As for what is the most crowded and scarce in No. 1 Middle School, some people say it is girls, but there are actually quite a few girls in No. 1 Middle School. The key is that there are also a lot of beauties, so there is no shortage of girls in No. 1 Middle School, but the toilets are very
lack.
The boys' dormitory building has 6 floors. I heard that there is some national standard that only 4 floors can be built in the school building. But who is in charge of this small and remote county town? 6 floors can be 6 floors, as long as no one is killed.
There are nearly 20 dormitories on each floor, but there are only a dozen toilets in one room on each floor. Logically speaking, it is normal for 20 people to have one toilet, and the location of the latrines should also be available.
It's just that everyone always poops on time. It seems that everyone has made an appointment before pooping. When the toilet is full of people, there will be people one after another holding toilet paper or exercise books or books.
They came over with cardboard sheets and took a look or two at each pit. After confirming that there was a big white or black butt on every spot, they were willing to leave in disgust.
What do people squatting in the toilet usually look like: either with their hands clasped in fists, their heads lowered, and their eyes squinted. This type of students are birdwatchers with their heads down; or they are holding a worn-out book that they picked up from nowhere.
There is a book with Huang Yi written on it, and they are looking at it intently. This type of students belongs to the literary and artistic youth type; or they frown, with veins on their necks popping out, and their hands are clenched and the fingers are interlocked. This type of students belongs to the type of students who have difficulty defecating.
The unobstructed type; or the left hand is holding a yellow manuscript, or it may be a sexy unclothed photo of a certain female star, while the right hand is stretched out on the crotch to clean the gun (such incidents usually occur at night), this type of students
Belongs to the all-day yiyin type.
Just like when I was a child, if someone in the class went to pee, other students would raise their hands and say that they wanted to pee. It may be a herd mentality; it may also be that the human biological clock is very regular, and they will think of it every time.
Pee and poop together. For example, the students on the first floor all like to go to the toilet after dinner, while the students on the second floor all like to get up in the morning to have a bowel movement, but the students on the third floor all like to clean their large intestines before going to bed at noon...
The final result is that when there is no free space on the first floor, students who need to pee or defecate will always run to the second floor. Under normal circumstances, they can often find one or two unoccupied pits. If that is not possible, they will run to the second floor.
Third floor, fourth floor, fifth floor, sixth floor.
This is also why Chen Zishen met Zhao Bo in the bathroom on the second floor that day, because the faucets in the bathroom were limited. Although Zhao Bo was intimidatingly tall, he didn't like to actively cause trouble, so if he didn't have a place, he
He would not ask others to give him a seat, but would wait for others to finish washing, or go to other floors to find an empty seat. And what if it was Wu Chu? He would definitely say that his brother would lend him a seat. If he met someone like Zhang Shan,
For a weak character like him, he would say, "Let me wash up first, while you go aside and cool down first."
The toilets in the dormitory building originally had wooden doors, but when Chen Zishen moved to dormitory 201, he found that only two doors in the toilet on the second floor were good, and the other doors had been removed.
Every time he went to the toilet, people would gather around him, especially the group of perverts in dormitory 201 headed by Wu Chu. In the entire dormitory 201, they had never watched Chen Zishen's little brother and his little butt. This fact also moved Chen Zishen very much.
In fact, I can't blame others entirely. I can only say that Chen Zishen is too beautiful, too soft, too fair, and too euphemistic. The key is that his voice is also a bit feminine. If a man is disguised as a woman, he doesn't even need makeup, and he doesn't have an Adam's apple.
, the only thing is that he needs two Wan Chai steamed buns to fill up his huge airport chest.
Although Chen Zishen had a man's heart, he was always surrounded by prostitutes, which greatly reduced his interest in going to the toilet. Later, he chose to squat in the two toilets with doors. If there were people in those two toilets,
, he will keep waiting like this, so that in a week or two weeks, he will finally get some peace. No matter how much people joke with him, they will not kick open his door, then stretch their heads and stare.
Let him.
But one day, when Chen Zishen went to the toilet again, he found that the two good door panels on the second floor had also been damaged. It was obviously kicked by someone, and there were shoe prints on the door. Maybe it was.
The other door panels were also kicked to pieces by some bored guys. Who kicked them to pieces and why, Chen Zishen didn't think much about it.
"Hey, what's going on? These people are too careless. A good door has to be kicked in. Doesn't it look good to expose a big butt?" Chen Zishen cursed helplessly and ran to
On the 3rd and 4th floors... it turned out that none of the toilet doors above were good.
"Oh, forget it, let's just go to the toilet on the 6th floor. Wu Chu and the others will definitely not come looking for us." Chen Zishen thought for a moment, then squatted down in the toilet in the last row on the 6th floor. This time he should be the one arriving.
This is the most refreshing time I have ever had to go to the toilet since No. 1 Middle School.
He finally didn't have to worry about the harassment from Wu Chu and his gang. In the past, even if he was in a toilet with a door, Wu Chu and the others would always smile yindangly and kick the door hard. This made Chen Zishen very unhappy.
Chen Zishen stayed in the toilet on the 6th floor for 20 minutes. Finally, his legs were so numb that he couldn't move before he reluctantly left the toilet.
