Sisi's eyes widened, thinking of the embarrassing situation that would happen next, her slender face quickly turned crimson.
"I, I'll call the nurse!" She stood up in a panic.
"Lou Sisi, stop!" Qi Qi stopped her angrily, then stared at her with stern eyes and reminded, "The nurses are all women, do you want me to be seen by others?"
Sisi paused mid-step, neither moving forward nor retreating.[
Seeing the frightened look on her face, Shi Qi couldn't help but sneer and urged, "Hurry up, I'm in a hurry!"
Sisi quickly came to her senses and waved her hands hurriedly, "No, no! You are covered in wounds all over your body now. You can't just get out of bed and move around, otherwise the wounds will open!"
"Then what do you want me to do? Solve it in bed?" Shiqi said with a "Tell me about it" expression.
"Uh... how about I ask the doctor to come over and install a catheter for you?"
"Catheter?" Shi Qi was so angry that he almost vomited blood. "Who wants to pretend to be something like that? I'm not a disabled person, how can it be so serious? It's embarrassing to pretend to be something like that!"
"What's so embarrassing about this? The injured person still has such a good face, it's true!"
"If you don't need it, you don't need it!" Shi Qi pretended to be an uncle.
Thinking about the black line, I had to think of another way.
"Why not use this?" She opened the door under the bedside table and took out the white cotton-like items inside.
Shiqi's eyes tightened, and she felt that the thing looked familiar. It was often seen in TV commercials, and was usually used on the little buttocks of babies crawling all over the floor.
"What is that?" he asked persistently, trying to come up with a different answer.
pity……
"This is 'Master Bao'!" Sisi said with an expression like "Why don't you even know this?"
Seventeen was not only covered with black lines, but also had a flock of crows flying above it.
"Come on, just use this! The scientific name of this thing is 'adult diapers', which are specially provided by the hospital for patients with limited mobility!" Sisi didn't realize that her life was in danger, so she explained patiently.
Shiqi was so angry that he threw himself on the ground and smoked from his orifices. He gritted his teeth and said, "Lou Sisi, if you say one more word, I will kick you back to Yunchuan!"
Sisi's scalp went numb instantly. Although she knew that he was just talking and that with his current virtue, he could not even lift his toes, he was so angry that she still felt a deep crisis.
"You..." She saw that he was so angry that she couldn't help but worry about him, "Seventeen, calm down, calm down! Be careful of your wounds... Don't get angry..."
Shi Qi felt that if this continued, his injury would never heal, and he was so angry that he exploded! [
Sisi grinded her teeth secretly. This person is really a turtle. This won't work, and that won't work either. What on earth do you want?
I really want to stop serving him, but...hey, why is he a sick person?
She pouted and continued to think of a solution.
Suddenly, she saw something under the bed, and her eyes suddenly lit up.
Seventeen had a bad premonition again.
as expected--
"Then... why not use a urinal?" Sisi mustered up the courage to take out a white pot-shaped object from under the bed, removed the plastic packaging, and handed it to him.
Qi Qi's eyes suddenly opened wider than camel bells, "Lou Sisi, are you insulting me?"
Insult? Where is this?
Sisi's brain couldn't keep up with his thinking, "People with limited mobility use this! And you see, this is new and very clean!"
“It doesn’t matter how clean it is!”
"Why?" She couldn't stand his turtle hair.
"because!"
"size?"
"Yes, that pot is too small!"
"Small?" Sisi puzzled and looked at the package carefully. The volume was 2L, which was still small? How much wastewater did he have to discharge?
"I mean the mouth is too small, I can't fit it in!" A certain man glared at her.
Put it in, can’t you put it in?
Sisi's hand holding the urinal instantly stiffened. She glanced at the mouth of the pot. This... the diameter of the opening seemed to be okay. He couldn't put it in? Is it true?
She was very suspicious and curious, her face turned red for a moment, and her shy little eyes glanced over secretly, aiming at the part of him covered by the snow-white quilt.
"Lou Sisi! What are you looking at?" The lion on the bed suddenly roared loudly.
Damn it, does he have an endocrine disorder? Why does he react when she looks at him? [
"Yes, I'm sorry!" Sisi immediately looked away.
Oh my God, what stupid thing is she doing? She actually went to see him... She is not a seductress!
Qi Qi was so angry that his blood flowed backwards. He took several deep breaths to adjust himself, and then said viciously, "Lou Sisi, help me get out of bed and go to the bathroom!"
This time it was Sisi's turn to collapse. She was so wrapped up that she looked like a rice dumpling. How could she be so strong?
"hurry up!"
"..." Okay, just go, you deserve to be hurt to death!
