"Hey, why is the ceiling shaking all the time? Is there an earthquake?" Wen Xiaowan obviously drank too much.
Shu Jing couldn't help but have a headache, and felt extremely regretful. He originally thought that she was a very powerful girl, so she would speak without compromise. But he was wrong, very wrong! She said that she had a good capacity for drinking and could drink ten cans.
Two kilograms of beer and two kilograms of liquor are no problem, but the fact is that she was drunk after drinking less than two cans of beer!
"Here, let's have another drink!" Wen Xiaowan still wanted to drink.
Shu Jing quickly stopped her, "You drank too much, you can't drink any more."
Like every drunk person, they say they didn't drink too much, and the same goes for Wen Xiaowan.
She blinked, her eyes were a little blurry, and her smile was a little silly, "I'm not drunk, I'm fine! If you don't believe me, I'll spin around and show you!"
After saying that, she stood up and wanted to perform for him, but due to the numbness of alcohol, she forgot that she had handcuffs on her hands. The handcuffs restricted her movement and caused a pain.
"Xiao Wan, are you okay?" With the friendship of cooking a meal together, the two have become friends and can call each other by their names.
They were chatting while eating just now, and it turned out that they got along very well with each other. They had the same interests and hobbies, including climbing mountains, playing tennis, and playing the same game.
They also have completely different interests and hobbies. For example, she said that since she was a child, she only loved sports and did not like studying. In addition, her grandfather was dedicated to cultivating her, so she went to learn Taekwondo at a young age, and later returned after winning the championship.
In school, because she failed too much, she had to work hard to make up for it, but what she hated most was mathematics. She still failed no matter how hard she studied. She said that buying groceries didn't require calculus, so why did she have to learn that?
He was the opposite to her. His best thing was mathematics, and he came first every time he took the exam. Later he went to college, majored in computer science, and later joined the army. He was immersed in the world of 1s and 0s every day.
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She said that her family was very happy. When she was a child, although her father, the police chief, and her mother, the police station chief, were often away from home, she was never lonely at all. She lived at her grandpa's house all day long with the students in the martial arts gym.
She has many senior brothers and sisters, and everyone loves her very much.
As for him, his parents have not been around since he was a child. He was still very young when his parents divorced, so he basically has no memory. It was not until his sister's wedding that he met his parents again, who had been separated for many years. He thought that he
He would be very excited, but after meeting him, he felt unexpectedly calm, without even any resentment. He was also very relieved to learn that his parents were living well. He did not blame them for abandoning him and his sister, they were just pursuing a better future.
It's just my new happiness, it's just a little selfish.
She said that if their identities were reversed, she would definitely sue her parents for failing to fulfill their obligation to raise their children, but he laughed it off. After all, his parents gave birth to him, and he also had a sister and grandparents who loved him very much.
He, he loves them too.
She laughed at him for being too generous, but he told her not to care too much about everything, otherwise it would make herself uncomfortable.
They each hold their own opinions and argue endlessly. In the end, no one can convince the other because their positions are different. There is no such thing as empathy in the world. If you are not in that position, you will never understand what it feels like.
, however, they chatted happily and had an intense but warm conversation.
He found that she was really a thoughtful and independent girl. Chatting with her made him feel very novel. But unfortunately, before their new topic came, she was already drunk, leaving him feeling unsatisfied.
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Wen Xiaowan supported her chin with one hand, her eyes blurred from drunkenness, and hesitantly said, "I... feel so dizzy..."
Shu Jing was very relieved that she finally knew she fainted!
"Shall I help you take a rest?" He asked her for advice.
"Okay..." Wen Xiaowan's greatest advantage is that she never treats herself badly.
Shu Jing helped the woman who was walking hurriedly away from the dining table and walked towards the sofa in the living room, but Wen Xiaowan dragged him towards the bedroom, "This way... the bed is over here..."
Shu Jing couldn't laugh or cry, she had quite a sense of direction!
However, they are still handcuffed together and she goes to sleep on the bed. What should he do?
"Hurry up..." Wen Xiaowan urged, unable to stand firmly.
Shu Jing had no choice but to obey her and carefully helped her into the bedroom.
Because it had just been renovated, her room was still a little messy, but overall it was quite clean. He let her lie on the bed and covered her with a quilt. He took a pillow and sat on the edge of the bed.
on the floor.
After Wen Xiaowan lay down, she felt much more comfortable. Many people would want to sleep when they were drunk, but Wen Xiaowan didn't. She was very excited!
"Here... a cup..." Wen Xiaowan still couldn't forget this.
Shu Jing dismissed her delusion and said, "Stop making trouble and take a nap. You will feel much better if you sleep."
How could Wen Xiaowan be willing to obey, "Shu Jing, let's continue talking... Where did we just talk... burp..." She ended with a wine burp.
Shu Jing propped up one hand on the edge of the bed and felt a little dizzy. In fact, he didn't want to drink so much, but she kept drinking, so he had no choice but to risk his life to accompany Junzi. Now he was somewhat drunk, but he could still hold on.
"What do you want to talk about?" he asked her opinion.
