Damn serious business, damn serious business. When he thought of this, Wu Xie was full of resentment towards the new municipal party secretary.
"Uh, boss, what are you doing?" Xiao Shao asked in surprise when he saw Wu Xie standing up suddenly.
Wu Xie glanced at Xiao Shao, with a smile full of eroticism in his eyes.
Xiao Shao couldn't help but take a few steps back.
"Boss, what do you want to do?"
"Why don't you want to do that? Don't you want to pick up girls?" Wu Xie said with a smile.
"Yes, boss, have you changed your mind again and not let me go?" Xiao Shao frowned.
Wu Xie smiled and shook his head, "No, I'm going to go with you."
Xiao Shao's eyes showed a smile that was even uglier than crying, "Boss, don't do it. If you go, how can I still be there?"
"How can you say that? The boss will help you find a few beautiful girls, and you will definitely be satisfied." Wu Xie said with a smile.
In this way, Xiao Shao, who was extremely miserable, had no choice but to drive Wu Xie to pick up girls.
"That's right!" In the car, Xiao Shao looked at Wu Xie and suddenly asked as if he had woken up: "Boss, why don't you see your blond bodyguard? Doesn't she follow you every day? No wonder I'm here today
It feels weird, but it turns out it’s because she’s missing.”
Wu Xie curled his lips, "Thanks to the new Municipal Party Committee Secretary!" There was a mocking tone in Wu Xie's mouth, and Xiao Shao could hear it.
"Why is it related to him again?" Xiao Shao asked puzzledly.
"Because he managed so well, the killers who wanted to murder me didn't dare to commit trouble at this time, so my bodyguard went back. The new municipal party secretary asked me to spend all the money on my sexy bodyguard.
It's a waste of time." Wu Xie said dissatisfied.
"She returned to country M?"
"Yes, she will come back after she goes back to deal with her own affairs."
"Oh!" Xiao Shao breathed a sigh of relief. After all, with Satan here, they have a powerful fighting force. Even the boss wants to hire her as a bodyguard. Xiao Shao knows that this is not because Satan is just sexy and beautiful.
"Okay, we are here to pick up girls today, and you are telling me these unhappy things again. Do you want to be a bachelor for the rest of your life?" Wu Xie glared at Xiao Shao and cursed angrily.
"Of course not, but if my sisters-in-law know that I came to pick up girls with you today, nothing will happen to me, right?" Xiao Shao said with some worry.
Wu Xie showed a sly smile, "If they ask, just say you have no experience and let me come over to cheer you up."
Xiao Shao's expression was very bitter. He had taken the blame for this. He only hoped that the boss's women would be merciful to him.
If you want to pick up girls, the first and most important thing is your self-image. For this reason, Wu Xie asked Xiao Shao to drive to the commercial plaza and ask questions all the way until he came to a store of unknown brand and stopped because of the price of clothes here.
The most expensive.
"Boss, what brand is this? Has it never stopped?"
"No matter what, you just need to know the most expensive one. If you don't know it, those girls will definitely know it. If you want to pick up girls, you have to be willing to spend money. This is my advice to you. Okay, let's go try it on?
You’ll pay later.”
Xiao Shao's eyes widened, "No, boss, you actually want me to pay? You are oppressing your employees, do you know that? Even Foxconn is not so deceptive!"
"Are you kidding me? Can the experience I give you be measured in money? The skills I teach you in picking up girls are enough to last you a lifetime, you know?"
"But my monthly salary is only enough to buy two pieces of clothes." Xiao Shao felt that he had been cheated by Wu Xie, and looked extremely frustrated.
"Your boy must have died of poverty. He is as stingy as a woman. Wouldn't you trade a month's salary for a girl?" Wu Xie paused, and seeing that Xiao Shao was persuaded by him, he continued: "Actually,
, Boss, I also want to sponsor you. Seeing that you are still single, I, as the boss, feel very uncomfortable. But you also know that the bodyguard I hired is very expensive. I am so poor recently that I can’t even buy condoms.
I don’t even have any money. Otherwise, I will definitely help you!” Wu Xie patted Xiao Shao’s shoulder earnestly.
"real?"
"When did the boss lie to you?"
"Okay!" Xiao Shao felt heartbroken and took out his credit card under the waitress's flowery smile.
After putting on their clothes, the two of them looked at each other, beauty is in the eyes of lovers, oh no, they admire each other.
"Xiao Shao, is this money worth spending?"
Xiao Shao nodded, "I didn't expect that wearing such sky-high price clothes would give people a different feeling!"
"Of course! Okay, now, let's head towards the pretty girls. Are they all waiting for us to destroy them?"
