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Prologue The task of hooking up with girls

A barren mountain that no one cares about.

There is a dilapidated courtyard in the mountains, and above the gate of the courtyard there is a plaque with four blurry characters "Sun and Moon God Sect" written on it.

The yard looks quite big, with more than a dozen houses built with red bricks and green tiles. In fact, there are only two people living in it, an old man and a young man.

In the afternoon of that day, the old general called him to his side and said, "I have already thought about your mission this year."

The old man was wearing a gray robe, which was in tatters. Coupled with his long and messy hair and beard, he looked like a down-and-out beggar lying on a bamboo chair, but his

However, his expression is leisurely and contented, and the old spirit is at ease.

Standing next to the old man was a young man who looked to be about sixteen or seventeen years old. However, the young man was obviously as slovenly as the old man on the bamboo chair. His face was obviously very handsome, but there was obviously some dirt on it.

On the contrary, the young man's eyebrows as straight as swords and his eyes as sharp as scimitars made him appear to have some aura.

"What mission?"

The young man looked very vigilant and said: "The tasks you give me every year are more perverted than the last. Can it be simpler this time?"

"The mission this time is very simple. It just requires you to go down the mountain and hook up... oh no, it should attract the attention of a girl and let her become your wife." The old man said, taking something out of his sleeve.

He took a photo and threw it towards the boy next to him without even looking at it.

The young man caught the photo, frowned immediately, and said in surprise: "Master, are you mistaken? The person in this photo is a woman, but she doesn't look like a girl, more like an old man.

The most important thing about this woman is... she seems to be naked! Hey, no, why does she look familiar... Isn't this Pei Hu'er's master, Taoist Sister Jueqing?"

The old man trembled and immediately sat up. He snatched the photo back from the young man's hand. After taking a look, the beard and dust on his face could not hide his embarrassment.

"What a shame!" The old man cursed in his heart, feeling his old face burning.

"Master, where did this photo come from?" The young man's face became ambiguous, and he asked with excitement.

"I said it was given to me by the Taoist nun. Do you believe it?" The old man put the photo away and asked nervously, "Don't tell anyone about this, otherwise you will never see me again.

Master."

"Is it really that serious?" the young man asked seemingly surprised.

"Maybe it's more serious than that!" The old man nodded solemnly.

"Haha, then I must go talk to the ruthless Taoist nun!" The young man laughed, then turned to look angry, "You old beggar, you asked me to kill wolves when I was four years old, and when I was five years old, you asked me to kill wolves.

Touching the tiger's butt, when I was six years old, I was asked to stay in an ice cellar for three days, when I was seven years old, I was asked to memorize the contents of a bunch of books that I didn't understand at all, when I was eight years old, I was asked to..."

"That's all for your own good." The old man interrupted, "Being a teacher is to lead you on the path to a peerless master. Don't misunderstand the good intentions of being a teacher."

He doesn't mind others calling him Lao Beggar, because his Taoist name is Jiao Hua Zi, which sounds almost the same as Beggar.

"Last year, you asked me to go to Hantan to peek at Pei Hu'er taking a bath. Was it for my own good?" the young man asked with wide eyes.

"I just asked you to go to Hantan to have a discussion with Pei Hu'er. Who knows where she takes a bath?" the old man defended.

"Hmph!" The young man looked angrily, "If Pei Hu'er's cultivation level hadn't been similar to mine, and it was difficult to take action while naked, I would have died in Hantan long ago!"

Although he was still frightened, a wonderful and charming picture appeared in the young man's mind... On the jade-like skin, crystal water droplets rolled down into a line, and the white and rosy body seemed to be the most beautiful thing in creation.

Although only half of the carefully carved artwork is exposed above the pond, it still makes people feel angry.

What made Ye Bai bleed even more was that after Pei Huer discovered that he was peeping on the side, she was so angry that she jumped out of the water. You must know that she was naked at the time. When she jumped out of the water, her beautiful body was

Everywhere was looked at by Ye Bai...the plump and budding breasts, the luxuriant grass under the flat belly...

"It was just an accident."

The old man suddenly thought of something again, and he said with a smile: "Actually, it is for your own good that I am sending you down the mountain this time. You don't know it yet. Pei Hu'er's cultivation level increased greatly just a few days ago, and now his strength is

He must be above you, and I might kill him one day."

"What? You said her cultivation level has greatly increased, doesn't that mean she has condensed a spiritual fetus?" the young man asked in surprise.

The old man nodded silently.

The young man seemed uneasy.

"Now you can only hide from her, but this mountain is such a big place, and Pei Hu'er is very familiar with it, so you have nowhere to hide, so I decided to let you go down the mountain after much thought."

The old man looked well-intentioned again at this moment, and he continued: "You have been unable to break through in your cultivation. It just so happens that you go down the mountain to practice this time. Maybe you will have the opportunity to make a breakthrough. Then you don't have to be afraid of Pei anymore."

It’s a fox.”

"Isn't there another mission?" the young man asked while pacing and thinking.

"Of course that task must be completed, and it is of great importance. No matter what difficulties we encounter, we must not give up halfway."

The old man took out another photo from his sleeve, but this time he took a serious look at it first and found that he had taken it correctly. Then he sent the photo to the young man and said: "There is an address behind the photo. You can go there."

Find this girl."

The boy took the photo and found that there was indeed a line of small words on the back of the photo, and then he looked at the front of the photo.

There is indeed a girl in the photo. She looks about seven or eight years old and is a little fat. His eyebrows are knitted together and he asks: "This is obviously a child, and you actually asked me to seduce her."

, you old guy are too perverted, aren’t you?"

"This is a photo of her when she was a child. She is as old as you now, also seventeen years old." The old man explained.

"But she looks really ugly. Doesn't she feel a little wronged to me?" The young man looked very embarrassed, "Can you change her to a prettier one for me to hook up with?"

"It can't be changed. If you can't complete the task, you don't have to come back to see me, and don't say that you are my apprentice." The old man said solemnly.

"Haha, okay, okay, you have tortured me for more than ten years, and I don't want to see you anymore!" The young man laughed.

"You are such an unfilial fellow, you really deserve to be killed in the cold pool by Pei Hu'er with one sword."

The old man puffed his beard and glared, but then said: "Let's go down the mountain tomorrow morning. Don't cause trouble after you come down. Of course, there is no need to be afraid of trouble."

"Ye Bai, come out here. If you're a man, come out!"

Suddenly, a woman's shout came from outside.

"Looking for you."

The old man smiled happily, and then hid directly in a room, as if it had nothing to do with him.

Ye Bai was the boy's name. After he heard the shouting outside, he couldn't help but look at his crotch and said: "Young master, if you don't go out, you will still be a man!"

"Ye Bai, if you have the ability to peek, don't you have the ability to come out and fight it out?"

Pei Hu'er was still shouting outside, but Ye Bai had already entered his room and quickly packed up.

"Let's fight it out. Isn't it obvious who is the female and who is the male?"

Ye Bai had nothing to clean up, so he walked out less than a minute after entering the house, and quietly slipped to the backyard, saying to himself: "It seems that I can't wait until tomorrow morning."

"Ye Bai, if you don't come out, I will rush in!"

When Pei Hu'er shouted these words, Ye Bai had already slipped away from the back door of the yard and ran down the mountain.


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