necessary to explain. It seemed too much.
It's so inhumane.
"Yes, yes, uncle policeman, we were joking just now." Tang Tang showed his head and explained with a smile. He looked very cute. Seeing Wu Xie looking at him, he quickly shrank back.
The man in the middle narrowed his eyes and sneered: "What evidence do you have to prove that you are brother and sister? We all heard it just now. This girl was calling for help!"
"Even my sister said we were joking just now, what else do we need to prove? What evidence do you have to prove that you are the police?" Wu Xie frowned. These guys don't look like they are here to enforce the law impartially.
In a harmonious society, there is a sense of deliberately looking for trouble. Seeing the hot light of the man in the middle looking at Tang Tang, Wu Xie immediately understood that these policemen were probably motivated by sex and wanted to take advantage of Tang Tang.
The most terrifying thing these days is not bad people doing bad things, but those who do dirty things under the guise of justice.
"This doesn't mean anything. Maybe you forced me to do it? As for whether we are the police, you will know if you go to the police station with us." The policeman in the middle dismissed Wu Xie's explanation and continued to sneer.
"Uh, aren't you being a rogue?"
"We are playing rogue? Everyone has seen it. You are the one who is playing rogue. You should go to the police station with us! If you really know each other, go to the police station and explain slowly. We will not unjustly accuse good people." In addition,
A policeman advised.
Tang Tang also saw at this time that these policemen were deliberately trying to cause trouble for them. He looked at these policemen angrily and said angrily: "How can you policemen arrest people indiscriminately? This is illegal.
."
"Illegal?" Several policemen burst into laughter after hearing this.
The leading policeman laughed wildly and said: "Fa? I am Fa. Come with us!"
"What if we don't leave?" Wu Xie asked.
"Don't leave? Don't blame us for being rude if you don't leave. Do you know what the consequences of arrest will be? You will be imprisoned for ten to eight years. Don't regret it." The policeman looked at Wu Xie with a ferocious smile and said.
"Okay!" Wu Xie sighed.
Seeing the compromising expression on Wu Xie's face, several police officers gave a scornful sneer. The policeman in the middle sneered: "Have you figured it out? If you figure it out, just follow us."
Tang Tang looked at Wu Xie strangely, shook Wu Xie's arm and said, "Brother-in-law, we can't go with these policemen. Let's call the police!"
"Call the police? Call the police! Didn't you see the police walking beside you?"