This guy, Wu Xie rolled his eyes, but still said: "Okay!"
"You guys can go, I have a date with my girlfriend tonight." Zhu Hongwei said calmly.
"Hong Wei, which of your girlfriends are you going to accompany today?" Wang Hao had a look of envy in his eyes.
Zhu Hongwei was a little proud, "She is one of my students, a girl named Fan Qi from the acting class. Today's college students are not as proactive as when I was studying."
"Today is also the first day for new colleagues to get to know each other, so why don't you postpone the appointment for a day?"
"That girl is very clingy. Besides, I have promised her for a long time." Zhu Hongwei looked at the two people with a smile. Compared with Wang Hao, an otaku who has never found a girlfriend so far, Zhu Hongwei felt that he was superior. Every time
It was a great pleasure to enjoy the envious expression in Wang Hao's eyes for the first time. In his opinion, Wu Xie was the same type of person as Wang Hao.
"I know you are a guy who values sex over friends. I'm just waiting to see you crash a car one day. Let's see what happens if you mess with the belly of a female student!"
"That day will never come. As a senior expert in picking up girls, if I couldn't even take protective measures, I would have died a long time ago." Zhu Hongwei smiled nonchalantly.
I thought, someone actually tasted the taste of a school girl earlier than me. Wu Xie looked at this guy Zhu Hongwei with resentment in his eyes.
Zhu Hongwei has long been used to Wu Xie's resentful eyes. He looked at Wu Xie with a smile and said with a smile: "Wu Xie, don't look at me like that. You will understand in the future. Nowadays, this society has changed."
Yes. Some students are not much worse than those in the society. If you also want to play, I would like to remind you that you must not be merciful and don't be soft-hearted."
Regarding Zhu Hongwei's advice, Wu Xie just smiled faintly and did not respond. This made Zhu Hongwei a little dissatisfied, so he turned his head, approached the computer screen, and went to chat with his lover again.
At this time, Lu Lin walked in from outside.
Wang Hao greeted him and asked with concern: "How is it?"
Lu Lin shook his head, "The director did not agree to transfer me to Class 3 of the Acting Major and Class 1 of the Radio and Television Directing Major. After Teacher Zhou resigned, I taught these two classes. It is indeed not easy to teach the students in both classes.
What's more, Wu Xie, you are still a new teacher and are not familiar with the situation here yet."
"Why is this happening? The director actually asked a novice to teach these two classes. Isn't he deliberately trying to get in trouble with Wu Xie? Wu Xie, are you having trouble with the director?" Wang Hao looked at Wu Xie curiously.
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Wu Xie nodded, "Yes, the director seems quite dissatisfied with the fact that I only have a junior high school diploma. But, Brother Lu, thank you very much."
Wu Xie's words shocked all three of them.
"You? You only have a junior high school diploma?" Wang Hao looked at Wu Xie as if he were a monster.
"Yeah, why are you all so weird?" Wu Xie asked curiously.
"Wu Xie, you are not from Mars, are you? None of the teachers in the university now have a master's or doctoral degree. You only have a junior high school diploma and you are able to come to the university to be a teacher. You must have some connections, right?
"Wang Hao stared at Wu Xie without blinking and asked.
"You are right about that. You must not know that the principal's daughter is my old sweetheart." Wu Xie said with a smile.
"Are you telling the truth?" Zhu Hongwei's eyes widened.
Wu Xie felt a little proud in his heart, he must have succeeded in frightening this arrogant guy.
"of course it's true."
Wang Hao couldn't help laughing.
"why are you laughing?"
"The principal's daughter is already in her forties. I never thought you would have an Oedipus complex."
When Lu Lin heard this, he couldn't help laughing.
"Okay, actually I have an affair with the principal's granddaughter." Wu Xie touched his nose and said with a smile.
"Okay, don't lie to us. Since you don't want to tell us, we won't force you to tell us. Everyone has their own secrets." Wang Hao patted Wu Xie on the shoulder and smiled.
road.
Lu Lin also nodded. He has never been very interested in inquiring into other people's privacy. His only interest is to smoke cigarettes every day and live a leisurely life with his wife. Because of his demands on life.
It's not high, and I live a healthy life every day, so I rarely offend anyone.
When Zhu Hongwei heard this, he wanted to speak but stopped.
Wu Xie thanked them for not continuing to ask these questions. Wu Xie had become very skilled in deceiving people. But Wu Xie did not want to deceive Lu Lin and Wang Hao.
Wu Xie had no classes today. After Lu Lin and Wang Hao finished their classes, Wu Xie had dinner with them, and then they all went to the bar to hang out.
Wu Xie has come to places like bars too many times.
Wang Hao and Lu Lin seemed to have been here a lot, and they both looked very skilled, but they were just drinking. Wang Hao's eyes wandered around the beauties in the bar, but neither of them dared to bravely go up and strike up a conversation.
"There are two beauties over there."
"Why don't you go strike up a conversation?" Wu Xie asked with a smile.
Wang Hao smiled coquettishly, "I don't have the guts."
"No wonder you don't have a girlfriend yet." Wu Xie said with a smile.
Wang Hao glared at Wu Xie, "It makes you look like a love saint."
When Wu Xie heard this, he smiled and said, "Follow me!"
"Wang Hao, do you know the rules of the nightclub?"
Hearing Wu Xie's question, Wang Hao shook his head, "I don't know."
"Let me tell you four special professions first to avoid misunderstandings in the future. 1. If you are looking for a one-night stand, don't order beer! Experienced people usually order cocktails or juice! 2. Duck: usually wear a ring on the little finger of the right hand
, Put the lighter under the red cigarette case, and drink more lemon juice. 3. The lady on the stage: wear a ring on the index finger, no necklace, wear a skirt, drink more spirits. 4. The drug dealer: wear a ring on the middle finger, wear loose clothing and sneakers
, order more beer. Do you understand?" Wu Xie said with a smile.
Wang Hao suddenly understood and nodded, "It turns out there are so many ways in the nightclub. Wow, there is a duck over there."
"Okay, don't make such a fuss. Now you just need to wear a ring on your middle finger and order a beer, and others will think you are a drug dealer."
When Wang Hao heard this, he lowered his head and took a look at himself. Sure enough, dressed in sportswear, he looked exactly like the drug dealer Wu Xie mentioned!
"No wonder no beautiful woman has ever taken the initiative to strike up a conversation with me. It turns out to be this reason."
"You must be careful not to wear sportswear when you go to nightclubs in the future, unless you are a HIPHOP singer. It is okay to imitate Eminem, but if you want to pick up girls, it is best to buy a pair of Levis jeans.
Pair it with an AF or CK shirt. The beauty in it has a vicious gaze. She can tell at a glance what brand of clothes you are wearing, and thus know what level of person you are in society. You are at least a college student now.
Teacher, you have a very high status, okay? How can you look decent in sportswear?"
Wang Hao nodded, "That's right, um, I remember, Levi's jeans, CK shirt..."
"Okay, okay, let's put it into practice now!" Wu Xie said with a smile.
"practice?"
"Yes, with me here, what are you afraid of?" Wu Xie said with a smile.
"But am I like this?" Wang Hao looked at his clothes and blushed without confidence.
"It's okay, maybe someone likes your type?" Wu Xie said with a smile.