Sisi couldn't help but curse, but she was still cautious when helping him out of bed, for fear of hurting him if she wasn't careful.
This was the first time Shi Qi got out of bed after waking up. Sure enough, his arms and legs couldn't be used. In his weakness, he had to lean most of his body weight on her shoulders.
Sisi's little face suddenly turned into a bitter gourd, so heavy!
After a lot of effort, the two of them walked to the bathroom door. Sisi opened the door and said breathlessly, "Okay, go in."
Shi Qi looked at both of his arms. They were both braced and had three layers of braces on them. This was inconvenient!
"You come in with me!" He ordered domineeringly, his dark eyes staring closely at the crimson-faced girl.
The corner of Sisi's mouth twitched twice, was he deliberately teasing her?
Shi Qi didn't wait for her to respond and stumbled into the bathroom alone. He didn't know if he was really in that hurry.
Sisi was still hesitating when she heard someone inside shouting urgently, "Lou Sisi, come in quickly, I can't hold it in anymore!"
"Lou Chengxi, you villain!" Sisi was extremely angry, but she finally gritted her teeth and rushed in.
She rushed in very quickly, but when she got there, she started to delay again.
"Hurry up and take off your pants for me!" Shi Qi urged, his eyes looked malicious, just like the evil look of Big Big Wolf when he wanted to eat Xi Yangyang.
Sisi really wanted to use a fly swatter to swat away his hateful expression, but she had no choice but to give in in the end and slowly reached for his waist.
His face was red, his heart was beating, his hands were trembling, and he was extremely nervous. Before he could even touch his hospital clothes and pants, he quickly closed his eyes, so hard that he even frowned.
Woke up.
Shi Qi glanced at her secretly. The little girl seemed nervous for something. Her eyelashes were trembling like a small fan. Her mouth was closed tightly and she gritted her teeth so hard that he could hear the sound of her teeth grinding.
!
Because she could not see anything with her eyes closed, and because she had never done this kind of thing for anyone, she was not skilled in her movements. Her little hands touched here and there, which made him feel itchy!
"Hey, Lou Sisi, do you really want to keep your eyes closed all the time?"
"Nonsense!" Sisi replied angrily, what if she saw something she shouldn't have seen when she opened her eyes?
"Then if you touch something you shouldn't touch later, I won't be responsible for it!" Shiqi threatened her, half-seriously.
Sisi thought of a certain possibility, and her heart skipped a beat twice, this little man!
She wanted to finish it quickly, so she gritted her teeth, "brushed" it, and forcefully pulled down his hospital gown and pants, and then took off the close-fitting one.
"Ah..." The finger suddenly touched an unknown object that was warm, hard, and moving. It was so frightening that Sisi screamed subconsciously, and her eyes widened unconsciously.
, and then inadvertently saw something majestically nodding and saluting towards her.
"Lou Chengxi, you gangster!" Sisi was so frightened that she quickly helped him pull up his pants, and then... tragedy struck.
Shi Qi suddenly shivered, as if she was in pain or being stimulated by something. She bit the root and growled softly, "Lou Sisi, do you want to murder your husband?"
Damn girl, you are so rude!
Sisi acted purely on instinct just now, without thinking about anything at all, but as the saying goes, you have never eaten pork and you have seen pigs run away, so even if she has not experienced anything between men and women, she also knows that this part of a man is very fragile.
, especially when he is so... uh, excited.
"Are you... okay?" she asked nervously, but her feet were already showing signs of running away.
Shi Qi gasped twice and ordered shamelessly, "You hurt me, rub it for me!"
"Get lost!" Guaiguaipai yelled, but the voice didn't sound threatening. Instead, it made people feel angry with a bit of shyness.
Shi Qi couldn't help but want to laugh. Okay, he admitted that he was teasing her on purpose. In fact, it didn't hurt him that much, but being touched by her was really...well, it felt good!
Sisi squinted her eyes, and when she saw someone's triumphant expression, she wanted to chop them with a kitchen knife, what a wolf!
"Okay, okay, I won't make trouble with you anymore..." If the trouble continues, he won't be able to bear it anymore.
Sisi clenched her fist hard and warned, "Lou Chengxi, if you don't behave properly, I will definitely beat you up!"
Now that he is a serious patient, she has an absolute advantage!
The seventeen-year-old man did not want to suffer the immediate loss, so he had to say "Hmm" in a dull voice. Sisi observed him a few more times to make sure that he had really calmed down. Then she closed her eyes again and helped him take off his pants, and then he felt hungry again.
Like a wolf, he turned around and ran out of the bathroom.
Shiqi was unforgiving and deliberately teased, "Why are you shy? Don't you have to meet it sooner or later? Just say hello in advance!"