During the 20 minutes, Chen Zishen felt the rare leisure and comfort in more than a month. He stared at the ceiling, thinking about everything that had happened in the past few days, Xiaowei, a person who made him happy and could leave many worries behind.
This girl showed him the direction and even the future. He wanted Xiao Wei to be his girlfriend and then marry her. Then he naturally thought of Wu Chu, a very annoying pretender.
Hot man...
Finally, he came to the conclusion: he wanted to become a real, handsome, and powerful man, conquer Xiaowei, win Xiaowei's heart, defeat Wu Chu, and finally become a happy man.
People cannot always be disturbed by Wu Chu's pressure.
After going to the toilet, Chen Zishen felt relieved. He breathed a long sigh of relief, moved his hands and feet, and puffed up his chest. The sun was so bright today...
The conflict between Chen Zishen and Wu Chu came to an end for the time being, and the two began to communicate somewhat, but they still had their grudges in their hearts, so they could not talk as happily as before.
Wu Chu didn't see Chen Zishen going to the toilet on the second floor for several days in a row, and Chen Zishen always looked happy when he came back, which made him more suspicious. He thought: What are the girls doing these days? Every day at noon
No one was seen for half an hour. Did he go to dormitory 101 on the first floor to be a guest?
If it had been before, before Wu Chu and Chen Zishen had a public quarrel, he would have searched from floor to floor, and then constantly teased Chen Zishen when he went to the toilet, and even teased him when he was white and tender.
But now, the conflict between the two has become public. Although there is no hatred yet, Wu Chu is also a person who wants to save face. He will definitely not be able to let go of his face and go to the first floor to find Chen Zishen.
The truth.
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Chen Zishen's weird behavior for a long time finally made Wu Chu unable to hold it in anymore. It could be said that he was curious, or he was suspicious. He thought: The ladies are going to the toilet on the first floor, and Zhao is over there.
Bo and his friends seemed to have a good relationship. Wu Chu thought about it and thought it was very possible.
In the boys' dormitory, he had never been to the toilet on the first floor because there was Zhao Bo and his group there. He was still a little wary of Zhao Bo's burly and chubby body. Secondly, he couldn't stand the people in dormitory 101.
He even suspected that those scum pooped dog feces instead of human feces, so he even bothered to go to the toilet on the first floor.
"No, I have to go and take a look. That girl must be on the first floor." In the end, he couldn't suppress the cry in his heart and decided to lose face and pretend to go to shit, holding the bag he specially bought in his hand.
Vinda toilet paper, he ran to the toilet on the first floor with a sly look.
(Other students, like Zhang Shan, would usually choose to tear out a few pages from the book they borrowed from the bookstore, and then wipe their ass hastily. This saves money and is also very satisfying, because they feel that they are big.
made a fortune)
Wu Chu was very excited. He seemed to have forgotten that he had a conflict with Chen Zishen at this time. "Girl, I have to catch him. I haven't pinched that little butt for a long time." Wu Chu thought in his heart with excitement.
, he seems to have some symptoms of a homosexual patient at this time. He has not played with Chen Zishen for so long, and he does feel a little itchy in his heart.
The first toilet pit was empty, but Wu Chu still stretched his head very cautiously. He knew that Chen Zishen always liked to hide in it, so he had to use his eyes to see clearly.
"No one? Wipe Tamar, why is there water?" Wu Chu suddenly felt a series of water droplets hit his neck. He was about to curse out, but then he thought, he was here to spy and arrest people, and he must not
The one who yelled exposed his whereabouts.
Wu Chu touched the water droplets on his neck with his hand, and when he smelled it, he found a large and disgusting smell, as well as a trace of yellow viscous substance.
"Wipe the fuck, he actually stepped on shit, you bitch, if you catch him, you have to touch his ass red." He cursed in his heart, and then looked up, it turned out that the first toilet happened to be next to the sewer.
Pipes, all urine and feces flow down from this place, and the pipes on the first floor have the largest load, so they eventually broke and no one repaired them (everyone knows the efficiency of high school logistics). No wonder this is the peak period for pooping.
There was no one in the toilet.
"I was so smart that I was confused for a while, so I admit defeat today." Wu Chu cursed again, and then wiped the water droplets on his neck with his hands, but no matter how he wiped, there was still yellow stuff, so he finally had to wipe himself
I used the toilet paper I pretended to bring to wipe the shit on my neck.
"Damn it, I tried to fake it with toilet paper but I actually used it. It's so deceptive to fool him."
A lesson learned. Wu Chu was cheated once. He became more cautious now. Every time he came to a pit, he would look up cautiously, for fear that another shit would drip on his head.
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I checked several toilets in a row but didn't see Chen Zishen. Fortunately, I didn't meet anyone in dormitory 101. Otherwise, those scum would not only have a deeper conflict with him, but also seriously despise him as a pervert.
The longer Wu Chu didn't see Chen Zishen, the more curious he became. He kept thinking in his heart: He must be the one in the next pit, and I have to rub his tender butt red.
If you want to know what happened next, please listen to the breakdown next time.