Chen Zishen took a few sips of Pepsi-Cola, and the 500ml drink was gone in three gulps. He walked to the trash can, took a look at the bottle, and shot it towards the small hole...
"Boom!" The bottle hit the iron cylinder. As expected, he was not a good shooter (it looked like he couldn't hide in bed without shooting, but his marksmanship sometimes really comes in handy), so he had to go to the trash can and prepare to pick it up.
Lift the bottle and put it back in again.
Suddenly, Chen Zishen felt several strong winds blowing towards him. When he raised his head, he immediately felt a roar and pain on his head.
"Sun!...What's going on? Didn't I burn incense when I went out today?" Chen Zishen cursed angrily. He raised his head and looked to both sides. He wanted to see which idiots were doing this kind of bullying.
Although he is not good at fighting and does not like fighting, he is never afraid of fighting.
...it turned out to be three old people in their sixties, two were grandmothers, and one was a grandfather...
The old man's short stature may be a natural defect, or acquired deficiencies, or even more likely caused by the natural shortening of skeletal muscles as he ages.
The old man's hair is sparse, with not many white hairs and not many black hairs. There are just a few hairs left in the center of his head, which are constantly swaying on both sides like grass on the wall.
He was wearing black clothes with at least a dozen patches on them. What was even more funny was that the zipper on his crotch was actually open, and the yellow underwear inside was clearly visible.
He wore yellow rubber shoes under his feet, and his big toe without socks came out from the top of the shoe, and the toes were not willing to be lonely and dangled in the air.
Grandma A is as fat as a bucket; her hair is gray, obviously due to too much dust. She seems to be a bit particular about it. She even has a comb on the back of her head, so her hair is not too messy; she is wearing green and yellow clothes.
, just like a sanitation worker; she wears a pair of short plastic shoes on her feet, which are also very practical on rainy days.
Grandma B is thin and shriveled; she has very little hair, but she has a white towel tied around her head, so her bald scalp does not look so obvious; there are so many wrinkles and ravines on her face that they look so deep.
It's a bit scary; her clothes are the most ragged and she looks extremely pitiful. Among the three old people in their sixties, she is probably the most miserable.
When Chen Zishen threw the bottle into the trash can, the three old men had already aimed at this opportunity with their shining eyes (the description here is indeed a bit exaggerated, the eyes of the sixty-year-old old man can still shine? That is too awesome), they
The three of them ran over at the same time from three different directions with their backs hunched, their waists bent, and their heads lowered.
They never expected that Chen Zishen, the idiot, would come over to pick up the bottle and throw it into the trash can again. So the final result was that Chen Zishen's pig head collided with three old people's heads at the same time (it seems that his high quality is not a good thing, if it is everywhere
Isn’t there nothing to do if you litter?) Chen Zishen has never practiced Tietou Gong. Only he knows how painful and dizzy it was in the end.
Chen Zishen saw that there were three old men in their 60s. Although he was not a kind person, he still knew how to respect the old people. He bared his teeth and looked at the three old men and laughed a few times. But the three old men did not appreciate it at all. They did not appreciate it at all.
He didn't even bother to look at Chen Zishen, but kept grabbing the plastic bottle.
"What are you doing, old guy? Are you trying to rob me?" Grandma A glared and cursed, and at the same time she pushed towards the old man with her huge body.
"Ah! You old woman, you crazy woman!" The old man was suddenly pushed over by Granny A, and he lay on the ground with his feet in the air, beating the ground with his hands and shouting.
When Grandma A saw the old man scolding her, she immediately picked up the plastic bottle in a snakeskin bag in her hand, turned it 180 degrees in the air, and then smashed it from the sky to the ground. If the old man was hit, he would definitely be killed.
It was smashed into pulp.
"Ah!..." the old man shouted in panic. He quickly turned around on the ground, like a young special forces soldier who had been secretly trained. He finally escaped the killing blows of Grandma A. He spat wildly and ran while running.
He turned his head and cursed:
"Damn old woman, old woman, crazy woman..."
Grandma B didn't bother to fight, but just took advantage of the situation. She picked up the bottle that caused the trouble, and looked at it from left to right, as if she had picked up a pile of gold. She grinned at the few remaining rhubarbs.
Teeth, smiled strangely a few times, and then prepared to put the bottle into the bag.
When Chen Zishen saw this scene, he almost fainted. Why did he feel that this scene of fights and swear words between old men and women in their 60s was more spectacular and bloody than the scene of several young people holding machetes?
, do you still want to be domineering?
Xiaowei also saw all this from the side, and she said: "These old people are so pitiful, why don't they care about the children at home? It's so chilling to let parents live like this."
Chen Zishen actually feels the same way. The old man in his sixties lives like a lunatic. They worked hard when they were young, and they have to suffer this kind of humiliation when they are old. Children have responsibilities, and society also has responsibilities... But fortunately, Chen Zishen is naturally ethereal, open-minded, and also
I don't really like to indulge in this kind of sadness.
He joked to Xiaowei at that time: "What if Sister Xiaowei becomes like that fat old lady when she gets old? Haha!..."
Xiaowei also smiled and said: "Then you are that damn old man, wearing black clothes and looking for beatings every day!"
Grandma A saw Grandma B about to harvest the bottle, and immediately rushed forward. She released the snakeskin bag full of plastic bottles with both hands, and then she walked twitchingly on one foot, beating each other rhythmically with her hands.
He cursed wildly: "You damn bitch... you are a thieves and a thieves, your whole body is full of heart and soul, you old man..."
Grandma B was not to be outdone. She still put down her snakeskin bag, supported her skinny waist with both hands, tilted her head forward, and glanced upward with her slit eyes. She cursed at Grandma A: "You fat
Mother-in-law, fat mother-in-law, didn’t your old man also do it early..."
The old man also came over to mix in. It seems that he has a deeper relationship with Grandma A. Maybe he has a natural tendency to be abused, or it may be the legendary saying that no one knows each other without fighting, or maybe it's love between beating, kissing and scolding. He
Standing on the side of Grandma A, she also held up her back, gesticulating and spraying...
Finally, Xiaowei took two bottles and gave one to Grandma A and one to Grandpa B. Grandma B got the bottle that caused Chen Zishen's trouble, and the incident finally subsided...
If you want to know what happened next, please listen to the breakdown next time.