The little devil's gift made Wang Chaoyang dumbfounded. Only this girl could come up with such an ingenious idea!
"What, you don't like it?" the little devil asked naughtily.
"I like it, I like it very much!" Wang Chaoyang put the small note away like a treasure. Without saying anything else, he just ran to it forever. He also had to treasure it!
The little devil smiled, clasping his hands behind his back, and then, like a magic trick, he conjured up another small cake, "Well, don't say I'm stingy, I also have a physical manifestation!"
As she spoke, she placed the small cake on the coffee table and lit the candles in a decent manner.
Wang Chaoyang's mood was so complicated, it was a mixture of joy and sorrow! The good thing was that she finally remembered his birthday, but the sad thing was that her cake was too small, wasn't it? It wasn't even as big as his palm!
This girl is a goddess in front of strangers, a bitch in front of her friends, a senior rotten girl in front of her best friends, a little troublemaker in front of her family, and in front of him... she is synonymous with stupidity!
Such a small cake is not enough to fit between his teeth. How can he be willing to eat it?
The little devil glanced at him and explained, "Don't underestimate this cake, I made it myself!"
And she took a big risk!
Ahem, yes, she sneaked into Niu'er's cake shop and made this secretly.
Everyone in the compound knew that today was his birthday, and they went back to celebrate together. If she made a cake for him in a big way, everyone would know about it, but... she really couldn't show off her craftsmanship!
So, she had to do it secretly, her time was limited, and in order not to be discovered by anyone, she could only make a small one, because if she made a big one, there would be less materials. Then she would not be discovered, how embarrassing would it be?
Moreover, being small has its advantages. The cake is small in size and has less paste, so it won’t be too bitter to eat!
As for the appearance, it can be ignored.
Although it is only as big as a palm, it is indeed a cake, and she made it herself!
Wang Chaoyang probably understood what the little devil was thinking. Forget it, just forgive this idiot!
However, this cake was too small. He couldn't eat it all at once. He had to let it survive for a while, so as to comfort his empty soul!
"Xinxin, can we eat the cake later?" He was really reluctant to part with it!
The little devil didn't know that Wang Chaoyang was reluctant to eat, and thought he was waiting to make a wish. She lit the candle, clapped her hands, and sang the birthday song generously, "happy birthday to you..."
"..." Wang Chaoyang's head was covered with black lines.
What a sin, why is this girl so ignorant of style? She made this cake with her own hands, doesn't he want to keep it for a while?
"What are you doing standing there? Hurry up and make a wish!" the little devil urged.
"Make a wish?" Wang Chaoyang couldn't think of anything at the moment.
The little devil volunteered and said on his behalf, "The money in the wallet, I wish you love each other and have more babies!"
"..." Wang Chaoyang collapsed. She even thought about using the money in her wallet to have more babies. Why didn't she think about him as a living person? Although it was a little early to give birth to a baby, but... but give him some meat to eat.
That’s good too!
Major Wang touched the condom in his trousers pocket and felt an internal injury.
The little devil narrowed his beautiful eyes, noticing something was wrong with him, and asked suspiciously, "What's wrong with you?"
"Nothing..." Wang Chaoyang looked depressed.
How can the little devil be so easy to fool, "What's going on?"
"Nothing." Wang Chaoyang still shook his head, but his tone was plaintive, asking for something and why he was dissatisfied!
The little devil became anxious, slapped his thigh, and warned, "Wang Chaoyang! Man, you have to act like a man, be neat, have fun, don't be coy, mother-in-law! I'll give you another chance! Say it, or don't say it.
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Wang Chaoyang's expression was slightly distorted, as if he was speechless, and he consulted, "I told you, don't be angry!"
"I'm only angry if you don't tell me!"
"Then did I really say that?" he reminded her at last.
"If you have something to say, say it quickly! If you have anything to say, let it go!" The little devil was anxious to death.
Wang Chaoyang still didn't say anything, he took action directly!
Gritting his teeth, he grabbed the little devil's hand and pressed it somewhere on his body with a desperate attitude.
The little devil didn't expect that he would make such a move, and he was caught off guard. The palm of his hand felt warm, and it felt soft at first, then hard again...
Three seconds later, an earth-shattering scream erupted in the room, "Ah... Wang Chaoyang, you slut! Go to hell... um... let me go... what are you doing? Ah... ah..."
The little devil's voice became smaller and weaker, while Wang Chaoyang kept his mouth tightly closed, but he groaned more and more. His handsome face was flushed, and his expression was tense, as if he was in pain, but also as if he was enjoying himself.
Look.
After a long while, he finally roared and was liberated.
The little devil looked at his wet palms and blushed, "Wang Chaoyang, I'm going to kill you!"
"Death without regrets." The man said with a proud expression.
"..." For the first time in his life, the little devil was so angry that he had nothing to say, and his face was so red that it was almost dripping with water.
Wang Chaoyang took out some paper towels, wiped off the burn on her hands, and then put the little devil into his arms lovingly.
The little devil was so embarrassed that he couldn't even lift his head. She actually... actually helped him...
