In the end, the cell phone recording definitely didn’t spread, and of course no one knew about it. In fact, Campus Police Officer Zhou didn’t even have a cell phone with a recording function. He didn’t even own a cell phone. He only earned a meager salary of more than 1,000 yuan a month.
He also had to support his family, and the mobile phone was so expensive, so he definitely couldn't afford it. The prop in the night was picked up by the old man's dormitory manager from the garbage dump on each floor. At first, the old man was overjoyed, but later he found out.
That's a piece of crap.
The fact that dormitory 201 is always noisy at night, making all the students in the building restless and unable to sleep, has aroused a lot of public outrage. Some teachers have paid close attention to this and even reported it to the school leaders many times.
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"The people in dormitory 201 are just a bunch of rat shit. With them, all the students in the building don't have a good resting environment. How can they study if they don't have a good rest? How can they improve their academic performance?"
Last night, campus policeman Zhou roared so loudly that the whole building shook. Many students thought an earthquake or typhoon was coming. That night, the ridiculous incident of campus policeman Zhou burning a lamp to watch birds under the moonlight also spread like wildfire.
Going away will undoubtedly make the incident in dormitory 201 that was already unsolvable worse, and finally forced the study leader to make a painful decision to severely rectify the discipline in the dormitory building.
The lights in the boys' dormitory building used to be turned off at 11:00, but now in order to allow students to go to bed earlier, the lights have been changed to 10:00, except of course on weekends and holidays.
The rectification of dormitory 201 is the top priority of this incident. The first-grade education office requires everyone in the dormitory to write a letter of apology of no less than 800 words. One copy of the letter of apology should be submitted to the school and one copy should be submitted by yourself.
Post it on the wall next to the bed in the dormitory to remind yourself not to talk and to go to bed early.
As the monitor of Class 1 and the highest official in dormitory 201, Wu Chu was asked by Old Man Liu to read out the self-reflection letter in front of the whole class.
Although Wu Chu was very reluctant to do such a shameful thing in front of the whole class, he still had to show his sincerity in admitting his mistakes under pressure. Finally, he walked up to the podium with his head lowered and began to read his self-reflection and guarantee letter.
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Teachers and classmates:
Sorry, we always make a lot of noise in dormitory 201, which prevents the entire boys' dormitory from having a normal rest. As the squad leader, I have my unshirkable responsibility. I must first do a deep self-examination and reflection on the school leaders, teachers, and classmates...
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Thank you teachers and classmates, thank you!
“Classmate Wu Chu’s self-examination was very profound, he was very honest, and he made a very clear promise, that is, he will no longer take the lead in speaking. I hope that as the monitor, he will keep his word and the school will continue to supervise it in the future. Of course, 201 dormitory discipline
It's not good, but I am also responsible. I am over 40 years old. I have a wife and children at home, and I don't have much time to watch you all the time. You should be more conscious and don't always make me, the class teacher, look bad." Old man Liu finally said.
He made a final speech and the whole class applauded collectively.
Wu Chu's father must have known about his son. When he was in the afternoon, Director Wu asked Wu Chu to go home for dinner in the evening. Wu Chu knew that something was wrong and was very scared, but his father summoned him and he could only bite the bullet.
Up.
"What have you done? I've lost all my face. Kneel down." Director Wu frowned, holding a stick and asking Wu Chu to kneel in the room. He thought that there was talent under the stick.
, so he has always been very strict, and now he is going to use the same tactics he used in junior high school on his son.
Wu Chu stayed in high school for a while, and his heart was no longer as innocent and timid as in junior high school. Moreover, his father's tricks always disgusted him. The idea of revolution, uprising, overthrow of tyranny, and gaining freedom has been lingering in his mind.
In his heart, he was just too young and the various conditions were not yet mature, so he had no choice but to endure it again and again.
"I won't kneel!" Wu Chu became much bolder. If he were in junior high school, he would definitely kneel down on the concrete floor in tears without saying a word.
"Hey, your wings have grown stiff, so you don't listen to me anymore, right?" Director Wu said and hit his son's butt with a stick.
"Hey, what are you doing? Your son is so old and you still want him to kneel down. What will you do if your father wants you to kneel down at your age?" Wu Chu's mother jumped out from the side and grabbed the hard stick.
"Go back to school, don't make me angry." Wu Chu's mother touched his head and said kindly. Wu Chu was also about to leave. It's really not a good time to stay in this place of right and wrong, and it happened that his mother
After saying this, he immediately turned around and went out.
"When you go out, don't come back. Don't read this book either. You're still reading it. You're fooling around all day long. You've spent all my money on me. A lifetime in this small county costs thousands of dollars. That's a lot of money."