Wen Xiaowan's mind was in a state of confusion. She had already forgotten the topic of conversation before and just said whatever came to her mind, "Um... have you had a girlfriend before?"
Shu Jing's reaction was a little slow, as if he felt that the topic jumped too quickly.
"No." He shook his head and said.
Wen Xiaowan was very curious, "Why? You are not young anymore!"
"Uh... I really haven't thought about this problem. Maybe I don't have the chance. I have been studying hard before the college entrance examination. I don't want to fall in love. I just hope to be admitted to college and then find a good job to relieve my sister's problems.
Burden... But I went to the army directly before finishing college. Where can I find a girlfriend in the army?" He joked to himself.
"So soldiers are so pitiful!" Wen Xiaowan said jokingly.
Shu Jing adjusted his sitting position, but Wen Xiaowan thought he was leaving and held his arm like a child, "Don't leave, I haven't said anything yet! I'm telling you, I'm as pitiful as you.
, I have never been in love... hiccup..."
She burped again, and then her tone became more depressed, "I am so good at burping, no one dares to approach me, and I think I may never be able to get married in this life!"
"Hey, don't be so pessimistic. It's just that they don't know how to appreciate it. Sooner or later you will meet the Mr. Right." He comforted her kindly.
"I'm very pessimistic." Wen Xiaowan said with a sad tone, and began to trace the origins of the situation, "When I was a child, all the children in my neighbor's house went to learn piano, painting, ballet, etc., but I was the only one who went to learn taekwondo. Isn't it funny?"
Shu Jing's mind automatically pictured a little girl with braids and a Taekwondo uniform, and asked, "Did you go there voluntarily in the first place?"
"Yes, because there are many senior brothers and sisters in the martial arts school who will give me candies." Wen Xiaowan said and smacked her lips in return, as if she was reminiscing about her childhood.
Shu Jing raised his eyebrows, "Just to eat sweets?"
"One misstep will lead to eternal hatred!" Wen Xiaowan smiled bitterly.
Shu Jing couldn't help laughing and deliberately teased her, "Being able to make a mistake and become the Asian Cup champion is not something ordinary people can do!"
"Really? I have fought with invincible fighters all over Asia, but my mother said those are useless and it is not as practical as catching a man!" Wen Xiaowan thought of her mother's advice.
"How can it be that exaggerated?"
"Why not? Look above..." Wen Xiaowan pointed to the roof.
Shu Jing looked in the direction of her finger and saw several spells stuck high on the wall.
"What is that? Do you believe in religion?" he asked curiously.
"What religion! That was my mother who went to the temple to pray for me to have good luck in marriage! It cost hundreds of dollars!" Wen Xiaowan said heartbrokenly.
Shu Jing couldn't help but feel glad that Shu Rao wasn't so exaggerated, but if he continued to be so single, maybe she would be too soon.
"There is a bouquet of peach blossoms over there!" Wen Xiaowan pointed to the window sill.
Shu Jing couldn't help but laugh out loud, it was really exaggerated!
"It seems that my aunt really wants you to get married as soon as possible."
"How can it be so easy?" Wen Xiaowan complained a little. After drinking, she lost her usual vigilance, so she dared to say anything. "Let me tell you, I think there are more and more decent men in this society."
If anything less, he is just a scumbag! Many female students complained to me in the martial arts gym, and there are also many carefree boys in the school who are trying to do both... hiccup..."
Of course Shu Jing did not agree with her words, "There are still many good men, you just haven't met them..."
At least his brother-in-law and his comrades are all good!
"I have bad luck? So I can't even meet a good one?" Wen Xiaowan was unconvinced.
"I can't say that, but what are your standards? In your eyes, what kind of man is a good man?" His voice was low, and he looked straight at her with a pair of black eyes.
"First of all, he must be strong-willed. He doesn't have ex-girlfriends to pester him, he doesn't have ambiguities with female colleagues, and he doesn't bother to play brother-sister romance with little girls. He can be cruel to women all over the world, but he only treats me with all his heart and soul. He
It must meet the highest standards of a modern husband: you can take it out and you can bring it back. Especially the last four words!" Wen Xiaowan said confidently.
Shu Jing was originally 30% drunk, but after hearing her words, it became 70% drunk, and the extra part was smiling.
This woman really has some insights!
"What are you laughing at? Is it funny?" Wen Xiaowan protested.
Shu Jing shook his head, "No, no, you are right."
"Of course!" Wen Xiaowan's mind numbed by alcohol did not have the word "modest" at all, and then she asked again, "By the way, let me ask you, what if, what if, what if your girlfriend abandoned you and moved to another country?"
What would happen to you in the arms of a man?"
"What else can I do? If she leaves me, it means she no longer loves me. There's no point in forcing her, so I'll just bless them."
"Tch!" Wen Xiaowan snorted coldly, with a look of disdain.
Shu Jing couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, "What else? Do you want to break up even if you curse them every day?"
Wen Xiaowan rolled her eyes with a look of hatred, "If it were me, I would never want them to break up! I want to watch them get married, quarrel, have cold wars, have mistresses, domestic violence, infertility, etc."