"Honey, I've given up my innocence to you, you have to be responsible for me!" Wang Chaoyang got an advantage and behaved well.
The little devil gritted his teeth and pinched him hard, "Who is your wife?"
Wang Chaoyang smiled, "Of course it's you, the mother of my future child!"
The little devil's face turned red and he was speechless again with embarrassment.
"Honey, are you satisfied with my size?" Wang Chaoyang continued to tease me without fear of death.
"Go away——" The little devil finally got mad.
Wang Chaoyang quickly surrendered, put away his joking expression, kissed the top of her hair, and asked gently, "Xinxin, do you think it's better for us to have a son or a daughter in the future?"
Little Devil: "Of course it's a daughter. You won't be happy having a son."
Wang Chaoyang: "Why?"
Little Devil: "When you give birth to a daughter, her father will love her when she is a child, her husband will love her when she grows up, and her son will love her when she is old. If you give birth to a son, he will listen to his mother when he is a child, his wife when he grows up, and his daughter when he is old."
Wang Chaoyang: "Are you talking about me?"
Little Devil: "Aren't you happy?"
Wang Chaoyang: "..."
I understand, she is taking revenge on him! Just because he asked her to help him with something, she is going to buy out the next few decades. Not only does she bully him, but she also drags her future daughter into the same thing.
Battlefront!
The little devil calmed down for a while and finally regained her fighting strength. The first thing she had to do was drag someone into the bathroom and make him reflect on the toilet!
"You are not allowed to come out without my order!" she ordered domineeringly.
Wang Chaoyang was greedy for a moment of pleasure, but he suffered retribution. This is the saying that extreme happiness leads to sorrow.
More than an hour later, Wang Chaoyang heard the little devil laughing loudly while watching TV in the living room. He felt that her anger was almost gone, so he walked out sarcastically.
The little devil rolled his eyelids and asked arrogantly, "Did I let you come out?"
"I have already reflected on myself!" Wang Chaoyang raised his hands and swore.
The little devil looked at the time and said, "Can you reflect on it so soon?"
"Yes, and it's very profound!" Wang Chaoyang reached out and handed over a piece of paper.
"What is this?" the little devil fox asked.
"I just wrote the self-examination letter lying on the window sill in the bathroom. I deeply analyzed my bad behavior. It is more than a thousand words!" Wang Chaoyang acted very realistically.
Review letter?
The little devil raised his eyebrows and the corners of his mouth curled up involuntarily, "Bring it to me and let me have a look. How do you like your writing?"
"Yes, please approve it from my wife!" Wang Chaoyang offered it with both hands.
The little devil was originally sitting cross-legged on the sofa. Seeing how he was groveling and handing over the confession, she immediately adjusted her posture to a more imposing posture and reached out to take it.
The review was written with...well, toilet paper, but the quality of the paper was pretty good. As for the handwriting, it was written with an eyebrow pencil that she wouldn't use once a year, but his handwriting was pretty good.
As for the content, it’s as follows——
Dear girlfriend:
In compliance with your wishes, I spent an hour, twelve minutes and nine seconds in front of the wall in the bathroom, without slacking off, drinking water, or smoking. The above facts are absolutely true. If you have any doubts, you can go to the scene to investigate.
, if I tell half a lie, I am willing to work for you for the rest of my life.
I am attaching my review report. If anything is wrong, feel free to raise your doubts and we can discuss it carefully.
We live together, oh, no, the time we live together is not short. During this time, I think Miss Lou Xinxin is a beautiful, kind, smart, cute, and rare good girl. However, as my boyfriend, I behave frivolously.
, his attitude is arrogant, and there are indeed many things he does that are questionable.
The following is my detailed analysis of my bad behavior, please read it:
First, what happened today is that I was wrong. Although the cake you made was a bit small, the bottom of the plate was a bit mushy, and the buttercream was a bit thick, if you didn't tell me I wouldn't have been able to tell that it was a cake. However, despite the flaws, it was a cake after all.
You made it with your own hands. I shouldn't have hesitated for a long time and refused to take a bite. In fact, I was so hesitant because I was hiding my jealousy. If I made it, it would definitely not be as good as you.
Secondly, I recalled the situation when we were watching a movie during the day. You said you liked Brad Pitt. I shouldn’t have said so blindly that I liked Angelina Jolie, which made you almost fall out with me in public. I thought back.
I think there is something wrong with my answer. I think back when we were watching "Friends" together, we both liked Jennifer Aniston. She was also Brad Pitt's ex-wife. How could I react so suddenly?
Come here to support Angelina Jolie. You must suspect that I will make that kind of principled mistake in the future. I really deserve the glare from you.
Third, I should have stopped you in every possible way when you went to the bathroom in the middle of the movie. It was because I was not firm enough that you found the wrong seat when you came back and sat next to an older man who was not half as handsome as me.
It made him think that you were interested in him. Just when you were about to explain to him, he said: I'm sorry, miss, I'm gay.