Xiao Shao and Wu Xie parked their cars in front of Fudan University, the best university in Shanghai. The best car in the bar was an Audi. There was no way, and Wu Xie was in a hurry and couldn't get a better car. Although the car was not very good,
, but the two people wearing world-famous brands still attracted countless attention. Wu Xie was right. Although they themselves did not know the brands they were wearing, the strange thing was that these students seemed to know them.
"Boss, you are right. They all seem to know the brand of clothes we are wearing. It seems that with these tens of thousands of dollars, there are no gray hairs! College students are college students, unlike those of us who have not studied for a few years.
, they know so much." Xiao Shao smiled brightly and looked like a nouveau riche. If Wu Xie hadn't known Xiao Shao well, he would have been convinced that Xiao Shao was praising these college students.
In fact, Xiao Shao was being sarcastic. All famous college students were blackmailed by Xiao Shao, a loser. It was so outrageous! Xiao Shao's implication was that these students were not doing their jobs and cared about which brand of clothes was the most expensive every day.
In Wu Xie's view, this is nothing. If you want to adapt to this society, you must understand these things. Otherwise, even if you have money, you will not know how to spend it. In this era, having a Big Brother no longer means that you
It’s a very cool era.
Because the time chosen by Wu Xie and Xiao Shao happened to be when school was over, there were many students coming out at this time.
When school is over in elementary school, everyone is in groups. In middle school, students are in groups and have their own circles. Of course, there are more couples in middle school now. However, in college
, the combination of one man and one woman has become the mainstream. Now two men are afraid to go out together, for fear of being said to be gay, TMD, what kind of world is this. This is why so many boys like to stay at home.
Maybe it's because they can't come out of the dormitory, which also completely isolates them from the outside world, and they have no chance to meet their beautiful girls. What a tragedy! Isn't it such a shame to not have a girlfriend?
Although there were mostly couples, there were also quite a few girl-girl combinations, so they had no worries at all. Wu Xie and Xiao Shao still saw a lot of beauties at the gate of this school with many beauties.
Autumn is getting stronger and the weather is getting cooler. The beauty's shorts and skirt are replaced by seductive stockings, which is really pleasing to the eye. Wu Xie noticed that Xiao Shao's pants were almost rising.
This worthless guy!
"Boss, what do you think of this beauty? Look how big her breasts are!" Xiao Shao said with a lewd smile when he saw a girl with big boobs, her chest was surging as she walked away.
Xiao Shao didn't get an answer from Wu Xie for a long time. When he looked back, Wu Xie looked at his head instantly. Damn serious business, damn serious business. When he thought of this, Wu Xie was full of resentment towards the new municipal party secretary.
.
"Uh, boss, what are you doing?" Xiao Shao asked in surprise when he saw Wu Xie standing up suddenly.
Wu Xie glanced at Xiao Shao, with a smile full of eroticism in his eyes.
Xiao Shao couldn't help but take a few steps back.
"Boss, what do you want to do?"
"Why don't you want to do that? Don't you want to pick up girls?" Wu Xie said with a smile.
"Yes, boss, have you changed your mind again and not let me go?" Xiao Shao frowned.
Wu Xie smiled and shook his head, "No, I'm going to go with you."
Xiao Shao's eyes showed a smile that was even uglier than crying, "Boss, don't do it. If you go, how can I still be there?"
"How can you say that? The boss will help you find a few beautiful girls, and you will definitely be satisfied." Wu Xie said with a smile.
In this way, Xiao Shao, who was extremely miserable, had no choice but to drive Wu Xie to pick up girls.
"That's right!" In the car, Xiao Shao looked at Wu Xie and suddenly asked as if he had woken up: "Boss, why don't you see your blond bodyguard? Doesn't she follow you every day? No wonder I'm here today
It feels weird, but it turns out it’s because she’s missing.”
Wu Xie curled his lips, "Thanks to the new Municipal Party Committee Secretary!" There was a mocking tone in Wu Xie's mouth, and Xiao Shao could hear it.
"Why is it related to him again?" Xiao Shao asked puzzledly.
"Because he managed so well, the killers who wanted to murder me didn't dare to commit trouble at this time, so my bodyguard went back. The new municipal party secretary asked me to spend all the money on my sexy bodyguard.
It's a waste of time." Wu Xie said dissatisfied.
"She returned to country M?"
"Yes, she will come back after she goes back to deal with her own affairs."
"Oh!" Xiao Shao breathed a sigh of relief. After all, with Satan here, they have a powerful fighting force. Even the boss wants to hire her as a bodyguard. Xiao Shao knows that this is not because Satan is just sexy and beautiful.
"Okay, we are here to pick up girls today, and you are telling me these unhappy things again. Do you want to be a bachelor for the rest of your life?" Wu Xie glared at Xiao Shao and cursed angrily.
"Of course not, but if my sisters-in-law know that I came to pick up girls with you today, nothing will happen to me, right?" Xiao Shao said with some worry.
