The married life of Little Devil and Wang Chaoyang is interesting.
It was a Saturday, and their day went like this -
In the early morning, the little devil had a sore back. He beat his shoulders and lay down weakly on the bed. "Husband, I moved all the goods to the car last night. I'm exhausted. You can just go and take care of it!"
Wang Chaoyang looked at his wife who had stayed up all night, and said with great distress, "Honey, you are so kind. Seeing that I just finished the military exercise and it was so hard, you did all the rough work yourself, leaving the easy things to me.
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The little devil waved his hand, "You're welcome, just go and check out everything in the shopping cart!"
Wang Chaoyang crawled to the computer in a messy manner and clicked "pay all".
The little devil caught up on his sleep for a few hours, and finally got up around midnight.
It's Niu'er's birthday in a few days, and she plans to go shopping to buy a gift.
So after getting up, I quickly cleaned myself up and went out in a hurry.
Wang Chaoyang was left at home alone to do housework. While he was washing his smelly socks, his cell phone rang with a text message.
The screen shows my wife.
Little Devil: "I just saw a piece of tea in Penglai Pavilion. The soup was golden and bright. I thought that if I brewed it and drank it, it would definitely beautify my skin. It must be excellent..."
Wang Chaoyang: "Speak in human terms."
Little Devil: "Husband, I bought your mother-in-law a pack of expensive tea. Please reimburse me!"
Wang Chaoyang: "..."
When the little devil came back from shopping, Wang Chaoyang deliberately kept a straight face and looked unhappy._!~;
The little devil hurriedly went over to please you, "Husband, you are a man. It doesn't seem right for me to have the final say in everything."
Wang Chaoyang nodded, "Of course!"
The little devil thought about it, "Then the male leads the outside and the female leads the inside. How about this? From now on, I have the final say at home and you have the final say outside. How about that?"
Wang Chaoyang was ecstatic, "Okay!"
He didn't know that from then on, no matter how big or small the issue was, the little devil would always say, "Husband, let's talk about it when we get home!"
The two of them happily had lunch together. After the meal, the little devil lay on the sofa and acted silly, holding his protruding belly.
"Husband, can you go wash the dishes?"[
Wang Chaoyang raised his eyebrows, "It's your turn to wash today."
The little devil pouted, "I'm just testing you, but actually the dishes have already been washed."
Wang Chaoyang quickly changed his words, "I was just joking with you. In fact, I am very willing to help you work."
The little devil smiled, "Husband, I am actually joking with you. Since you are willing to wash it, please go and do it quickly!"
Wang Chaoyang was speechless again.
Not long after, Wang Chaoyang finished washing the dishes without complaint, and the little devil was almost rested. She quickly came over and comforted him with an apple.
Wang Chaoyang gnawed on the apple and felt much better.
The little devil started teasing again, "Husband, are you so happy to marry me?"
Wang Chaoyang shook his head, "I don't think so. You're unreasonable, don't work, and you're always tormenting people. How can I be happy?"
The little devil argued, "This is your happiness! I am unreasonable. If I hadn't sacrificed myself, would it have reflected your tolerance and generosity? I didn't work, so I trained you. I don't have to stress over my talents.
It’s not bad that you are capable! Look, your married life is not as monotonous as other people’s families, right?”
Wang Chaoyang was once again in chaos in the wind.
In the afternoon, with nothing to do, the little devil continued to play games, this time playing Plants vs. Zombies.
Suddenly, she spoke very slowly, "Master, help me get a glass of water, come here."
Wang Chaoyang trembled, "Wife, what's wrong with you?"
The little devil said, "I was hit by Bing Pei Dou!"
Wang Chaoyang wanted to throw a glass of water at her.
Finally, at night, his welfare time finally came!
The little devil originally wanted to continue playing games by herself and leave her alone in the cold palace, but this time he couldn't tolerate her anymore, so he dragged her back to the bedroom, closed the door, locked it, and took off her clothes!
The movements were completed in one go, and the process was extremely exciting...
Afterwards, the little devil was so tired that he could hardly lift his fingers and complained, "Wang Chaoyang, when we were in love, you said that if I married you, even if I wanted the moon in the sky, you would give it to me.
Me. Now that I’m married to you, let alone the moon, you won’t even let me play games for a while!”
Wang Chaoyang pretended to look at the moon outside through the curtains, and then slipped his hand into the quilt, "Wife, it's not that I won't pick it for you, the problem is that the moon always comes out at night, and you don't let me go out at night.
So I can only stay at home."
On the big bed, something earth-shattering happened again.[
Afterwards, the little devil said very weakly, "By the way, hubby, I bought some clothes online as a gift for you. It's very expensive."
Wang Chaoyang was immediately moved and said, "Honey, you are so kind to me."
"So you have to be nice to me, stop doing it, and let me sleep well!"
"……All right."
The next morning, I received the package, cash on delivery!
Wang Chaoyang glared fiercely at someone who was sleeping soundly on the bed, feeling so regretful that his intestines were blue.
The little devil slept until midnight again. When he woke up, he found that his husband was angry, so he stretched out his head and asked coquettishly, "I'm so angry with you, do you want to divorce me?"
"I want you to be beautiful!" He wants her to pay for it every night!
But the little devil's eyes suddenly widened, "You are so vicious! If you don't break up with me, do you think it's troublesome?"
"Huh?" Wang Chaoyang was confused.
The little devil clapped his fingers and said, "Breaking up is so troublesome! I have to delete numbers, delete messages, unfollow people on Weibo, block QQ numbers, block people, cancel the couple space, change passwords, change online names, throw me away.
Everything related to me must be thrown away, and it will take time to forget about me. It’s so troublesome to just ignore it!”
From then on, Wang Chaoyang made up his mind not to allow her to learn these "messy" things online again!
As expected, the little devil did not go online for the next ten months, but it was not because his order was effective, but because - he was pregnant!
When the baby was three years old, he flipped up the skirt of a female kindergarten classmate and was repaired by his father after he came home.
The baby refused to accept it and ran to his mother to complain, "Mom, if someone hits your son, what will you do?"
The little devil hummed, "I will beat his son to take revenge!"