Fourth, when we went to the night market in the evening, you wanted to eat octopus balls, and the lady boss said two skewers for five yuan. I was about to pay, but you bargained with others and said whether you could sell three for ten yuan? This is all
Blame it on me, I paid too slowly!
Fifth, you bought a wig and asked me if it looked good. I said it looked good and you were very happy. You asked for further confirmation and I said it was okay. You asked me if it looked good and I said it was okay, which made you very disappointed. This made you very disappointed.
It's my fault. If I encounter similar problems in the future, my answer will definitely be based on the first time.
Sixth, we went to take a photo shoot, and you wanted to take the photo alone. You also said that you would save the photo for the graduation party and give it to your classmates, including the male classmates of course. I shouldn't be so petty, and I shouldn't barge into your camera.
Your single photo became a double photo. But having said that, I think the backgrounds you chose are really not suitable for taking a photo of one person. The frame is too big and there is too much white space. It is suitable for the two of us to take a photo together. After all, my face is bigger.
, enough to hold up the scene.
Seventh, you took a fancy to a pair of shoes at the night market. I told you that the quality was not good and I wouldn’t let you buy it. I would go to Wangfujing to buy you a better pair another day. You accused me that you had bought several pairs of insoles yourself, and your feet were not covered with them.
I’m stepping on shoes and insoles. Is it not enough for me to just step on one pair of shoes? Are your feet nobler than mine? Of course not, my feet are the smelliest, otherwise you wouldn’t take off my socks every time
Throw it in the trash can.
Eighth, before we went home, I went to a convenience store. When I came out, you asked me what I bought and I said cigarettes. In fact, I lied. I haven’t smoked for a long time because smoking is harmful to health and second-hand smoke.
It’s even more harmful. For myself and for you, I have made up my mind to quit! And the most important thing is that smoking also has an impact on the next generation. Well, I actually bought a box of Durex.
Ninth, this question is continued. If you insist on minding what just happened, then I can change my mind. The main reason why I bought a condom is not for that or that. I just want to remind myself that it is for the health of our daughter in a few years.
For my own sake, I have to be always prepared. When I see a condom, I have to think about quitting smoking. Are you satisfied with this?
To sum up, Miss Lou Xinxin is a just and kind-hearted girl. I hope you can forgive me this time. I will be lenient if I confess, but I will be lenient if I refuse to be strict. Please give me another chance to be a new person for the sake of my careful self-examination.
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However, in order for our tree of love to thrive, flourish, and bear fruit one day in the future, I would like to make a few small suggestions by the way:
First, don’t always drool over the handsome guys in TV movies or comic books. If you really want to see them, you can come to me. Although I may not be as handsome as them, at least I can see and touch them.
Don't you think it feels better this way?
Moreover, a man may not necessarily be handsome, but he must be kind-hearted. A man may not necessarily be romantic, but he must be loyal. A man may not necessarily be rich, but he must work hard. A man who is not handsome, not romantic, and extremely poor can be kind at the same time.
, a loyal and hard-working man. The key is whether you look at people's shortcomings or appreciate people's advantages. Only when you see the positive energy in people's hearts will your life be happier. Of course, I am a bit handsome, and I also know how to be romantic.
Not too poor to make a jingle.
Secondly, when eating, you always think that I eat too little, but when taking pictures, you think that I am fat. My dear, this really makes me embarrassed and even entangled.
Third, don’t always ask me some brain-teaser questions. Such tricky and weird questions will confuse my logic.
Fourth, don’t tell me jokes when I’m watching a gun fight movie, and you can’t do it without laughing.
Fifth and last point, this is a very serious problem. Although the military training is not over yet, we are usually instructors and students in school, but sometimes I also want to create some romance for you. For example, three days ago, I
I sent you a text message from an unfamiliar mobile phone number, asking you to meet under the third tree on the playground at xx on the evening of xx, xx. I was waiting under the tree elegantly, and then you came, followed by a group of people.
The moonlight was bright and clear. Before you could see the figure under the tree clearly, you shouted: Who wrote the challenge? My romantic cells were instantly shattered.
Dear girlfriend, please take note of the above points.
Next, in order to express my sincerity, I specially offer you some gifts:
1 is my QQ password, xxxxxxxx.
2 is my bank card password, xxxxxx.
3Put your photo on the phone screen.
4 allows you to check my phone at any time.
5 From now on, you are allowed to put your hands in my clothes no matter how cold the weather is.
Finally, my dear beauty, for the sake of my birthday today, you have a lot of money and don’t argue with me, okay? If you agree, all the babies born with the money in my wallet will be born in the future.
Be yours!
ps Friendly reminder: I just found a Xiaoqiang in the bathroom, and I have decisively eliminated it. If you find that there are still others when you take a shower later, please call my name immediately (free of charge), and I will call you first
Rush to the scene as soon as possible and serve you wholeheartedly.
After reading Wang Chaoyang's so-called self-reflection, the little devil was rolling with joy and almost fell off the sofa.
"Okay, I forgive you!" She laughed until her stomach hurt.
Wang Chaoyang also smiled, hugged her and kissed her hard. But this time, the little devil not only did not refuse, but even hugged his neck in response.