Are they all fried in sand?" Director Wu shouted hoarsely.
Wu Chu received the punishment he deserved, and one of the perpetrators, Campus Police Officer Zhou, did not fare well either.
He has done a lot of writing reviews and making guarantees. He is just a rough guy and can't write many words. If he is asked to write an article of several hundred words, wouldn't it be harder than killing him?
I heard that in order to write a heartfelt and touching article, he stayed up for several days and nights. He chewed more than a dozen pieces of his pen. His wolf-like wife always wore sexy thin clothes in front of the house.
He scolded him from under the covers: "You are a murderer. You can't do anything serious, so you go out to make mischief with a group of brats. How old is your son?"
In the end, Campus Police Zhou swallowed his nerve and finished coding the 800-word self-reflection letter, but the school said it was unqualified because there were too many typos and the meaning was confusing. Even the vice-principal with the highest literary attainments in the school could not understand what he meant.
The old man who was the dormitory warden very shrewdly told campus policeman Zhou: "Go find an article online and copy it. Just copy it and you're done. This is what students do now."
"What the hell, it's those students again, what's wrong, I'm not afraid of them." Campus policeman Zhou yelled in a low voice with his face turned sideways and his hands on his hips. He didn't dare to roar like a lion anymore.
"Young man, you are still an angry young man. You have to learn more from me. Xiao Zhou, you can't do this. I will help you find a student to go to the Internet cafe and make a copy, and you can easily solve the school's troubles."
The old man squinted his eyes and spoke professionally.
Sure enough, after the student copied and pasted an article online, the school leader said it was well written. "The meaning is clear, the review is profound, and it is guaranteed to be reliable..."
Campus policeman Zhou was overjoyed and whispered to the old man in the dormitory building: "Old man, if you have the ability, I can sleep with my wife again at night. Haha, I haven't been with my bitch for a few nights. Haha, I have to be good.
Make it up to her”.
Campus Police Officer Zhou thought he had escaped the incident after copying, but when he was having fun with his wife at night, a phone rang. Campus Police Officer Zhou angrily opened the quilt and went to answer the phone.
"It's another person with a short life span. I'm a bad woman, and my good deeds are so strong that I almost reached the peak. This person with a short life span should be killed."
"Paralysis, damn it, there is no time to call, but now is the time to call." When Campus Police Officer Zhou saw his wife going crazy, he quickly yelled to cheer her up, and then picked up the phone.
"Hello!"
After all, Campus Police Officer Zhou is a man. He knows that satisfying his wife is important, but having a full stomach is more important. Generally, there must be something wrong when calling so late. A man must properly handle all outside affairs.
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"What?" Campus Police Officer Zhou suddenly became a wooden man, and the phone instantly slipped from his hand.
"What's the matter, husband?" The naked woman with swollen breasts crawled over to Campus Police Officer Zhou and asked with concern.
Principal Zhou let out a long sigh and said, "Damn it, No. 1 Middle School is so deceptive. They said they won't let me be the dormitory warden."
"What should I do? I have lost all the money for the baby's milk powder and diapers."
The woman immediately became frightened and almost cried.
"It's okay. They said I'm so arrogant and always beat and scold students. Being a guard at the school gate is just right, but the salary is 200 yuan less." Campus policeman Zhou threw himself on the bed after saying this. How was he feeling at this time?
It’s all gone, I just want to sleep away from my worries.
"You are a murderer. You said everything at once. It almost scared me to death." The woman said coquettishly, and then she lay on the man. She was obviously confused just now, and she was almost at her peak but didn't.
I felt very dissatisfied when I arrived.
"No, I'm not in the mood today. Men are no better than women. Go to sleep, wife." Campus Police Officer Zhou said weakly as he lay on the bed, pulling his wife by the way.
But his wife refused to obey, and she said coquettishly: "No, I will help you." Then, the woman turned her head, turned upside down, and began to show off her unique skill of playing the flute, which she played up and down.
It lasted for a long time, and my mouth was numb, but the thing was still alive and dead.
The woman turned around to look at her husband. The guy was already snoring like a thunderous sound. He was obviously asleep like a dead pig. These days, Campus Police Officer Zhou is indeed tired enough, and his body
He is tired and his heart is tired. It is normal that he is not in the mood to have sex with his wife.
The woman sighed softly and cursed: "This person who kills a thousand swords is so useless." However, given that Zhou's campus policeman's performance on weekdays is quite satisfactory to his wife, this is the first time that such an eunuch's behavior has happened, and the woman did not
She hated him for this. She had no choice but to hold back her anger and go to sleep by herself.
If you want to know what happened next, please listen to the breakdown next time.