Education…”
Shu Jing suddenly felt confused, "It's a good thing you didn't have a boyfriend before, otherwise he might not have the face to live in this world anymore."
"It's necessary!" Wen Xiaowan said uprightly.
Shu Jing couldn't hold it in any longer and laughed out loud. Why is this woman so cute? In her world, it's either black or white. It's just like the 1s and 0s in his computer. It's either one or the other.
Wen Xiaowan suddenly sat up. The suddenness of the movement and the violence of the force caught Shu Jing off guard. There was a slight pain in his handcuffed wrists, but that was not important. What was important was what did she want to do?
"Xiaowan, what are you doing up?"
"Go to WC." Wen Xiaowan replied carelessly.
Shu Jing's handsome face suddenly fell sadly, what should he do?
What else can I do? Of course, just follow along!
You can imagine how embarrassing the situation was, but fortunately she drank too much, and he was also a little drunk, and there was a shower curtain in the bathroom. When it was convenient for her, he very gentlemanly closed the shower curtain to avoid the two parties.
People are honest and honest with each other.
A minute passed...
Two minutes have passed...
Five minutes have passed...
Shu Jing, who was waiting outside the shower curtain, began to feel something was wrong. Why was there no movement for so long?
"Xiaowan...are you okay? Xiaowan..."
What answered him was her soft breathing.
Shu Jing's head hurt even more. She actually fell asleep sitting on the toilet?!
"Xiao Wan, wake up... get up and go back to your room to sleep..." He shook the arms connected by the two of them.
However, Wen Xiaowan was completely drunk and had no intention of waking up.
Shu Jing collapsed. There was nothing he could do, so he had to lift the shower curtain, pat her cheek gently, "Xiao Wan? Xiao Wan? Wake up..."
Wen Xiaowan still slept like a pig's head.
Helpless, Shu Jing had no choice but to act as a nanny and pick her up with one hand. Although his eyes were closed tightly during the process, their hands were cuffed together after all. When he pulled up her underwear, his fingers were still
Touched her slightly soft skin.
After that, he carried her back to the bedroom. Normally, it would be no problem for him to hold two of her, but today he was also a bit drunk, and one of his hands was still clasped with hers. His strength was obviously not enough, and when he got to the bed
Before that, he was almost overdrafted, so he reluctantly put her down and covered her with the quilt.
From beginning to end, Wen Xiaowan didn't notice it at all. She cooed and fell asleep sweetly.
Shu Jingze was panting slightly, even a little dizzy. His drunken eyes reflected Wen Xiaowan's sultry posture. She closed her eyes, opened her lips slightly, exhaled like blue, and her ink-colored hair
The threads spread out like silk, outlining a touch of style on the white sheets, which is eye-catching.
He was stunned for a few seconds, then, with all his strength and energy, he took the pillow and lay down on the bedside.
Not long after, both of them fell asleep, and in the quiet room they could only hear their slight rising and falling breathing, and...
"Well..." Wen Xiaowan felt uncomfortable and adjusted her posture.
As she moved, Shu Jing's wrist was also pulled, and he followed his body's instinct and unconsciously moved closer to her.
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A few hours later, it became slightly dark.
Wen Jinhu returned from handling the case and once again aggressively "killed" his daughter's apartment. This time, he didn't even ring the doorbell, but took the spare key and opened the door himself.
"Wen Xiaowan, how are you doing with your reflection?" he started asking as soon as he entered the door.
What answered him was that one room was quiet and the other was dark.
"Really, do you want to save money like this? You don't even turn on the lights!" Wen Jinhu muttered, feeling a little sorry for his daughter. He even told her not to move out by herself! Look, a person even has to calculate the electricity bill.
, so pitiful!
"Wen Xiaowan, come out!" I feel distressed, but I must learn a lesson!
The living room is bright, but there is no one around.
Wen Jinhu's eyes widened, didn't he? That brat dared to take his daughter and run away?
"Damn! Even though the tiger is old, it's not a sick cat, okay?" It's so unreasonable to not take him seriously!
Wen Jinhu's rough voice naturally alarmed the people in the bedroom. Shu Jing woke up in a daze with a splitting headache. He subconsciously raised his hand to rub his temples, but when he moved his hand, the handcuffs made a "clatter" sound.
, even Wen Xiaowan was alarmed. She muttered dissatisfiedly, "Don't make any noise!"
Shu Jing suddenly felt something was wrong. Why was there someone next to him? And it was a woman?
Shu Jing was wondering and tried to open his eyes, but before he could see clearly, Wen Jinhu rushed in.
He had just walked to the door and was already furious. His eyes were wide open when he saw his baby girl lying on the bed with a man, and they were hugging each other. Her legs were even straddling the other man's waist!
"Wen Xiaowan!" A roar sounded like a thunderbolt striking in the sky.
Wen Xiaowan woke up suddenly and was stunned!
The first thing she saw was Shu Jing's handsome face so close at hand!
"You...why are you here?" she asked in panic.
Of course Shu Jing woke up, and was a little confused when he saw the scene in front of him. He remembered that he was lying next to the bed. When did he come up?