Wu Xie showed a sly smile, "If they ask, just say you have no experience and let me come over to cheer you up."
Xiao Shao's expression was very bitter. He had taken the blame for this. He only hoped that the boss's women would be merciful to him.
If you want to pick up girls, the first and most important thing is your self-image. For this reason, Wu Xie asked Xiao Shao to drive to the commercial plaza and ask questions all the way until he came to a store of unknown brand and stopped because of the price of clothes here.
The most expensive.
"Boss, what brand is this? Has it never stopped?"
"No matter what, you just need to know the most expensive one. If you don't know it, those girls will definitely know it. If you want to pick up girls, you have to be willing to spend money. This is my advice to you. Okay, let's go try it on?
You’ll pay later.”
Xiao Shao's eyes widened, "No, boss, you actually want me to pay? You are oppressing your employees, do you know that? Even Foxconn is not so deceptive!"
"Are you kidding me? Can the experience I give you be measured in money? The skills I teach you in picking up girls are enough to last you a lifetime, you know?"
"But my monthly salary is only enough to buy two pieces of clothes." Xiao Shao felt that he had been cheated by Wu Xie, and looked extremely frustrated.
"Your boy must have died of poverty. He is as stingy as a woman. Wouldn't you trade a month's salary for a girl?" Wu Xie paused, and seeing that Xiao Shao was persuaded by him, he continued: "Actually,
, Boss, I also want to sponsor you. Seeing that you are still single, I, as the boss, feel very uncomfortable. But you also know that the bodyguard I hired is very expensive. I am so poor recently that I can’t even buy condoms.
I don’t even have any money. Otherwise, I will definitely help you!” Wu Xie patted Xiao Shao’s shoulder earnestly.
"real?"
"When did the boss lie to you?"
"Okay!" Xiao Shao felt heartbroken and took out his credit card under the waitress's flowery smile.
After putting on their clothes, the two of them looked at each other, beauty is in the eyes of lovers, oh no, they admire each other.
"Xiao Shao, is this money worth spending?"
Xiao Shao nodded, "I didn't expect that wearing such sky-high price clothes would give people a different feeling!"
"Of course! Okay, now, let's head towards the pretty girls. Are they all waiting for us to destroy them?"
Xiao Shao and Wu Xie parked their cars in front of Fudan University, the best university in Shanghai. The best car in the bar was an Audi. There was no way, and Wu Xie was in a hurry and couldn't get a better car. Although the car was not very good,
, but the two people wearing world-famous brands still attracted countless attention. Wu Xie was right. Although they themselves did not know the brands they were wearing, the strange thing was that these students seemed to know them.
"Boss, you are right. They all seem to know the brand of clothes we are wearing. It seems that with these tens of thousands of dollars, there are no gray hairs! College students are college students, unlike those of us who have not studied for a few years.
, they know so much." Xiao Shao smiled brightly and looked like a nouveau riche. If Wu Xie hadn't known Xiao Shao well, he would have been convinced that Xiao Shao was praising these college students.
In fact, Xiao Shao was being sarcastic. All famous college students were blackmailed by Xiao Shao, a loser. It was so outrageous! Xiao Shao's implication was that these students were not doing their jobs and cared about which brand of clothes was the most expensive every day.
In Wu Xie's view, this is nothing. If you want to adapt to this society, you must understand these things. Otherwise, even if you have money, you will not know how to spend it. In this era, having a Big Brother no longer means that you
It’s a very cool era.
Because the time chosen by Wu Xie and Xiao Shao happened to be when school was over, there were many students coming out at this time.
When school is over in elementary school, everyone is in groups. In middle school, students are in groups and have their own circles. Of course, there are more couples in middle school now. However, in college
, the combination of one man and one woman has become the mainstream. Now two men are afraid to go out together, for fear of being said to be gay, TMD, what kind of world is this. This is why so many boys like to stay at home.
Maybe it's because they can't come out of the dormitory, which also completely isolates them from the outside world, and they have no chance to meet their beautiful girls. What a tragedy! Isn't it such a shame to not have a girlfriend?
Although there were mostly couples, there were also quite a few girl-girl combinations, so they had no worries at all. Wu Xie and Xiao Shao still saw a lot of beauties at the gate of this school with many beauties.
Autumn is getting thicker and the weather is getting cooler. The beauty's shorts and skirt are replaced by seductive stockings, which is really pleasing to the eye. Wu Xie noticed that Xiao Shao's pants were almost rising.
This worthless guy!
"Boss, what do you think of this beauty? Look how big her breasts are!" Xiao Shao said with a lewd smile when he saw a girl with big boobs, her chest was surging as she walked away.
Xiao Shao didn't get an answer from Wu Xie for a long time. When he turned around, Wu Xie glanced at his head.